CHAD May 10th 2018 “Goddamn those mother fucking crutch munching cowboys!” I yell as I barge through the doors of the club. I fucking told Maddie they wouldn't let my beat-up face in the strip clubs. “Tell them you're an MMA fighter.” She said. I did, and the doorman had the nerve to stand there and laugh at me with a death wish hanging off the tail of his crooked nose. “Mate, have you seen yourself?” He chuckled as people flowed through the doors looking at me. “Yeah, I'm the underdog,” I smirked, trying to sound tough. “Yeah, No one's going to believe the bullshit that just came out of your mouth, Chad.” “What the fuck you mean by BELIEVE?” I felt offended! I just wanted to get myself some cheap pussy. I head towards the bar desperately in need of some hard amber liquor as
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