"Someone died?!"
Zhou Ze heard the movement and walked over quickly.
When he saw the instant noodles falling on the table and the long-haired man lying on the ground, he immediately understood.
Good guy, this is the first time I've seen someone choke on himself while eating.
"Why are you eating in such a hurry?" Zhou Ze quickly picked up Yu Sheng.
"Network administrator, you gave him the instant noodles!" someone shouted loudly.
"That's right! The network administrator must have forgotten to separate the sausages. This man ate in a hurry..."
"It was you who killed him!" Someone suddenly pointed at Zhou Ze and said.
Zhou Ze was dumbfounded: "He's not a three-year-old child, doesn't he know how to use his teeth?"
"Damn it, look at the attitude of this network administrator!" People in the Internet cafe raised their mobile phones one after another.
"Stop taking the photo, he can still be saved." Zhou Ze shouted to the people around him.
It was clear that something had happened, but no one thought of using that phone to call the police, but they actually used that phone to take pictures?
It's really chilling.
Zhou Ze no longer cared about these cold-blooded animals and touched Yu Sheng's neck with his fingers.
There was indeed a hard object stuck in his throat. At this time, Yu Sheng's breathing was extremely weak, and he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold on for long...
"You've never eaten before, so you won't gobble it up like this." Zhou Ze said helplessly.
"Look! It's this network administrator who neglects his duties and is extremely careless about his customers, causing others to die in the Internet cafe!" Someone said to his mobile phone.
"Must go to jail!"
Seeing that the matter had reached such an extreme level, Zhou Ze stopped ink-writing and suddenly moved his fingers toward the acupuncture point between Yu Sheng's collarbones.
"Throat point!"
"Acupuncture?" Someone exclaimed: "Look, everyone, this little network administrator can actually do acupuncture!"
"Ugh!" After being pointed by Zhou Ze, Yu Sheng spit out the meat sausage in one gulp, and sat there breathing heavily.
"What's going on?" Yu Sheng was stunned.
In the script he wrote for himself, Zhou Ze would definitely call the police and call the doctors and police as soon as possible, which would have a huge impact.
After all, if a customer almost dies in his own Internet cafe, it will cause a lot of public opinion.
As for whether he will get stuck in the sausage, the answer is definitely not.
Before arriving, Yu Sheng had already swallowed a small bottle of non-toxic lubricant. Even if the people in the Internet cafe failed to treat him in time, he could still rely on the lubricant to deliver the sausage to his stomach bit by bit.
But now, why are you still in the Internet cafe? And vomited out the sausage?
"Sir, you ate too quickly just now and the sausage got stuck in your throat." Zhou Ze Yusheng said as he helped him up.
Yu Sheng nodded and said: "Thank you."
Having said that, Yu Sheng quickly left the Internet cafe. It seemed that this little Taoist priest really was not that easy to solve. If he stayed here and Zhou Ze noticed something, he would be doomed.
After all, he doesn't know how to fight...
Everyone in the Internet cafe just thought that Yu Sheng was excited to survive the disaster. Seeing Yu Sheng leave, everyone had no reaction. Instead, they all pointed their mobile phones at Zhou Ze.
"Hidden dragon and crouching tiger! I didn't expect that the network administrator of a small Internet cafe could have such a trick!"
"Are you not a Taoist priest?!"
"If you know how to acupuncture, you must be the Taoist Priest! Can the Taoist Priest help me calculate my fortune?!"
"What kind of luck, Taoist Priest! Calculate when I can get married!"
Everyone started discussing in a flurry. Zhou Ze was so disgusted with the faces of these people that he sat back on the bar without saying anything.
"Play your game well, otherwise you will be in trouble." With one sentence, the Internet cafe became quiet.
Zhou Ze smiled bitterly. They really believed his random nonsense!
But what Zhou Ze didn't know was that someone had already posted the process of Zhou Ze's rescue just now on the Internet, and it caused an uproar!
"Which internet cafe, I want to go to!"
"This network administrator must be very professional! Just look at him and he will spit out the food stuck in his throat!"
...
"Zhou Ze, do you know what happened?" Uncle Wang said seriously in the Internet cafe's office.
Zhou Ze recalled what happened in the afternoon and said after reflection: "I should have cut the sausage into pieces and put it in the noodles."
"That's not it."
"Isn't this the case?" Zhou Ze asked, "Are there any other serious matters?"
Uncle Wang said with a face of surprise: "You are popular!"
"Fire?"
Zhou Ze pinched his fingers gently, tapped his palm a few times and said, "I haven't had much fire recently."
Taking out his cell phone and taking a picture of his face, Zhou Ze said again: "I'm not angry either. I've been eating pretty light lately..."
"Hi." Uncle Wang waved his hand and said, "It's not like you Taoist priests, it's you who are popular! You're famous!"
"Me?" Zhou Ze pointed at himself.
Seeing Zhou Ze's confused face, Uncle Wang pushed his phone in front of Zhou Ze: "You can see for yourself."
"One finger saves people, ordinary network administrators are not ordinary?" Zhou Ze read out the title.
"The sweeping monk is actually next to me?" Zhou Ze complained with an ugly face: "This is a tasteless title..."
As Zhou Ze looked down, he gradually understood why he was famous: "It seems that the people at the Internet cafe posted the video at night."
Zhou Ze spoke with a nonchalant expression.
"Don't you know what this means?" Uncle Wang asked.
Zhou Ze shook his head: "I don't know."
"It means money!" Uncle Wang said bluntly: "You read the comments on the Internet, I want you to popularize some medical knowledge. If you start broadcasting at this time, you will definitely make a lot of money!"
"You mean, let me become an Internet celebrity?" Zhou Ze asked.
Uncle Wang was extremely excited: "You are already an Internet celebrity!"
"No, no." Zhou Ze waved his hand: "I just saved someone by tapping acupuncture points. How could the Internet know that I can popularize medical knowledge?"
"Hehe." Uncle Wang smiled sheepishly: "That's because I boasted about you online and said you had medical knowledge..."
"Hahaha." Looking at Uncle Wang's look, Zhou Ze couldn't help laughing: "What's wrong? You don't want me to be a network administrator anymore? Are you starting to find a way out for me?"
"What are you talking about?" Uncle Wang replied: "Didn't you tell me that you were short of money at noon? Moreover, my office can also be used for your live broadcast. If you help me look after the store at night, wouldn't it be profitable to live broadcast in the morning? Two cents.”
"Yes." Zhou Ze's eyes lit up, wouldn't his Taoist temple be repaired soon?
And the new features that are about to be unlocked are just two thousand and five thousand short.
Thinking of this, Zhou Ze nodded and said, "Okay, then how should I start."
"Where's your cell phone?" Uncle Wang asked.
Zhou Ze handed over his mobile phone.
Uncle Wang turned it over in his hand and looked up and down and said, "Your phone is a bit old. It may be very slow during live broadcast."
"Then it's not a matter of changing your phone." Zhou Ze shrugged: "Then forget it."
"Don't forget it." Uncle Wang gave up his seat and took out his notebook from the table: "You can use my notebook to broadcast live from now on!"
"How embarrassing." Zhou Ze wanted to refuse.
Uncle Wang pushed Zhou Ze to the seat with one hand, and said seriously: "You gave me a medicinal diet worth thousands of gold, what does it mean if I help you?"
Zhou Ze thought about it, and it was right.
So Zhou Ze looked at the computer screen and registered an account.
Account name: The current leader of Qingfeng Taoist Temple.
Start broadcasting!
After staring at the computer screen for a long time, no one came in. A basin of cold water immediately extinguished Zhou Ze's idea of making a lot of money."Is there still no one?" Uncle Wang poked his head over and discovered the problem: "You have to show your face.""Show your face?""Yes, in today's fast Internet era, how can others know you if you don't show your face..." Uncle Wang took out his camera from the drawer again and pointed it at Zhou Ze's face in the right position."Are you ready?"Zhou Ze smiled indifferently: "I have nothing to be ashamed of."As a result, his face instantly appeared on the screen, which shocked Zhou Ze.Uncle Wang smiled sheepishly and opened the camera a little faster. Zhou Ze was not prepared.However, showing one's face does have an effect. After a while, several people entered Zhou Ze's live broadcast room."Hey, isn't this the network administrator who saved people in the video
"Roster of Favors."Zhou Ze recited the dull title of the book while opening the book with ancient animal skins in front of him.Flipping through the pages, Zhou Ze found that many people had passed away, and it seemed that this book was too old.Fortunately, Zhou Ze turned directly to the latest page, and it was Lin Tingxiao's name written clearly on it!"Lin Tingxiao has been suffering from dementia for five years and has the intelligence of a naughty child. He is cured by me and owes you a lot of favors. However, since Lin Tingxiao has betrothed his granddaughter Lin Zhaoxue to the next temple master Zhou Ze, the favors can be spent as appropriate."How dare that stinky old man want to pass this Taoist temple to me after he saved Lin Tingxiao three years ago?Zhou Ze asked: "Master Tao, how can we still consume favors? What does it mean when I look at it and say consume it as appropriate?""The favors owed to our Qingfeng Taoist Te
Tengyun Club.Zhou Ze glanced at the neon sign on the door and walked in.The lights are flashing and the music is deafening!Zhou Ze frowned. He saw a vicious black shadow in the sky above the towering club..."What a bad omen..." Zhou Ze said to himself."Bra?" The receptionist at the door laughed when he heard Zhou Ze's voice, and gave Zhou Ze a look that everyone understood: "We have bra cups with all letters here... As long as Mr. has money...""Get lost." Zhou Ze's face was expressionless.The receptionist was dumbfounded. Why was he being scolded for no reason?However, working in a place like this, as a receptionist, he had seen all kinds of people. Instead of being angry at Zhou Ze's attitude, he welcomed them with a smile on his face."Sir, would you like to have a drink at our Tengyun Club?" After entering, another receptionist came up to us.The receptionist also had a kind face, as if she had a well-trai
"It's an honor to be your problem."There was no joy on Master Guo's face, and he paused in his voice before continuing: "It's just that I'm different from you. I don't like Tai Chi with four ounces of weight. What I pay attention to is fist-to-flesh fighting!""Unfortunately, my Tai Chi, which weighs 40 pounds, can defeat your fighting skills." Zhou Ze's expression remained unchanged.Master Guo shook his head lightly: "I hope you can still speak after a while. Although you were invited by these two brothers, I'm afraid it can't be justified if you don't do something.""So... please die!" Master Guo grinned again, but that smile was terrifying and shocking to others.At this time, Zhou Ze suddenly said to himself: "Chat and drink tea, talk about things and drink wine."Then Zhou Ze faltered and rushed towards Master Guo!To deal with ruthless people, you must be more ruthless than him, and to deal with bulls, you must be crazier than
When we came out of the hospital, the sky was a little white.Uncle Wang looked tired and his eyes were drooping: "I decided to close the shop during the day and take a day off.""I agree." Zhou Ze raised his hands in agreement.He can only replace the turbid air in his body, but he cannot stay up all day and night. After all, he is also a normal person.The two helped them back to the Internet cafe, and unexpectedly found a person lying on the bar.The early morning sunlight shone on her long, black hair, and some light actually shone faintly."Who is this?" Uncle Wang turned to look at Zhou Ze.Only then did Zhou Ze remember that he was too impatient to save Uncle Wang last night, so he randomly invited a customer who came online to check out the store...That person seems to be Lin Zhaoxue!Zhou Ze stepped forward and gently shook Lin Zhaoxue's arm: "Wake up.""Yawn." Lin Zhaoxue stretched out, rubbed his sleepy e
Returning to the desolate Qingfeng Mountain, Zhou Ze saw no one around and said silently in his heart: "Master Tao, it's okay.""You brat, you've been asking me all this time." The Taoist master's impatient voice sounded from the bottom of his heart: "Since such a big Taoist temple can be placed in your mind, why can't you shout out.""Remember when you met Lin Tingxiao, didn't you just think about what the Taoist temple looked like in your mind, and then you called out the Taoist temple." Master Taoist voice."Okay." Zhou Ze took a deep breath, then looked at the open space in front of him and shouted: "Qingfeng Taoist Temple, now!"Boom!There was a loud noise, and then Zhou Ze saw that the Taoist temple he was familiar with actually appeared in front of him!"It's amazing." Zhou Ze's eyes trembled slightly and he sighed loudly.The Taoist master in his heart also sighed: "This gate is really good.""It's not bad, ten thousand
As night falls, the entertainment street and food street gradually become lively.But a sudden loud noise caused the entire entertainment street to suddenly panic.Bang!Everyone looked around and saw that the claw machine on the street was smashed by a baseball bat. This was where the loud noise just now came from.The owner of the street amusement park also ran out quickly, but when he saw the menacing appearance of a dozen people, he felt a little frightened."Brothers, what do you think is going on?" the boss said respectfully.These dozen or so people looked young, but they looked so arrogant that the passers-by around them also stayed away."What's wrong? This piece of shit is blocking my way!" The leader put the baseball bat on his shoulder and blew out a puff of cigarette in the boss's face.The boss frowned slightly, but he relaxed his expression after a moment and immediately put on a smiling face: "What brother is tea
"Okay, okay."After hearing this, Guan Feng clapped with his hands, and then said to the younger brother next to him: "I didn't expect that in this day and age, there would actually be people who would meddle in other people's business!""Brother, it seems that if we don't teach him a lesson, he may not realize that he is a big fool!""Then what are you waiting for?" Guan Fenggui screamed, and then the baseball bat knocked away the amusement park owner standing next to him, leading everyone to rush forward!Seeing the amusement park owner fall to the ground, Zhou Ze's eyes narrowed slightly, and then he punched a person who was rushing towards him."This kid has some skills, you all go and fuck him!" After Guan Feng gave the order, he led some of his people and rushed towards Yu Sheng.After all, the purpose of his trip was to take this entertainment street as his own."Forehead..."Although Yu Sheng was confused when he saw Zho