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Chapter 11: Vaya Con Diablos

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CHAPTER 11

Vaya Con Diablos

Tijuana, Mexico—The rank scrotum sack of North America. Named after someone’s syphilitic aunt—or tía—who had been run out of Spain after her whorehouse was burnt down for allegedly holding occult rituals in the wine cellar. The woman, Juana, ran to the New World and opened a trading post, offering hospitality and cheap native pussy to leftover conquistadors and Jews escaping the Inquisition.

The city would’ve ended up a cum-stained husk if, by luck, the American border hadn’t been slapped right in front of it after the annexation of Texas in 1845. Since then, it’s thrived on offering flimsy goods and illicit services to every gringo wandering into the country.

None of this was on Jon’s mind as he flew into the airport attached to the region. The gravity of his actions still weighed him down, still clutched him like a tumor on his conscience. Father had been right to suggest he take this trip. For some reason, a change of scenery made all that horror seem
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