Patton snuck blueberries into something Payton was eating. When Payton got better, he switched Patton’s sunscreen with suntan lotion making sure he got much sun. Yep, pops beat both of their asses.Then there's dear old brother Presley, who’s the baby and the immense pain in the ass. He got us into
#Chapter463How to make friends and influence enemiesSelenaI couldn’t believe Parker finally asked me out. I still can’t believe he kissed me and told me he likes me. It’s all surreal.We decided on dinner and a haunted house since Halloween was coming. I wanted to do something fun and straightfor
“Since it’s slow, want to have a cupcake with me?” I asked him as he smiled.ParkerSelena grabbed two cupcakes, and we took a seat at a table. I watched her eat her cupcake as I ate mine. That was the thing I liked about her. She got the most pleasure out of the simplest things, such as a cupcake.
#Chapter464Sage advice, I thinkParkerGrammy and Grampa are visiting from Florida. Our parents required us to visit them, especially grandpa and his brothers. It didn’t matter, considering they were staying at Grandpa’s house, anyway.We arrived, as did the others, as they greeted us and hugged ea
#Chapter465A Halloween dateParkerTonight, was the night I’m taking Selena out on an actual date. I took her to a haunted house that was at a carnival. My brothers and parents tagged along since they were going to the carnival too. Figures.I informed them all not to interfere. My family informed
#Chapter466Miscommunication at its bestSelenaAfter my date with Parker, all I could think about was him. I couldn’t wait to hang out with him again. The only problem was other people had something in mind for us.I walked into the school and over to my locker to grab some books when I overheard s
“The last time I checked, you’re the only girl I’m dating,” I informed her, getting irritated.“Well, now you’re free to date whoever the hell you want. Don’t worry about me; I’ll find another place to live and go back to digging through dumpsters. At least I know that’s real because it’s easier tha
#Chapter467A new understandingParkerAs I stayed with Selena, we reached a new understanding. She didn’t jump to conclusions, and I didn’t feel the need to buy her a trampoline. Although my parents weren’t exactly ecstatic to find out we missed school. They were even more upset to find out the rea