100 jokes tagalog

คำโปรย "2 ขีดหมายความว่าไงวะ" "ก็หมายความว่าเมียมึงท้องไงควาย" "นี่กูกำลังจะเป็นพ่อคน" "มึงจะดีใจเxี้ยอะไรก่อน ตอนนี้เมียมึงไปแล้ว" "ยินดีด้วยครับเพื่อนมึงได้เสียเมียไป 100% แล้ว" "ตอนมีไม่รักษามาเห็นค่าอะไรตอนนี้" เรื่องย่อ พระเอกและนางเอกถูกคลุมฝูงชนให้ต้องแต่งงานกัน โดยที่ตัวพระเอกไม่ได้เต็มใจและหลังจากแต่งงานเขาก็มีข้อตกลงกับนางเอกนั่นก็คือ 3 เดือนหย่า เพราะเขาได้ตกลงกับผู้เป็นพ่อไว้ว่าจะแต่งงานกับเธอเพื่อตำแหน่งที่พ่อจะยกให้ โดยที่พ่อไม่รู้เลยว่าเขาได้ยื่นข้อเสนอให้กับเจ้าสาวของเขาเป็นที่เรียบร้อยแล้วและตลอดระยะเวลา 3 เดือนเขาก็จับนางเอกกดทุกวันจนท้อง สุดท้ายนางเอกเป็นฝ่ายจากไปเพราะแฟนเก่าของพระเอกกลับมา " งั้นฉันขอถามอะไรคุณอย่างได้ไหม ที่ผ่านมาคุณเคยรักฉันบ้างไหมคะ " "ไม่ฉันไม่เคยรักเธอ" " " งั้นเราก็หย่ากันเถอะค่ะ ฉันคืนอิสระให้คุณ คุณจะได้กลับไปใช้ชีวิตแบบเดิมเหมือนที่คุณต้องการ ตั้งแต่วันนี้เป็นต้นไปคุณกับฉันเราไม่เคยรู้จักกัน ถ้าบังเอิญเจอก็ไม่ต้องทักเอาแหวนของคุณคืนไปแล้วไม่ต้องฟ้องหย่าเดี๋ยวฉันจะเซ็นให้เอง ลาก่อนตลอดกาล"

"Aku tau kau hanya pura-pura lupa, Tuan muda Ryanoir. Tapi ingatlah, berkas warisan belum kau tanda tangani. Jadi, sudah seharusnya kau bertahan untuk hidup terlebih dahulu." Ryan tercengang! Dia adalah seorang pembunuh bayaran yang kaya raya dengan rate misi 100% berhasil. Mengapa mendadak dia hidup di tubuh tuan muda tak berguna?

In a world filled with unexpected twists, follow Theia, a young woman haunted by the fear of losing her beloved grandmother, who has 100 days to live. Theia was sold into slavery by the person she least expected. When an Alpha male seeks a slave, who turns out to be more than he bargained for; his destined mate.

The rain starts to hit at my window, I can see dull clouds slowly coming over. I frown as I look trying to ease my mind. Again my mood is reflected in the weather outside. I'm still unsure if it is 100% me that makes it happen, but it seems too much of a coincidence for it to not. It isn't often the weather reflects my mood, when it does it's usually because I'm riddled with anxiety or stress and unable able to control my feelings. Luckily its a rarity, though today as I sit looking out of the window I can't help but think about the giant task at hand. Can Iris unlock her family secrets and figure out what she is? A chance "meet cute" with an extremely hot werewolf and things gradually turn upside down. Dark secrets emerge and all is not what it seems. **Contains Mature Content**

Siddharth raizada and Arjun Bhalla are like two poles apart. If Siddharth likes to mask his pain by his ruthless behavior, Arjun loves to hurt him with his venomous nature. If Siddharth could control his anger to hide his emotions, Arjun could do anything to make Siddharth lose his temper. If Siddharth is an egoistic self-centered jerk, Arjun is an unemotional frigid psycho. There was a time when they both even can't stand on the opposite side of any team. But now they can't bear their presence over a 100 feet distance. The time has passed away still they are standing at the edge where they seemed to be lost forever. Friends can become the best enemy if they part ways by some more misunderstanding. Friends can only hurt us in a way more than we could expect if they turned to the other side of us. IshitaRaizada, a beautiful young girl who has lost interest in life because of what happened in the past. She is trying hard to manage the new changes in his life. Meeting him again who is the sole reason for her destruction, is hard for her. Arjun entered their lives again to make hell. Will they be able to move on? Mishty Gupta, a colorful girl who jas several dreams to achieve. What will happen to her when she enters the group of people who has mystery in their relationship? Mihir Arora is the only reason for Sid's smile and Arjun's hope. Will he be able to bring his friends back? Here is the story of friendship love and hatred. A strong friendship where no one can dream to break is now broken beyond repair. Will they be able to be like before?

[Warning Adult Area! Terdapat beberapa adegan 18+. Pembaca harap bijak menyingkapi isi cerita.] . Miguel Mark Anthony. Siapa sangka jika hidupnya berubah 100% setelah patah hati pertamanya. Jika dulu, penolakan selalu Mark dapat dari wanita-wanita yang ia sukai namun sekarang wanita-wanita itu rela berlutut menjadi penghangat ranjangnya, bahkan tanpa Mark minta. Sampai semesta mempertemukannya kembali dengan Megan Elmara, wanita yang menjadikannya bahan taruhan dan meninggalkannya begitu saja. Ini tentang Mark yang akan memastikan Megan membayar mahal atas perlakuannya dulu. *** Image cover fr Unsplash

Bibiku kehilangan satu kakinya akibat kecelakaan mobil, dan putri kesayangannya justru pergi ke luar negeri pada saat itu. Sejak saat itu, aku merawat bibiku dengan sepenuh hati dan mengurusnya selama 15 tahun. Bibiku, yang merasa berterima kasih atas perawatanku, berjanji bahwa semua hartanya akan diwariskan kepadaku setelah dia tiada. Namun, ketika ajalnya hampir tiba, sepupuku kembali ke negara ini. Bibiku langsung mengubah warisan itu untuk diberikan sepenuhnya kepada sepupuku, hanya memberikan 100 juta sebagai "biaya perawatan" untukku. Lima belas tahun masa mudaku hanya dihargai dengan 100 juta yang penuh penghinaan. Dalam keadaan linglung, aku terjatuh ke sungai dan tenggelam. Ketika aku membuka mata, aku mendapati diriku kembali ke 15 tahun yang lalu ....

She is a free spirit, trapped in a bird cage of death, danger and despair. Little Alessa has always known one thing above all- she was born to be the perfect Principessa of the Cosa Nostra, the Italian Mafia. She was urged to smile when asked to, laugh even when the jokes were anything but funny, charming to all who were allies. She was perfection incarnate...well, that's what they think. They know nothing of her wild abandon, of her plans to be anything but the perfect princess, royalty of a world dredged so deep in blood, she choked on it. Her plans to run were absolute...well, until HE came along. The mysterious Pakan-a Don like her father- shielded by the shadows that he ruled from. He was the anomaly that she least expected. He destroyed her plans and she hated him for it. So why then does her heart beat so fast when he is near? Why is he the one she thinks about before she sleeps? Why does she so long to see him when she's sad? She wanted the freedom, the life beyond the shadows and explore the world. But Emerald colored eyes, cocky smirks, rough hands, cigarettes and darkness were starting to look a little more appealing...

"Royce Devereaux isn’t your average hot professor. He has a lot of rules in his professional and personal life. He keeps both worlds separated. He has to. He’s somewhat of a public figure—and yes, he’s made enemies climbing to the top. Being a world-famous paleontology professor doesn’t mix well with his romantic life. He likes his sex rough, and a whole lot of naughty. Which means his students are 100% off limits.One problem. His new graduate student assistant, Kenzie. She looks at him like a kid looks at birthday cake, and he doesn’t like it. Except, he does. He likes it too much. She’s feisty and smart—which only makes him want to tie her up and master her body. And her buttoned-up librarian look—it makes him want to strip her naked…slowly. He has to find a way to ignore her. It’s only one semester. Right?But when an enemy decides to use Kenzie to force his hand, Royce has no choice but to keep her close. Very, very close. His two worlds have just collided. He just hopes he can let her go once the danger is over…The Darkest Hour is created by Lauren Smith, an EGlobal Creative Publishing signed author."

- konten 100% aman - Rania yang tengah mengandung anak kedua begitu bingung saat mendapati kabar kalau suaminya, Alfi ternyata sudah melanggar prinsip hidup yang ia pegang selama ini. Dengan segenap keberanian, meski ia mencinta Alfi, ia mencoba menggugat cerai suaminya, “Tapi... aku salah apa, sayang?” tanya Alfi tergeragap. “Karena ada orang ketiga dalam pernikahan kita, mas.” jawab Rania setenang mungkin. “Si-siapa?” Rania yang mencintai Alfi berusaha menjaga harga diri suaminya dengan mengatakan ia mencintai Arbi, kakak Alfi. Ide gila itu terlintas begitu saja setelah sadar kakak iparnya itu selalu memperhatikannya, padahal ia juga sudah berkeluarga. Apakah Rania bisa keluar dari jeratan manis Alfi yang akan melakukan apapun untuk mempertahankan pernikahan mereka?