When the King realized no one would punish her, he had her taken from the pillory and tied to a massive pole in the center of town and stripped of her ragged clothes and was whipped fifteen times. Her screams seemed to cover the silence of the town and the surrounding farms. No one spoke and no one moved. They merely watched.
Peter had then arrived moments after her last lash, hired by the King for some freelance work, he was known well across the lands for his bravery and his toughness. But when he saw the beautiful, crying woman in the middle of town, he could not let that stand. He removed himself from his horse and walked to her punisher and snatched the whip from his hands, turned it around and whipped him so many times so quickly he couldn’t react. “Leave now, or I will take this and steal the life from your worthless body!” His menacing dark eyes bore into the man and he took off running. Peter walked toward Lavinia and knelt on the ground in front of her and looked into her agonized eyes. He used a thumb to wipe away a tear and swallowed hard never had he looked at a person the way he was looking at her. He ripped the chains in half and then tore the shackles from her bloodied wrists; she looked at him in astonishment. “What are you?” She whispered quietly like a mouse. “I am…something and would you like me to take you from here?” He took off his coat and set it gently around her gashes. “Anywhere is better than here, but why?” She felt immediately safe and drawn to him and wanted nothing more than to be by his side. “You are beautiful and no creature that is as beautiful as you deserves to be punished so savagely. I heard the whispers of you and why you were being punished and they were not justified in their actions.” He helped her to stand and she was so weak, so he lifted her up into his arms and held her close against him. He wrapped her in a blanket, his horse lay to the ground and she carefully sat on it. He then climbed in behind her and he rode her away. They got to a riverside far from town and started a fire. Peter bit into his thumb, making it bleed and crawled beside her. “Take some.” She looked at him, confused and a little disgusted. “Do you trust me?” “Yes.” She looked deeply into his eyes and took a deep breath. “Then, just do it. It will help you.” She couldn’t bring herself to do it, drinking some else’s blood. He was somewhat frustrated, so he sucked his own blood till it healed, leaned in, and kissed her. She, for a split second, made a move to pull away but didn’t; she instead leaned into it, their tongues caressing each other. Lavinia could feel the sting and throbbing of her back fading and was soon gone. She pulled away from his kiss and wrapped her hands around her back to feel no gashes, just dried, caked-on blood. She looked up at him, her eyes wide, bewildered, and amazed. “What did you do?” “My blood…Healed you.” He nodded his head to the river. “You should go wash yourself of the blood.” She stood up weary of what to do; she had no clothes, nothing, and though she would be bare while in the water, what would she dry herself off with? Surely not the blood-soaked blanket. She was confused about the entire thing, surprised by a man like that. A creature like that to save her from such pain and agony. The whipping would have only been the beginning. This she was sure; the men would have finished what their fellow soldier had tried to start. All of them. Peter stood up, combed his hair with his hands, and gave a slight smile. “Hold on a few moments. I will return.” Lavinia didn’t have a chance to speak, for he had dashed away in a blur. Again, her eyes were wide with bewilderment. She couldn’t believe what she had seen, what he had done; perhaps it was a pain-induced hallucination or dream. A being like that surely could not exist. She sat back down and wrapped the blanket around her tightly, looking into the blackness of the forest. In the dead black of the night, she swore she saw movement. Something was stalking her. The delicate blonde hairs on her arms and neck stood stiff on edge. She felt the terror that would come for her, and no matter what she wanted to do to survive, she knew whatever it was would get her. Thoughts circled around her mind at high speed. Would it gut her? Eat her? What would the creature that she felt do? In fact, her main question was, what was it? The monstrous animal leaped from the trees in front of her lunging its massive frame straight to her; she closed her eyes, but there was no impact, and when she opened them, she saw the creature dead. Beheaded and Peter standing over it, his chest rising and lowering quickly, huffing hard and even in the dark where the moonlit him up, she saw black eyes; solid black eyes. Even though he looked like that and was able to behead a creature five times his size so quickly and so quietly that she hadn’t heard him, she felt even safer and more drawn to him. Perhaps his power, his beauty, the kindness he had shown her. Her eyes again widened in shock as the beast began to shrink and change; it changed into a man. Her blue eyes shot up to look into Peter’s, who was actually surprised her terrified reaction was to the beast becoming human than to how he looked and what he did. “Wh…wha…what?” She sputtered, “What. Was. That? What are…you?” “A lycan, he is a lycan. I am a vampire.” He was straight forward and honest, no use in beating around the bush. “A lycan? A vampire?” She hadn’t heard of these creatures before, and it worried her that there may be much more. If creatures like them could live in their world and no one knew then what other kinds were there. “Lycans are men that are half-man and half-wolf. They transform and become savage beasts. He would have killed you. Most of them are gone now. I’ve hunted them all down. Most of them have been hunted down.” Peter held onto the head and grabbed the arm of the now man and pulled him deeply into the woods. He went back to the woman, who sat quietly, in deep thought. He didn’t speak; he just patiently waited for her to grasp everything, and she had a lot to grasp. Peter was already over three hundred years old, and so time meant very little to him; he had an eternity to wait for her to speak. She, however, did not. Peter had run off to the nearby village Lavinia had lived, and an old maiden gave him clothes and a blanket for her; to thank her for her bravery and to apologize for not defending her, a neighbor gave him some apples and a loaf of bread, and he was gone. They sat for a while in heavy silence. Peter had never been so taken by a human before, by anything actually and so he did not know how to act, what to say or do. Thus, deciding to set down one of the dresses he’d been given on her lap. She still didn’t speak. She said nothing, but her gaze moved to the dress from the woods. Lavinia rose, still without a word, and walked to the river. She set the dress on a rock and dropped the blanket to the ground and stepped into the cold water and washed away the blood. Peter wanted to look away out of respect for her, but he just couldn’t, she was so beautiful all of her, and he was mesmerized. Sirens would envy her beauty. She was quick. It was dark, and she was cold even from a distance he sat. Peter could hear her shivering, so as she began to exit the water, he disappeared quickly. He had the fire burning even hotter before she had taken her last step out. He did, however, turn away from her while she clothed herself. The dress was very well form-fitting. He met her halfway and pointed to the fire. “I built up the fire for you. So, you would be warm and could dry yourself.” He was so quiet and caring as he spoke. She responded with a nod of her head and walked around him. She sat beside the fire and wrapped herself up in the other blanket. Peter went to the water and washed off the one soaked in blood and spread it out on a huge boulder. He sat beside her, and she looked at him with loving eyes, and he smiled slightly. She leaned against his side, and he put his arm around her. She fell asleep leaning against him like that. He moved gingerly to avoid waking her and wrapped the blanket around her; he curled himself up beside her and went to sleep as well. Peter woke up first to the sun, just beginning to rise and birds singing. She was still in a deep slumber, and he couldn’t help but smile to himself. She seemed so peaceful, a chance to be free of the stress and burdens of the last few days. Murdering someone, even out of defense, takes a toll on someone’s soul, and her soul was burdened. He could see it. She took a deep breath and blinked her blue eyes, adjusting to the light and sat up her hair a mess. “I have heard stories of creatures like you. There was never a name to call you, other than monsters. Drink the blood of humans. Godly speed and strength and beautiful.” Was the first thing she spoke upon sitting up, blinking her eyes rapidly, failing to adjust to the bright sun. He nodded. “You are known to be monsters, are you not?” Her curious eyes stared directly into his. “Do I seem like a monster to you?” She shook her head, “do I scare you?” Again, she shook her head. “Then what you think of me is all that matters.” “Just my opinion?” Her inquisitive side relieved him; it told him she was caring to get to know him, to understand. “Is it true you can live forever?” “For the most part, yes, we can be killed. It is just…difficult, especially for humans.” “Do all of you have to drink human blood? Do YOU have to?” He nodded his head. “It’s essential for our survival. We don’t die if we don’t, we desiccate. It is a painful process forever in agony.” She nodded, then stayed quiet for a few moments. “How many people have you killed?” “I am three hundred years old. I have killed many, which is a question I cannot properly answer. I am sorry for that.” “Why are being so honest to me?” “Because… You are special?” “Am I? How is that so?” “You just…you just are.” The eye contact they shared became more intense as the moments passed by. “What is it like? To be a vampire?” He was surprised it took her that long to ask him that. “It can be quite amazing. The strength, speed living forever young and the compulsion, but the hunger; the desire to feed is overwhelming and all too powerful. If a vampire learns to control that impulse, it can be a good life, but many cannot, and they slaughter humans by masses. I can… Control mine. This is why I did not kill you yesterday, even while you were covered in blood.” “Will you end up killing me?” He smiled sweetly and shook his head. “Never you.” She returned an innocent smile to him. “We should probably not stay here much longer. I believe the King will probably send his men after you…And I.” “I cannot go back. My punishment yesterday will pale in comparison to what they would do to me now.” She looked shaken up again. “I will not allow them to hurt you.” She believed him vehemently, and he could see that she did. “But we must leave now. I would prefer to not kill anyone today, especially not in front of you.” “Alright.” She agreed quickly, taking his hand as he stood, pulling her up with him. He pulled her close and looked her right in the eyes. “I will never let anyone hurt you for as long as I live.” “That is a very long time.” She murmured, and he nodded. He called to his horse and rolled up the blankets since the one that had been covered in blood was mostly dry. He jumped on and then pulled her up behind him. She squeezed him tightly, and off they went into the dense forest. The two of them rode in silence; neither one knew what to say, so Peter and Lavinia just enjoyed the physical touch of one another. They rode until the dark settled on them, and they had reached a nearby village. Peter stopped at an inn and had a young man take his horse to the stables while he got a small room where they would share the night together. The primary reason for sharing the small room was for her safety. She sat close to the fire lit opposite the bed, and he sat close to her, and they sat in silence; it was filled with an electricity neither one understood. “Thank you again…for saving my life.” He looked her up and down, meeting her gaze once again with a soft smile. “You are welcome.” He leaned close to her and slid a hand across her soft, fair-skinned cheek and into her hair. His lips touched hers lightly. He wanted to be gentle; she’d been brutalized so recently that and with what he was too much could lead to her death. She’d need to be like him for things to be…rougher. She didn’t kiss him back initially, and just as he was about to embarrassingly recede, she leaned in and met him again. Their tongues met, and the kissing was passionate and sensual. His strong hand slid up her dress; he gripped her thigh and pulled her to him, directing her on top of him. He stood up, holding onto her small frame and took her to the bed, laying her down gently following along. Their first night together was passionate, and he was gentle with her. Gentlemen were something she didn’t know even existed. No man in her village, no man she’d ever been in contact with were gentle or respectful. Including her deceased father, who beat her and her siblings, her brothers turned into disgusting brutes upon adulthood as well. Her father killed her mother, beating her till her life slipped from her lungs. Her baby sister fell to the same brutality at only the age of three. Lavinia felt guilty, occasionally, for having been the one to survive. She was thirteen and powerless and stunned with fear every time he was angry. Peter showed her good men did exist as he lay right beside her keeping her close. They did not know one another very well, or at all, but they felt within each other, something that told them they would be together forever. Dedicated till death separated them. Lavinia was also so sure he would never become a different man towards her, so sure she was scared of how it felt to not be scared of a man.*Author's note:This book contains violence, sexual scenes and talks about rape. Reader discretion is warned. I appreciate all of the support my reader's provide for me and my kids. Please don't forget to give gems and votes and reviews please. Every little bit helps!
The morning following that night was grey, and the smell of rain was in the atmosphere, and the wind began to scream outside, shaking the small building, but Peter got up and dressed and disappeared before Lavinia awoke. When she had, she was disappointed and heartbroken to see she woke alone. She lay down on her back, feeling ridiculous for believing he was different, but when he walked back into the tiny room with food, she felt ridiculous again for thinking for a moment that he might be. She sat up, pulling a blanket up across her chest and smiled at him. “Looks like we will be stuck here again for another night.” He sat down beside her. “How did you become…a…vampire?” The question caught him off guard, and he wasn’t sure immediately how to answer. “And how did you learn to control yourself?” “I was turned by…another very old vampire. As for controlling myself, I have a good friend, Kohl, who had taken the time to help me.” Peter couldn’t tell he
Nora looked around the hazy vision of the village. From where she stood, people ran in terror, screaming, trying to escape the mass of lycans. Tears slid silently down her face as she watched them slaughter the village of men, women, and children. She couldn’t move in her dream, and this made the intensity of the pain they all felt all the stronger. She felt her heart pounding hard, and her stomach was rolling sharp pains up her abdomen into her chest as if directly attacking her heart. She jumped violently as she looked around, her eyes laying on the lycan that ripped open the pregnant woman’s stomach and bit down on her neck. She wanted to move, she tried to escape her dream, but the dream wouldn’t release her. It had something to tell her. At this moment, she cursed the ancestors for this power. “Kill them all!” A huge man roared. He had long, thick curly blonde hair pulled back in a bun with a beard just as long and thick to match his muscular body and towering height.
“Lycans wiped out his entire family. Literally the entire family. Peter is the only one left of his genetic line. His family is thought to be the first line of vampires, so they were, and he is known to be extraordinarily powerful. Jen’s name was originally Lavinia. She’s the first and only vampire he has ever turned. All other vampires that exist are descendants of his family, but they are not related by blood. He isn’t really the only vampire, though, and is not the oldest. There is another who is like nearly four thousand years old.” Kyle answered, getting a look of surprise from Kohl. “What?” “How do you know all about that?” Kohl was surprised, and that wasn’t easy to do. “It’s in the history books…” Kyle replied, not knowing Kohl didn’t know, “I read…A lot, I like to read.” “You know a lot about him,” Nora stated, and he flashed her a slight smile, which she couldn’t help but return. “I do. I’m very interested in history, and he is a ve
Some history:Hades created what was figured to be the first vampires in hopes they would be monstrous and cause havoc on all his brother, Zeus, held dear, but some did not follow this intended path. Hades had met Martin Sinclair, one of six siblings of a noble family in 1310 while trying to enlist creatures to dismantle the people all the Gods seemed to love so much. As the guardian of the underworld, he had access to some of the worst creatures there were. Some of the most treacherous witches and warlocks known to history. In return for the promise of freedom, he requested six of them to create what would raping and murdering women whenever he so chose. He had even killed his own father and raped his mother before killing her. He was one of six, most of which were nearly as hazardous as he, but Peter and his baby sister Marylyn were the opposite. The two of them were the pictures of goodness, innocence, and true nobility, and Martin hated them for that. “Martin Sinclair. I
An unknown amount of time passed by when Martin shot up from the dirt in a panic, but it was only for a moment when he established where he was. The pond. In front of him, one of the witches sat on his knees still. A pang of hunger shot through his stomach, and his entire body felt as if it were going to burst in flames at any moment. The agony bore on. Nicholai shot up next with the female witch in front of him on her knees and still. He wrapped his arms tightly around his stomach, feeling the same pain as his brother. Moments later, Boris and Ranaye felt the same. They all looked to Martin with anger and then the witch that knelt before Martin put a small cut into the side of his neck, and a tiny amount of blood seeped out. Martin’s eyes went solid black, inch-long fangs shot from his upper jaw where the canines should sit, and he lunged at the man’s throat, sinking his teeth deeply into him. Martin’s heart pounded at unbeatable strength and speed as the blood filled his
“I just saw the news, you guys. It’s pretty bad.” Nora said, walking into the lounge. “Fifteen mass murders around the world, mostly here, by many different names. But people claim they’re monsters, werewolves, beasts from hell, hell hounds and the list goes on. A total of 400 have been killed in the past week by them. This is out of hand.” “I agree. I think we need to contact Elizabeth now.” Jen stated, “we need her.” “She is a bitch,” Peter argued. “Yes, she is, but she is a powerful bitch who would love to jump on the hunting lycan bandwagon. Remember, she helped you a lot in the defeat against the lycans the first time.” Jen said. “Well, if we’re going to pull together an army, then we need to call Gabriel too.” Peter declared. “This should be interesting,” Kohl muttered. “Why? Why would it be interesting?” Nora asked. “Both of them are strong personalities, bossy. And to a point rude, not Kohl rud
Elizabeth stood about five foot five with long brown hair and emerald green cat eyes. She was fair skinned, with high cheekbones, and was covered in tattoos, which had been magically applied since traditional ones didn’t stick. She was wearing a black and red leather corset, a long black velvet coat, and pleather stiletto boots with a long black leather skirt with a slit all the way up the side. She held a wine glass full of warm blood standing in the center of her ballroom, admiring the large windows staring at the huge moon. She turned around to see a large man standing at the entrance moments later a couple dozen more piled in with him. “I don’t remember ordering all of you, but that’s alright; I have a lot of stamina.” She winked, knowing full well what they were. “We’re here to kill you.” The man stated she smiled. “Well, this isn’t a fair fight.” “Well, we needed to be sure we had enough to kill you. Sorry if it’s too many.” He said sarcastically. “Oh, honey, no, you misun
Elizabeth was such a tiny little girl sickly all the time. It was miraculous that she survived. When she finally reached the age of thirteen, her sickness was catching up. Once it became apparent, she was going to die; her father carried her into the wilderness and left her in a meadow to die alone. He had been sickened by her since the day she was born. She could hear the animals of the night circling her weak little body. She drew just enough strength to curl herself up into a ball to cry herself to death. A flash of light shocked her eyes, and she was blinded for a few moments. When her eyes adjusted, she focused on the green light in front of her. She mustered enough energy to sit up against a tree and looked around to see if she could see someone. A black woman in a green flowy gown stepped out. Her skin seemed to shimmer even in the dark. Her eyes were green, like the way Elizabeth’s were now. The woman was beautiful. At that time, Elizabeth had never seen anyone of a
"Okay, well now that you've sung all the popular Go's Go's songs, how about like White Snake?" Gabriel asked trying to push out an attitude, but was too weak to do it. "I only sang 'we got the beat.'" Elizabeth replied confused and he nodded. "Yeah. Their only popular song. White Snake, please." "Uh, yeah which song?" "Here I go again." Gabriel said and Elizabeth snickered. "What?" "Nothing. It's nothing." "No. What? It's a great song." "Yeah I know it is. I didn't say it wasn't. For whatever reason I expected you to say slow n' easy." Elizabeth replied with a big smile spread across her soft pink lips. "Seriously? Are you gonna let me go with the whole sex dreams thing? I was poisoned. That was poison. And it started to not be so great near the end okay? The first like thirty rounds was great and then it got to be...not so great. So if it helps I don't want to have sex with you any time soon. Don't know which Elizabeth I'll get." "No. We're not gonna let you l
Finally after a few hours all of them had gone completely silent, but they still slept. Ivanka eventually fell asleep too, right beside her brother. "That entire situation was weird." Elizabeth said shaking her head, Kohl nodded his head. "Yes. Yes it was. I never, ever want to hear sex noises ever again." "Yeah? No sex moans and groans huh? Not even your little love, Camilla?" Elizabeth found herself to be humerous, Kohl however did not. "No. Don't talk about her and I like that." Their eyes met and his were black. "Calm down, Kohl. You're gonna hurt yourself. Face it you and her, at some point, will have sex. It's basic nature. The fact you see her as this sweet innocent girl is cute and charming and all, but she isn't a little girl, she's a woman. An adult woman. She will have those needs and she will find a way to satisfy them. So be prepared." "I am calm. And I am aware she is a woman, that will need that all taken care of at some point. I just don't want to talk ab
"Okay, so we'll combine most of the bedding and tie them on there and drag. There's too many for carrying." Elizabeth decided, Kohl didn't argue with her and just did it. They irritatingly began dragging the loud, moaning group. The walk was annoying, frustrating and to such a degree both of them were silently considering leaving all of them behind. They were walking for hours and hours without conversation. It seemed as if the conversations were always in a constant state of interruption. For two people who had horrible tempers, they were able to stay calm. To their own surprise. "Are we gonna hit a river or lake soon? That won't make this worse?" Elizabeth asked looking to Ivanka. "I believe so. We'll walk by a siren's lake. So becareful, sirens and mermaids are nasty little things. Kohl, my dear, you must stay far from that river. You and I can stay with all them and she can fetch it. These are female sirens, she will be immune." "Alright." Kohl said grinding his t
About half way through the night nearly everyone began to moan and groan. Almost like they were making sex noises. Elizabeth walked from person to person confused. Other than Kohl everyone was groaning. She wasn't sure what to do, when she tried to waking them no one would wake up, other than of course, Kohl. Even the little fairy Freya was moaning. Kohl stood up looking at Elizabeth with confusion. "What in the fuck is going on with them?" He asked more in general than to Elizabeth. "I don't know...They sound almost like...they're." She paused a moment. "Having sex." Both of them said in unison. ***** Peter "Hey." Jen's soft voice said, when Peter turned around he saw a beautiful sandy shore pressed up against trees and a beautiful lake. A blanket lay out just behind Jen and wine glasses full of what seemed to be warm blood. "Oh my God, Jen." His voice cracked as he ran to her, scooping her up into his arms and squeezing her. Tears slid down his face while pressing it
"You girl, you'll go first." A random centaur said to Elizabeth. "You have ten minutes, the healer will escort you to the gate. Say goodbye to your friends. It'll be the last time you see them." He began to walk away laughing. "Here, drink as much of this as you can right now." Christian said hurrying up to her with a canteen of water moments after the guard walked away. "Drink it, hurry because we have to go." Elizabeth took the canteen and began to chug it. "I love you all." Elizabeth said after drinking most of the water, she handed the canteen and what water was left to Christian and began to go with him down the hall to the gate. "You're going to be fine okay? We have a plan. It will succeed and we're all going to get out of here." Christian seemed to be trying to reassure himself more than her. He gave her a hug before he had to leave. "I'm going to wait for Johnathan and Borislav in the main hall, they're supposed to be helping me do this." "Any tips when fighting th
It was early morning when Elizabeth and Kohl were woke up by buckets of ice water being thrown all over them. Both of them gasped in shock from the cold. "Wake up humans. It's time to get ready for the battle. You must eat and drink now and relieve yourselves. We will be commencing the battle shortly." A centaur they hadn't seen before said tossing them bags filled with fruit. What the fruit was exactly was a mystery. The centaurs grabbed and chained the wrists of Borislav, Nora, Gabriel, Peter, Freya and Johnathan and led them out. "What are you doing with them?!" Elizabeth screamed at them, but they all ignored her. Shortly thereafter Christain arrived to lead them to the armory to get their swords and prepare themselves. "I am trying to figure it all out. I was awake all night trying to figure it out. I'll keep trying, but you need to not die." "Yeah that's an idea." Elizabeth said shaking her head as she grabbed a sword and shield, "uh, this shit is so heavy now. No
"Hmm..." Everyone heard before they saw where it came from. A moment later the biggest centaur they'd seen so far appeared from the hall. "Who are those that I will be battling?" "Me." Kohl said, "and her." He pointed to Elizabeth who was convincingly not looking intimidated. Kohl was calm and cool as he generally was, and Elizabeth was standing tall and firm as she typically did. "Neither of you look like much to be battling. I hope I do not have to go against you," he said looking down towards Elizabeth. "I wouldn't want to damage that pretty face of yours." She rolled her eyes and he tightened his lips in disapproval. "What are your names?" "Does it really matter?" Kohl asked sitting down against the far wall, acting as if he didn't give two shits about anything. "Not really. I just do like to know the names of those I will be battling. To either for them hear their names for the last time be muttered from my lips, or two give congratulations for defeat. Though, I
As soon as they passed the gate's threshold Elizabeth and Kohl felt their mortality. And how weak they were. Her eyes became normal human eyes that were green like when she was human. She no longer had fangs and all her unique features of being whatever she was, was gone. In physical appearance, Kohl didn't change at all, but he felt it. Freya's wings disapeared and she was a full sized human. All three them were either examining each other, or examining themselves. "Ahhh, ha ha ha!" Freya squeeled excitedly, "I'm big. Look at me! I'm huge!" She was jumping up and down with excitement even though she was about the same size as Nora, she wasn't big at all in human terms. But Elizabeth and Kohl let her have it. "I like this. I like this so much better!" "Come now! Follow me. The king and queen would like to see you." A centaur said, he was larger, more muscular than some of the others and his hair was long and golden blonde. Everyone else had brown or black hair, but alm
Nothing stirred throughout the rest of the night, except for the trees. And as dawn finally came Elizabeth went and hunted something down for the humans to eat. By this time Jen was now just a pile of ash, which when Peter saw her he broke down crying again. Sitting just out of sight was Freya, the little fairy who'd been Elizabeth's best friends for many centuries. She wasn't prepared to meet everyone else yet, not without Elizabeth there. Fairies had quite the terrible reputation, it was mostly well deserved though some were exceptions. Elizabeth returned soon after dragging a boar's body behind her. "I'll be honest I was surprised I could find anything for you guys to eat. And definetly not so quickly. How many blood bags do we have left? I still have awhile before I'll need to feed, but I gotta know." "Eight." Gabriel answered looking in the backpack. "Thanks for getting the food." "No problem, can you guys please start the fire over here while I prepare the boar?" T