Such dangerous words came out of Yu Sheng's calm mouth. Even the two brothers who were used to killing each other couldn't help but take a breath.
"That's not necessary." Xiao Hu smiled bitterly: "I tried so hard to fish you out, not because I wanted you to die for such a trivial matter."
Xiao Li also nodded crazily: "A broken network administrator is really unnecessary."
Seeing their reactions, Yu Sheng laughed: "Don't worry, brothers, I'm not really dead."
"Phew." Xiao Li breathed a sigh of relief: "You scared me to death."
"Just do it." Xiao Hu regained his serious expression and said, "This matter is done, and you will be the third child."
"Okay, big brother!" Yu Sheng took the order and left.
In the private room, the two brothers looked at each other and smiled, and then raised the wine bottle in unison.
"I see there is no second brother." Xiao Hu said with a smile: "In order to become bigger and stronger in the future, we still need some means! We can't fight and kill like before."
"Otherwise, I will always follow my eldest brother!" Xiao Li complimented.
"Hahaha, drink!"
...
"Master Dao, after repairing the door, are there any new functions for me?"
In a deserted place, Zhou Ze asked with excitement in his heart.
If he hadn't been delayed by something, he would have been unable to hold himself back and asked Master Dao.
After all, a Taoist temple that can talk and can be carried around at will must have interesting functions to unlock!
"No." Master Dao's expressionless voice sounded.
"Wow." Zhou Zeguai yelled. Fortunately, he found a place where no one was around, otherwise he would definitely be regarded as crazy.
"Master Dao! You are not lying to me!"
"Am I trying to trick you, a young boy like you?" Master Dao responded disdainfully: "It's just that you're still a little short of unlocking new features."
"Almost... what's worse?..." Zhou Ze asked fancifully.
"Money!"
With Master Dao's decisive response, Zhou Ze's last illusion was shattered.
Sure enough, it’s really hard to move around in the adult world without money!
"How much is the difference?" Zhou Ze asked through gritted teeth.
"It's about five thousand." Master Dao paused for a moment and said.
Zhou Ze felt a little better now: "If it's five thousand, that's pretty fast. I'll be able to unlock new features right away!"
"But the street where you tell fortunes has been transformed." Master Dao said without mercy.
"cut."
"Your fortune-telling shop is gone too." Master Dao added another blow.
"It doesn't matter."
Zhou Ze shook his hair and walked towards the entertainment street: "Shanren's wonderful plan for freedom!"
...
"Uncle Wang, okay, please advance my salary of five thousand yuan first." In the Planet Internet Cafe, Zhou Ze said, shaking Uncle Wang's arm.
"Oh, be careful." Zhou Ze shook Uncle Wang's hand out of the thermos cup.
"How much? Five thousand? You think I'm a rich man!" Uncle Wang screamed strangely.
Master Dao also kept complaining in Zhou Ze's mind: "Shanren's clever plan is indeed excellent!"
"Don't talk." Zhou Zeyi was so anxious that he actually said what was in his heart.
Uncle Wang was stunned, looked around and said, "Are you talking to me?"
"No way, Uncle Wang." After reacting, Zhou Ze held Uncle Wang's hand tightly and said, "My Taoist temple has been in disrepair for a long time and is in tatters. It leaks when I sleep at night. When it rains, it rains heavily outside. I It’s raining a little inside the house..."
"Stop, stop, stop." Uncle Wang quickly interrupted him.
"Besides, Uncle Wang, my medicinal diet recipe is not cheap!" Zhou Ze continued.
Having said this, Uncle Wang nodded in agreement.
"Okay!" Seeing Uncle Wang's reaction, Zhou Ze silently cheered in his heart. Fortunately, I copied a medicinal diet and left it to Uncle Wang when I came.
"But you have just worked for one day, and I'm afraid it won't be good for me to pay you one month's salary." Uncle Wang thought for a while and said, "Well, I'll give you half a month's contingency first. After all, you also You know, not many people come to my Internet cafe on weekdays..."
Seeing that Uncle Wang was imitating what he had just said with a crying tone, Zhou Ze stopped bothering him.
"It's a deal! Two thousand five hundred!"
"Damn!" Uncle Wang looked at Zhou Ze and slapped his forehead happily: "That's too much!"
"What do you mean by giving too much? Uncle Wang and we will be brothers from now on!" Zhou Ze said shamelessly.
"Bah! You brat took advantage of me!" Uncle Wang said, "Well, you will be the one to look after the store this afternoon, and I will try the recipe you mentioned!"
I thought Zhou Ze would still bargain with him, but unexpectedly, Zhou Ze agreed happily this time: "Okay, Uncle Wang's health is important!"
"Smelly boy." He cursed, but Uncle Wang felt warm in his heart.
But I still wonder why this kid has so much energy! You're okay after not sleeping all night?
But considering that Zhou Ze is a Taoist priest and can come up with medicinal foods to treat hepatitis, staying up all night must be a piece of cake for him.
"This young man is not simple!" Uncle Wang said to himself.
Zhou Ze had already sat at the bar. Seeing that Uncle Wang hadn't left yet, he said, "Uncle Wang, why are you so dazed?"
"fine."
"Okay, let's have a drink together."
Zhou Ze's voice came from behind, and Uncle Wang's eyes became moist.
With a soft smile, Uncle Wang left the Internet cafe.
Zhou Ze was still thinking about where to get the last 2,500 yuan when someone suddenly came to the Internet cafe.
"Start a machine."
"ID card." Zhou Ze raised his head and saw a strange man.
It's strange because he actually has long hair.
"Eh..." Zhou Ze leaned forward and whispered, "Are you a Taoist priest too?"
Yu Sheng was stunned and said with a smile: "Growing your hair long is purely a personal preference."
Taking the ID card, Yu Sheng smiled sinisterly.
I originally thought that I might not be able to tell which one was the network administrator that my eldest brother wanted to get, but didn't his "also" indicate his identity!
According to brother Xiao Li, this guy is a Taoist priest and has some kung fu.
But I'm not here to fight him.
Yu Sheng retracted his thoughts, looked at Zhou Ze and said with a smile: "Network administrator, make me a bowl of noodles and add some sausage!"
"Okay." Zhou Ze said, then stared at Yu Sheng, with no intention of making noodles.
When their eyes met, Yu Sheng was a little embarrassed, wondering if he was acting unnaturally and letting him notice it?
"You...see what I do?" Yu Sheng broke the deadlock.
Zhou Ze looked at Yu Sheng in disbelief, and then replied: "Why don't you pay for the noodles? Our Internet cafe does not provide them for free."
"Ahem." Yu Sheng looked embarrassed and handed over the money for instant noodles. Only then did Zhou Ze go to make instant noodles with satisfaction.
"Isn't he just a villain who loves money and has no palace..." Yu Sheng complained.
After Zhou Ze delivered the noodles to his table and left, Yu Sheng took a deep breath, picked up the sausage and swallowed it in one gulp without chewing it.
When his throat moved, the meat sausage stuck in his throat.
"Ka...save..."
Yu Sheng stood up with a red face and a thick neck, and tried hard to ask for help from the people around him, but he couldn't make any sound.
As more and more bloodshot eyes filled his eyes and veins popped out in his neck, Yu Sheng rolled his eyes and fell to the ground suddenly.
"Network...network administrator!"
The person who was playing the game saw this situation and quickly shouted:
"Network administrator! Someone is dead!"
"Someone died?!"Zhou Ze heard the movement and walked over quickly.When he saw the instant noodles falling on the table and the long-haired man lying on the ground, he immediately understood.Good guy, this is the first time I've seen someone choke on himself while eating."Why are you eating in such a hurry?" Zhou Ze quickly picked up Yu Sheng."Network administrator, you gave him the instant noodles!" someone shouted loudly."That's right! The network administrator must have forgotten to separate the sausages. This man ate in a hurry...""It was you who killed him!" Someone suddenly pointed at Zhou Ze and said.Zhou Ze was dumbfounded: "He's not a three-year-old child, doesn't he know how to use his teeth?""Damn it, look at the attitude of this network administrator!" People in the Internet cafe raised their mobile phones one after another."Stop taking the photo, he can still be saved." Zhou Ze shouted to the p
After staring at the computer screen for a long time, no one came in. A basin of cold water immediately extinguished Zhou Ze's idea of making a lot of money."Is there still no one?" Uncle Wang poked his head over and discovered the problem: "You have to show your face.""Show your face?""Yes, in today's fast Internet era, how can others know you if you don't show your face..." Uncle Wang took out his camera from the drawer again and pointed it at Zhou Ze's face in the right position."Are you ready?"Zhou Ze smiled indifferently: "I have nothing to be ashamed of."As a result, his face instantly appeared on the screen, which shocked Zhou Ze.Uncle Wang smiled sheepishly and opened the camera a little faster. Zhou Ze was not prepared.However, showing one's face does have an effect. After a while, several people entered Zhou Ze's live broadcast room."Hey, isn't this the network administrator who saved people in the video
"Roster of Favors."Zhou Ze recited the dull title of the book while opening the book with ancient animal skins in front of him.Flipping through the pages, Zhou Ze found that many people had passed away, and it seemed that this book was too old.Fortunately, Zhou Ze turned directly to the latest page, and it was Lin Tingxiao's name written clearly on it!"Lin Tingxiao has been suffering from dementia for five years and has the intelligence of a naughty child. He is cured by me and owes you a lot of favors. However, since Lin Tingxiao has betrothed his granddaughter Lin Zhaoxue to the next temple master Zhou Ze, the favors can be spent as appropriate."How dare that stinky old man want to pass this Taoist temple to me after he saved Lin Tingxiao three years ago?Zhou Ze asked: "Master Tao, how can we still consume favors? What does it mean when I look at it and say consume it as appropriate?""The favors owed to our Qingfeng Taoist Te
Tengyun Club.Zhou Ze glanced at the neon sign on the door and walked in.The lights are flashing and the music is deafening!Zhou Ze frowned. He saw a vicious black shadow in the sky above the towering club..."What a bad omen..." Zhou Ze said to himself."Bra?" The receptionist at the door laughed when he heard Zhou Ze's voice, and gave Zhou Ze a look that everyone understood: "We have bra cups with all letters here... As long as Mr. has money...""Get lost." Zhou Ze's face was expressionless.The receptionist was dumbfounded. Why was he being scolded for no reason?However, working in a place like this, as a receptionist, he had seen all kinds of people. Instead of being angry at Zhou Ze's attitude, he welcomed them with a smile on his face."Sir, would you like to have a drink at our Tengyun Club?" After entering, another receptionist came up to us.The receptionist also had a kind face, as if she had a well-trai
"It's an honor to be your problem."There was no joy on Master Guo's face, and he paused in his voice before continuing: "It's just that I'm different from you. I don't like Tai Chi with four ounces of weight. What I pay attention to is fist-to-flesh fighting!""Unfortunately, my Tai Chi, which weighs 40 pounds, can defeat your fighting skills." Zhou Ze's expression remained unchanged.Master Guo shook his head lightly: "I hope you can still speak after a while. Although you were invited by these two brothers, I'm afraid it can't be justified if you don't do something.""So... please die!" Master Guo grinned again, but that smile was terrifying and shocking to others.At this time, Zhou Ze suddenly said to himself: "Chat and drink tea, talk about things and drink wine."Then Zhou Ze faltered and rushed towards Master Guo!To deal with ruthless people, you must be more ruthless than him, and to deal with bulls, you must be crazier than
When we came out of the hospital, the sky was a little white.Uncle Wang looked tired and his eyes were drooping: "I decided to close the shop during the day and take a day off.""I agree." Zhou Ze raised his hands in agreement.He can only replace the turbid air in his body, but he cannot stay up all day and night. After all, he is also a normal person.The two helped them back to the Internet cafe, and unexpectedly found a person lying on the bar.The early morning sunlight shone on her long, black hair, and some light actually shone faintly."Who is this?" Uncle Wang turned to look at Zhou Ze.Only then did Zhou Ze remember that he was too impatient to save Uncle Wang last night, so he randomly invited a customer who came online to check out the store...That person seems to be Lin Zhaoxue!Zhou Ze stepped forward and gently shook Lin Zhaoxue's arm: "Wake up.""Yawn." Lin Zhaoxue stretched out, rubbed his sleepy e
Returning to the desolate Qingfeng Mountain, Zhou Ze saw no one around and said silently in his heart: "Master Tao, it's okay.""You brat, you've been asking me all this time." The Taoist master's impatient voice sounded from the bottom of his heart: "Since such a big Taoist temple can be placed in your mind, why can't you shout out.""Remember when you met Lin Tingxiao, didn't you just think about what the Taoist temple looked like in your mind, and then you called out the Taoist temple." Master Taoist voice."Okay." Zhou Ze took a deep breath, then looked at the open space in front of him and shouted: "Qingfeng Taoist Temple, now!"Boom!There was a loud noise, and then Zhou Ze saw that the Taoist temple he was familiar with actually appeared in front of him!"It's amazing." Zhou Ze's eyes trembled slightly and he sighed loudly.The Taoist master in his heart also sighed: "This gate is really good.""It's not bad, ten thousand
As night falls, the entertainment street and food street gradually become lively.But a sudden loud noise caused the entire entertainment street to suddenly panic.Bang!Everyone looked around and saw that the claw machine on the street was smashed by a baseball bat. This was where the loud noise just now came from.The owner of the street amusement park also ran out quickly, but when he saw the menacing appearance of a dozen people, he felt a little frightened."Brothers, what do you think is going on?" the boss said respectfully.These dozen or so people looked young, but they looked so arrogant that the passers-by around them also stayed away."What's wrong? This piece of shit is blocking my way!" The leader put the baseball bat on his shoulder and blew out a puff of cigarette in the boss's face.The boss frowned slightly, but he relaxed his expression after a moment and immediately put on a smiling face: "What brother is tea
"If the people in the world are not necessarily good, then I will bet on the evil in the world!""I entered the game alone and made everyone in the world hate me!""Let Wu Yong, who is hiding in the human world, take the initiative to come to me!""Do not worry...""I, Zhou Bohai, died long ago when Yue'er died...""But Mr. Bai, if you are not killed by the cold poison, please ask Mr. Bai to take care of my son.""..."Bai Lao's eyes gradually became moist."Old boy, for this plan, you, who likes to joke, haven't joked for several years...""It turned out to be such a big joke on me as soon as it came up...""How could you, Zhou Bohai, die...""Why..."Two tears fell on the broken jade pendant in his hand.Bai Lao shook his head gently and threw the jade pendant into the river.Li Ziheng suddenly became unhappy."Hello.""Why are you throwing things into the river? You've scared aw
Hearing this sentence, Zhou Zemeng was stunned."You mean...the reason?"Zhou Bohai said feebly: "Yes, it is the reason. You have never asked me the reason.""so...""You want to know the reason?"Turning to look at Zhou Bohai's face, Zhou Ze narrowed his eyes slightly."I only give you three minutes." Zhou Ze said slowly.Zhou Bohai nodded: "Back then, Bai Lao controlled the largest territory in the Four Realms, but he was attacked by outsiders.""A foreign guest?" Zhou Ze frowned slightly: "Zhou Bohai, I just want to know the real reason why you killed my mother with your own hands. The rest is irrelevant. I don't want to know, and I don't have time to know.""That's why."Zhou Bohai said slowly: "Back then, as the territory was the strongest among the four realms, we naturally sent two masters to stop these two outsiders.""One Bai Lao and one me."Zhou Bohai's eyes gradually became confused: "The batt
Gao Chen's eyes narrowed slightly.It turns out that Zhou Bohai has been thinking about these issues."hehe..."Gao Chen shook his head and said: "Zhou Bohai, after I deal with this kid, I will deal with you."As he said that, Gao Chen looked at Jiang Jingbie.Zhou Bohai raised his eyebrows from the side: "Are you so arrogant? Now that we are of equal strength, you actually say that you can easily deal with me?"Zhou Bohai shook his head and said, "You make me a little angry.""hehe..."Gao Chen chuckled disdainfully and said: "Zhou Bohai, although you have become a false god long ago, do you still not feel my strength?"After Gao Chen's reminder, Zhou Bohai's expression changed slightly.That's right.Gao Chen was right. Although Zhou Bohai himself had become a false god before going to Spirit Island, he still couldn't feel Gao Chen's strength now."Is it possible..."Zhou Bohai's relaxed body sudd
"Just the two of you, trying to block my purple army is already the biggest problem, but now you actually want to kill me? It's simply a fantasy."Gao Chen said casually, then waved his hand behind him.The group of purple soldiers behind them immediately rushed towards Murong Bai and Jiang Jingbie.Gao Chen crossed his arms and watched the scene with a smile."So and so, how do you solve it?" Gao Chen asked with a smile.Murong Bai's whole body was filled with white air, he twisted his neck and said with a fierce expression: "You purple army, if you really think you can stop me, then come over and try!"After saying that, Murong Bai rushed directly towards the purple army, which had nearly five hundred people and had already filled the entire cave.While rushing towards him, Murong Bai turned around and said, "Your name is Jingbie! Take good care of your master! Leave the rest to me!"Jiang Jingbie, who was just about to rush f
Lu Tongtian didn't pay attention to Zhou Ze.But at this time, Lu Tongtian's face was already filled with tears..."I really didn't expect it... I really didn't expect it!" Lu Tongtian said to himself.Zhou Ze couldn't help but walked to Lu Tongtian's side out of curiosity and asked, "Master, what are you mumbling about? What didn't you think of?"At this time, Lu Tongtian noticed the blood at the corner of Zhou Ze's mouth after hearing Zhou Ze's words."What's wrong with you? Are you injured?" Lu Tongtian asked.Zhou Ze couldn't help but twitch his lips: "Master, I was bounced off the boulder just now. Didn't you see it?""That's true." Lu Tongtian said.Zhou Ze twitched the corner of his mouth helplessly and said: "Master, you have seen it, why do you still say those words? It really hurts the disciple's heart!"Lu Tongtian said casually: "You know nothing, do you know why you were ejected?""That's because I'm not
"Eh!"Zhou Ze shook his finger and said, "Master, what you said is wrong!""I'm not using poisonous gas, I just want them to have a good night's sleep. Master, please don't misinterpret my good intentions!"Seeing Zhou Ze's smile, Lu Tongtian also smiled and shook his head."Forget it, although you used some shameful means, it was exactly as you said. No one was injured, and it didn't even delay our time..." Lu Tongtian stroked his beard and said, "This It’s indeed a good idea.”"It's awesome."Zhou Ze proudly raised his eyebrows at Guo Dali and Jiang Jingbie.Jiang Jingbie and Guo Dali gave their thumbs up at the same time and nodded: "Master is really amazing.""Okay, you two, stop praising him. You can't learn this trick from your master in the future. I have never asked your master to poison him," Lu Tongtian ordered.Zhou Ze looked helpless: "Master, this is drug addiction. It's not poison at all, okay? Don't ruin my
"If you don't look carefully, I'm afraid very few people will be able to discover that there is a door here..."Zhou Ze opened the car door and got out, looked at the dark door and said, "Painting the entire door the same color as the mountains that are about to enter winter also plays a role in camouflage.""This Gao Chen has a lot of little thoughts!""It's a pity that we met." Zhou Ze said excitedly.He didn't notice that Lu Tongtian had come behind him, and hit Zhou Ze on the forehead with a slap."Ouch...""Master, what are you doing?" Zhou Ze screamed in pain.Lu Tongtian said helplessly: "Zhou Ze, why don't I remember that I gave you such shameless words? I found that you have some narcissism in you!""Have it?"Zhou Ze scanned his whole body up and down with his eyes, and murmured to himself: "Is there any? Why don't I see the word narcissism in myself...""Smelly poor man, we are about to experience a fierce
"The brat is finally back."Lu Tongtian, who was driving the car, said helplessly: "I will be arriving soon. You are quite good at timing your arrival."Zhou Ze couldn't help but have a look of pride on his face: "That's right, I've always been a good boy who is punctual.""Brother Dali, why do you look so sad?" Jiang Jingbie looked at Guo Dali who suddenly appeared next to him and asked.Guo Dali sat aside, no matter how Jiang Jingbie shook his body, he did not react at all.The whole person's eyes were dull, and he didn't know what he was thinking.Jiang Jingbie scratched his head in confusion, looked up at Zhou Ze in front of him and asked, "Master, what's wrong with Senior Brother Dali? Is it possible that you just experienced something?"Zhou Ze shook his head and said: "No, could it be because Li Linshuo almost arrested me just now, so I feel a little depressed? It shouldn't be..."Zhou Ze turned his head and looked over a
"Depend on."Zhou Ze couldn't help but cursed secretly.This Li Linshuo is really smart!He actually brought ordinary people here. Did he think that I would use my own abilities to escape?Really helpless.Seeing this, Zhou Ze had no choice but to loosen his palm and stood waiting for the person at the door to slowly come in.Finally, a large number of police officers filed in.Zhou Ze and Guo Dali were immediately surrounded by a group of police officers with guns drawn."do not move!""do not move!"Zhang Bing, who was covered in blood, was also brought to Zhou Ze and Guo Dali by the police.Zhou Ze smiled and said, "We have already solved the matter here for you. You don't need to bother, but you don't need to thank us."Listening to Zhou Ze's words, the surrounding police officers did not change their expressions at all, and even raised the muzzles of their guns.Zhou Ze looked helplessly at the