In one week, Mouth has managed to alienate most of her co-workers, except the guys. They, of course, loved her, the girls, not so much. I got more complaints in the last few days than in the whole time I'd had this place. There was name-calling, put-downs, and what some called just plain rude. To hear it from the guys behind the bar and the kitchen staff, it was a different story. They couldn't sing her praises enough, and beyond that, two things. The customers loved the shit out of her, both men and women, and she was a fucking selling machine. She sold more top-shelf shit in one night than most of my girls sold in a week. She was making money for my place, and as evidenced by the tips on her credit card slips, she wasn't doing too bad herself. So my conclusion: jealousy. Don't get me wrong. I know Mouth is a pain in the ass. I heard her ask Vivienne if she was dropped on her head at birth because apparently one of Vivienne's regulars de
Oh my, he's a caveman mobster, that kiss had my hoo-hah weeping; shit, he was all kinds a good. Damn, if I'd let him know, though. I slid down his body when he was finished assaulting my mouth. Good thing he grabbed me again because my knees were shot. He led me upstairs to his office, poured me a cognac, and sat behind his desk. "What's this?" "Drink it." I shrugged my shoulders; whatever, that shit burned like a mother-fucking bitch. "Who was that jackass you tried to decapitate Tommy Pitera?" "What the fuck do you do study the mob or some shit?" "Among other things." "To answer your question, pain in the ass, his name's James Foster." "Another one, what the fuck is up with these James guys and my ass?" "There's a difference. My little brother is a twenty-year-old kid who doesn't know his head from his ass. This asshole is a mean, vicious piece of shit." "Gotcha, he's a whole other brand a cray, c
See, I knew she was going to drive me fucking crazy, bat shit just like she is. She'd tried to bite off my tongue last night, crazy nut. Like she hadn't enjoyed it. I know she'd been enjoying it just fine until the fucking guys knocked on the door; I'll be ready for her later though. "I don't need your ass on the fucking floor, how many mother-fuckers you want me to have to kill?" "Oh my! The light's on but nobody's home." She shook her head like I was a lost cause or some shit. "Say what now." "Nothing, nothing, just talking to myself." "Do that a lot do ya?" "What's it to ya, now back to business, I'm going back to the floor and you can't stop me, I have rights you know. If you're so worried about it tell your patrons to keep their filthy hands to themselves, not just me, but all the girls." Like I give a fuck about all the girls, some of them encouraged that shit, though I didn't want that shit in my place. I d
My guys pulled into the underground parking garage beneath my building after my security detail ascertained it hadn't been breached. My would-be attackers were roasting their nuts up on the boulevard, good luck with identifying them. I pulled mouth out the car behind me; she seemed no worse for wear for all that she'd been shot at. Crazy lady was acting like it was par for the course. I appeared calm on the outside, but inside I was coldly furious. Stacco was a dead fuck. He'd played his hand and lost, amateur fucker. "You doing okay there mouth?" I checked her over more closely to make sure she wasn't in shock or some shit. "Oh just peachy, tell me again why it makes more sense for me to catch a ride with you than taking a cab? If I knew I would be trying out for a part in A Bronx tale, I would've dressed more appropriately." Did I say this bitch was crazy, certifiable? Where were the tears and recriminations, the screami
It was time to talk, there were some things that had to be put on the table, not least of all was the fact that she now belonged to me, I had no doubt she'd try to fight me on that but it didn't matter, my mind was made up, she gave me her virginity, I held that shit in high regard, I was gonna put a ring on it like the song said, first chance I get even if I have to hog tie her ass and get her to the church. I fully expected it to come to that, which means I'm just as fucked in the head as she is. I cornered her in the bath tub, I'd run us a nice hot bath with some sea side smelling bath salts, she was quiet this morning and I wondered if that was a regular occurrence or just her natural shyness after last night and this morning. Hopefully this was her norm in the mornings at least then I was sure to get some peace and quiet out of some part of the day. "So Machiavelli you've deflowered little old me, what do you plan to do with me now, toss me aside like y
I tried the key in the door with as much trepidation as one facing a firing squad. I knew she was going to be pissed all the fuck off, who knows what crazy lady had in store for me. I opened the door to complete quiet, not a sound, I walked down the long ass hallway and got my first surprise, my bedroom door was standing open. My heart started racing out of my fucking chest, where the fuck was she? My head started doing some buzzing shit and I felt like I was about to black the fuck out. If my enemies had gotten to her, if they had harmed one hair on her fucking head I'm going to turn this motherfucking city into a river of blood. It was then I heard a noise coming from the kitchen and drew my gun. I'd let Mikey and Tony go because all they were doing was getting on my fucking nerves, humming the fucking wedding march and shit. I crept down the hallway, gun at the ready until I reached the kitchen. This fucking girl, what was I go
Ma lead the way into the noisy club, looking around with a smile on her face, like she knew what mouth looked like. Then again with these two ya yas she probably knew down to my girls' shoe size. Big mouthed fucks. Wait till I get them alone, they had the good sense to stick close to their wives. I don't fuck with my sisters, you ever seen a pissed off feral cat, well tie two of them together in a sack and you have Anna and Sophia, and that's on a good day. Teresa came over all gushing smiles. "Hello Mrs. Flanagan, so nice of you to join us this evening." "Hello Teresa, how are you dear?" Mom is a diplomat down to her toes, she hated it when she suspected I was banging Teresa, I had to keep reassuring her that I had no intention of marrying the other woman, that she was just a distraction, no matter what she thought. Mom had to be satisfied with that, I'm a man after all, I had needs. Imagine the embarrassment of d
Ma's mouth was hanging open, meanwhile my sisters were looking like they didn't know whether to laugh or take her down, though we were already on the floor. When Tony and Mikey started laughing their asses off it broke the ice and I helped us both up off the ground, keeping my arm round her as I turned her to face ma. Ma was beaming, see she understood crazy, she'd given birth to enough of it, raised it, lived it, she knew crazy, crazy was right up her alley. I'm telling you, the woman is a saint. "Well hello Arianna, that's quite an entrance you made there.""I'm so sorry Mrs. Flanagan; I don't know what came over me." "Of course you do, and I accept the compliment, you thought I was Shane's date didn't you?"Uh...um...well...."The Mouth had no words, will wonders never cease. "Don't give it a second thought dear, come sit here by me." She walked over and sat between ma and Anna, with Sophia leaning over to get into the convers
I playfully begged her not to off the poor woman. The fact is; Mouth has a spreadsheet on every person who has anything to do with our son's school. She ain't collecting that shit to invite them over for tea. "Mouth, your pregnant ass can't fight, let me handle it okay." "What're you gonna do Shane? Talk her to death?" I ignored her snippy ass and went back to entertaining my kid. Mouth had lasted two years before I bred her ass again, not from lack of my trying. Her body just seems to work that way, because as soon as Lily turned two, I bred her ass again. I think it has something to do with her nursing shit. I heard the hospice rejects pulling my back door before they trooped into my damn house. Her old man headed straight for my kid and took her off my lap. I'm tired of threatening him over that shit too; no one listens to me anymore. Poppy dropped down on the chair beside me while uncle Al checked the pots like this was the fucking local eatery. "What's wrong w
I sat up again and covered her lips as I moved inside her. I slipped one of my hands between us and found her clit. I fucked until she got off and then stopped, taking soft little nibbles of her lip before pulling back to look at her. "What is it then?" "I was thinking... Since we already have Shane Junior, could we name this one after my dad?" "Roberto Flanagan? You'd be shooting motherfuckers everyday for beating up your kid for that fucked up name." Her face turned thunderous and she looked like she was giving serious thought to maiming me. My dick got harder, longer. "Then we should give him both his names. Roberto Rossi." "Mouth, I know you're an independent, strong willed, bad ass, Beyoncé loving bitch, but don't go too far. Don't forget who's the man here. My son will never have another man's name, no matter who." She gave me one of her looks and teased my nipple with her nail. "Fine, then can we call him Ari?" Her face blushed and I won
"You know, a gift for having the kid, that's what they call them." "How the fuck would you know? You don't have a kid Tony." "The girls be talking and we be listening, just forget all that and get her some shit." "Like what jewelry? Does Mouth look like the kind of female to go for that shit?" "Bro, all females like jewelry even the ones who pretend they don't. Besides it doesn't have to be jewelry. She's your woman you should know what she likes, get her something she would appreciate." "Fuck no I'm not getting her murdering ass no bow and arrow." The two idiots rolled their eyes at me and moved the fuck on. Thank fuck, I was enjoying junior before they came with their shit. Fuck, what am I supposed to get her? Ma might know, yeah. Nah I have to figure this one on my own, if I go running to ma for advice the mouthy one might find out and ride my ass. *** "Mob boy what's this?" I threw the key on the bed next to her and dropped d
I picked her up and yelled for her team who came running. I directed them to her bags and rushed outside as fast as I could while carrying her. "Breathe Mouth." I fell into the breathing exercise easily as I placed her in the back seat and got in beside her. She had a death grip on my hand as Mikey and Tony came running. We peeled out into the night with a caravan behind us. Mouth would choose the dinner hour to do this shit when everybody and their mother were on the damn street. "Drive Mikey." Basically I was telling him to mow down any motherfucker that got in the way. I don't recall much of what happened once we reached the hospital. I only know that I never left her side. There were voices all around us but I couldn't tell you what any of them said. Mouth was doing her best but she was in a bad way. When she wasn't digging holes in my hand and screaming bloody murder, she was giving me the stink eye. "This is bullshit." She'd just had a contraction so I though
I was making my way to our bedroom with the new stuffed toy in my arms. It was like the tenth one I'd bought in the last month. This one was about three feet tall, and cute. Mouth will probably hook him up with her surveillance shit. She'd turned the nursery into a showroom for NASA. There were more cameras and recording shit in there than the damn space shuttle. I think Mouth has ADHD or some fuck. More like she hasn't offed anyone in a long time and she's fiending. It has been a rough few months with me trying to blend the two families and keeping her ass out of it. It makes her crazy but I threatened everyone that if they went around me this time they'd be done no matter who the fuck. That had kept her ass quiet so far but I think that had more to do with the child growing in her womb than anything else. It sure hasn't done anything about her damn mouth. One mystery that still baffles me to this day though, is her new relationship with Jimmy. For some reason t
I took my life in my hands and knocked on the door. Ma of course answered the door and went into warrior mode when she saw it was me. I held the flowers behind my back out of view of her nosy ass. "Where's Mouth?" "Shane you can't be here, shoo." "Ma, those women in there decent?" I moved to go by her in the door and she tried to slam that shit in my face. "Ma stop fuck... ah ma, get Mouth." Hell if I'm begging her in my own house. "Mouth." When she realized I wasn't going away she turned back into the room and called my girl. "You have five minutes." She gave me the stink eye and closed the door in my face. A vision opened the door and stepped out. It took me a minute to realize that ma wasn't playing a joke. "Mouth, is that you?" I reached out a hand to touch her hair and dropped for fear that I would mess it up. She started to say something smart when she stopped and sniffed the air. I saw the tears start to gather in her eyes and brought the special bouq
"Oh for fuck sake." I was finally at the end of my rope with the women around here and their shit. Mouth was in the middle of a tug of war, me on one side ma on the other. Apparently we weren't allowed to see each other the night before the wedding. "I feel really bad for you and whatever asshole came up with that one, she's not sleeping away from me." Ma had given up scolding me for cussing about five minutes after she dropped her little bombshell. She was trying to take my woman out of my house for the night and thought all she had to do was tell me as they were sneaking out the door. "I told you he wouldn't go for it Pia. You need to calm down mob boy. It's just across the yard." I leaned over into her face and finally tugged her away from ma. "You're not sleeping any fucking where but here." Why do I always have to repeat myself? In the last week or so leading up to the wedding that was turning into more of a production than the second coming, these people have tried
"I'm hungry. What do we have to eat?" Mouth headed for the fridge as soon as we got in the house. It was damn near five o'clock in the morning and we'd just landed. I nodded for the twins to disappear to their place, which was between our home and my parents on the grounds. "Mouth sit down I'll make breakfast." "I don't want breakfast, I want...Parmesan." She rubbed her hands together and rummaged through the freezer for chicken I guess. I'm tired as fuck but if she wants that shit I'll help her make it. Fuck I know about Italian food. She defrosted the chicken and the homemade sauce that she and her uncle had made a few days ago, all the while talking to me about what we had to do in the coming days to get ready for the wedding. Now I know I'm a cold motherfucker, but I don't think I've ever gone out on a hit and came back home to make a three course meal. I helped as much as I could. Okay I boiled the water for pasta. By the time Poppy and the others came straggling in
She squeezed my hand before pulling away and heading for the door. I wanted to call out to her, to tell her let me just put one in him through the window, but had to bite my tongue before I gave us away. I was right on her ass though when she burst through the door. Tommy jumped up from his chair and reached for his gun on the side table. Before his hand could connect there was a whistling sound in the air as she released the arrow. I hadn't even seen her notch that shit. She missed. The shot had gone through his shoulder with such force that it had driven him back and pinned him to the wall, but it wasn't her usual kill shot to the head. Fuck! I didn't look back when I heard the others come into the room behind me, but kept my eyes on her. Her breathing didn't even accelerate as she approached him. His eyes went wide and he seemed more afraid of her than the shit in his shoulder. "You... can't be. You're dead." What the fuck? Had he tried to kill her too? Then it hit me;