The next morning I was up by six, said a very short prayer, did some press-ups and hurried to the kitchen to tidy up the aftermath of yesterday’s cooking and dinner before Her Majesty strayed in there.
Apart from her dressing, there was one other thing that pissed everyone off in the family – her promiscuous lifestyle, which her parents saw as uncontrollable. This was despite the wealth the latter possessed, which she easily had access to, and the comfortable life she lived.
She had barely wiped off the toothpaste suds around her mouth when she came and greeted me in the sitting room.
“Good morning,” she greeted slowly.
“Good morning how was your night?”
“It was wonderful, the power outage notwithstanding,” she shrugged with a deep sigh as if she wanted to tell me something bad or nasty, while avoiding my stern countenance at the same time.
“I’ll be travelling for some days, maybe till Saturday,” she continued.
“Travelling to where?” I demanded folding my arms and eyeing her suspiciously.
“To Abuja, for an official assignment,” she whispered still avoiding my eyes.
“No problem, safe journey…are you going by air or road?”
“It’s an official assignment Tonye, and it’s definitely by air. I’ll be on the 10.30 flight this morning, so endeavour to take care of yourself while I’m away.”
With that, she tiptoed into the kitchen, while the transparent night gown swept past her. Watching her lean on the door frame brought back thoughts of my mother’s illness and my former course mate into my mind. I thought of the best way to remind Her Majesty about the balance of the medical expenses, while hearing her yawn.
She stood by my side and looked at me from head to toe, as if I’d transformed into another person.
Moments later, she was holding a tray containing a cup of hot tea, two fried eggs, a tin of evaporated milk, some slices of bread, a jar of honey, a small container of margarine and a jar of apricot jam. ‘Perfect breakfast for a saucy Princess.’ I thought to myself.
“Come and join me,” she offered with a smile across her lips, which was yet to get soiled with her lipstick.
“I’m not hungry yet,” I responded, while pulling out a chair opposite her. The dining table was small but could comfortably sit four adults around it. Right now only Tarami and I sat opposite each other, while the sun seemed to be slow in rising.
For the next five minutes, I kept observing her countenance, while I thought of the best way to proceed with my ‘request.’
“So Tarami, before you go…what’s your plan for the remaining Fifty Thousand Naira the hospital is demanding?” I spoke in the softest tone I could muster, while she spread margarine an apricot jam on two slices of bread. Afterwards, she placed them together and started stirring her tea, before raising up her head to face me.
“Tonye”, she began in atone that sounded like our mother while sipping a cup of tea at intervals. “I’ve told you times without number…I don’t have that amount of money, or do you think I’m lying?”
“This is our mother we’re talking about here, your mother, my mother…we are the only children she’s ever got in her entire life, and you think it’ll be proper if we let her die without lifting a finger?”
“Listen, about lifting a finger, if I’m not mistaken, we’ve already ‘lifted’ Five Hundred Thousand Naira.” She responded while I heard the resumed sound of the food she was eating. For a second,
I tried to imagine how this twenty-five year old lady’s face would look like with a slap on her face, and the subsequent effect on her official assignment. The room was steadily brightening up as I discarded the thought of hitting her from my mind, while enjoying the illuminating rays of the sun.
“Don’t even go there my dear; you know you contributed little or nothing with regards to that amount,” I whispered to her as the amount of food before her reduced drastically.
“At least I contributed, didn’t I?” At that very moment, I knew her face was beautiful, with or without makeup, and wondered why she spent a lot of money purchasing them in the first place.
“Do you know why I switched off my phone?” I asked her mimicking a schoolteacher.
“Nope,” she whispered without raising up her head as she used her teaspoon to squeeze the teabag into her teacup Thereafter she placed it in the tray, before crossing her legs.
“It’s because anytime Dr. Okio calls me, he always reminds me of my present financial state…mum’s life hanging by a thread, and the ‘nonchalant’ nature of his patient’s children – both of us, or would I say Tonye and Tarami.”
She downed the remaining tea and smacked her lips, as she suddenly stood up and headed for my room. She returned with my phone, and a face I prayed not to see in my dreams.
“Here’s your phone big brother,” she began while switching on the Nokia phone, and placing it on the dining table in front of me, before going to clear where she ate. When she’d arranged everything on the tray, she pushed the chair towards the table and faced me with anger in her voice, even though she tried in vain to conceal it.
“I did not, you did not, and as a matter of fact, nobody inflicted mum with any infirmity. God knows I’ve tried the same way you have in finding a way to look for funds concerning her medical expenses. E
ven a madman knows that the sudden disappearance of all Dad’s money isn’t ordinary, if not both of us know what the hospital bills demanding on a normal day could be given by mum on a typical Sunday service to any charitable group who would be lucky to be in church when she was in a good mood…”
She stared helplessly at the ground as she continued in her eloquent voice.
“Yes she is my mother and nothing will ever change that, but if it’s about the money, there’s nothing I can do about it… honestly.”
She walked towards me, looked at me with a deep sigh and walked into the kitchen. After washing up her breakfast ‘implements,’ she was placing the teaspoon in its place when my phone began to ring. I feared the worst had happened the moment I answered the phone, without bothering to check who the caller was.
“Hello”, I stammered.
“Am I speaking with Mr Taribo…Opuda…Stephenson?”
“Yes”, I stammered again.
“Why has your phone been switched off?” the female voice inquired in an icy voice.
“It has been with a technician for repairs, but I’ll soon buy a new one.” I felt very bad for lying to whoever it was at the other end, as I watched my sister hurry past inside to prepare for her ‘official’ trip.
“Anyway, your mother has been sedated…she instructed me to tell you that she would love to see you at noon, hope it’d be convenient for you?”
“Yes,” I answered, surprised how a stern voice could transform into a motherly one in a split second, while trying to conceal the rising apprehension in my voice.
I knew something bad had happened or was about to happen the moment she ended the call, but didn’t know when. Nurses and doctors always seemed to be unperturbed and confident, even if they were handling a very hopeless case.
For a moment it was amusing to imagine how the nurse spoke calmly even when she knew the patient (my mother) was going to die, if the surgical operation was not carried out soonest, sedative or no sedative.
I didn’t realise how long I sat at the dining table after the call, staring at the window, until my sister came out with a small bag ready to go to the airport.
“Who called…your girlfriend?” she asked feigning a serious tone.
“Yes, my girlfriend who needs money for an abortion, before her Dad finds out.”
She sat down and switched on the television, and paid no attention to me while she made a phone call, probably to a taxi driver. “It’s eight-fifty,” she informed me in a voice, almost like a whisper.
“That means you’d be at Omagwa International Airport before ten-thirty to catch your flight?”
“Yeah, I guess.”The apprehension I was feeling seemed to be on ‘pause’ while I watched her apply make-up to her face, which had the same colour like soya beans.
Soon, her face was well plastered with some powder, while her eyes looked smoky like firewood that had just been doused. Her silver earrings on the other hand were made of two circles each, possessing a different size and rotated whenever she shook her head.
Her lips and fingernails were the same – a sort of transparent colour. Standing up, she examined herself before the large mirror hanging on the wall in the sitting room, while I tried to cook up a nasty joke about her dressing.
“Your skirt might tear and expose everything inside when you try to sit down.” I said feigning a serious tone.
“Thanks for your concern, but I’m only wearing a G-string.
I opened my mouth for a minute as I stared at the black suit and silvery camisole she wore. They both seemed to be glued to her body when she turned and faced me, showing little or no concern for the question I’d just asked.
She lifted her handbag and held it stylishly with her right arm as she carried the bigger luggage with the left. For a brief moment, I blamed my late father for Tarami’s behaviour due to the manner he always went out of his way to dote on her.
She began to catwalk to the main door and soon stopped with her right hand on the door knob.
“I left some cash for my dear brother to use till I get back,” she said in a low voice. “I knew you won’t collect it if I gave it to you by hand, that’s why I left it on the drawer in my room…”
I would have loved to see the motherly expression on her face as she spoke, but it was impossible due to the Gucci sunshades that were presently adorning her eyes.
My straying mind soon snapped back to reality as the door she opened to step outside and meet the taxi driver, shut gently. I stood up with a sigh, bolted the door and stood by the window till the taxi was driven out of sight.
It was ten forty-eight when I stepped out of the apartment and headed for the hospital where my mother had been admitted. Out of all the twelve apartments on the block, my sister’s apartment was undoubtedly the cleanest. I’d say kudos to her, but it didn’t do anything to improve her ‘attitude.’Typical Benjamin Okpara Street in the morning saw people walking up and down somewhat aimlessly. I came out of the compound and started walking until a taxi cab stopped for me near Caledonia – a popular grill and night club, at the end of the street.I soon entered the taxi cab which was painted blue and white and shut the door, while thinking of Caledonia which in the next seven to eight hours would come ‘alive.’ The driver took a couple of short cuts before we were stopped by a traffic warden, who subsequently allowed the lane sideways to move. As I waited in the taxi cab, I began to wonder why my mother wanted to see me.The traffic warden soon waved our line to move, and the driver sped to
Words could not possibly describe the way I felt, while thinking about my mother that Friday morning.It had been two days since the ‘revelation’ about Ebie, as thoughts about my sister’s arrival crept into my mind. I removed the second button from the hole on my blue long sleeved shirt, while waiting for a taxi at the tail end of Sani Abacha Road.Four or five minutes later, a taxi cab stopped with three other passengers, and opened its front passenger door for me to get in. My wristwatch showed ten-thirty in the morning as the taxi cab sped to my destination – Agip Junction.The moment I came down from the taxi cab, I walked a few metres to where some bus conductors were shouting ‘Rumuokoro’, ‘Rumuokoro,’ and stepped into the passenger seat of a blue Mitsubushi L300 fifteen seater bus.I sat beside a fair lady who suddenly reminded me of my sick mother’s complexion. The bus kept stopping to pick and drop passengers until it finally reached my destination – City High School Rivers St
Timmy hadn’t changed much, except that he looked fresher now that he was in a lot of money. He had a stylish haircut and was dressed in an expensive suit.The farthest part of the room where he’d been having fun with his girl, looked as if it was designed for that ‘purpose.’It contained a large futon, a big white bar near the window, three white armchairs and a centre table made of glass. There was a white custom made sofa on which the duo now occupied.“More grease to your elbow, but can you guys please pause…Timmy and I got some important chit-chat to do.”“Tonye, what are you doing here?” he stammered at me.“I’ll start by apologising for what I did to your guards, furniture and…” I paused while staring at the door. “…and also your receptionist.” I picked up the gold coloured necktie on the ‘ice’ table and threw it at him, when my hand suddenly became suspended in the air, the moment I saw the face of the girl who’d been panting under Timmy’s ‘torture.’ Timmy walked up to me,
“Tonye, Tonye, I’m at Omagwa airport, please just wait…I’m on my way.” Tarami’s voice was a mixture of fear and confusion, while I didn’t bother to respond, when she called again an hour later. Immediately she ended the call, I put down the phone and continued staring blankly at the television screen.That particular day was a Saturday, followed by Sunday…by Monday the countdown to the initiation would begin…just a matter of time.Less than an hour after I spoke with Tarami, there was a knock on the front door, and I could guess who it was.“Calm down, just calm down…everything’s okay…stop crying…sit down.” It took me more than twenty minutes to pacify her, before she stopped crying and sat down with a wet handkerchief.“Mum is dead and gone Tarami…she won’t be buried, nor would any party, wake-keeping or church service be done for her. I had her cremated.” I’d barely finished my last sentence, when she shouted me down like someone in frenzy.“She’s been what…do you know what you’ve d
The ‘big day’ had finally arrived for me as I sat on the edge of the bed. I thought about everything that had taken place from my father’s death to the revelation by my mother.A minute later, I saw my sister at my door with a pink toothbrush between her lips, mumbling a word of greeting to me. I waited patiently for her to prepare for work, as I sat quietly in the dining room. Everywhere was quiet except the drizzling on the roof. The entire compound was so quiet in this new place.Everyone kept to him or herself and the security was tight. Moments later, I beheld my sister in a bright red suit.“Security here is as tight as your skirt.” I mumbled while Tarami drank a cup of water from the water dispenser, near where I sat. She soon put the cup away and sat opposite me. She fixed her gaze on me like a suspect in the middle of a criminal investigation.I looked outside the window as the drizzling continued on the window, grass, flowers and cars outside.“Tarami,” I began in a very sof
“Tonye, Tonye, I’m at Omagwa airport, please just wait…I’m on my way.” Tarami’s voice was a mixture of fear and confusion, while I didn’t bother to respond, when she called again an hour later. Immediately she ended the call, I put down the phone and continued staring blankly at the television screen.That particular day was a Saturday, followed by Sunday…by Monday the countdown to the initiation would begin…just a matter of time.Less than an hour after I spoke with Tarami, there was a knock on the front door, and I could guess who it was.“Calm down, just calm down…everything’s okay…stop crying…sit down.” It took me more than twenty minutes to pacify her, before she stopped crying and sat down with a wet handkerchief.“Mum is dead and gone Tarami…she won’t be buried, nor would any party, wake-keeping or church service be done for her. I had her cremated.” I’d barely finished my last sentence, when she shouted me down like someone in frenzy.“She’s been what…do you know what you’ve d
The phone rang the second time before Tarami answered it drowsily with her eyes barely opened.“Who …who’s on the line?”“I’m sorry to wake you up at his time, it’s me…its Taribo.”She immediately sat up on the bed, rubbing her eyes and pushing away her blanket.“How was it, what happened…you’ve been on my mind since you left.”“Listen, I’m not ready to answer all your questions, but the freaky initiation went on well. ‘Stage one’ is complete, that’s all I can say.”“So where are you now?”“I’ll see you when the time’s right…”“What do you mean when the time’s right, can’t you come over to my office?”“Even if I came to your office, you won’t be able to see me.”The line went dead, while Tarami stared at the phone screen, which displayed the time duration of our conversation. The time on my wristwatch showed sixteen minutes past six in the morning. The initiation had taken the whole night and the entire morning. Strangely enough,I neither felt tired nor drowsy, while I kept walking f
I walked confidently with every stride, before stopping at the end of the car park. Students were nowhere in sight, as some of the non-academic staff could be seen walking to their posts and offices to resume duty for the last working day of the week.Almost ten minutes later, a blue SUV slowly rolled into the last space in the car park. On closer observation, I realised it was a Ford product, big, stylish with tinted glasses and definitely expensive.I couldn’t say this was part of the initiation ceremony, since the initiation had been concluded with congratulations from the goddess of prosperity herself. I looked at the ring on my right hand as I brought the katana closer to my left side. Some moments later,I realised it was rather unnecessary as a lady came down from the driver’s seat in the SUV, came round and faced me after removing her sunglasses.“Good morning your…your Utmost Prosperity…”“Good morning Mr Tamunoonye. A wonderful day it is… or would I say, a perfect morning?”
Timmy knew sleeping was the least of his worries as he brought the bottle of McDonnell’s to his mouth the fifth time. It was three o’clock in the morning and he also knew most Ebie initiates would be doing something similar to what he was presently doing, wherever they were.His apprehension seemed to escalate when he noticed his Ebie katana was not on the wooden rack, after his invisible double had returned from the marine sphere. He wished drunkenness would lull him to sleep, so he wouldn’t think about the consequences of what had just happened.He brought the bottle to his mouth the sixth time and cursed himself for contracting only one assassin to get rid of me. He thought about his money, cars, company, girlfriends, investments and stocks, but didn’t think about penury.I woke up on the altar the next morning to see Tarami kneeling beside me, peering into my face like a nurse.“Hope you’re better?” she whispered.“Let’s go home…it’s all over,” I whispered while looking around the
Inside the church, despite the fading pains on my body from the accident, I knew I had no choice but to maintain that sedentary position, until my invisible double successfully concluded his ‘mission.’I ignored the heated prayers around me, while my buttocks remained ‘stuck’ upon a white plastic chair. It was a good thing the weather was cold and the mosquitoes were at bay, else we all would have been soaked in our perspiration before daybreak.I closed my eyes and opened them again, trying to imagine what was going on in the mind of my invisible double. Although I knew what he was presently doing, I knew there was nothing like the feeling of being there personally. Slowly, I turned my head towards Tarami and saw her praying like her late mother.“You will die the same way you made my leviathan die,” the goddess screamed at my invisible double before she slumped backwards onto the surface of the watery altar and melted on the flat surface.All eyes were now on my invisible double as
At that moment, I felt sorry for Tarami – for having to put her through the entire stress, knowing fully well she had to be at her desk tomorrow morning in the bank. Saret Andeki had started praying in whispers, while Pastor Alozie opened his large leather Holy Bible.I never intended for anyone to get hurt in the process of carrying out my late mother’s wish. This was why I felt the weight of guilt, as thoughts of all the people I’d delivered since joining Ebie, began to race into my mind.My eyes were still on the door which had since been shut. The circles of prayer warriors had just been formed, and Pastor Alozie looked like a ready medieval General for a much anticipated battle, he was sure he’d win. I only took my gaze from the door after Tarami’s right hand held mine.She bent down and looked at me affectionately, while the other hand stroked my face.“It’ll soon be over Tonye…very soon,” she whispered to me in a soothing voice. I nodded as an usher went around the church audit
I swore never to allow myself to be bothered by a woman again, when I was finally discharged from the specialist hospital, that fateful tenth day of July 2013, with a truckload of medication.Tarami’s magnanimous branch manager had offered her official car and driver to take me home. I said goodbye to the Nigerian, Syrian and Indian doctors and nurses, who’d taken their time to cut and stitch me for more than three months. I was amused at Tarami’s tears of joy, as we journeyed to her apartment that afternoon.“Please drive us to the church….” The driver looked surprised, while he stared at the traffic lights ahead.“Madam said I should drive you home from the hospital, not…”“I want to go to the church and thank God.”“Okay, just drop us and we’ll use a taxi to church-” Tarami cut in. The driver seemed not to hear us until I made one last statement.“If you don’t take me to the church before going to her apartment Mr Karim, I’ll come to her bank tomorrow and tell the manager you drove
After an intensive massage one afternoon, I thought about the other Ebie initiates and wished they could witness everything I’d witnessed, especially Diane Orek, in her present state. She was the least of my worries, since one of them had even tried to kill me, by procuring an assassin. Staying in the hospital was frustrating, due to the healing and recovery process, which went on at a snail-speed. Many things had improved in my daily routine, especially my feeding pattern. I now fed myself, though salty, spicy and fried foods were still disallowed from my diet. My body, especially my blood needed sugar, so I indulged in ice creams and sweets on several occasions. As for the portrait, I looked at it at every available moment. Sometimes, I imagined me and Tarami as orphans who were running away from the goddess and dying in the process of surviving Ebie’s pangs, while the time rapidly ticked away. It was the third Sunday in June as he itched for the meeting to come to an end. If he
God had never failed or disappointed him ever since he became born-again two decades ago, and he knew he wouldn’t start now. As far as Pastor Alozie was concerned, the major battle at hand was the ‘third stage’ of the Ebie saga he was now faced with.The ‘first stage’ was the attack by the naked demons in my house. The ‘second stage’ was the accident which incapacitated me and the ‘third and final stage’ was the proposed face-off between me, Pastor Alozie (any other ‘interested’ party and the goddess.On the day the last surgical operation was to take place, Tarami and Pastor Alozie were given fifteen minutes to talk with me before I was reeled to the theatre.“I’ll come around immediately I’m through from work,” Tarami whispered as she held my hands.I looked at her smooth face and thought of how my abdomen had been scarred with stitches. The psychologist had advised me to keep recollecting happy thoughts and memories before the surgical operation commenced.This made me smile whenev
If anybody had told me that my invisible double was still ‘alive’ and ‘functional,’ I’d laughed heartily at such a person. The door to my room opened slowly and I stopped laughing at the cartoon on the television.I thought it was a nurse and tried to prepare my buttocks for another round of morning injections. Instead of a cheerful feminine face in a white uniform, I was surprised at the huge, six feet figure carrying a hamper, while entering the room with a smiling face.He looked satisfied with the occupant he’d just met, as his right hand began to reach for the back of his waist.“Are you Tamunoonye?” he asked in a friendly tone. Before I opened my mouth to answer, I watched in surprise as his smile soon turned into a painful, ugly grimace. He began to stagger towards my bed, while the hamper and dagger dropped from his hands.The next moment, I saw his white silk shirt become soaked with blood, flowing from his mouth and nostrils. He began to gasp for breath as the shiny blade w
While Tarami’s imaginary kiss landed on my forehead, Ibeabuchi put finishing touches to his ‘tools’ of work. As a former mobile policeman, he knew the modus operandi of the Police and Mobile Police respectively in the State.He was conversant with their nature and more importantly, how long they usually took to respond to a distress call.On the small table beside the window, two oiled pistols lay with a well sharpened service dagger between them. At that moment, he wasn’t concerned with the instruments of death before him, rather he marvelled at my picture, taken by a special camera inside the marine sphere.He tried to wonder why a handsome and suave gentleman deserved to die. Four hours ago, he’d received a message alert on his mobile phone. It informed him of his savings bank account with Union Bank, which had just been credited with Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Naira, by one AdiyaAdetuyi..Upon completion of the assignment, he would receive the remaining half.Examining the p
The goddess sat on one of the chairs near the pool of ice particles, while she kept observing the portrait, which was now held by three ‘marine aides.’ It depicted her Utmost Prosperity in a ceremonial military uniform, inspecting the corpses of six men tied to six wooden posts.Their heads were bowed and blood was flowing from their ripped abdomens.“Tonye, Tonye, Tonye…you were going to make me proud by being an exceptional Ebie initiate, but your foolishness will now lead to your painful ascension.”The three naked women remained stone-faced as the goddess gave out a loud cackle which shook the entire orb.“A new initiate would find this very useful…see to that.” She rose up and made for the watery altar, with the three women walking silently behind her.They overtook her when they were a metre to the watery altar, before placing the portrait gingerly atop it.“Tonye, you disappointed me terribly,” she whispered to herself as the portrait was slowly absorbed by the watery altar. Be