When my parents asked if we were free today, I thought they meant to come over to their new house, do a little light unpacking, have some dinner. I should have known better. Instead, I got suckered into unpacking an entire moving van because my dad is too cheap to hire a moving company. I lived with the man and his cheapskate ways for eighteen years. Again, I should have seen it coming.But I didn't. Now here I stand, holding one end of the world's heaviest couch, while my dad yells at me."Lift with your legs, boyo! Turn it more on the side.""I can't, Da," I argue and try to adjust to get a better grasp on it. "If I turn it more, it'll be upside down.""Pah! Don't argue. Just turn it."A huge clap of thunder breaks up our arguing, and we simultaneously glance at the ominous clouds in the sky.Looking back at me, he tacks on, "And hurry! I don't want me couch rained on." Easy for him to say. At least he's inside the house. It's my ass that is stuck outside and about to get drenched.
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