"Mr. Jerry, a very nice name," Loretta says.It's just Jerry, lady, just Jerry."Okay, cool, so err... Jerry, could you please help me pick out something I could buy? I'm just coming from the airport, and I'm not exactly sure that I have anything at home to eat, so maybe you could be of assistance. ""I'm not sure how much help I could be right now, lady. I did say I was closing for the day.""C'mon, you're a storekeeper, you should have some ideas," Loretta pleads."Ok, um... I dunno, but you've been standing in front of the honey bottles, so maybe you could buy one of them or some of them. "Loretta thinks for a while, then yells, "Brilliant! Jerry, you are a genius. I could fry sausages and dip them in honey. Sweet.Yeah, Lady, I'm not sure that's a good idea, but if it gets you out of here and makes you call me brilliant and genius, then sure, I'll go with it."Ok, so what next? Loretta's eyes widen. She was enjoying this f
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