Look, I didn’t plan on kneeing my boyfriend—well, ex-boyfriend now—in the jewels, but he was absolutely asking for it. And, honestly? That knee might have been the best decision of my life. Call me old-fashioned, but I don’t like jumping into bed five minutes after meeting a guy. The world’s gone sex-mad—TV, magazines, social media, you name it—and somehow, my outdated desire to be, you know, romanced has turned me into some relic from the past. So, when Greg Moorcroft decided that "no" meant "try harder," I knew it was time to let my knee do the talking. I threw my drink (whiskey, which I hate) right into his face, and as he blinked through the Johnny Walker Blue Label, I delivered the knee. Now, at first, I was worried I’d missed. I thought, “Wow, are his family jewels made of titanium?” Then he made this pathetic gurgling noise and hit the floor like a sack of regret. I grabbed my coat and bag, jammed the keys in the door on my way out, and yelled, “Don’t mess with me, you turd!
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