Chapter 1 Demon Goddess

Yun Zhongjun is a male immortal who ascended to heaven as soon as he was born. He is the only one in heaven throughout the ages .

He was very proud of this.

When Yun Zhongjun first entered the Heavenly Court, the Jade Emperor ordered the Supreme Lord to hold the mirror in front of the Jinluan Hall and take pictures again and again of him in the center of the hall, who was dressed in lake blue robes and had an unparalleled appearance, but could not take the picture. What did he become?

Finally, the Emperor of Heaven looked at the mass of free and unbridled Qi reflected in the mirror, stroking his beard and sighed:

"There are talented people in every generation, and the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead - forget it , since destiny has made you ascend to heaven and become an immortal, and you have the miraculous ability to control the wind, I will make you the king of the clouds and follow the rain master Jiangnu. You live in the Wind and Rain Palace. Let me confirm one last time, are you really a male immortal?"

In response, Yun Zhongjun shook his lake-blue broad-sleeved robe, revealing a white wrist like a lotus root. He held up his well-proportioned and fair hand, touched his charming face, and then looked at the Jinluan Palace. The Jade Emperor, who was staring at me with his head stretched out, solemnly lowered his head.

The hall suddenly echoed with the regret of the male immortals and the jealousy of the female immortals.

Yunzhongjun Shi Shiran exited the Jinluan Hall and pretended to ask Qiming, the ten-day spiritual official who was leading the way: "Is the Rain Master Jiangnu a female immortal? If I, a male immortal, live in the same palace with her, I'm afraid it will tarnish her reputation. Festival?"

Unexpectedly, the little spirit official looked at him with a very strange look: "My dear immortal, I am afraid that you are the only one in the whole world who would regard the Rain Master Jiang Nu as a female immortal."

When Yun Zhongjun entered the Wind and Rain Palace, the "Fairy Fairy" Jiang Nu lived up to her expectations. A wine jar fell out and smashed at his feet:

"Tell me! You, a guy who is neither male nor female, do you want to tease me!"

Yun Zhongjun looked at Jiang Nu 's pretty drunken face and smiled: "More than just teasing, I'm also planning how to climb into your bed in the middle of the night."

After Jiang Nu heard this , she put her hands on Liu's waist and gave him a smile as if she were a close friend after drinking.

The little lingguan Qiming covered his pure ears, wailing and knocked out of the Wind and Rain Palace with a crumbling plaque.

From then on, Lord Yun Zhong was called Lord Yun Zhong. Even though he had been in Heaven for almost two hundred years, no one thought of giving him another name. And he was too lazy to think of a sour name for himself.

Anyway, when he opened his eyes for the first time, he arrived in heaven, just like a newborn. Yun Zhongjun was just Yunzhongjun, it was just a name, wouldn’t it be the same if he was used to it?

Of course, this Yunzhongjun Master has also become the most beautiful man in heaven, Yunzhongjun, whom the female fairies fear and the male fairies despise.

Yunzhong Junsi was actually very grievances in his heart. He never used his words but his hands. His hobby was nothing more than painting the graceful figures of beauties with the wonderful strokes in his hand. The slightly less impressive thing is that in order to paint a picture of Fairy Chang'e looking forward to the lake, she was chased by Wu Gang, who was chopping trees in the Moon Palace, with an axe.

Is this worthy of being rated as the number one color in heaven by the immortals?

Even the skinned and white-haired widow Lei Mu had to walk around when she saw him. He was really aggrieved.

Sexy but not obscene, can you understand?

Yushi Jiangnu often shook the wine jar in her hand and pointed at him with her tongue: "I say Yun Zhongjun, why do you love to cling to girls like Lingjun so much?"

"Hey, aren't I trying to develop more comradeship with my fellow women? God is about to entrust a great responsibility to me, a seven-foot man. How can I not understand the worries and comfort the sisters?"

The wolf tail behind Yun Zhongjun's buttocks waggled , and his eyes were so bright that Jiang Nu's pretty little face turned pale.

If he hadn't accidentally provoked the female devil in Yuexi Spring, he could have been so happy developing a spiritual "colleague" friendship with the beauties of the three realms——

The music of the heavenly clock came from far away from the morning and dusk platform - it was three quarters of the hour, and it seemed that it was already evening in the mortal world.

Today, Lord Yun Zhong received a decree from the Vientiane Department , saying that he wanted to bring a heavy rain to the wilderness at this moment .

Heavy rain is nothing more than wind and rain. Considering the attitude of the widow Lei Mu towards him now, I am afraid that she cannot ask her to blast a few giant thunders to create atmosphere .

Early in the morning, Yun Zhongjun finished teasing the little palace maid Yuchen , and was about to seduce the seven fairies with morning glow beside the palace door. As soon as he opened the palace door, he saw Si Lu in a blue robe from a distance. Xingjun was walking slowly, and the Quenan servant in his palace was holding a stack of official documents on a plate as usual, trotting behind him with his two short legs, and kept reporting to Si Lu. What? Si Lu still walked with a face that had been frozen for ten thousand years and listened quietly.

Yun Zhongjun hurriedly stepped back to the palace and gently opened the palace door.

Si Lu walked in front of Yunzhongjun's palace , turned his eyes aside and cast a faint glance in the direction of the palace door. Yunzhongjun tried his best to shrink back behind the door.

When he caught a glimpse of Si Lu's tall and elegant figure gradually disappearing into the morning glow, he just exhaled and lost interest in teasing the fairy. He stood up and went to the other side of the main hall to find the wine jar Jiang Nu. The wind spreads the rain.

Sure enough, Jiang Nu was drunk in the bedroom again.

The place where the drunk Jiang Nu rested this time really refreshed Yun Zhongjun's understanding of her - it was actually under the bed.

"Jiang Nu, get up quickly, Lingjun and the others are going to make a heavy rain today." He kicked the woman in white who had collapsed into a pile of mud under the bed.

"Huh? Bu Yu? Okay..." Jiang Nu crawled out from under the bed with a pair of drunken eyes, held the bed board, and made a feint of spreading the quilt.

"Eh? Why can't I put this quilt down?" Jiang Nu bent down and looked closely at the ebony bed board, puzzled.

Yun Zhongjun couldn't help but hold his forehead, and was about to stop him when he heard this guy yell, press down on the bed board and press hard:

"My aunt still doesn't believe it, even a single quilt can't even be laid flat!"

There was a loud noise and the bed collapsed. Well, now not only the quilt has been spread out, but also the bed has been spread out by you.

I said, Xiao Jiangnu, if you come and beg to squeeze into my bed at night, do you think I should agree, agree, or agree?

Yun Zhongjun couldn't help but feel a little discord in his heart.

But looking at Jiang Nu's slender figure under the white clothes, he still felt his little heart leaping for joy - it has been taught since ancient times that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

Colleagues should maintain a pure collegial relationship.

Yun Zhongjun was so moved by his greatness that he sighed deeply. He grabbed Jiang Nu, who was still moving the bed board, and teleported to the junction between heaven and earth .

"W-where are you making rain? Burp—" Jiang Nu's pretty red face came close to Yun Zhongjun, she shined an unceremonious light on his face and let out a wine burp.

He waved his hand depressingly to disperse the smell of alcohol from his nose , pointed to the west and said:

"Today we are going to bring heavy rain to the wilderness. Just wait , I will blow the wind first to give the creatures in the mortal world some psychological preparation, and then you will bring rain..."

Unexpectedly, before he could finish waving his elegant lake blue sleeves, waving the wind and cloud fan in his hand, and reciting the wind prayers in three steps , Jiang Nu had already staggered towards that place and was lying on top of the clouds. Facing the lower realm, there was a burst of vomiting, and for a while, there was lightning and thunder, and there was a heavy rain, and the rain was so hearty.

Yun Zhongjun felt that his profession had been ignored and insulted like never before.

Extremely depressed, he asked the Barefoot Immortal for the key to the overpass, and he quickly descended into the mortal world along the overpass.

In the vast expanse of wilderness, there was only one point deep in the forest where heavy rain was falling continuously, while the surrounding area was dry and dry. It was as precise and focused as the tea master beside Emperor Wenchang pouring tea, without staining anywhere else. .

With the heavy rain falling like this, is this considered dereliction of duty? He felt a pain in the back of his head.

He waved his hand and threw out a small walnut in his sleeve, and heard Jiang Nu curse and roar from the side of the cloud :

"Who is it? Who smashed the walnuts? Who dares to do such a cruel thing to me!"

Listening to the rare sober voice gradually fading away, Yun Zhongjun hurriedly walked through the wild forest where the heavy rain had stopped , secretly praying that Jiang Nu's nonsense did not cause the mortal beings to die in vain - for God's sake, How difficult is it to write a copywriting report on an emergency?

He looked around in the forest and was surprised to find a hot spring filled with fairy energy deep in the forest .

Next to the hot spring is a small wooden house that has been repeatedly ravaged by the heavy rain just now.

It is said to be a wooden house, but in fact it cannot be regarded as a wooden house.

This wooden house that was once called "Wooden House" has been split into a pile of wooden boards by the heavy rain.

A little fox with golden fur was curled up on a former wooden bed and shivering. Its fur was soaked through and dripping water.

He looked around and found that the heavy rain was only hitting the wooden house. Why didn't the little fox escape from the wooden house, but stayed here and let the heavy rain hit him?

Without thinking too much, he stepped forward and picked up the little fox, casting a spell to dry its wet fur.

When the little fox finally returned to its normal body temperature and opened its eyes to look at Yun Zhongjun, he actually saw human-like tears welling up in its eyes.

What's even more strange is that, somewhere in the dark, Yun Zhongjun feels that he seems familiar with this little fox.

He leaned over and put down the little fox, smiling apologetically:

"Uh, I'm sorry, little guy. It was my friend who was being too naughty and damaged your wooden house. How about I help you build a new stone house? This way your house will not be easy to build in the future. broken."

Yun Zhongjun waved his hand, and a beautiful small stone house appeared in front of him.

He knelt down and patted the little fox on the head, then stretched out his hand to guide:

"Go, this house will be yours from now on. I've also made a bunch of wild game for you, enough for you to eat for a few months."

After saying that, he stood up to leave, but the little fox hugged his legs tightly with a pair of small claws .

Yun Zhongjun frowned and asked, "Are you not satisfied? How about I help you change into a female fox?"

The little fox shook his head wildly. He was in a dilemma - it seemed that this little fox had a very high pursuit, so it was difficult to handle now.

But the little fox was obviously very smart. It pointed at the sky with a small paw , then at itself, then at Yun Zhongjun, then it pointed at the sky again, and finally stretched out its neck and made With a flying movement, she stared into his eyes quietly and expectantly, waiting for him to speak.

"You want to go to heaven with me?" He was actually talking seriously to a little fox, which made Yun Zhongjun feel terrible.

The little fox nodded wildly.

Yun Zhongjun frowned: "But there are rules in the sky. You can't just take mortal creatures up there. If I take you up to the sky, you will be stopped by the Barefoot Immortal as soon as you reach the entrance of the overpass... I almost crashed it a few days ago. I’m afraid the Barefoot Immortal won’t let the pillars of the Tiansuo Bridge pass easily…”

Thick tears welled up in the little fox's eyes, and he looked pitiful as if he had robbed his wife.

Yun Zhongjun felt guilty for a while because of the pitiful appearance of the little fox, and finally gritted his teeth and said:

"That's all, since you and I can meet here, we are destined. I will take you to heaven secretly first, and I will help you complete the formalities later."

It's really boring in the sky. It would be nice to raise a fox for fun.

"But you must promise me that you will not run around in the heaven, and you must obey me obediently, you know?" Yun Zhongjun squatted down and looked at it solemnly and said.

The little fox stretched out a small fleshy paw, placed it on the back of his hand with a snap, and nodded solemnly.

Just as Yun Zhongjun was about to praise the little fox for his cleverness, the Yuexi Spring beside him suddenly glowed with golden light, emitting a strange luster in the gradually darkening jungle.

Yun Zhongjun felt that this was a kind of summoning light for him - was there some rare treasure under the spring that he wanted to get?

He walked towards the spring, and the little fox behind his feet desperately grabbed the corner of his robe with a small fang.

He looked at the little fox behind him who couldn't help but shake his head, and then at the bright spring water in front of him that was constantly bursting with golden light. He sat silently by the spring, and began to recall in his mind the past when Lingjun had just ascended to heaven, Taibai Jinxing hugged Hou. A thick stack of celestial children’s enlightenment textbooks, and those rare beasts from ancient times to the present that worked overtime to feed him——

Could it be that the fish in this spring is Yingyu ? No, no, Yingyu lives in the Weishui River. Whenever it moves, it will quack like a wild duck. It will not be as quiet as it is now...

Hook snake? This is indeed a monster that can kill people silently. But the hook snake has long been extinct. It has not been seen in the four realms in the past tens of thousands of years. It seems unlikely to appear in this small mortal spring pool...

Red turtle? Those are the beasts on Qingqiu Mountain...

Could it be a shark ? Thinking of the beautiful figures of the shark men and women depicted in the textbook , Yun Zhongjun smiled evilly.

The little fox saw this and took three steps back.

The golden light in the spring became more and more dazzling, and there was a faint sound of the clanging of the golden axe.

No matter - if there are treasures, he will be first come, first served; if there are monsters, he will do justice for heaven.

Regardless, it's a sure-fire deal.

With Yun Zhongjun thinking like this, he broke away from the little fox and plunged into the spring.

The moment he entered the water, the golden light bursting out from somewhere on the spring bed almost blinded him .

After calming down, he swam towards that place.

Before he could take a closer look, he was stunned by a strong air flow.

The pure divine power contained in this aura is definitely not something that a monster with a turbid aura can possess, but rather resembles an ancient god with great divine power.

This is the final kick, to kick or not to kick?

In the end, curiosity defeated the desire to survive, and Yun Zhongjun still arranged his air formation and swam toward the center of the air flow.

When he took a closer look, he discovered that what was stuck deep in the spring bed was actually a black peerless sword!

If you look carefully, you will see that there is an ancient book with the word "Xuanyuan" deeply engraved on the sword .

Xuanyuan...could it be the sword of the ancient God Emperor Xuanyuan ? Unexpectedly, after the God Emperor had been in silence for hundreds of millions of years, his sword would be hidden in such a hidden place in the mortal world!

No wonder the immortal energy of this spring is so strong.

At this moment, the Xuanyuan sword was shaking and tinkling, as if it was about to break out of the ground impatiently.

According to Yun Zhongjun's many years of experience in immersing himself in the Yue Lao Palace's legendary books, this is obviously calling him to pull it out and start a world-shaking great cause from now on.

Yun Zhongjun's blood is boiling in his body - pulling out the Xuanyuan Sword, subduing demons and ghosts, establishing authority over the heaven, commanding the four realms, marrying the Jade Emperor's daughter, reaching the pinnacle of immortality , it is really exciting to think about it. .

So he pulled out the sword in a good manner.

For a moment, the earth shook and the mountains shook, ghosts and gods wept , and a very domineering evil spirit shot through the sky, and he was directly shocked out of the spring.

"Hahahaha - I'm free, free! Xuanyuan, I'm going to eat your bones and peel off your skin, I'm going to make you pay for the blood debt of my brother and sister!"

With a roar of laughter, the demonic aura was dark and enveloping an unidentifiable monster that was rampaging above the hot spring, killing all the nearby flowers, plants and trees.

The little fox grabbed Yun Zhongjun's robe tightly, and Yun Zhongjun chanted the Yangfeng Jue and was about to fight the monster to the death. Unexpectedly, the monster didn't pay attention to him at all, and after a while, he quickly left. Go, and before leaving, he murmured to himself:

"Hey, why is there no one?"

Yun Zhongjun held the peerless sword in his arms, feeling lonely in his heart. He looked at the little fox next to him wetly:

"Did I... get into trouble?"

The little fox covered its eyes with its fleshy claws and nodded its little head in despair.