Ivan laughed loudly. “And did you get that from my sister?”
“Actually, no. I used this thing called a brain. You might have heard of them.”
“Oh, you mean you have one, too? I thought that peculiar phenomenon only existed at the end of my cock.”
I bit the inside of my cheek. “Dick.”
“How apt.”
“You’re such a twat.”
He looked over his shoulder and winked. “I love it when you call me that. It’s kind of hot.”
“Twat? Really? That’s hot?”
“Oh, no, wait. That’s just me.”
I covered my mouth with my hand to stop my laughter escaping and held my phone to my ear. “Hello, 911? We have a serious cause of Overgrown Ego-Itis that needs immediate attention.”
Ivan leaned across the table and grabbed the phone off me, laughing to himself. “You’d be missing out if I wasn’t so cocky. Shit, Brenda. Could you im