Chapter 5 Fireworks in the Mortal Realm

When Yun Zhongjun woke up again, he had returned to his bedroom in the Wind and Rain Palace, and what came into view was Si Lu's handsome and paralyzed face.

Yun Zhongjun gave a frivolous smile: "Xiao Zhengze, I didn't expect that you would wait so carefully for me. I'm really sorry for you..."

He was about to touch Si Lu's handsome face.

"Hiss—" There was a sharp pain on his back, and Yun Zhongjun remembered that he had just been injured.

"If you want your injury to heal, don't move." Si Lu's face was paralyzed and his tone was cold and cold.

Yun Zhongjun lay down slumped, turned around and stared at Si Lu , winking and winking.

Si Lu was unmoved . He stood up and picked up the ointment and gauze on the table. He sat on the edge of the bed and reached out to pull off the lingering clothes on Lingjun's back.

" Ouch , my little Zhengze, you are so impatient..."

Yun Zhongjun's words were frivolous, but his hands were tightly pressed against the hem of his clothes - he was always the one who took off people's clothes, and this time he was suddenly being taken off his clothes. Well, he was still a little shy.

"I'll help you change your dressing." Si Lu said calmly.

Yun Zhongjun looked around, and he was the only two people who closed the door and stayed in the inner hall.

It would be hypocritical to refuse any more. Yun Zhongjun took off his obscene clothes and lay on the bed waiting for Si Lu to apply the medicine .

Si Lu's calloused hands were moistened with cold ointment and he carefully and gently wiped Yun Zhongjun's wound, then spread it over the surrounding skin. Wherever it touched, layers of heat waves arose on his body . Your heart stirred, and your thief's heart arose again——

"Ouch~ So cool~ Xiao Zhengze, your skills are so good~"

"Hmm~ That's right there, that's right there~ Well, it's great~"

"Ah, I'm going to die, I'm going to die~"

…

Yun Zhongjun's screams became more and more charming and romantic, so ecstatic that he almost believed it to be true——

"Ah!" Yun Zhongjun screamed, Si Lu raised the hand that had just pinched the soft flesh of his waist, and a slight blush appeared on his fair and handsome face:

"If you want the Jade Emperor to take you to the Heavenly Palace for interrogation tomorrow, you can scream more cheerfully."

Yun Zhongjun turned over and looked at the expression on Si Lu's face with satisfaction , his eyes as charming as silk:

"I really want to be punished by the Jade Emperor for the crime of fornication, and send you and me to the abyss of the netherworld together , just in time to become free and carefree wild mandarin ducks."

Si Lu gave Yunzhongjun a look, and Yunzhongjun laughed so hard that he was invulnerable.

"By the way, Xiao Zhengze," Yun Zhongjun stopped laughing and asked, "That day on the bridge..."

"The Dragon Emperor of the East China Sea has found out that the official guarding the entrance to the East China Sea Sky Bridge took bribes and secretly put the monster in the void. That official has been executed." Si Lu recovered from facial paralysis and spoke calmly, Yun Zhongjun felt in his heart Deeply regretful.

"Oh...then are they-"

"It was the three tribes of demons and monsters in the Void Realm summoned by the female demon who were ordered by the female demon to do this. The demon clan is still neutral and has not participated." Si Lu said .

Uh ... could it be that Si Lu was transformed by a roundworm in his belly?

After Yun Zhongjun finished asking, thinking about the female slaves , he lay back on the bed.

"Your swordsmanship has improved." Si Lu suddenly said again.

"How do you know that my swordsmanship has improved?" Yun Zhongjun blurted out.

Si Lu was stunned for a moment , then said in a normal tone: "I passed by your palace before and saw you practicing."

Um? Why didn't he remember that he practiced swordsmanship in the Wind and Rain Palace before getting the Xuanyuan Sword?

"The Xuanyuan Sword is heavy and not suitable for your magic. Why don't you use your Fengyun Fan again?" Si Lu asked again.

Uh --that white fluffy fan? Every time he uses it, Yun Zhongjun feels like he is dancing with the fan-dancing goddesses in cool clothes in the Golden Palace ...

"If you like to use swords, I will make one more suitable for you in a while."

"You can also forge swords?" Yun Zhongjun was surprised.

Si Lu's face was paralyzed and he asked: "Is it strange?"

Well, after getting along with each other these days, no matter what happens to Si Lu in the future, Yun Zhongjun will not be surprised.

The injury on Yun Zhongjun's back was not serious, it was just a relatively large wound. After applying Ge Xianweng's medicine and using his own immortal power, the scabs healed that night.

held down by Si Lu and stayed in the Wind and Rain Palace for another night before he was able to set off.

When Yun Zhongjun and the others appeared at the entrance of the overpass again, the Barefoot Immortal shook the golden key in his hand and teased Yun Zhongjun, who took a few steps to move onto the overpass and looked around:

"Mighty man, could you please go back to heaven more slowly next time? My legs are almost lame because of you."

Yun Zhongjun laughed in apology, but the barefoot immortal suddenly covered his fat belly with his hands and ran straight to the hut while farting loudly.

Si Lu lowered his palm hanging by his side slightly.

"Xiao Zhengze, did you do anything to him just now?" Yun Zhongjun quietly moved his mouth to Si Lu's ear .

"No." Si Lu's face was still paralyzed.

Yun Zhongjun looked at Si Lu Teng Yun 's back as he stepped onto the overpass, and couldn't help but think of the young official Qi Ming who was in a hurry to find a hut when Ling Jun and Ling Jun first met. Could it be...

Yun Zhongjun shuddered .

Si Lu really can't understand his tricks.

After the incident where Yun Zhongjun and others were attacked by monsters last time, this time the overpass was obviously much brighter and cleaner under the authority of the Jade Emperor.

While Yun Zhongjun held Ayan and walked slowly and carefully through the clouds, he sighed at the high efficiency of the broom star——

It seems that in the face of pressure, everyone can unleash their unlimited potential.

At the end, Yun Zhongjun looked at the hand pushing open the overpass door to the mortal world, and hesitated: Could there be any monster hidden behind this door?

Si Lu slowly stepped forward and opened the door. Suddenly, the smell of smoke and willows from the mortal world mixed with the salty smell of the East China Sea hit his face.

The little lobster official guarding the door waited in fear.

Unexpectedly, the original Crab Guard, who seemed loyal and honest, and often turned a blind eye to my little tricks, would actually accept bribes and secretly release monsters, so that this former Lobster subordinate could quickly rise to the top and counterattack today.

"Thank you." Si Lu handed over an entry document . The gatekeeper took it carefully, looked at it carefully, and then gave way:

"Please invite some immortal officials."

Si Lu straightened his body and walked in through the door.

Yun Zhongjun opened the door to the sky and looked around - what if a giant monster suddenly appeared this time? Caution is the boat.

kicked Yun Zhongjun behind him , and Yun Zhongjun rushed in.

Si Lu flew to catch Yun Zhongjun who was about to hit the ground, and gave Jiang Nu a cold look. Jiang Nu immediately ducked her head and walked around them and walked forward quickly.

"Don't worry too much, the East China Sea should be safe at this time." Si Lu helped Yun Zhongjun up and said to him.

When Yun Zhongjun heard this, he became angry: "Don't look down on me! I was just checking the situation of the enemy. If we fight seriously, I will win without losing!"

Si Lu looked at Lingjun coldly , turned around and left.

Yun Zhongjun curled his lips and followed Ayan, who had transformed into a little white cat, into the East China Sea.

The exit of this overpass in the mortal world is actually some distance away from the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea. A small official is assigned to lead several teams of heavy soldiers to guard this place all the year round. Therefore, mortals from the Immortal family cannot see anyone in the Dragon Palace when they come in and out, let alone the Dragon Emperor and Dragon. Finally.

It is said that the current Dragon Emperor of the East China Sea was originally the biological brother of the Jade Emperor's mother. Because he lost the fight for a woman with the Jade Emperor , he was so angry that he asked himself to come down to earth to guard the entrance of the overpass, and never went to heaven again.

the former Dragon King 's only daughter in the East China Sea , married her, inherited the title of Dragon King of the East China Sea, and gave birth to a son named Lingjun, who was unparalleled in beauty.

However, it is said that this son is very weak. From his birth more than 30,000 years ago to now, he has been bedridden and has never stepped out of the Dragon Palace.

When Yun Zhongjun returned to the mortal world and passed by the East China Sea on his errands, he always wanted to go to the Dragon Palace to take a good look at the young prince. Unfortunately, he could never find the reason. I wonder if he would have a chance to see his beauty in the future?

Si Lu, who had always walked calmly, was walking as fast as flying in this East China Sea, as if he was trying to avoid someone in a hurry. Ayan, who was in Yun Zhongjun's arms, was also looking closely in the direction of the Dragon Palace with his fox head stretched out.

He felt strange in his heart, but he still managed to catch up with Si Lu , and soon he was out of the East China Sea and greeted the first ray of sunshine in the mortal world.

The mortal world has a completely different lively atmosphere from the heavenly world.

Walking in the mortal world of Hangzhou, Jiang Nu took out the Six Observation Mirror and searched the mortal world and the other two realms carefully, but still could not find a single hair of the female demon .

While Yun Zhongjun was holding Ayan in his arms and feeling depressed, he curiously looked at this prosperous scene that was completely incompatible with the war in the north of Middle-earth.

This was his first serious tour of the mortal world, and he was very excited.

Seeing Yun Zhongjun's high interest, Si Lu also acted as a guide, briefly introducing in his cold and waveless voice:

"That's walking on stilts."

"That's a face change."

"That's Sugar Man."

"That's a bun."

"That's a rattle."

…

Yun Zhongjun felt that he was looking through the Enlightenment Encyclopedia of Heavenly Children in his Wind and Rain Palace.

The enlightenment textbook will at least include a picture with a name and a short explanation. Si Luxingjun, can you stop being so precious about words and introduce more about the effects?

Jiang Nu was an immortal from the demon tribe in the Void Realm who had cultivated into an immortal in the mortal realm. Naturally, she was familiar with these things in the mortal realm. She followed them boredly with a sip of wine and a series of yawns.

"Brother Zhengze, what is that? How can you conjure such a big white ball out of thin air?"

Yun Zhongjun asked, pointing to an old man not far away who kept spinning in a hollow iron circle with a small wooden stick.

"Those are marshmallows." Si Lu explained and gave the old man a copper to buy one.

the white cloud-like object that Si Lu handed to Yun Zhongjun, Yun Zhongjun looked into Si Lu Qingjun's eyes in confusion.

"This is candy, you can eat it." Si Lu put the thing in front of Yun Zhongjun again

Yun Zhongjun stretched out his head in disbelief and took a bite - it melted in his mouth, sweet and thick, he had never tasted such a delicious pastry in heaven!

"Is it delicious?" Si Lu asked .

Yun Zhongjun sipped the sweetness in his mouth, nodded, took the marshmallow, and stretched it out in front of Si Lu provocatively :

"Xiao Zhengze, would you like to taste it with me?"

Yun Zhongjun was determined to be rejected by Si Lu , and he wanted to laugh at the embarrassment of the serious Si Lu Xingjun . But probably he will never encounter such a terrifying thing in his life——

Si Lu, who had always been cold and aloof from people thousands of miles away, actually leaned over and took a bite!

The delicious ambergris and the sweet fragrance of marshmallows hit Si Lu's face . There was a wisp of snow-white sugar thread on his thin vermilion lips. Si Lu Xingjun's unparalleled handsome face was as cold as iron for thousands of years. A faint smile appeared under Yun Zhongjun's eyes:

"Yeah, delicious."

"Boom -" Yun Zhongjun's blood suddenly boiled and screamed. Even watching Chang'e take a bath could not compare to the surge of energy and blood at this moment.

Yun Zhongjun hurriedly raised his head and poured back the fishy heat in his nose. He still held the marshmallow in his hand and kept poking Ayan in his arms:

"Ah, Ah Yan, come on, you have a taste too..."

Ayan was stabbed by Yun Zhongjun so much that he screamed in protest.

Si Lu, the instigator, stood aside with a paralyzed face , looking at Yun Zhongjun who was in a very embarrassed state.

"Cough cough cough—should we continue moving forward?" Jiang Nu behind her coughed uncomfortably.

Yun Zhongjun tried his best to stop the nosebleed with two small cotton balls, and then he lowered his head and said to Jiang Nu:

"Nv Jiang, do you want to try it too? Can I buy another bunch for you?"

Unexpectedly, she said: "I've eaten it before, it's too sweet."

That's right, Jiang Nu seems to have been cultivating from the Hangzhou area. She must have tasted these little desserts before.

"Only a child like you likes to eat these." Si Lu's words shocked everyone present.

This, this, why does it sound like you are doting on a baby?

Si Lu's eyes flickered, turned around and walked forward.

Ayan had already licked every bit of the marshmallow in Yun Zhongjun's hand, and the rest turned into syrup and stuck to his mouth.

Looking at Si Lu 's slender green back, why did he feel that there was something sticky in his heart ?

"Xiao Langjun, how can you still live so well after losing so many memories? How wonderful, how wonderful -"

A romantic female voice came from behind Yun Zhongjun. When he turned around, he saw an extremely beautiful and graceful young woman, twenty years old, dressed in a crimson gauze dress without wind, looking at her with squinting eyes. Smiling to myself.

Everyone was instantly on guard.

Si Lu stood beside Yun Zhongjun and asked coldly: "Who is your Excellency?"

The woman turned her charming eyes and smiled softly on her bright red lips: "Without a name or surname, I was wandering around. I saw this handsome young man, so I came here to express my feelings."

After speaking, the woman in scarlet clothes stretched out a hand as white as snow to touch Yun Zhongjun's face. Si Lu swung an air sword and struck the woman's wrist. The woman dodged and calmly avoided it.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk , this little brother cares so closely about your little sweetheart, could it be that he didn't take good care of him before or lost him?"

Si Lu's expression was stern , and he was even more merciless in his attacks.

The woman seemed to have extraordinary powers. Under Si Lu's attack, she was able to pick up walnuts, apricots, and plums from the roadside stall. She fought off these attacks one by one, and then stood a few feet away. , half-folding his arms and smiling lightly.

Yun Zhongjun looked at the woman 's white and tender little hands that were fanning in the wind, and felt shamefully that it was a pity not to be touched by this hand.

Si Lu seemed to see through Yun Zhongjun's thoughts and glanced at Lingjun with his handsome eyes .

Yun Zhongjun hurriedly put on an expression of resentment as if a good family woman had been teased by a bully: "Caught! Which shameless woman are you from? How dare you come to tease me?"

The woman laughed loudly, flicked her long sleeves, and disappeared into the crowd in an instant:

"Isn't the golden lin just a thing in the pond? It transforms into a dragon when it encounters wind and clouds. The dragon's roar in the sky shakes the sky, and it swims in the shallow water despite the storm..."

"Huh? Did you just see the Patriarch here? Why is he missing again?"

"She must have run away as soon as she saw us coming! Can this old woman stop wandering around all day long?"

"Are there any immortals here? They must have gotten into trouble by criticizing others randomly..."

Two children in red, wrapped in an invisibility barrier that prevented mortals from seeing them, whizzed past them.

"This person is very extraordinary. He doesn't look like someone from the Four Realms like me... Could he be a female slayer ?" Jiang Nu asked from the side.

"No. This person is neither an enemy nor a friend." Si Lu looked at the direction the scarlet-clothed woman was leaving with a deep expression .

As soon as he heard that the woman just now was not an enemy, Yun Zhongjun relaxed and stood there looking around.

"Hey, Xiao Zhengze, isn't it said that the upbringing of mortal women is very strict? Why do those women dress so coquettishly and stand on the street shouting? And those men in the neighboring buildings, why are they born so weak, and they still learn to imitate Women put on makeup and powder?" Yun Zhongjun poked Si Lu and asked curiously, pointing to two adjacent luxury restaurants not far away.

Si Lu came back from his thoughts and looked in the direction of Yun Zhongjun's finger. There were some cracks on the ice cube's face:

"That's a place for mortals to have fun, not a place for us immortals to go. Let's go."

Wouldn’t it be more important to visit places where ordinary people enjoy themselves?

"Xiao Zhengze, I think their style is very elegant. I think this place to have fun in the mortal world must be as interesting as the banquet of our heavenly friends. Why don't we go and join in the fun? It can also calm down the excitement."

Yun Zhongjun tugged on Si Lu 's sleeves and raised his feet to walk towards the beautiful building where people were singing and singing. Si Lu put his arm around Yun Zhongjun's shoulders, and Yun Zhongjun was pressed hard. On his chest:

"Don't go. Go."

Smelling Si Lu 's breath, Yun Zhongjun was shamefully teased by this guy again and blushed. He was about to argue with him again, but Jiang Nu behind him suddenly said:

"I want to go there and have a look."

When a group of them stepped into the brothel that Si Lu mentioned , the bustard who greeted Yun Zhongjun and the others had a slightly subtle look on his face.

"Guests, may I ask who you are..."

The bustard , who was covered in thick layers of powder, hesitated to speak to the three of them.

Si Lu felt a little uncomfortable, so he coughed and said, "Give us a private room, so we don't have to find anyone to wait on us."

So they were led upstairs by the waiter in the hotel, and the muttering of the madam behind them reached their ears:

"There are so many wonders in this vast world - this is the first time I have seen my young master bring his wife for prostitution. They are two men and one woman . People's hearts are not ancient, people's hearts are not ancient!"

Si Lu and Jiang Nu changed instantly, and Ayan in Yun Zhongjun's arms actually trembled.

"Xiao Zhengze, what is prostitution? Does it mean buying a kind of ladybug?"

No matter how ignorant Yun Zhongjun was, he had completely understood what this place was by this time, but he deliberately pretended to be ignorant and innocently asked the serious Si Lu.

" Cough cough cough cough cough -" Si Lu coughed even more happily, and traces of flush appeared on his cold face.

Yun Zhongjun couldn't help but feel happy.

After sitting in the private room, Jiang Nu became silent.

Although Jiang Nu had been very silent in the past, at this moment she was truly silent and indifferent. She could not help but look downstairs with her cold eyes, as if she had been wandering on the sea for a long time. The lone bird is longing for a rock to rest.

"Sweep the ancestral graves during the Qingming Festival, and enjoy the spring scenery on the way home. The scenery of the West Lake is so beautiful, it is difficult to comfort the lonely heart..."

A loud opera voice suddenly sounded on the stage downstairs. The moment Jiang Nu followed the sound and saw the opera singer clearly, she burst into tears.

as colleagues for many years, Yun Zhongjun has always seen Jiang Nu with a calm and careless appearance. How often has he seen her so affectionate and focused?

She always wakes up drunk, and when she wakes up, she looks shabby, as if anyone can scold her , but at this moment, she is completely trapped in her lingering memories and her desolate legends.

Only then did Yun Zhongjun realize that after living in the same palace for two hundred years, he had never really understood the woman in front of him.

"This is "The Legend of White Snake"." Si Lu frowned slightly and said.

"The Legend of White Snake"? When Yun Zhongjun was bored, he also read this play at Yue Lao:

"Could it be the story of a white snake spirit who repaid a favor to a mortal, but was suppressed by a mage invited by the mortal?"

Jiang Nu's shoulders trembled almost imperceptibly .

Si Lu was silent, but his face turned serious. Yun Zhongjun looked at his complex eyes at this time, filled with regret, guilt, pain, longing...

Could it be that Si Lu also has the same story as Jiang Nu?

Yun Zhongjun subconsciously didn't want to ask any more questions and followed the play downstairs.

The young lady who played the role of Xu Xian was handsome and romantic, looking forward to the glory on the stage. Yun Zhongjun looked at it without realizing he was getting involved.

For a moment, I really couldn't tell whether the person on the stage was the real Xu Xian or just a perfunctory actor?

"Sometimes mortals are not heartless, but are too small, too stupid, and too conceited. But in the end, they are all let down..." Si Lu said this suddenly.

Yun Zhongjun's heart suddenly shook. There was something in his mind that desperately wanted to break out of the ground, but he just lacked a shovel to pry it off .

What is that shovel? shovel...

"Let's go." Jiang Nu sighed as soon as Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian broke the bridge to make love.

They were a group of three people and a cat, and they were silent all the way.

Silu found a comfortable and clean inn with familiarity . They asked for three upper rooms and settled in each other.