Shameless monk

The Bald Buddhist was lecturing the little bat monster on their way to the mission board. 

“ I smell human blood on you, you reek of it. Though you were not yet born when big brother roamed this land, I was even a little kid by that time but I always listen to all his teachings and followed the righteous path… “ the bald demon was about to continue bragging when the bat demon cut him off. 

“ how do you explain This “ 

The bat demon said while pointing to the bowl in the righteous demon's hand. 

The Bald demon smiled, revealing his thirty-two sets of pearly whites. When you look closely at those teeth, you’ll notice a pair of sharp and pointy teeth at the upper part of his mouth, they were the sharp incisors used for sucking blood. 

These two demons were both vampires, but this particular vampire in the Buddhist robe was claiming innocent and righteousness before the little bat, when he couldn’t take it anymore he sighed and pointed out the obvious. 

“ This bowl of alms In my hands was begged from someone who took pity on this poor Monk. “ 

the pretentious monk smiled before giving out the perfect excuse for the alms bowl full of blood. 

“ Which one of the humans in his or her right sense will donate his blood to you due to pity? I need to know that fool. “ the bat guy doubted the authenticity of the story. “ how did you go about fooling the humans into donating their blood to you? “ 

Drop the butcher’s knife and be a Buddha, desist from blood and killings and you shall be redeemed from your sins. 

Hell is full of innocent souls, why do you insist on sending them here? 

Ahmedabad!!! 

As I was walking down the street of humans at night, I saw a human approaching me with a knife in hand, he looked fierce and ruthless and he demanded all the money from me. 

Poor little soul, as it was written in the book of kindness… “ a little bit of kindness can melt a frozen heart. A smile can light up a dark room…” so I merely smiled at him and he quickly realized his mistake and started begging for redemption. I don't know how people get that I'm a kind monk with a clean heart by merely smiling at them.

the little guy begged with tears in his eyes, but I didn't do anything to him, I only asked for a donation of blood and he happily gave it to me... nothing more " the bald monk raised his bowl to signify how much blood he collected from that unlucky guy.

" wow!!! we can also use that method? why can't I think of it before now? Reverend monk, can I learn from you Sir? " the bat guy said to the pretentious monk.

" drop that butcher's knife, shave your head and follow the teachings of big brother and you shall succeed in all of your endeavors. " the pretentious monk smiled.

" Have you heard about the latest news in hell recently? " the bat guy asked.

" What news are you talking about? it's been a long time since I set foot here, I'm always in the mortal world, gaining souls for Buddha. " the pretentious monk said.

" Buddhist don't drink blood, what type of Buddhist are you... let's not digress from the main topic. there'll be a great tournament coming up in the next three months. " the bat guy said

" tournament, who's hosting it? what's it all about? "

" it was hosted by the high devil, Lucifer himself. he wants to find a husband for his fierce little tigress " the princess of darkness " so he's calling on all men who have reached the age of marriage but are unmarried, he wants them to fight for her hand in marriage.

everybody is signing up at the mission center... I'm also thinking of signing up. "

" do you have a death wish? what the fuck are you trying to do, kill yourself ?" the righteous monk cursed. 

" you don't know who you're trying to get, do you? she's the cruelest person in hell.

the last time something like this happened, she challenged her husband to be in a fight and killed him in one swift motion. " the monk continued.

" the high devil wished to step down from his throne for a thousand years and his son-in-law would be in charge for that thousand years, he'll be the ruler of the whole realm of hell " the bat guy explained.

" What else did my father-in-law say? " the shameless monk inquired.

" monks can't marry " the bat guy replied.

" fuck your grandpa!! this honorable Reverend monk is not your normal monk. " The shameless monk replied.

The two vampires argued back and forth for what seemed like an eternity before getting to their destination.

The streets of hell were bustling, all kinds of demons roamed this street, from minions to huge monsters showing off their expensive hellhounds. Monsters of all races walked the streets.

Like humans, these hell creatures possess “ rare” technological equipment… like the air conditioner, electricity, and some lightning instrument… all these things cannot be found anywhere except for the houses and offices of the bigshots.

Electricity is being generated from the lake of fire surrounding the continents ( electricity is not free for all, it can only be given to demons with great merit points, and that is how the mission hall came to be. )

The mission hall also has this kind of equipment, it is the only source of light in this kingdom of darkness.

Blood red dim light was shining in this big building.

Creatures from all races come and go every single minute, this mission hall was filled with demons.

The bald monk and bat guy were still arguing they never stopped arguing until they reached the mission hall. The bowl in that bald Monk’s hand was now empty and it disappeared from his hand to God knows where after waving it.

“ Whoa!! We’ve already reached our destination? “ there was a ceasefire, which gave the blind bat enough time to notice his surroundings and realized that they have almost reached the mission hall.

“ The price of courting the princess is this exorbitant?? And this is just the qualifying exam...

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The blood-sucking demon duo entered the mission Hall and walked up to the counter, to further inquire from the manager about the upcoming contest. The devil imp behind the counter stood up immediately after he saw them coming, or so they thought.

The little imp stood still like a wooden chicken, his mouth was wide open like the anus of an ostrich that was about to lay eggs. There was a strange glow in his eyes, the powerful desires and lust are evident in those green balls.

The noisy room went silent all of a sudden, to the point that you could hear the rapid breathing of all the demons and demons in the hall. Fapya, the vampire Monk, and his friend looked around to source for the cause of this unnatural time-stop.

Behold, a stunningly beautiful woman in a red dress. Time indeed slowed down, with every step she took toward the center.

The heavy mountain attached to her behind bounced along with each of her strides. The heart of all men in this room was conquered effortlessly by her without even knowing.

If not for the lone horn on her forehead and a pair of beautiful black wings attached to her back, you’ll think of this black beauty as an angel from heaven, sent to test the heart of mortal men.

She wore a crimson dress that barely covered most of the important places on her body. All demons in the hall were struggling to keep little demons under control, but the little guys were never satisfied with being kept under the cloth fighting for a chance to meet this beautiful temptation.

She’s a natural-born seductress, just like every one of her race- the succubus clan. She’s both a blessing and a curse to all lesser demons and mortal men alike. She’s a flower encased in thorns, which can only be appreciated from afar.

“ what’s up beautiful? “ someone finally decided to break the silence as she approached the newcomer and tried to strike up a conversation. 

His eyes were glued to the ample cleavage that was barely contained in her dress.

“ fuck off! “ that was the only reply this yellow-eyed demon could get from her.

“ I’m very sorry if I have offended you Anyway, I’m just trying to get to know you. My name is Duncan and I’m the son of Duke… “

“ fuck off “

The lustful and jealous looks in the eyes of these demons were now replaced with fear and pity.

“ Young master Duncan has set his eyes on a new prey… I feel for this pretty succubus, just imagining how much she’ll suffer at the hands of this cruel demon brought tears to my eyes.” Fapya said while trying his best to wipe the imaginary tears from his face with the back of his hand.

“Don’t tell me you’ve already fallen for her, where will you put your prize, princess’s anonymous lover?”

“ There’s no rule in hell that binds me from keeping a harem…” the blood-sucking duo argued on and on until the said young master Duncan did the unthinkable.

The six-foot-tall monster couldn’t give up halfway, could he? He got near he and made to fondle her butt, to spice things up a little.

Paah!!!

He succeeded in tapping that *as at least that’s what everyone in the hall thinks. Not until they saw him clasping his neck with all the strength he could muster.

Young master Duncan staggered back three steps before his hand slid down from his neck and the floodgate of heaven was released. Black blood gushed out of his neck non-stop.

All of this happened in a split second and it left most of the demons here in bewilderment, even young master Duncan didn’t know how he died. Only a few higher demons in the building saw everything clearly; from how the sexy succubus swiped her tail, to when the deep slash was made on his neck, they saw everything.

The beautiful succubus walked majestically to the counter as if nothing happened. Well, everything looks normal, the tiles on the floor were clean.

The only evidence of her crime lies at the arrow-like tip of her tail.

Pah!!!

The beautiful succubus walked up to the counter and smacked her hand on the table.

“ Uhh?? “ the little imp was jolted awake from his little daydream. 

“-I-the-the emperor’s seal?” the devil imp stammered and rubbed his eyes countless times just to make sure that he wasn’t seeing things.

" I need to see the manager of this mission hall " the sexy succubus commanded.

" alright your Highness, I'll go and inform him Right away. " the devil imp said while fluttering up and down like a lone boat in the middle of a stormy sea.

" I'm here already!! " a white-haired red demon appeared behind the shivering imp and placed his hand on his shoulder, just to calm him down.

"How may I help you, your excellency, miss Cynthia" the wrinkled-faced demon did a seventy-degree bow to this infamous troublemaker who's infamous for her cruelty.

she's Cynthia, the personal bodyguard to Diana, the princess and the only heir to the throne of Hell.

"I brought new orders from the princess! the rules of the tournament have changed. read this and you should know what to do." Cynthia threw a scroll at the old demon who caught it with both hands. 

he glanced through the content of the scroll and his face became a slideshow of emotions as he read the new rules and requirements.

" your excellency... this "the old demon's eyes were bulging out like that of a frog stepped on by a cow.

"do as you were told." The sexy succubus strolled out of the hall, her big backyard swaying back and forth with each stride.

one minute after the beautiful disaster walked out of the hall, the silence was finally broken. all demons breathed a sigh of relief, the old demon included.

"whoa!! I can't believe my eyes, the infamous beautiful disaster was here and we're still alive!!!"

"What else should we be doing if we're not alive, playing dead? you're exaggerating things a lot." 

"it seems as if you've been away from hell for more than a thousand years for you not to understand the kind of situation we were in just now. that woman once killed a demon for stepping on her shadow while walking!!!"

the two bloodsuckers were standing near the counter, listening to the comments of these demons who are unafraid of death.

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