Patricia

“Your home is so beautiful. The architect, the interior designer, and every other person who contributed to erecting this beast deserve an award. It’s beautiful and massive.”

“Thank you very much. We bought it right before it got on the market.”

“That’s nice. It must have cost a fortune.”

“It did, but it was our dream home.”

“Many people will literally kill to live here, and thank you, Brittney. That surprise getaway was so memorable.”

“Thank Jordan. It was his idea, and he paid for both of us. Besides, hanging out with you was fun.”

“Hanging out with you too was fun, and what if you didn’t agree to go with me? So thank you.”

“It’s fine. What would you like to drink?” She asks.

“Water, thanks.”

She gives me a funny stare and then wiggles her eyebrows.

“What?” I ask, confused.

“I thought we bonded on our getaway. You sneaky woman.” She says, grinning.

“I’m confused.”

“You are pregnant.” She says, grinning even wider while doing a weird dance.

I choke on my saliva, trying to make out w