"Hi, Mrs. Viet. This is Selena with—""Not interested." Click."Hi, Mr. Wantz. This is Selena with Panda Tea products. We make—""Fuck off, bitch!" Click!!"Hi, Mr. Sanford. This is Selena with Panda Tea products. We make a green tea validated for your health that is guaranteed to help you maintain good health and ensure long-lasting—""I told you guys to take my name off your list. You just woke me up. Shit!" Click."Well, good day, sir," I said as the man hung up on me. This was hell. It was eight a.m., and I'd made hundreds of calls around the globe. I'd ticked off women in Tacoma, irritated men in Vancouver, and woken sleeping women with beautiful dreams in NY.I stared around the boiler room at the telemarketers screaming into their phones, trying to sell the Panda product. At least Mr. Sanford gave me a chance to introduce it.The door to the boiler room opened, and Kay Gordy, the boiler room diva who also happened to be my friend, came in with popcorn in hand. Her little son, Ju
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