"Stop wailing like you broke your fingernails, Natty. I know you're a woman, just like me. And I understand that being emotional is part of being gorgeous, but I think you're overdoing it," Soda winced as he handed me a box of tissue. "Agree, even if Soda isn't really a woman," Laura seconded, which earned her a crumpled tissue landing on her shiny forehead from Soda, which she just ignored. "Look, it was just his ex, Nat. If he really loves you, then he won't let her eat him like her best dinner." From what Laura said, my head began to picture them in bed, together... eating each other, driving each other to high. No, no, no! I cried louder, grabbing a handful of tissue and violently unclogging my nose. "Why did you have to put it that way? Look at what happened!" Soda slapped Laura with his closed fan and she immediately held the spot, protruding her lower lip in protest. "What? It's just a simple metaphor. She should be laughing. It's her kind of humor. Right, Nat?" Laura sear
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