Drowning

When I opened my eyes, I saw two things: metal pipe and a lot of fucking dirt. I was having trouble breathing and at first I couldn’t tell why. I then realized something was on top of me.

More like someone.

“Cedric.” I groaned. “Wake up and get off of me.”

He grunted and slowly got up. “That fucking hurt.” He grumbled as he helped me up.

I lifted my head to see that we were deep underground in some kind of hole. 

“What the fuck happened?” I asked. 

“We fell.” Cedric informed me.

“Thank you for that Ced, I had no fucking clue we fell in a hole!”

“Don’t yell at me, it’s not my fault!”

“Actually, it is your fault because the only reason we’re on this horrid journey in this stupid hole in the ground is because you bit me instead of asking me to marry you!”

“I did ask you to marry me!&