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The Accidental Vampire Hades
Chained with the same chain that used to restrain Fenrir, the elven chain. Forged by the elves that was designed to be unbreakable even by a God. Hades, the God of the underworld could not believe that he took Zeus’ bait. The daughter he had offered as a bargain to keep him from destroying his brother’s precious humans was the same reason why he was rotting in there. The most insulting part was that, he was imprisoned in his own domain and guarded by his own creatures of chaos. His beloved ghouls are half dogs, half humans. They now serve his wife. Those bastards will be the first to go if he gets out of here.That bitch.Persephone was his wife. He used to enjoy her pleasure and presence but now, he hates her with all his might. He hates her more than her father now.The door to his prison opened and in came the woman he despises. Today, she was wearing a black barely there dress that would have proven to be comely and sexy had he been so horny like he was before at the sight of her
The Accidental Vampire Inside Job
Solandra had always been a calm sin-eater. As a leader, she wanted to be an epitome of a regal and eccentric woman that was left with no choice but take over the realm after her husband’s passing. None of this should have fallen into her pretty little shoulders if not for her daughter Helena.Helena was Nicolas’ favorite and when the time came to decide between his life and his daughter’s, he glady gave up his for Helena’s. It was 1725 and Helena was left alone in the mansion grounds by her nanny. The girl saw a rabbit and followed suit and it was soon that she realized that she wandered away from the mansion grounds and was near the village. Everyone was deployed. Even Nicolas went to find his beloved daughter despite Solandra’s plea. The crimes committed by Thadeus were still fresh amongst the villagers. Her pleas were disregarded and her husband went his way. It was then that he came to the village and found little Helena tied in the village plaza. Nicolas made a deal with the peo
The Accidental Vampire Ripped
George Smith, Zac’s best office buddy and real life bestfriend cannot leave him alone at peace for three days. Sure, he promised not to haggle on him while he is in Bulgaria but right after Helena left, George face timed him. Zac half expected it. Three days was long enough for George and he misses the dude. It was still early in Brooklyn and his best buddy was notorious for making unnecessary phone calls while on the pantry. His friend’s grinning face welcomed him when he accepted the invite for a video call. If George was grinning this way---then Ken and George might have had the times of their lives discussing his endeavors in Bulgaria. They sort of liked making fun of him whenever he was not around and it was vice versa.“Man, I missed you!”“Can’t say the same to you.”“Agh.” George touched his heart, pretending to be in an intense pain. “ You hurt me, man. You and your words.” “I won’t fall for that trick. I am not your soon to be wife.” His best friend will finally tie the k
The Accidental Vampire Mad Duchess
The clock ticked midnight.The great hall of House of Hesse-Dermstadt was empty a minute ago, when the last tick of the massive antique grandfather clock chimed its last to indicate that it is already midnight, shadows swiftly came pouring into the halls and soon enough the hall was filled with sin-eaters from different walks of life.There were politicians, celebrities, models, singers ,dancers, lawyers and even pastors and a lot more. They all have one thing in common aside from the fact that they feed on blood, they were all filthy rich and world renowned. Through Solandra’s Guidance and unceasing hardwork to keep their race intact and thriving without compromising their secret long lives--they all managed to live life to the fullest. Having the best of both worlds.Helena arrived just in time. Her mother was making a grand entrance and Maddox was already in the front with her mother. She saw a little nod from her brother which signals her to drag her a** up there and show everyone
The Accidental Vampire Game Master
The God King of Mount Olympus, Zeus, decreed that no God shall be allowed to mingle with his or her creations. He did this out of spite when he found out that his brother, Poseidon kept on seeing his half human-half God son Perseus. In order to make it fair and for him to not look envious of his brother who have a good father and son relationship with his children, he added the first decree. That no God can show themselves to their creations even if it was the designated day of feast in their honor. His relationship with his own children was a one hot pile of mess. Zeus was not the daddy of the century.And those who dared defy him will suffer the consequences. Of course, the Gods still continue to sneak on his back as Gods favored human affairs than with their fellow Mount Olympus natives, they require less work and were low maintenance. Herds of Gods still visit the surface of the earth, disguised as commoners or rich people to do their bidding and heart’s content. But that was dif
The Accidental Vampire Escape
Helena’s POVDarn it! I do not know why I am so freaking mad at myself for believing that Persephone was the best God that there ever was. And I am increasingly mad that I cannot do anything while that b*tch did all that in a matter of seconds. Also, I am confused why I had to remove myself from that assembly to warn Zac? And how am I supposed to convince that he flee the country and never come back?I was in a state of limbo. Honestly, I do not know where to start, all the logic and reason had escaped my mind when I saw it with my two eyes what a b*tch Persephone was. As I stormed the house to go fetch my car, an arm caught me and dragged me in a corner. It was Julienne. I saw the horror in his eyes. He never showed any other emotion besides being blank as a canvass while at work and a friend to me, but never fear.“I know that like your father, you do not approve of her ways.” I know who he meant. He was whispering.“Yes.” “I should have told you this even before she stormed here
The Accidental Vampire First kiss
While Helena was fixing Zac’s stuff and started throwing in the sheets that were used by him in the aluminum trashcan that she dragged outside, she did not notice Zac was undressing. When she looked inside, Zac was half naked and was ready to remove his pants down. At this point, Helena was tempted to kiss the man. He had really improved, physically, although , he was not in bad shape the day she first saw him.The man was clearly under the influence of some drug. It was widely known in the clubs in Bulgaria but she did not realize that what those girls gave Zac was actually a sex stimulant and now Zac was all over her.At first, he was giving her light kisses which she managed to dodge but when Zac cupped her breasts, Helena could not resist it anymore, she accepted the mouth that was searching all over her face and let Zac explore her body. It was only when she heard a sound from out back that she came in to her senses that she came here to remove Zac from his present state and not
The Accidental Vampire Outranked
Solandra was taken aback by the presence of the Goddess of the underworld herself in the assembly. Such a gesture and attendance was unknown of. The history of the sin-eaters go a long way back and the only one time that Hector and his family saw Persephone was the only time that she turned them into sin-eaters and that was it. She was never seen again by a large number of audience. Not until tonight. The Duchess was dubious about such display from a daughter of Zeus. Solandra was not a fool and she was definitely not born yesterday, she knew of the exploits of the Gods and their hobby of visiting the human world rather frequently. The Gods have been bolder since Zeus did not shown any concern about Gods hooking up with humans discreetly. Every God was well aware of the decree. So here she is, wondering what on earth was Persephone up to?Of course she was not here for a frienfdly visit. If her father does finds out about this certain event, Persephon can find herself a spot where Kra
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The Accidental Vampire Thank you
A message from the author to my readers: Thank you. I was trying to figure my life when I was writing this story--with only one thing in my mind: Escaping from reality. This book holds a special place in my heart because I was not at the top of my game while patcing sentence after sentence, imaginging sequences and mending a broken heart. This had been my escape. My characters are all a part of me. Each were given a piece of me , so I can feel less burdened. i might not have written this perfectly or top notch, but I am sure that this is the best that I can offer while trying not to break down into pieces.I am a mother of two and I am messed up right now but the growing numbers of subscribers and readers gives me the push that I needed to type away, to put my thoughts into words. To hone the talent that I have (although I admit that I am a mediocre) and to pay it forward to the writers who have influenced me to write and to the friends who kept me going whenever I feel backing d
The Accidental Vampire A look back
Helena’s POVAll my life I thought that I was destined to live and die by myself. My mother does not love me or so I thought , but it turns out that she loved me the way that she knew how. I could have not found this if not for Zachary Oliver who turned my boring, sin-eater life into a full three hundred and sixty throttle mode.And yet, here I am.Happily married to the man that my brother, Maddox had bitten. So, he was not a mystery. He was under the influence of the Goddess Persephone, who was in return--under the manipulation of my husband’s very own grandfather. We both have dysfunctional families but we both share the same goals--to maintain our happy family.I have kids that always remind me to keep my feet on the ground and to always love one another. I have completely abandoned my life as a high end Bulgarian high end bachelorette for a life of simplicity and endless laundry and and I believe that I am already qualified to compete in the national rapping competition.I rap
The Accidental Vampire Epilogue 1
They say that a family is the basic unit of a community. For Zac, family is everything. He could not ask for anything more. Having two set of parents and a lovely wife, with three beautiful kids who do not let them live in peace and keeps them up on their toes all day is what a family really is.Their house is a mess all the time and he and Helena cannot have enough time for themselves unless they visit Bulgaria, where every house staff was eager to take care of the three kids and the entire estate is their playground.Zac was staring at the sky, sipping his third cup of coffee, because is essential when you are a parent. Helena left her work and takes good care of the children full time, she has her hands full with three kids to feed and a husband to reprimand on spoiling the children. Zac still works with the firm and he is now senior partner. George is still working there and he is the other senior partner. Helena bought the firm in secret.They really do not need to work because he
The Accidental Vampire present day
The kitchen in that modern bungalow house down in Maine was a mess. Three children ages four, three and two were busy making breakfast for themselves.Not your ordinary, edible breakfast. They took everything out from the fridge and poured flour all over their stash.The kid's names were---"Solandra, Maddox and Hades! Oh my.. What the fudge!" she was not allowed to cuss, most especially in front of her children. It had been five years, three kids and a consistently dirty kitchen later, Helena is now a mother.Yep, she named their children after the people they lost to remind them each passing day that there is nothing that love cannot conquer. She and Zachary, the new hero of Mount Olympus hitched up and settled down. They were no longer sin eaters. After Zac saved the world, he asked for one thing and that was to be human. They got what they wanted and the grand parents from Olympus gets to visit the kids as often as they want as long as they promise not to spoil the kids. Their ch
The Accidental Vampire Yes, baby!
“Oh my God! I found my gift!” “Yes, you did.” Zac was so happy for Helena, he truly was. For so long , all she wanted was to discover her gift because it had been one of her greatest frustrations and now that she had found hers. She was always envious of Maddox who got his gift early and the rest of the sin-eaters who did not had a hard time finding what they were endowed.he only wish that they were another gift, Damn, she had two. “Are you having second thoughts now in marrying me?” Helena knew how his mind works now, nbut she was wrong in thinking abut the second thoughts. “What? No. Just because your gifts are extra deadly combination for a soon to be husband---you think I am gonna be scared? Well, let me tell you one thing, Miss Mountbatten and you have to listen very carefully---I am not scared of you or you powers, I have my own powers too.” Zac was now a full pledged Elven Mage and a demi God, he has a range of powers that none of the other Gods had and his parents could ne
The Accidental Vampire Her gift
The cave that leads to the endless tunnel and cave where Cronos’ body and containment box was locked and double locked. Freya, made sure of that, she used all the ancient runes that she knew of and exhausted every containment magic she had to ensure that the door will never be found.Zachary was wounded and because a God had given her these wounds, it did not heal right away.his mother gave him some healing leaves to alleviate the pain because they won’t go off right now. They will be like mortal wounds. The whole nine yards. He was just glad that Helena stood by him through all these fights and battles and there is just one thing that he would want to hear from her right now.“Some day, huh?” he voiced out for everyone to hear.“Yeah, some day.” Zeus answered. He and Freya were now huddled up against each other. “Sooo, you two are like okay now?”As an answer to that, Zeus gave Freya a quick kiss on the lips which soon developed into a passionate kiss. Zachary covered Helena’s eyes
The Accidental Vampire love wins
Zac’s POVHelena have this weird and crazy idea that I do not know if I should give it a shot or no. He was a quarter close to successfully freeing himself from the containment box. It is now or never really. I try to focus on the people I love. My family in Texas who by now might be calling the police and dead worried because me and my girlfriend had been missing. My biological parents who are now mourning the death of my uncle Hades who did his best to convince his wife to call it quits.Helena’s losses. Her entire family was taken from her. She deserved to be happy with a family of her own and he badly wanted to get out of here alive and to continue living his life.With this in mind, Zac runs and jumps inside the containment box to everyone’s horror.“You! What did you told him to do?” Freya panicked when she saw what Zachary chose to do.“I-I told him to use the bolt to shut the lid and weld it together. I did not ask him to jump into this own death!”Inside the containment box.
The Accidental Vampire Unity and love
“We will.”Zeus’ voice boomed from the upper staircase. It was not just him. There was Poseidon and Hades and Freya.When Persephone saw her husband free, she was furious. ” Who let you out?”Hades took a few steps and touched a half creature and it quickly turned into a heap of dust. Those who were in a close proximity to the ascending God of the underworld took a few steps back.the Hades she left imprisoned in his own kingdom that looked sad, poor and unshaven was very different as he came closer.“Dear wife, you believed that you are smart, but I am cunning and I would like to thank my nephew here for finally following my orders to the T. ““You’re welcome uncle.” Zac said and he bowed low.“Impossible.”“I will tell you what is impossible, okay? Releasing the man who put us all in danger is impossible.”“Why, because you will try to stop me?”“We won’t do that. We are only here to get rid of the monstrosities that our father unleashed to make it fair and square. Zac will take care
The Accidental Vampire Fight or flight
Zeus and Freya was still arguing when they finally noticed that their son was gone and so was his bolt. He had a smug grin on his face when he finally found the heir that is worthy of the bolt.“What are you grinning at?” Freya said.“You know what this means, don’t you?” “That you are an asshole for underestimating my son?”“He is also my son.”“Oh, now he is?”“I have to annoy him so we don’t have to force him into wielding the bolt. He did i on his own accord and the bolt chose him!”“That was your parenting skill?!” Freya could not believe how Zeus handled this. It worked but it was annoying and Zeus was so proud of himself.“I am sorry for all the times that we wasted without each other, Freya. You know I still loved you. I never stopped.”Freya did not stop loving the God too. The truth was, she had never loved anyone after Zeus. Elves, like the creatures of the dark can only love once and her love of her life was unfortunately the God of thunder, the father of her son. How can
