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Chapter 30: Slum Book

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Bernadette – Badette – studied herself in the bathroom mirror. The edges of her curtain bangs were still wet with the water she had just splashed on her face and her fingers lingered under her eyes as she relished the cool sensation. Her brain was throbbing from last night’s tequila and her tongue felt like sandpaper inside her mouth.

She focused on her eyes. They were bloodshot and their mascara was running.

{Not pretty. Not pretty at all,} she thought to herself.

But Badette also happened to know it was one of Josh’s fetishes. The water was gushing out of the tap with such urgency she was forced to cut her break time short and get right back to reality.

There were no hand towels in the bathroom and the toilet seat always had to stay up. Otherwise, Josh was just going to pee all over it because, not having been raised by a mother and not having a sister, he had never really understood the purpose of that particular part of the toilet and wouldn’t bat an eye if it suddenly disappea
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