"Today is not April Fool's Day, do you think I will believe your lies? Although you have a hot body and it does make my blood run cold, I have principles, don't try to tempt me..."Edward was so stunned by the sudden transformation that he was incoherent, even pouring out certain words that he couldn't say in front of his wife."Hey! Honey, what did you just say? I didn't hear you, look at the barrel of my 30mm caliber sniper rifle and repeat it again, I think you will!"Sure enough, before he could finish his sentence, Catherine's "cordial" greeting, full of smiles, came from the back of the room.Edward turned around in a hurry and put his hands up in surrender, "Honey, I'm trying to ease the tension, don't get me wrong. Also, your sniper rifle was just remodeled last month, 42.5mm.""Well, I actually went and remodeled it again without your knowledge and it's 45mm.""Oh! That's a fascinating size for me, in fact the remodel is so good I'm OCD a
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