Arz took Vincent and Frans to a house near the sages” house. It’s just a simple stilt house decorated with beautiful flowers on its entrance. The three took the entrance stairs and stopped in front of that great wooden door. The great door had 12 animals of Chinese zodiacs on it. Those animals were aligned from the bottom to the top as the order which is, boar, dog, rooster, monkey, sheep, horse, snake, dragon, rabbit, tiger, ox, and rat.
“Err, Arz, isn’t it off limit?” Vincent asked.
“It is, but it’s time for you to enter,” Arz said.
“Yeah, Vincent. You are the best in the pandanus war, right? That’s why the sages approve you to enter.” Frans said.
“Wait a minute. 12 animals of Chinese zodiacs. Don’t tell me!” Vincent was realizing something.
“Just like what Wayan’s prophecy said. Your birth is a sign of the rise of that le
“Oi, don’t you think it has gone too far?”Alfi asked.“What? I think I’ve written well so far.” I said casually.“Indeed. The story becomes better and the conflict becomes more complicated, but...”Alfi inhales,”WHY THE HELL HAVE YOU WRITTEN VARZ’S STORY FOR FUCKING 3 CHAPTERS CONSECUTIVELY, YOU BASTARD!”Alfi scolded me.“Oh, before I answer that, there’s also one thing that I want to ask you.” I inhale. “WHY THE HELL YOU TOOK ME HERE ALL OF SUDDEN?! AREN’T YOU AWARE THAT YOU ARE ON THE MIDDLE OF A GRAND BATTLE NOW, HUH?!” Well, this bastard took me here all of sudden.“THEN WHAT’S THE BIG DEAL?! ARE YOU AFRAID GETTING HURT O” GREAT DESOPE?!”Fucking sarcasm.“CUT THE FUCKING CRAP! WITH YOU TAKING ME HERE, THE STORY BECOMES ERRATIC EVEN MORE, YOU DUMBASS!”“HUH? SINCE WHEN
“2 on 1? Don’t you feel ashamed confronting me like this?”Franz provoked them.“Huh? Are you scared or something?”Alfi asked.“Cut the crap!”Franz dashes to Alfi’s direction ready to slash Alfi’s body.Alfi blocks Franz’s sword easily.“How is it possible? A mere bamboo sword... How can it be this solid?”Franz looks upset.“Level two: BG,”Alfi said dismantling Franz’s sword easily.Alfi splits it into two and swings them horizontally and vertically shoving Franz.“Wh... What just happened?!”Varz said in amazement.“Level two: BG. Turning a sword as strong as 200 swords. Pelidi is a bamboo sword that manipulates its strength based on a certain formula. Of course, there’s a condition to use it, which is turning a wave of fiery anger into a will of fire.”Alfi explained.&n
Somewhere on Pandawa Beach, the guy in a blue-based polka dot cloak is taking a seat on a coral reef with a guy in an orange-based polka dot cloak.“Right, understood. Not to worry, everything is going according to plan. Right, thanks in advance.”The blue cloak seems to be in touch with someone through telepathy.“Many of us are dead here. I didn’t expect that they are that strong.”He said.”What do you think?”He added.The orange cloak remains silent.“Are you sure you don’t need any reinforcements to kill all of them?”He asked.Suddenly some corals are floating and crushed in a blink of an eye.“Not to worry, sir. I’ll just do it by myself.”The orange cloak said.”I’ll crush all of them, especially that blasphemy Alfa who has killed her!”He added.“Well, everything is up to you. Make sur
“My name is Anggun. Nice to met you.”That woman was smiling at Awan.Awan was blushed by seeing such a pretty woman. Slim body like a violin, her elegant red dress, her smooth long hair, anddatass that makes anyone wants to spank her."So... Beautiful... Is she an angel? Or a succubus?!"Awan was still stunned by her beauty.“Hello? Are you okay?”Anggun tried to wake him up from his lalaland.“Oh, Y... yes, sorry. A... Anggun, right?”Awan became stuttered.“Yes, looking forward to your guidance, senior.”She said blushingly."OMG, She is so cute!!!!!!"Awan suddenly sprouted orange Iru from his nose (let’s go with ‘nosebleed" kay?) and collapsed.“Eek?! Senior?!! Are you okay?! What do I do?!!!!”Anggun was panic as she didn’t know what to do.Later, Awan’s head felt dizzy. He felt his head was o
“Rian, is that really you?”Alfi still can’t believe to see who the one he confronts.Rian casts thunder from his index finger striking Alfi out of the blue without any hesitation.Alfi collapses with his body burnt out.“Such a fool question, even for a moron like you, Alfi.”Rian said.Koji rushes to Rian ready to swing his sword. Koji swings it to Rian, but suddenly Rian catches the blade easily.“Rian, what the hell is wrong with you?!”Koji seems irritated.“You are just like him, Koji.”Rian channels the blade with thunder current striking Koji that he is burnt out.“Guess you are right. Awan is too weak that he could be defeated by weaklings like you bunch of weaklings.”Rian comes closer to sluggishly lying Alfi.Rian steps on Alfi’s head and says,”I am shocked knowing that such a pathetic being like you is the A
“Herman! Varz! You don’t have to!”Alfi tries to persuade them to not fight Rian.”Katon is dead and I don’t want to lose any of you anymore!”He exclaimed wishing both of them would listen to him.“Oh, sure we won’t fight him anyway,”Herman said.“Yet, can you get your ass off there and fight him like you used to do?”Varz added.Alfi remains silent. Indeed, he is still hesitating to fight Rian. Hesitation just keeps haunting him. Fighting against Rian does make him tremble, now with knowing Rian has such incredible power, Alfi becomes agitated even more as Varz and Herman could end up like Katon. Alfi actually just wants to retreat as he doesn’t want to lose anyone anymore, yet ironically, Alfi is unable to fight to protect his friends like he used to do nor even ask his friends to retreat. Who knows that such an apathetic guy like Alfi can be this sentimental?
What?Do you expect me to tell ya how the fight between those 3 idiots? Oh, of course, I will, but let’s take a break and see how the trio met. I just don’t want the comedy element on this story to disappear, though I always put absurd twists on every chapter I write. Well, I will tell you how Alfi, Koji, and Rian met and how they became good friends in this chapter.It started with the time when Alfi was a student at Muda-Muda University. Why Muda-Muda? It’s because Ora-ora University is on Central Java (Ora: no (Javanese)). And why didn’t I pun it into "Guda-Guda"? It’s because the story isn’t sponsored by Type-Moon. It was when Alfi was a 3rd-year-student. He was a member ofthe SEES (Specialized English Extra Sect) organization and it was on the orientation day.Alfi was sitting on the corner listening to the leader’s speech for the new members. Alfi didn’t need to say a thing as he was just
That room still sticks on the eerie, dark, and cold impression. No one wants to stay there even if they have to.The 6 polkadot cloaked guysare having seats on their chairs.“So, that’s how it goes.”The white-cloaked guy said.“Excellent! My decision to make you our only strategist is just right.”The black-cloaked guy said.“Thanks, my lord.”The white-cloaked guy said.“Tsk! No time to lose! Just fucking kill them already!”The red-cloaked guy exclaimed.“Hold your horses, I guess he got a point. We just need to make the Alfa hesitate that he falls to the pit of despair.”The yellow-cloaked guy said.“So what?! Should we just wait till they kill all of our members?! Did you forget what our objective is?!”The red-cloaked guy said.“Silence!”The green-cloaked guy stands up.”I do u
Twelve floors have been passed through and now they havesix floorsleft to get outta from the Supernatural Realm.ßenlong is running ascending the stairs at his best pace while the others are having chat to break the ice. "So, Cocong, right?"Herman said."I wonder how it feels to be a tied ghost."He added. "Huh? What is it? Do you wanna be a tied ghost by any chance?"Cocong asked wondering. "No, I'm just curious,"Herman said seriously."Curiosity isn't a sin, right?'"He becomes reluctant. "Well, how should I put it?"Cocong is trying to find the best answer for Herman. Well, curiosity isn't a sin. Everyone does thirst for knowledge, right? Not to mention, he stares at Cocong with sparkling eyes which don't suit a macho man like him. "The point is your moving space is very restricted and you just have two options to move, hoping or slithering,"Cocong explained. "
Eleven floors have been passed through and now they still have seven floors left to get outta from the Supernatural Realm.ßenlong who is running ascending the stairs is increasing his pace.“Whoa, calm down,ßenlong. No need to rush.”Alfi said.“Of course, we do have to get outta here ASAP. The world can be in danger while the absence of the protector, right?”ßenlong replied.“Hmm, you get a point anyway.”Alfi takes it casually.“And you took it casually, eh?”ßenlong sighed.‘no, I don’t.”Alfi replied.He recalled the moment when he was encountering Waku-waku all by himself. He used Pukan and Harasa assuming he could defeat them by just using both of them, yet he was wrong. Waku-waku is just too strong for him that he almost lost his life."If that guy didn’t show up, I might have been one of them by
The old man is still watching them through that white screen. He gets interested in Alfi as he managed to defeat Leak, the Demon King.“So, he really did it.”He said.“Is it okay to just let them go like that, my Lord?”“It is. If someone like a Demon King is defeated by a mere human, then he doesn’t deserve to hold the title.”“But, that’s not what I meant, my Lord. Apologies for my impudence, but if we lose the Demon King of our territory, the other empire can take the advantage to invade us”“No worries, Biyung. The Demon King isn’t the highest position of the Supranatural Palace. That’s right that the Demon King is one of the three elders of this palace. The three are included adviser, the Demon King, and the ruler. Instead, I have found the replacement of that Leak.”“Who is it?! D... Don’t tell me?!”Suddenly, something li
Awkward.So awkward.Kartika just realizes that she is hugging Alfi tight. Her face is turning beet red and she doesn’t move at all as she has no idea what to do.“Looks like you are enjoying it.”Aoi tempted her.“Huh?! What?! No... Not really. It’s not like I am not taking advantage to hug him anyway. Hey, Herman, Varz, give me a hand!”Kartika exclaimed as it’s getting more awkward.“Nope, just enjoy the prize then.”They just shake their heads.Kartika averts her gaze to Jeje and Buriko, yet they just shake their heads while smirking.“Why doesn’t Megumi come out?! She is his wife, right?”Kartika is trying to break the ice to hide her joy.“Did you forget, Kartika? A Ribo won’t be able to come out if the user is unconscious.”Cakra comes out from her pendant.“Bu... But, she can roam around while
“Taji?”Alfi is wondering.Leak launches four of Tajis from his left hand to the ground. Those darts are stuck on the ground and suddenly they are submerging into the underground and four Leaks are arising from the underground. They are getting agitated as they are not only encountering one Leak, but it’s five Leaks.“Curse You!”Varz cursed him.“I am a demon. Just curse me as you want.”He said arrogantly.Alfi draws four black Jepitrons with 666 on their legs from his bracelet and enchants a rune spell.“<?php $summon = array("aranis"=>"fire", "daubentonis"=>"water", "felix"=>"earth", ’strigiformes"=>"wind");?>““Err, What is he doing?”Kartika asked as she looks Alfi speaking gibberish.You may see the spell-like a simple PHP code, though I am pretty sure most of you don&rsquo
Those guys in black cloaks with coconut on their hands were wandering in that silent graveyard. Many things like lunatic blue orbs were flyingaround passing all of them. This strange smelling thin mist is just normal to appear in such a place.“Make sure you purify the souls that pass around you.”Someone who walked on the vanguard who seems to be their leader said.“Right!”They replied.Their bodies let out something like a flame, and it went to those orbs. When the flame touched the orbs, theyturned into white orbs.“ong, gni brahma anglebur panca maha butha, anglukat sarining merta. mulihankene kite ring betara guru, tumitis kita dadi manusia mahatama. ong rang sah, prete namah.”They kept repeatingthe chant while sprinkling the coconut water to the gravestone that they passed by.Three hours later, they returned to their shelters. Their leader entered the she
“Impossible! How can you stay alive?!”Leak enraged.Something like a black spear appears on Alfi’s rear and flies in his direction. Alfi then disappears and appears on Leak’s rear. He strangles Leak and holds him causing the spear to pierce Leak’s body. Leak suddenly coughs black blood from his mouth.“You bastard!”He said irritated.“What a drama queen. I know that you can’t feel pain.”Alfi throws him into the midair.He draws black Tipit and the black magic curtain which has a fire motif on it, from his bracelet. He bends the magic curtain turning it into something like a black bow. He sets Tipit on it and pulls the string. He focuses aiming for Leak who is coming in his direction. Without any hesitation, he lets Tipit go piercing Leak’s body, but Leak doesn’t fall at all, but he smashes Alfi’s body with something like a black giant hammer instead. Alfi is sh
Alfi finds himself in an empty space with Megumi on his side. There’s nothing interesting here. It’s just dark and quiet.“Am I dead?”He asked to himselfNot yet, youdumbass!Some head start for the new volume, eh? Oh well, I got complained by some people about me putting some swearing words on this story. So, in order to fulfill their old school needs, I unwillingly put some censorship on it. Censoring the punchline? Please give me a break already.Megumi holds his right arm immediately. He averts his gaze to her blue face. The blue face of her does tell him that she is terrified right now. Not to mention the tear trail on her thin cheeks does confirm that she is afraid.“No... Not yet, hun.”Megumi holds his arm tightly like a girl holding her plushie.Seeing her like this makes Alfi reluctant to say a thing to her. He remembers that Le
They find themselves in a quiet graveyard. There’s nothing particular but gravestones and strong-smelling thin mist. The trees around them look old and most of them are dead ones that give such an eerie impression for this place.ßenlong walks really carefully as the guardian of this floor might appear anytime. All they can see are old and dirty gravestones with jasmine petals around them. As expected of a graveyard: Too quiet. They do feel an awkward atmosphere as they advance.“You know Alfi, I never like a graveyard,”Aoi said.”The last place to sleep for all living beings always gives blue and gloomy vibes, right?”She said sadly.“Well, anyone will die, won’t die?”Alfi said briefly.”But why does death exist anyway?”He added.“It’s because of life existence.”ßenlong cut.”Human starts by being born and ends by be