"Someone died?!"
Zhou Ze heard the movement and walked over quickly.
When he saw the instant noodles falling on the table and the long-haired man lying on the ground, he immediately understood.
Good guy, this is the first time I've seen someone choke on himself while eating.
"Why are you eating in such a hurry?" Zhou Ze quickly picked up Yu Sheng.
"Network administrator, you gave him the instant noodles!" someone shouted loudly.
"That's right! The network administrator must have forgotten to separate the sausages. This man ate in a hurry..."
"It was you who killed him!" Someone suddenly pointed at Zhou Ze and said.
Zhou Ze was dumbfounded: "He's not a three-year-old child, doesn't he know how to use his teeth?"
"Damn it, look at the attitude of this network administrator!" People in the Internet cafe raised their mobile phones one after another.
"Stop taking the photo, he can still be saved." Zhou Ze shouted to the people around him.
It was clear that something had happened, but no one thought of using that phone to call the police, but they actually used that phone to take pictures?
It's really chilling.
Zhou Ze no longer cared about these cold-blooded animals and touched Yu Sheng's neck with his fingers.
There was indeed a hard object stuck in his throat. At this time, Yu Sheng's breathing was extremely weak, and he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to hold on for long...
"You've never eaten before, so you won't gobble it up like this." Zhou Ze said helplessly.
"Look! It's this network administrator who neglects his duties and is extremely careless about his customers, causing others to die in the Internet cafe!" Someone said to his mobile phone.
"Must go to jail!"
Seeing that the matter had reached such an extreme level, Zhou Ze stopped ink-writing and suddenly moved his fingers toward the acupuncture point between Yu Sheng's collarbones.
"Throat point!"
"Acupuncture?" Someone exclaimed: "Look, everyone, this little network administrator can actually do acupuncture!"
"Ugh!" After being pointed by Zhou Ze, Yu Sheng spit out the meat sausage in one gulp, and sat there breathing heavily.
"What's going on?" Yu Sheng was stunned.
In the script he wrote for himself, Zhou Ze would definitely call the police and call the doctors and police as soon as possible, which would have a huge impact.
After all, if a customer almost dies in his own Internet cafe, it will cause a lot of public opinion.
As for whether he will get stuck in the sausage, the answer is definitely not.
Before arriving, Yu Sheng had already swallowed a small bottle of non-toxic lubricant. Even if the people in the Internet cafe failed to treat him in time, he could still rely on the lubricant to deliver the sausage to his stomach bit by bit.
But now, why are you still in the Internet cafe? And vomited out the sausage?
"Sir, you ate too quickly just now and the sausage got stuck in your throat." Zhou Ze Yusheng said as he helped him up.
Yu Sheng nodded and said: "Thank you."
Having said that, Yu Sheng quickly left the Internet cafe. It seemed that this little Taoist priest really was not that easy to solve. If he stayed here and Zhou Ze noticed something, he would be doomed.
After all, he doesn't know how to fight...
Everyone in the Internet cafe just thought that Yu Sheng was excited to survive the disaster. Seeing Yu Sheng leave, everyone had no reaction. Instead, they all pointed their mobile phones at Zhou Ze.
"Hidden dragon and crouching tiger! I didn't expect that the network administrator of a small Internet cafe could have such a trick!"
"Are you not a Taoist priest?!"
"If you know how to acupuncture, you must be the Taoist Priest! Can the Taoist Priest help me calculate my fortune?!"
"What kind of luck, Taoist Priest! Calculate when I can get married!"
Everyone started discussing in a flurry. Zhou Ze was so disgusted with the faces of these people that he sat back on the bar without saying anything.
"Play your game well, otherwise you will be in trouble." With one sentence, the Internet cafe became quiet.
Zhou Ze smiled bitterly. They really believed his random nonsense!
But what Zhou Ze didn't know was that someone had already posted the process of Zhou Ze's rescue just now on the Internet, and it caused an uproar!
"Which internet cafe, I want to go to!"
"This network administrator must be very professional! Just look at him and he will spit out the food stuck in his throat!"
...
"Zhou Ze, do you know what happened?" Uncle Wang said seriously in the Internet cafe's office.
Zhou Ze recalled what happened in the afternoon and said after reflection: "I should have cut the sausage into pieces and put it in the noodles."
"That's not it."
"Isn't this the case?" Zhou Ze asked, "Are there any other serious matters?"
Uncle Wang said with a face of surprise: "You are popular!"
"Fire?"
Zhou Ze pinched his fingers gently, tapped his palm a few times and said, "I haven't had much fire recently."
Taking out his cell phone and taking a picture of his face, Zhou Ze said again: "I'm not angry either. I've been eating pretty light lately..."
"Hi." Uncle Wang waved his hand and said, "It's not like you Taoist priests, it's you who are popular! You're famous!"
"Me?" Zhou Ze pointed at himself.
Seeing Zhou Ze's confused face, Uncle Wang pushed his phone in front of Zhou Ze: "You can see for yourself."
"One finger saves people, ordinary network administrators are not ordinary?" Zhou Ze read out the title.
"The sweeping monk is actually next to me?" Zhou Ze complained with an ugly face: "This is a tasteless title..."
As Zhou Ze looked down, he gradually understood why he was famous: "It seems that the people at the Internet cafe posted the video at night."
Zhou Ze spoke with a nonchalant expression.
"Don't you know what this means?" Uncle Wang asked.
Zhou Ze shook his head: "I don't know."
"It means money!" Uncle Wang said bluntly: "You read the comments on the Internet, I want you to popularize some medical knowledge. If you start broadcasting at this time, you will definitely make a lot of money!"
"You mean, let me become an Internet celebrity?" Zhou Ze asked.
Uncle Wang was extremely excited: "You are already an Internet celebrity!"
"No, no." Zhou Ze waved his hand: "I just saved someone by tapping acupuncture points. How could the Internet know that I can popularize medical knowledge?"
"Hehe." Uncle Wang smiled sheepishly: "That's because I boasted about you online and said you had medical knowledge..."
"Hahaha." Looking at Uncle Wang's look, Zhou Ze couldn't help laughing: "What's wrong? You don't want me to be a network administrator anymore? Are you starting to find a way out for me?"
"What are you talking about?" Uncle Wang replied: "Didn't you tell me that you were short of money at noon? Moreover, my office can also be used for your live broadcast. If you help me look after the store at night, wouldn't it be profitable to live broadcast in the morning? Two cents.”
"Yes." Zhou Ze's eyes lit up, wouldn't his Taoist temple be repaired soon?
And the new features that are about to be unlocked are just two thousand and five thousand short.
Thinking of this, Zhou Ze nodded and said, "Okay, then how should I start."
"Where's your cell phone?" Uncle Wang asked.
Zhou Ze handed over his mobile phone.
Uncle Wang turned it over in his hand and looked up and down and said, "Your phone is a bit old. It may be very slow during live broadcast."
"Then it's not a matter of changing your phone." Zhou Ze shrugged: "Then forget it."
"Don't forget it." Uncle Wang gave up his seat and took out his notebook from the table: "You can use my notebook to broadcast live from now on!"
"How embarrassing." Zhou Ze wanted to refuse.
Uncle Wang pushed Zhou Ze to the seat with one hand, and said seriously: "You gave me a medicinal diet worth thousands of gold, what does it mean if I help you?"
Zhou Ze thought about it, and it was right.
So Zhou Ze looked at the computer screen and registered an account.
Account name: The current leader of Qingfeng Taoist Temple.
Start broadcasting!
After staring at the computer screen for a long time, no one came in. A basin of cold water immediately extinguished Zhou Ze's idea of making a lot of money."Is there still no one?" Uncle Wang poked his head over and discovered the problem: "You have to show your face.""Show your face?""Yes, in today's fast Internet era, how can others know you if you don't show your face..." Uncle Wang took out his camera from the drawer again and pointed it at Zhou Ze's face in the right position."Are you ready?"Zhou Ze smiled indifferently: "I have nothing to be ashamed of."As a result, his face instantly appeared on the screen, which shocked Zhou Ze.Uncle Wang smiled sheepishly and opened the camera a little faster. Zhou Ze was not prepared.However, showing one's face does have an effect. After a while, several people entered Zhou Ze's live broadcast room."Hey, isn't this the network administrator who saved people in the video
"Roster of Favors."Zhou Ze recited the dull title of the book while opening the book with ancient animal skins in front of him.Flipping through the pages, Zhou Ze found that many people had passed away, and it seemed that this book was too old.Fortunately, Zhou Ze turned directly to the latest page, and it was Lin Tingxiao's name written clearly on it!"Lin Tingxiao has been suffering from dementia for five years and has the intelligence of a naughty child. He is cured by me and owes you a lot of favors. However, since Lin Tingxiao has betrothed his granddaughter Lin Zhaoxue to the next temple master Zhou Ze, the favors can be spent as appropriate."How dare that stinky old man want to pass this Taoist temple to me after he saved Lin Tingxiao three years ago?Zhou Ze asked: "Master Tao, how can we still consume favors? What does it mean when I look at it and say consume it as appropriate?""The favors owed to our Qingfeng Taoist Te
Tengyun Club.Zhou Ze glanced at the neon sign on the door and walked in.The lights are flashing and the music is deafening!Zhou Ze frowned. He saw a vicious black shadow in the sky above the towering club..."What a bad omen..." Zhou Ze said to himself."Bra?" The receptionist at the door laughed when he heard Zhou Ze's voice, and gave Zhou Ze a look that everyone understood: "We have bra cups with all letters here... As long as Mr. has money...""Get lost." Zhou Ze's face was expressionless.The receptionist was dumbfounded. Why was he being scolded for no reason?However, working in a place like this, as a receptionist, he had seen all kinds of people. Instead of being angry at Zhou Ze's attitude, he welcomed them with a smile on his face."Sir, would you like to have a drink at our Tengyun Club?" After entering, another receptionist came up to us.The receptionist also had a kind face, as if she had a well-trai
"It's an honor to be your problem."There was no joy on Master Guo's face, and he paused in his voice before continuing: "It's just that I'm different from you. I don't like Tai Chi with four ounces of weight. What I pay attention to is fist-to-flesh fighting!""Unfortunately, my Tai Chi, which weighs 40 pounds, can defeat your fighting skills." Zhou Ze's expression remained unchanged.Master Guo shook his head lightly: "I hope you can still speak after a while. Although you were invited by these two brothers, I'm afraid it can't be justified if you don't do something.""So... please die!" Master Guo grinned again, but that smile was terrifying and shocking to others.At this time, Zhou Ze suddenly said to himself: "Chat and drink tea, talk about things and drink wine."Then Zhou Ze faltered and rushed towards Master Guo!To deal with ruthless people, you must be more ruthless than him, and to deal with bulls, you must be crazier than
When we came out of the hospital, the sky was a little white.Uncle Wang looked tired and his eyes were drooping: "I decided to close the shop during the day and take a day off.""I agree." Zhou Ze raised his hands in agreement.He can only replace the turbid air in his body, but he cannot stay up all day and night. After all, he is also a normal person.The two helped them back to the Internet cafe, and unexpectedly found a person lying on the bar.The early morning sunlight shone on her long, black hair, and some light actually shone faintly."Who is this?" Uncle Wang turned to look at Zhou Ze.Only then did Zhou Ze remember that he was too impatient to save Uncle Wang last night, so he randomly invited a customer who came online to check out the store...That person seems to be Lin Zhaoxue!Zhou Ze stepped forward and gently shook Lin Zhaoxue's arm: "Wake up.""Yawn." Lin Zhaoxue stretched out, rubbed his sleepy e
Returning to the desolate Qingfeng Mountain, Zhou Ze saw no one around and said silently in his heart: "Master Tao, it's okay.""You brat, you've been asking me all this time." The Taoist master's impatient voice sounded from the bottom of his heart: "Since such a big Taoist temple can be placed in your mind, why can't you shout out.""Remember when you met Lin Tingxiao, didn't you just think about what the Taoist temple looked like in your mind, and then you called out the Taoist temple." Master Taoist voice."Okay." Zhou Ze took a deep breath, then looked at the open space in front of him and shouted: "Qingfeng Taoist Temple, now!"Boom!There was a loud noise, and then Zhou Ze saw that the Taoist temple he was familiar with actually appeared in front of him!"It's amazing." Zhou Ze's eyes trembled slightly and he sighed loudly.The Taoist master in his heart also sighed: "This gate is really good.""It's not bad, ten thousand
As night falls, the entertainment street and food street gradually become lively.But a sudden loud noise caused the entire entertainment street to suddenly panic.Bang!Everyone looked around and saw that the claw machine on the street was smashed by a baseball bat. This was where the loud noise just now came from.The owner of the street amusement park also ran out quickly, but when he saw the menacing appearance of a dozen people, he felt a little frightened."Brothers, what do you think is going on?" the boss said respectfully.These dozen or so people looked young, but they looked so arrogant that the passers-by around them also stayed away."What's wrong? This piece of shit is blocking my way!" The leader put the baseball bat on his shoulder and blew out a puff of cigarette in the boss's face.The boss frowned slightly, but he relaxed his expression after a moment and immediately put on a smiling face: "What brother is tea
"Okay, okay."After hearing this, Guan Feng clapped with his hands, and then said to the younger brother next to him: "I didn't expect that in this day and age, there would actually be people who would meddle in other people's business!""Brother, it seems that if we don't teach him a lesson, he may not realize that he is a big fool!""Then what are you waiting for?" Guan Fenggui screamed, and then the baseball bat knocked away the amusement park owner standing next to him, leading everyone to rush forward!Seeing the amusement park owner fall to the ground, Zhou Ze's eyes narrowed slightly, and then he punched a person who was rushing towards him."This kid has some skills, you all go and fuck him!" After Guan Feng gave the order, he led some of his people and rushed towards Yu Sheng.After all, the purpose of his trip was to take this entertainment street as his own."Forehead..."Although Yu Sheng was confused when he saw Zho
"If the people in the world are not necessarily good, then I will bet on the evil in the world!""I entered the game alone and made everyone in the world hate me!""Let Wu Yong, who is hiding in the human world, take the initiative to come to me!""Do not worry...""I, Zhou Bohai, died long ago when Yue'er died...""But Mr. Bai, if you are not killed by the cold poison, please ask Mr. Bai to take care of my son.""..."Bai Lao's eyes gradually became moist."Old boy, for this plan, you, who likes to joke, haven't joked for several years...""It turned out to be such a big joke on me as soon as it came up...""How could you, Zhou Bohai, die...""Why..."Two tears fell on the broken jade pendant in his hand.Bai Lao shook his head gently and threw the jade pendant into the river.Li Ziheng suddenly became unhappy."Hello.""Why are you throwing things into the river? You've scared aw
Hearing this sentence, Zhou Zemeng was stunned."You mean...the reason?"Zhou Bohai said feebly: "Yes, it is the reason. You have never asked me the reason.""so...""You want to know the reason?"Turning to look at Zhou Bohai's face, Zhou Ze narrowed his eyes slightly."I only give you three minutes." Zhou Ze said slowly.Zhou Bohai nodded: "Back then, Bai Lao controlled the largest territory in the Four Realms, but he was attacked by outsiders.""A foreign guest?" Zhou Ze frowned slightly: "Zhou Bohai, I just want to know the real reason why you killed my mother with your own hands. The rest is irrelevant. I don't want to know, and I don't have time to know.""That's why."Zhou Bohai said slowly: "Back then, as the territory was the strongest among the four realms, we naturally sent two masters to stop these two outsiders.""One Bai Lao and one me."Zhou Bohai's eyes gradually became confused: "The batt
Gao Chen's eyes narrowed slightly.It turns out that Zhou Bohai has been thinking about these issues."hehe..."Gao Chen shook his head and said: "Zhou Bohai, after I deal with this kid, I will deal with you."As he said that, Gao Chen looked at Jiang Jingbie.Zhou Bohai raised his eyebrows from the side: "Are you so arrogant? Now that we are of equal strength, you actually say that you can easily deal with me?"Zhou Bohai shook his head and said, "You make me a little angry.""hehe..."Gao Chen chuckled disdainfully and said: "Zhou Bohai, although you have become a false god long ago, do you still not feel my strength?"After Gao Chen's reminder, Zhou Bohai's expression changed slightly.That's right.Gao Chen was right. Although Zhou Bohai himself had become a false god before going to Spirit Island, he still couldn't feel Gao Chen's strength now."Is it possible..."Zhou Bohai's relaxed body sudd
"Just the two of you, trying to block my purple army is already the biggest problem, but now you actually want to kill me? It's simply a fantasy."Gao Chen said casually, then waved his hand behind him.The group of purple soldiers behind them immediately rushed towards Murong Bai and Jiang Jingbie.Gao Chen crossed his arms and watched the scene with a smile."So and so, how do you solve it?" Gao Chen asked with a smile.Murong Bai's whole body was filled with white air, he twisted his neck and said with a fierce expression: "You purple army, if you really think you can stop me, then come over and try!"After saying that, Murong Bai rushed directly towards the purple army, which had nearly five hundred people and had already filled the entire cave.While rushing towards him, Murong Bai turned around and said, "Your name is Jingbie! Take good care of your master! Leave the rest to me!"Jiang Jingbie, who was just about to rush f
Lu Tongtian didn't pay attention to Zhou Ze.But at this time, Lu Tongtian's face was already filled with tears..."I really didn't expect it... I really didn't expect it!" Lu Tongtian said to himself.Zhou Ze couldn't help but walked to Lu Tongtian's side out of curiosity and asked, "Master, what are you mumbling about? What didn't you think of?"At this time, Lu Tongtian noticed the blood at the corner of Zhou Ze's mouth after hearing Zhou Ze's words."What's wrong with you? Are you injured?" Lu Tongtian asked.Zhou Ze couldn't help but twitch his lips: "Master, I was bounced off the boulder just now. Didn't you see it?""That's true." Lu Tongtian said.Zhou Ze twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly and said: "Master, you have seen it, why do you still say those words? It really hurts the disciple's heart!"Lu Tongtian said casually: "You know nothing, do you know why you were ejected?""That's because I'm not
"Eh!"Zhou Ze shook his finger and said, "Master, what you said is wrong!""I'm not using poisonous gas, I just want them to have a good night's sleep. Master, please don't misinterpret my good intentions!"Seeing Zhou Ze's smile, Lu Tongtian also smiled and shook his head."Forget it, although you used some shameful means, it was exactly as you said. No one was injured, and it didn't even delay our time..." Lu Tongtian stroked his beard and said, "This It’s indeed a good idea.”"It's awesome."Zhou Ze proudly raised his eyebrows at Guo Dali and Jiang Jingbie.Jiang Jingbie and Guo Dali gave their thumbs up at the same time and nodded: "Master is really amazing.""Okay, you two, stop praising him. You can't learn this trick from your master in the future. I have never asked your master to poison him," Lu Tongtian ordered.Zhou Ze looked helpless: "Master, this is drug addiction. It's not poison at all, okay? Don't ruin my
"If you don't look carefully, I'm afraid very few people will be able to discover that there is a door here..."Zhou Ze opened the car door and got out, looked at the dark door and said, "Painting the entire door the same color as the mountains that are about to enter winter also plays a role in camouflage.""This Gao Chen has a lot of little thoughts!""It's a pity that we met." Zhou Ze said excitedly.He didn't notice that Lu Tongtian had come behind him, and hit Zhou Ze on the forehead with a slap."Ouch...""Master, what are you doing?" Zhou Ze screamed in pain.Lu Tongtian said helplessly: "Zhou Ze, why don't I remember that I gave you such shameless words? I found that you have some narcissism in you!""Have it?"Zhou Ze scanned his whole body up and down with his eyes, and murmured to himself: "Is there any? Why don't I see the word narcissism in myself...""Smelly poor man, we are about to experience a fierce
"The brat is finally back."Lu Tongtian, who was driving the car, said helplessly: "I will be arriving soon. You are quite good at timing your arrival."Zhou Ze couldn't help but have a look of pride on his face: "That's right, I've always been a good boy who is punctual.""Brother Dali, why do you look so sad?" Jiang Jingbie looked at Guo Dali who suddenly appeared next to him and asked.Guo Dali sat aside, no matter how Jiang Jingbie shook his body, he did not react at all.The whole person's eyes were dull, and he didn't know what he was thinking.Jiang Jingbie scratched his head in confusion, looked up at Zhou Ze in front of him and asked, "Master, what's wrong with Senior Brother Dali? Is it possible that you just experienced something?"Zhou Ze shook his head and said: "No, could it be because Li Linshuo almost arrested me just now, so I feel a little depressed? It shouldn't be..."Zhou Ze turned his head and looked over a
"Depend on."Zhou Ze couldn't help but cursed secretly.This Li Linshuo is really smart!He actually brought ordinary people here. Did he think that I would use my own abilities to escape?Really helpless.Seeing this, Zhou Ze had no choice but to loosen his palm and stood waiting for the person at the door to slowly come in.Finally, a large number of police officers filed in.Zhou Ze and Guo Dali were immediately surrounded by a group of police officers with guns drawn."do not move!""do not move!"Zhang Bing, who was covered in blood, was also brought to Zhou Ze and Guo Dali by the police.Zhou Ze smiled and said, "We have already solved the matter here for you. You don't need to bother, but you don't need to thank us."Listening to Zhou Ze's words, the surrounding police officers did not change their expressions at all, and even raised the muzzles of their guns.Zhou Ze looked helplessly at the