"Okay, okay. What do you want?" Preston asked, half snarling. The bell for next class went.
"Make it quick!"
"Fine, fine! Sheesh, demanding much?" I cleared my throat, taking my sweet time. "I want
Preston to become my personal slave for, say, the rest of the school year." His mouth droppedopen, but I continued. "See? I can be reasonable. Oh, and Miss Brooks, you have to pass me inChemistry with an A. Peace, losers""And you promise - " Miss Brooks grabbed my arm, chewing her perfectly manicured nail - wow,
she must really be stressed. "You promise, that none of 'this' will ever be heard of again?""Cross my heart and hope to die" I chirp, taking a seat near the front of the class. Yeah, it was a
coincidence I had Chemistry next, right? They stood there for a while looking at me. Prestonlooked at me with disgust and Miss Brooks looked distressed."I hate you so much right now - I swear, I wouldn't reconsider chopping you up" He glared,
taking a seat farthest away from me in the class."Hey! The feeling's mutual, pal! I wasn't the one getting smoochy with the new teacher" I
hollered, trying to hold back a laugh at his panicked expression when the class started filing in."Okay class." She smiled weakly, stuttering a little. "Today we are going to be taking a look at
chemical reactions."I grinned, wondering how everything just seemed to link to each other. She talked a little, until
another 'innuendo' popped up."Now, do you think that there will be some chemistry between these two substances?" She said,
addressing the class. Well, I was a part of the class too, wasn't I?"Of course, Ma'am! I think there's going to be some pretty hot, intense chemistry here!" I
answered her, holding back the laughter which threatened to escape me. Preston glared darklyfrom his end of the room."Um, that is actually the wrong - " I raised my eyebrows, almost daring her to go on. "Um, never
mind." I smiled in agreement, and leaned back in my chair, hands behind my hand.Well, at least now there's one class which I won't have to worry about. Maybe if I caught Preston
hooking up with my Maths teacher, then I won't have to worry about useless stuff like Algebraand Formulae anymore. I pictured Preston locking lips with Mr Woods. It could happen - I'll justwait for the day Preston makes the 'change' . His gayness doesn't seem so far off - he could joinCarson!School came to an end and I leaned against my car, waiting for Natalie. I just had to tell her
everything that had happened today. Instead, my pet slave strode over, glaring. I shouldprobably tell him he'll get frown lines - whoops, too late."I need to talk to you" He hissed, looking around to make sure no one was listening.
"Make it snappy, slave" I clicked my fingers, feeling powerful. Now I know why people become
CEOs and stuff. It was like a red bull for your ego - and it felt awesome."I need to go over some of the rules and conditions and - wait, what did you call me?" He
stopped mid flow, his dumb, slow brain only catching up now."I called you a slave. S-L-A-V-E. Oh, and my first order for you is to shut up. Natalie's coming!" I
informed him happily, as she bounced over, suddenly turning she-hulk when she saw Prestonwas here."What do you want, butt slime?" She snarled, clenching her fists. I looked on, amused, as she
practically strangled Preston. I decided to save his filthy self before he turned blue."Whoa, Nat. Calm down - let's try to not kill the slave while we have him" I smirked, as she
slowly released him and turned to me, closing her eyes."I'm not going to ask why. I'm not going to ask why. I'm going to savor this moment of revenge
and glory for a few seconds longer - " She announced, bowing her head. After a few moments,she lifted her head, grinning. "And now it's time to bring on the love!""Love? What the hell is going on? What is your retard of a friend talking about?" Preston turned
to me, exasperated. Eh, it's his loss that he can't keep up with a simple conversation."She means what you deserve. Don't fool yourself thinking we can actually stand your presence
here" I chuckled, patting his head like the dog he was. "Run along, slave. It's time for you to letthe adults talk now!""Adults? Whatever! I still need to go over the rules with you - "
"Er, no you don't. You. Are. A. Slave" I told him, stretching out the slave. "You cannot make any
of the decisions - that is the grown ups job, okay?" I stressed each syllable for him."Oh! I have to tell you something, Avery!" Natalie beamed, practically jumping up and down.
"Okay then - get in the car, Nat. I'll order you around tomorrow, slave." I winked at him, getting in
the driver's seat. He stood there, opening and closing his mouth like a goldfish. That could enddisastrously for him - the last fish I had ended up dead on the roof. Don't ask how Bubbles gotthere. I'm certain that's how Preston is going to end up when I'm done with him - dead. Orsomething close, anyways."Well, you know Sierra in my mathletes club - "
"No, I don't know Sierra from nerd club" I smirked, paying attention to the road.
"Avery! Anyways, she wants revenge. Something about the let downs of today's society and the
color pink" Natalie's face scrunched up in confusion. "Anyways, Sierra wants revenge fromDeana!" She finished, happily. I braked hard, me and Natalie jerked forwards. Luckily, it was ared light."Deana you say? Finally, a revenge plot I can sink my teeth into!" I smiled, a plan forming in my mind. "And I have just the prank."
"Did you remember to bring everything for the prank?" Natalie asked, bouncing excitedly in her seat. "Duh, we're getting revenge on Deana - of course, I remembered everything!" I snapped, annoyed with her now. She'd been asking me the same question since last night - she even texted me 67 times. "Fine, fine. Sheesh, moody much" She grumbled, still jumping in her seat. "What is up with your butt, dude? Is there like a bouncy ball stuck there?" I smirked, and she stopped with a glare. "Ew, Avery. Argh - I did not need that mental image!" She huffed, folding her arms. "Hey, it sure looked like you did. If you do, I know this great surgeon - I'm sure he'd be more than happy to remove it for you" I smirked, parking the car in the school parking lot. "Urgh, you're so annoying sometimes!" She groaned, slamming the door. "I need a pick me up" She trailed off. Her eyes lit up when she spotted Preston walking towards us. "Hey, Avery, can I make use of our personal slave?" She asked, grin
"What is that thing?" Preston asked, scrunching up his nose in disgust. "That smells foul."I smirked. Oh, he has no idea how foul this stuff is.We were inside his car, parked a few houses away from Deana's, prepping for the prank. At this hour, the ditzy blond was still in school, waving her pom poms like a lunatic, and her parents were not at home because they were still at work.All this worked in our favor.The prank that we were about to do is going to be awesome. Originally, I wanted to save this for Preston, just in case he failed at being a competent slave, but he deserved something... harsher, perhaps? I don't know - all I know is that getting him stinky didn't pack a punch to the gut. His punishment should have more ompf and a show stopper, if you know what I'm saying.I mixed the substance with a spoon; the ingredients of this stinky wonder will have any human being vomit:4 egg yolks, 2 tablespoons of vinegar and olive oil. You whisk them together in a bowl until all ingr
(Avery at age 13)I was heading to the lunch room when Preston, the most popular guy in school, shoved me tothe side like a rag doll.He narrowed his eyes to thin slits at me. "Move it loser!" he sneered.I didn't know why he hated me so much but like the coward that I was, I just looked down to theground and fidgeted with the hem of my oversized t-shirt."I'm sorry Preston," I mumbled softly."What?" He asked as he cupped his ear with his hand. “I didn’t hear what you said.”I heaved a sigh and looked up. "I said I was sorry."He smirked. "That's what I thought. Now move."I stepped to the side and let him through. He bumped my shoulders on purpose making mestumble a bit but I regained my footing. I composed myself and watched him walk away with hisfriends laughing about it. I swore I could hear him say "She's so pathetic. I don't know why sheexists in this world."Well, I was wondering why I even existed in this world also.Preston.That name alone had my heart accelerated, ham
4 years laterDude,” Natalie complained while rubbing her shoulders back and forth from the cold. ” I'mfreezing my ass off right now. How long are we going to stay here?"If she wasn’t my best friend, I would have bashed her head in for being whiny. "I told you towear something warm but noooo, you just have to wear a tank top," I whispered at her whilegiving a disapproving look."But Ave,” she whined like a bratty kid. “Lara Croft wears spandex but still looks hot."I glowered at the stupidity of her thoughts. Why was she comparing herself to a gamecharacter? Did she plan on freezing herself to death or was she thinking she was thatindestructible? Either way, I didn’t want to find out."Lara Croft doesn't catch hypothermia because she is a game character. She's.Not.Real."I saidemphasizing each word like she was retarded."Will you two warthogs shut up,” my gay friend, Evan, said while wrapping his arms aroundhimself shivering. Another idiot who forgot to wear something warm “An
For the next few days, the uproar over Carson's preference for guys was still at its peak. Even when he passed through the hallways, people around would start laughing - did I mention that the pictures were all over people's websites and social profiles. His picture on Facebook got at least 10K likes - and still counting. Right now, he was sitting at the Popular Table, glaring my way. I was actually surprised he was still allowed there, what with his public humiliation and all. I give him a middle finger salute, smirking when he snarled back."He looks like he wants to shove the state of Texas down your throat" Natalie mused, munching on her sandwich thoughtfully."Gee thanks, Nat" I rolled my eyes, looking away from him. "That's done wonders in the comforting department""It wasn't meant to be comforting" She grinned, shrugging."No seriously - don't become a social worker or a nurse - and I'm already feeling sorry for your kids" I smirked, shaking my head at her. "Besides, he brough
"What is that thing?" Preston asked, scrunching up his nose in disgust. "That smells foul."I smirked. Oh, he has no idea how foul this stuff is.We were inside his car, parked a few houses away from Deana's, prepping for the prank. At this hour, the ditzy blond was still in school, waving her pom poms like a lunatic, and her parents were not at home because they were still at work.All this worked in our favor.The prank that we were about to do is going to be awesome. Originally, I wanted to save this for Preston, just in case he failed at being a competent slave, but he deserved something... harsher, perhaps? I don't know - all I know is that getting him stinky didn't pack a punch to the gut. His punishment should have more ompf and a show stopper, if you know what I'm saying.I mixed the substance with a spoon; the ingredients of this stinky wonder will have any human being vomit:4 egg yolks, 2 tablespoons of vinegar and olive oil. You whisk them together in a bowl until all ingr
"Did you remember to bring everything for the prank?" Natalie asked, bouncing excitedly in her seat. "Duh, we're getting revenge on Deana - of course, I remembered everything!" I snapped, annoyed with her now. She'd been asking me the same question since last night - she even texted me 67 times. "Fine, fine. Sheesh, moody much" She grumbled, still jumping in her seat. "What is up with your butt, dude? Is there like a bouncy ball stuck there?" I smirked, and she stopped with a glare. "Ew, Avery. Argh - I did not need that mental image!" She huffed, folding her arms. "Hey, it sure looked like you did. If you do, I know this great surgeon - I'm sure he'd be more than happy to remove it for you" I smirked, parking the car in the school parking lot. "Urgh, you're so annoying sometimes!" She groaned, slamming the door. "I need a pick me up" She trailed off. Her eyes lit up when she spotted Preston walking towards us. "Hey, Avery, can I make use of our personal slave?" She asked, grin
"Okay, okay. What do you want?" Preston asked, half snarling. The bell for next class went."Make it quick!""Fine, fine! Sheesh, demanding much?" I cleared my throat, taking my sweet time. "I wantPreston to become my personal slave for, say, the rest of the school year." His mouth droppedopen, but I continued. "See? I can be reasonable. Oh, and Miss Brooks, you have to pass me inChemistry with an A. Peace, losers""And you promise - " Miss Brooks grabbed my arm, chewing her perfectly manicured nail - wow,she must really be stressed. "You promise, that none of 'this' will ever be heard of again?""Cross my heart and hope to die" I chirp, taking a seat near the front of the class. Yeah, it was acoincidence I had Chemistry next, right? They stood there for a while looking at me. Prestonlooked at me with disgust and Miss Brooks looked distressed."I hate you so much right now - I swear, I wouldn't reconsider chopping you up" He glared,taking a seat farthest away from me in the cla
For the next few days, the uproar over Carson's preference for guys was still at its peak. Even when he passed through the hallways, people around would start laughing - did I mention that the pictures were all over people's websites and social profiles. His picture on Facebook got at least 10K likes - and still counting. Right now, he was sitting at the Popular Table, glaring my way. I was actually surprised he was still allowed there, what with his public humiliation and all. I give him a middle finger salute, smirking when he snarled back."He looks like he wants to shove the state of Texas down your throat" Natalie mused, munching on her sandwich thoughtfully."Gee thanks, Nat" I rolled my eyes, looking away from him. "That's done wonders in the comforting department""It wasn't meant to be comforting" She grinned, shrugging."No seriously - don't become a social worker or a nurse - and I'm already feeling sorry for your kids" I smirked, shaking my head at her. "Besides, he brough
4 years laterDude,” Natalie complained while rubbing her shoulders back and forth from the cold. ” I'mfreezing my ass off right now. How long are we going to stay here?"If she wasn’t my best friend, I would have bashed her head in for being whiny. "I told you towear something warm but noooo, you just have to wear a tank top," I whispered at her whilegiving a disapproving look."But Ave,” she whined like a bratty kid. “Lara Croft wears spandex but still looks hot."I glowered at the stupidity of her thoughts. Why was she comparing herself to a gamecharacter? Did she plan on freezing herself to death or was she thinking she was thatindestructible? Either way, I didn’t want to find out."Lara Croft doesn't catch hypothermia because she is a game character. She's.Not.Real."I saidemphasizing each word like she was retarded."Will you two warthogs shut up,” my gay friend, Evan, said while wrapping his arms aroundhimself shivering. Another idiot who forgot to wear something warm “An
(Avery at age 13)I was heading to the lunch room when Preston, the most popular guy in school, shoved me tothe side like a rag doll.He narrowed his eyes to thin slits at me. "Move it loser!" he sneered.I didn't know why he hated me so much but like the coward that I was, I just looked down to theground and fidgeted with the hem of my oversized t-shirt."I'm sorry Preston," I mumbled softly."What?" He asked as he cupped his ear with his hand. “I didn’t hear what you said.”I heaved a sigh and looked up. "I said I was sorry."He smirked. "That's what I thought. Now move."I stepped to the side and let him through. He bumped my shoulders on purpose making mestumble a bit but I regained my footing. I composed myself and watched him walk away with hisfriends laughing about it. I swore I could hear him say "She's so pathetic. I don't know why sheexists in this world."Well, I was wondering why I even existed in this world also.Preston.That name alone had my heart accelerated, ham