“What’s that?”“Seriously, Dan, don’t ask me stupid questions!”He came over five minutes ago, and since then he’s been taking photos and laughing at me, and so have Chad and Martin. It’s as if he got the whole Storm Rocks posse with him. “No, I meant on your shirt. What’s that?” Since they came, I can’t even put Richard down. Every time I attempt to do it, he screams at the top of his lungs. Even Aria came back for a while and said that she would help Richard. Not me. She wouldn’t want him having a salad for breakfast. She thinks that I’m stupid. Richard’s a baby, so of course, he drinks nothing but milk. Anyway, I was glad to get out of there, when lo and behold, as soon as I handed Richard to her, he started crying again. I think that he must be my baby. He seems to know exactly how to wind me up, and now, I’ve got spit-up on me to prove it. “Ugh!” I put him down. I don’t care if he cries again—which he starts to do the moment I put him down. “Daddy, I could do with some milk
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