"Then I will tell you a joke."
All of Ding Ning's tricks had been exhausted, so he could only squat beside her with a bitter face and keep her company. He had came up with this idea after thinking for a long time. Seeing that Xiao Nuo was still ignoring him, he said to himself,
"A woman said, 'Husband, I want to eat instant noodles.' The man said, 'I will cook for you.' The woman said, 'I don't want to eat the brand of noodles in our house.' The man said, 'Then I will go out to buy noodles of other brands.' The woman answered, 'After cooking, our house will be filled with the smell of instant noodles, and it'll smell horrible.' The man sighed and said, 'Then I will bring it to you after I finish cooking.' The woman pouted and said, 'But it tastes bad when it's cold.' The man said helplessly, 'Then let's go out to eat.' The woman shook her head, 'It's very cold outside, I'm too lazy to go downstairs.' Her husband was a little angry, 'What on earth do you w
In the end, all embarrassing things she could imagine were showed in front of Ding Ning in the short span of half a day. They had even peed together, so how could she still treat him like a stranger? It's just like a man with his buddy, they carried guns together, went whoring together and studied together. How could she turn her back on this buddy? It goes without saying that the feeling Xiao Nuo had towards Ding Ning at this moment was just like that. Even if he was not her lover, he was definitely her buddy who had experienced many important events in life with her. Or, she could at least call him her Bromeo, like the slang used these days. Ding Ning was not in the mood to care about Xiao Nuo's various fancies. Instead, he got his brain into gear to think about how to get away. "Although these nauseating things are not very lethal, they are extremely large in number." "The flashlight
Ding Ning and Xiao Nuo looked at each other in horror and were deeply moved. Xiao Nuo said indignantly, "What is this organization? Why is it so vicious?" "I don't know, the organization is very mysterious. I only know that the laboratory I was in is roughly in America. Three years ago, a girl named Chu Yunna was also taken into the base as a test subject. Those demons injected her with the latest gene medicine which made her a vampire. In fact, she was kind of a half-successful test subject. She had mutated the ability to communicate with animals and she knew ventriloquism. As long as she constantly sucked human blood, she could become the so-called Blood Demon. But she was kindhearted, and she would rather die than suck human blood. When I saw her, I was reminded of my daughter, so I finally decided to help her escape. Later, with the help of a young man who was caught together with Yunna, we managed to escape and hid in this base to evade that organization's pursuit
Looking at their backs, Chu Yunna turned her head and looked at Bone Demon, "Uncle Ling, do you think they are credible?" Bone Demon sighed, and petted Chu Yunna's dry and yellow hair, "What can we do if we don't believe them? We can't leave here, so just leave things to chance." "I think that elder brother is credible, but that elder sister seems to be not very reliable." Chu Yunna said weakly. Bone Demon was stunned and then said with a bitter smile, "The girl is a policewoman with a sense of justice. It is hard to say who she will do, so don't think about it too much. Anyway, we've been through death once. There will be no worse things happening to us." Chu Yunna sighed and gently stroked the bat king lying in her arms like a child, with her big eyes full of confusion about the future. After a long time, Chu Yunna continued to ask, "Uncle Ling, why not tell them your former identity?" With a touch
Perhaps because of Xiao Nuo's long-term exercise, her two long legs were strong and extremely elastic. With her legs around Ding Ning's waist, she kept twisting restlessly. Soon it made Ding Ning parched, arousing his eager impulse. Xiao Nuo pretended to be calm, but in fact she had shyly closed her eyes to avoid looking at him. Her pretty face was covered with blush, her slender and long eyelashes trembled slightly, and she slightly opened her tender red lips, revealing half of her even teeth. All of these seemed to make a silent invitation to him. How could Ding Ning who was vigorous withstand such a temptation? He lost his mind and forgot everything, breathed hard and popped out his head to press his lips on her lips. Xiao Nuo suddenly opened her eyes wide with disbelief on her face. There was a thought repeatedly lingering in his mind, “He kissed me? Did he kiss me? He's such a rogue. How can he do that?” Her mind told her
Shen Moru wanted to laugh but failed to do that. As a father, he could understand parental love for their children. The illness of his daughter Shen Muqing had always been a sharp knife hanging on his heart, making him sleepless. He was so afraid that he would wake up one day and hear the bad news of losing his beloved daughter. Therefore, he could understand Xiao Baiyu's mood. He said with a deep sigh, “Since you have made the decision, I will try it.” "Well, thanks for your help." "Don't mention it, since we've been buddies for so many years. When I return to Yan Jing, let's get together and have some drinks." Shen Moru wanted to tell him that there was hope for curing Shen Muqing. Nevertheless, at the thought that Xiao Baiyu was at the lowest point of his mood at the moment and it was not the best time to tell him this news, he stopped talking. After hanging up the phone, Shen Moru waved to Mo Fei who had just
"Okay, since we are good buddies, you don't need to explain it to me. I can understand. After all, he is your future son-in-law, and I will not ask more about it. However, you have always refused to tell me who trapped Dragon Teeth. Can you tell me now?" Shen Moru failed to hide his jealousy in his words. At that time, the three of them were bound together like brothers and risked their lives to fight together on the battlefield. They could trust each other with their lives. However, Dragon Teeth and Dragon Horn had arranged the marriage between their kids in advance, which made him extremely jealous and angry for a long time. Xiao Baiyu ignored his jealousy and said with a serious tone, "I have been trying to find out the truth, but the opponent did everything rigorously. Every time I found a key clue, people related to it were killed immediately. I suspect it is related to the Zhao family in Yanjing." "You mean the Zhao famil
His handsome face, tall and strong figure, impeccable etiquette, elegant and noble temperament, rich and powerful family background, intelligence and emotional quotient far beyond those of ordinary people, along with irresistible charm, all of these enabled him to be among the most outstanding people in the world and qualified to look down on all others. He was innately proud, but he hid it very well. He knew that most people in this world were jealous of the most outstanding people. A tree stood out among the forest would first be blown down by the wind. Since he was a kid, he had understood this truth from the jealous eyes of the contenders in his family. Therefore, he never put himself in a dangerous position high above. He knew that he was not qualified to enjoy the pleasure of looking down on all others before he had tremendous strength. He enjoyed looking down on the world and toying with everyone.
The skinny monkey was named Hou Xiaochun and nicknamed Monkey. He also rented an apartment in this community, and was an old acquaintance of Ding Ning. However, the relationship between them was not harmonious. Monkey was a habitual thief who had stolen Ding Ning's purse several times but ended up with being caught by Ling Yun and forced to return the purse. At first, Monkey was recalcitrant, and stole from Ding Ning several times for revenge. After being beaten a few times, he finally stopped doing that. He had to stop doing that, because Ling Yun was brutal. As long as Ding Ning lost something, she just charged it to his account and beat him no matter whether there was evidence or not. Over time, he was scared of Ling Yun. Every time he saw Ling Yun, he flattered her by calling her Uncle Yun with a greasy face. Since then, he and Ding Ning had never interfered with each other. Ding Ning actually admired him. Thi
"Why is she back again? What a stupid woman."Ding Ning carefully poked his head out of a pile of rubble and couldn't help but curse in secret when he saw Feng Fluttershy arrive.Although he didn't even have time to see what Feng Flutterdance looked like in his haste, that eye-catching red dress made him recognize her at once.The ghost drought demon hadn't moved for half a day, but Ding Ning was sure that the guy definitely hadn't gone far, and this red-clothed woman had gone and returned, which wasn't giving him trouble?Ghostly sensing for half a day, without discovering the existence of the ghost drought, Ding Ning quietly drilled out from the ground, and ran to Feng Fluttering Dance in front of him in a low voice, "You don't want to live, how did you run back again."Feng Fluttering Dance was startled, and instinctively reacted by wanting to raise her hand to slap this guy who had drilled out of nowhere, but when she heard that well-remembered voic
Not caring to look at what the two front and back beauties looked like, he hurriedly barked in the ears of the two women before taking the initiative to rush towards the Ghost Drought, kicking it hard in the buttocks and shouting, "If you have the ability to come after Laozi!""Roar!"Although the Ghost Drought didn't care about being kicked in the face, when he saw this mole that had just disappeared reappear, he immediately roared in anger and pounced on him.Ding Ning turned around and ran, skillfully traveling back and forth among a piece of rubble, he was also considered to have found the weakness of the Ghost Drought, whether it was the strength or speed of this thing was extremely frightening, the only weakness was the huge body was not flexible enough, but he estimated that this was related to Su Su was still seizing the body, so that the Ghost Drought could only act on instinct, slightly slower in reaction, otherwise this weakness would have been mended.
But it didn't occur to me that Xia Hou was eager to protect his master and still shot, this is bad, the Ghost Drought that entered a berserk state will not hesitate to kill them."Young master, you go first, we'll cover you!"No one from Xiahou and the others fled, instead they continued to shoot at the Ghost Drought without stopping."Stop, stop shooting, go, I have a way to defend myself!"Ding Ning was in a hurry, stepping forward to stop in front of the Ghost Drought and ordering loudly in his headset, and the Ghost Drought angrily slapped his hand at this mole who even dared to get in the way."Young Master ......""Boss!"......The crowd exclaimed."Don't give a shit, all of you, go away, hurry up!"Ding Ning roared angrily, leaping up brazenly to meet the Ghost Drought Demon's slap under his fury.Xiahou and the others' faces changed dramatically, and they lost their voices and shouted, "Young master ......"
Ding Ning hadn't cared, but when he heard Su Su's urgent voice, a strong sense of danger was born in his heart, and just as he was planning to immediately step in to stop Vishnu, Vishnu's entire person suddenly withered down quickly as if he had been sucked dry of his vitality, and green ethereal flames drifted out from his pupils, surprisingly flying into the black-haired zombie's eyes."Boo!""Boo!""Boo!"Explosions rang out one after another, and one by one, those corpse puppets that had lost their master's control suddenly burst open.A horrifying scene appeared, the originally motionless black-haired corpse puppet suddenly unfolded its arms, opened its fishy mouth, revealing two fangs, and violently sucked hard.The broken pieces of the corpse puppet that exploded like a sea of water were sucked into the mouth of the black-haired corpse puppet, the pupils of the black-haired corpse puppet flashed with a ghostly green aura, and the entire bod
Watching the disciples of the Corpse Catching Sect die one by one, that sinister voice finally couldn't hold back, roaring angrily and appearing as an aged figure in ancient clothes, killing towards the group of mercenaries."It's now, land battle!"Ding Ning's eyes lit up, he had always stood idly by and waited for this moment, his feet took a step forward, and like an arrow, he shot towards the aged figure."Bang!"The sniper rifle sounded, and without hesitation, Lu Zhan shot a bullet at the old man.That old man was indeed a True Martial Realm powerhouse, he was hit by this shot in a moment of weakness, but it didn't bring him any harm, instead, a layer of spiritual energy permeated around his body, and he was able to block that bullet out of his body.But although the bullet was blocked, he could no longer block Ding Ning's articulated attack, and could only carry the blow hard.With a "ka" sound, the silver-colored taijutsu slashed fie
Even though Ding Ning had long been prepared for battle, he had to admit that the visual impact caused by a cold weapon fight was far from what a hot weapon could compare to.That kind of bloody scene with two cuts, a sword through the heart, liver and brain, blood flowing into a river, and limbs and arms flying about, made even Ding Ning feel extremely uncomfortable, and had a desire to dry-heave.Four or five hundred people after half an hour of grueling killing, can still maintain the fighting force of only half, the entire scene as if the Moro hell, missing arms and legs full of blood stains on the ground rolling mercenaries issued inhuman miserable screams.Ding Ning sighed, his eyes glowing with compassion, these people had come to capture him, naturally he could not possibly come to his rescue, but he could still do something to help them relieve their pain and send them to the Western Paradise of Ultimate Bliss.Amidst the earth-shattering sounds of k
"We can't afford to mess with the Guoshi House, but we still can't afford to mess with that Ding Ning?"The red-clothed woman's eyes showed her bitter hatred: "Didn't he humiliate you? Before he dies, you properly humiliate and shame him, in order to solve the hatred in my heart.""This ...... well!"Feng Nier heart flooded with chills, was going to refuse, but as soon as she saw the red-clothed woman's murderous eyes immediately changed her mouth, she knew that the fifth aunt's milk has been blinded by hatred, said anything can not be listened to, can only agree to it first, then improvise at that time.As the sky grew dark, Ding Ning slowly and methodically walked out of the hotel and continued to implement the plan to lure the snake out of the hole.But just out of the hotel, Ding Ning's face changed oddly, the lights in front of the hotel, even with the fair like all the "vendors", there are hundreds of people, selling sugar gourds, selling biscuits
It was just that Ding Ning was able to tell that the identity of that big black man was very unusual, Lei Zi was nodding his head when he spoke to him, and even Zakun seemed polite when he spoke to him.Scorpion tattoo? Scorpion Gang? Ding Ning revealed a thoughtful look, if it wasn't for the fact that there was surveillance here, he really wanted to stealthily approach and listen to what they were saying.Walking to the dead corner of the surveillance, Ding Ning quietly took out his cell phone and snapped a picture of these people, then sent it out before a bit of red aura flew out from him.Then ...... Dinning left with a big stride, Zakun they have the monitoring of the magic mosquito, and he has more important things waiting to be done.Half an hour later, on the outskirts of Naypyidaw, Ding Ning leisurely lay on a large tree with a weed in the corner of his mouth, squinting his eyes at the sky, while in his head he was analyzing the news he had received
The fat flesh on Guccoli's face shivered and he rubbed his garlic nose in embarrassment, Richak was the president of the Black Wind Pharmaceutical Association and was fully capable and qualified to say such things.And not daring to play it safe, he muttered softly, "Well, what do you guys say? I'll listen to your opinions first.""Isn't it too early to talk about the distribution of benefits first, I think the most crucial thing is to catch that Anping kid first, in case we let him go back to Anping, we can't make a good start."Wilson felt that these people were really stupid, the person had not yet been captured, and here they were discussing how to divide the cake, although they were usually rivals, but they had to be unanimous at this critical moment, and they could only press the point and remind."Wilson is right, the priority now is still to catch that Anping kid first, otherwise once we let him go back to his country, it won't be easy to do it in Anp