The drive to the hall was five-minute and most of the wedding party was either in front of us or behind us.
The hall itself was a pretty building made of glass, almost like a greenhouse, and you could see twinkling lights raining down even though it was noon and we were a few feet away. From what my mom was saying, they had rented another building for their wedding. If this was where the rehearsal was, I couldn't even imagine how beautiful the wedding reception location was going to look. My heart began pounding and my stomach churned.
She was getting married in this beautiful place, while I was pathetically pretending to have a boyfriend.
"Maybe this...this...is...isn't a good idea," I said through what felt like a panic attack.
"You okay?" He asked.
I took a few deep breaths, not fully able to complete any of them. "Let's not do this! You just walk in and tell her the truth!" I suggested.
But when I looked over to the hall, I saw that Whitney was out there welcoming all the guests with a big smile on her face, and the panic attack was silenced. She had always made me feel less than her, and just for a change, even if it was fake and only for a few days, I wanted to give her a taste of her medicine.
"Never mind, I am all good. Let's do this!"
“Whatever you confusingly say, you're the boss!” He shrugged.
We both got out of the car. This time I reached out and grabbed his hand and this wholly made my panic attack disappear. I suppose it helped that I was not alone in this, and man his hands were soft, and warm. Shut you Lauren I thought again since meeting this dingus.
We both walked towards the entrance to be welcomed by the bride and groom. Both with different goals in mind.
"Hey!" I exaggeratedly said, but Whitney was not looking at me in the least.
"Hi," She quietly said to Stephan, "what..." she began but I interrupted her with, "Meet my boyfriend Whit, this is Stephan."
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"Aunt Karen was saying you are here with a boyfriend. I laughed in her face. I would know if you had a boyfriend." My mom approached me a few moments after I had settled on a table. Thankfully Stephan had gone to get us a drink so she couldn't interrogate him right away.
"Mom, I didn't know he was going to come to the wedding. It all happened last minute." I smartly lied. I forgot I would have to explain Stephan to my parents. Man, we really–really–did not think this through.
"So you do have someone here? I didn't even know you were dating, you are so busy with work!" she bellowed.
"Yes, but it's very new. So, you know...don't make a big deal out of it!"
My mother was just about to start again when Stephan joined me with two glasses of wine in his hands.
"Here you go!" He said, handing me one of the glasses. Just as he was about to take his first sip he stopped in his tracks and mumbled to me, "Who is this?"
"My mother," I said trying not to move my lips too wide but my mother had caught on.
"This is supposedly your boyfriend and he doesn't know what your mother looks like." My mother shouted so loudly that she could be heard above all the chatter of the hall.
"Sorry, Mrs..." Stephan started.
"Laurino." Again keeping my voice as low as possible.
"Your name is Lauren Laurion?" He said, not quietly and with a hearty laugh.
"He doesn't know your last name?" My mother suspiciously questioned.
I exhaled, knowing my mother had quickly caught onto the ruse and just as I was about to confess, my mother grabbed the wine glass from my hand and gulped half of it down.
"First, I can't get you to date and now that you are dating you are rushing into things. Is he a one-night stand?" She asked.
"Noo," I defended. "He just had a bit too much to drink so he forgot." I lied.
"Your last name..." my mother doubted.
"Mrs. Laurion, I promise you, I love your daughter very much."
Love? Oh gosh, this boy needed a good whack in his head to reset his brain.
"You love her?" My mother inquired. "So tell me..."
Before my mother could finish her line of questioning, I interjected with, "Mother, how about after the wedding, we come by and have dinner with you? You can ask him all the questions you want. For now, why don't you enjoy the wedding and let us do the same? Let's not do this in front of everyone."
"Fine, not like you listen to me anyway. While Whitney gets married to a high school sweetheart, you bring a one-night stand to my family's wedding." My mother accused me, tears forming in her eyes.
Before the tears could start streaking down her cheeks, I saw Stephan take my mother's hand.
"I am not a one-night stand. I met your daughter three months ago and have spent every day with her since. I know, this may seem rushed to some, but not to us. I love her very much even though I like to make fun of her last name." He said, sounding incredibly convincing.
Somehow, he got my mother to smile and wiped one small tear that had escaped.
"Ok, well you're both adults. I am sure you know what you are doing." My mother spoke in a normal octave. "Where are you staying then...what's your name again sweetheart?"
"Stephan...and at the Hilton"
"You made him get a room?" my mother said, turning to me.
"I...I..." I stuttered.
"Nonsense, you are coming to stay with us till the wedding is done." She suggested.
"Mom, our house is too cramped! Plus we don't have an extra room for him to stay in." I objected.
"Honey, I am under no illusion. I am sure for the past three months you two have been sharing a bed."
No Mother, no we haven't I thought to myself.
"Well, it's settled then! Let me find your aunt Karen and give her an update!" She said as she disappeared into the sea of my relatives.
“What just happened?” I stuttered. “How did she..”
"You just got yourself a new roommate,” Stephan correctly assessed. “I am having so much fun watching you, struggling to lie."
"Do you not have an inside voice? I was trying not to get caught, but you were blurting everything!" I scolded giving him a light slap on his shoulder.
"What? Did you not see how well that went? She loved me!"
"Shockingly, she did!" I said, grabbing the wine glass from his hand. "You might need to get another one." I smiled and took my first sip of the bitter yet somehow sweet wine. “You are a little too good at lying though.”
“Usually I am not. You’re bringing out the bad side in me.” He grinned.
“God, you are a serial killer, aren't you?”
“Even if I was, you’d be safe. I like you too much to get rid of you!” He raised his eyebrows at me, but his words had a bigger impact. Like me? People usually didn't like me. I was a wallflower to everyone I met. They said a few good things to get work out of me, and once the work was done, they decided they didn't need to form any more options on me. The most I’ve ever got in life was, I like your work. Maybe that's why it felt so good to hear him say he liked me. Yeah—that had to be the only reason.
Several pockets of crowds were starting to break up as people began to find their seats. Stephan and I did the same thing. Aaron also joined us a few minutes later with his date who was wearing a similar dress to my earlier knee-length option."This is–what’s your name again?” Aaron asked the tall, skinny, model like Burnett next to him. “Did he hire a prostitute for this event?” Stephen whispered into my ears. “Shh!”“Marley.” She meekly said. “Sorry, yes! Marley. She is my new assistant. Just started. Join me at the wedding as we are deploying a new project and may need her assistance.” We all exchanged hellos and conversed in between the awkward silences that usually occur when strangers are forced to hang out. Stephan took one of those opportunities to quietly comment, "Too late, it looks like he likes brunettes."I twirl my curly, blond hair in between my fingers.”I can always dye it!” I couldn't help but give a slight giggle at this comment and Stephan's investment in my l
I had left lunch angry and upset. Instead of driving home with Stephan, I had asked my mother to take me home. Although she was confused I had made up an excuse about how Stephan had to go pick up his stuff from the hotel to bring. "Why can't you go to the hotel with him and come to the house together?" She had questioned. "Yeah, I can drop you off!" Stephan had offered. "Mom, I am uncomfortable in this dress, and I don't want to make him drive back and forth." " I am going to stay back late and help aunt Karen clean up. Ask Dad to take you back." She had suggested, thankfully not questioning me more. After dropping me off, my Father had gone back to the hall to help my mother. So I decided to relax in my room upstairs, on my bed, out of my uncomfortable dress, but not quite ready to put another pair of clothes on. Therefore, I was just in my bra and underwear, on my phone, listening to music and replying to more emails in between skipping songs I was not enjoying. Through
Stephan stopped at a home, dirty green in color and dilapidated in condition. The lawn was overgrown, the windows boarded up, and the roof chinked in places. “What is this?” I asked, getting out of the car.“Clown Face’s house.” He said, coming up next to me. I turned around to get back into the car. He laughed heavily and said, “I am kidding. It maybe the house that my dad lived in. Whitney was one of the reasons I am here, but this is another.”“Maybe?” I asked curious. “I was pretty much raised by my mother and stepdad. My mother only ever told me my father’s real name. I knew nothing else. Until I started doing some research. I found out this is where he grew up. Not sure where he is now. He may not be alive.”“This honestly explains so much about you. I get why you are so nice now. Boys raised by women tend to be kinder—according to the data.” “You think I am nice?” We both looked at each other. Stephan gave me his innocent boyish smile and my heart did somersaults. “I was
“Did you talk to Robbie?” I asked my very tall, very blonde beautiful cousin Whitney.“Yes,” she says, not looking away from her locker. “Well? What did he say? Does he like me?” Robbie, the most popular guy in school. A basketball player. The guy I helped pass English and Math even though he was two years older than me.“Lauren, the thing is—“ Whitney started but got interrupted as Robbie with all his muscles picked up my cousin and swung her. She giggles mercilessly.“Hey L.” He said after releasing my cousin.“Hey Robbie,” I meekly said. He always did call me L—it was probably because he never remembered my name. “Hey,” Whitney also adds, making googly eyes at him.“Hey hot stuff—“ he was obviously now talking to Whitney. “Be ready this Friday. Our first date! Wear something hot. Revealing.” He winks at her, kisses her cheeks, and leaves.I am furious. “What the hell was that?” I yell.“Lauren. He doesn’t like you. He didn’t even remember your name.” She sighed.“What does that m
It wasn't as if I was in a hurry, as any good New Yorker knows, you should always get to the airport three hours before your flight, but also like any good New Yorker, I did not like waiting, especially in situations where I have to rely on other people. I also really did not like airports, especially when I was going to fulfill a family obligation, and not on a fun vacation! Thankfully, the airport experience didn’t take any more than 1 HOUR! Did I mention I hated airports?Now at the gate, as I waited I wanted to start doing some schoolwork. As my laptop battery was about to die, I made my way to a power port right in front of me that was inconspicuously free. I quietly gathered all my belongings and rolled over to the port, but before I got there, I saw, almost in slow motion, a man with slicked-back dark hair in a navy blue business suit beat me to it.“Hey, that was mine!” I yelled. “First come, first serve Ma’am!”“Ma’am! Do I look like a Ma’am to you?” We were making a scene
"You are joking right?""Nope, unless she lied to me about her name," he said and took his phone out. He scrolled through it for some time and handed it to me.On his screen, I saw a picture of him and a blond girl, both with a wide smile on their face. They had their cheeks pressed against one another. The blond girl, with her innocent-seeming hazel eyes, and slightly chubby cheeks, without a doubt, was the same girl who once told me I was too ugly to come to her sweet sixteen."Oh my god!" I exclaimed. "You got rid of her, and you want her back? Are you a mental patient?""I love her and I know she loves me!" He defended."She loves herself and no one else. One time in high school I asked her for advice about talking to a crush and she somehow ended up on a date with him. She is pure evil!" I pronounced."That was in high school. She isn't the same anymore. She is kind, loving, and was always there for me!" He said breathlessly, like just the memory of her filled him with joy."How
"WHAT?" I yelled, rather loudly, causing several babies in the plane to cry in unison. I was my own worst enemy, as well as everyone else’s on the plane right now. "Shhh..." Stephan said, placing a finger on his parted lips. "It might make my life easier, plus, imagine your cousin's face when she sees that you are at her wedding with someone she used to be with."This proposition felt so tempting that I almost accepted it on the spot. Seeing Whitney's beautiful face crumble as she came to terms with the fact that her ugly cousin was now dating her ex. The one who was madly in love with her, was now in love with me (even if it was just a lie). However, I knew this would not be a good idea in the long run. If discovered, I would have to admit to Whitney that her presence, her mean comments, and her successful personal life did have an effect on me, so much so that I was currently contemplating having her ex-boyfriend be my fake date to her wedding, and this was too embarrassing to even
The rehearsal felt like torture because Whitney used it as a way to besmirch everything I did. From the way I walked, to how I was slouching when I was standing, or that I was not smiling enough.Robbie was no help. While Whitney was focusing on how I was doing things, I noticed that Robbie was doing the same to Whitney, like a controlling stage mom. All in all, my boy Robbie needed to chill. Not that she didn't deserve it. I suppose I was just a bit more sensitive to how he was acting because if Whitney had done what I had asked, I would be in her shoes right now.Relax, it was just a high school crush I thought to myself. Though he was the last boy I truly liked, maybe because I was naive then. Now I have data to help me make choices, and none of them lead to a boyfriend. Just then my phone pinged inside my hand. It's crazy, I know, but bear with me, what if the serial killer of Clown Face is still alive and kicking or killing and the guy they have in prison is innocent? Stephen te