I was doing my best to wrangle two drunk, and on buzzed, sisters out of my truck and up the stairs to their apartments, without someone falling on their face. It wasn't as easy as one might think. These girls were wired and super affectionate. THey kept stopping to hug each other, and me then sat down on the steps when they deemed the climb too far. "Come on, ladies, you'll feel better once we can get some aspirin and water in you, and you get in your comfy clothes," I cajoled, thinking the comfy clothes bit always worked on Amora. "Ohhh, pajamas sound nice," Jennifer cooed. "Mmmhmmmm, and these shoes hurt," Suzanne added, lifting her leg and kicking her foot until her show flew off, almost hitting me in the head. Luckily, I caught it. "Come on," Renee', the buzzed one, said, trying to help by pulling on her sister's arms. "Let's go get you changed." "Hey," Suzanne said, pulling her arm out of Renee's grasp. "Not so rough, you'll leave a bruise." She turned toward me with a slop
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