How To Roast Someone To Shut Up

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Declan
Declan
2025-02-23 04:08:47
People reckon that to make a roast is arts, A real artist needs quick wit; of course There must also be an accurate word. You must know the person's vulnerable spot, yet in gentle words still give its sting. This is difficult balance How do we strike it?

If someone has been splashing the tea in your face for two whole hours and you want them to stop at last You can chart the delicate terrain this way: Keep calm, cool and composed as ice. Be witty but do not hurt.

For example, "Are you trying to set a record for Sichuan opera, A marathon monologue? " And then give a light smile back Remember, the point is to get it quiet rather than to make an enemy. You should be laughing at this in any case.

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