Chapter 8 and 9

THE CRAZY NEWBIE

CHAPTER 8&9 

     

            ★(THUNDERBOLT)★

IXORA'S MANSION

Ixora watched the videos again for the millionth time and she started laughing again, falling down from the couch.

"Gosh!, I fell for her completely!, I love her! " She said. 

"Ricardo will be fuming with anger right now, I'm sure of it" Eve said, coming out of the kitchen with a bowl of grapes.

Eve is her first housemate and only friend, the second housemate is Wendy's friend unfortunately.

"I swear, I trust he'll be threatening to kill her right now but that'll sound more funny if anyone hears that he's a coward who can't even stand bugs" Ixora laughed again.

" But that girl, she's hot!" Eve winked, plopping a grape into her mouth.

" I know right?, she's freaking cool, I'm jealous of her toned skin and the beauty moles on her face" Ixora smiled.

Binta came downstairs and they both went quiet.

She's the third housemate.

"Ixora aren't you so thoughtless?, She did that to your brother but you're happy?, She humiliated Bora our school empress and you're happy! " Binta yelled.

Ixora looked at Eve and they both laughed loudly, leaving Binta stupefied for a minute then Ixora stood.

"Everyone in this great institution is aware of how much I despise Ricardo's egoistic, illogical, arrogant and f*ckboy attitude, so tell me how it affects you that I support that badass" she said to Binta's face and Binta stepped back.

Eve stepped in.

"And did you just refer to Bora as the school empress?, Why?, Because she's the girlfriend of president Newton the head of The Emperors?, Did your brain take a leave of absence from your head or something?, Bora is a well-known prostitute just like you and Wendy, I don't know why president Newton can't just see that" Eve said.

" I need to tell Wendy about this, you just called her a prostitute" Binta said. 

" Do you need me to drop you in front of her mansion?, She can't do more than a dead rat" Ixora said.

" And calling them prostitutes wasn't wrong ok?, Wendy and Bora has done every style in the s*x world.... Doggy" Eve said.

" Check" Ixora replied.

" Lap s*x" Eve said.

" Check" Ixora replied.

"Motorcycle" Eve said.

"Check" Ixora replied.

"Legs up" Eve said.

"Check!!!! " Ixora screamed and Binta rushed out of the house.

Ixora and Eve exchanged glances and laughed out loud.

"You're crazy, what the hell is motorcycle" Ixora said.

"Ideas babe, ideas" Eve replied.

" Shouldn't we go see miss Spitfire?" Ixora said.

" That's true, where can we find her at? " Eve replied.

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" Here's the main hostel pool, there are like six but this is the most popular because The Emperors do swim here too" Monique said, getting to the pool with November.

She has been showing her around.

November stepped away from the poolside. 

"You know I hate pools" she said.

"You're still not over your fear for pools and waters?" Monique replied, leaving the pool with her .

" Let's check out the last place, cinema!" She winked.

" This hostel has a cinema?" November said surprisingly.

"Of course" Monique shrugged.

They got to the big cinema and November shook her head.

" So.... This is it" Monique said. 

" Why won't the students get spoilt when everything is in excess, are you sure there are bright students in here? " November replied, looking at the cinema.

" Of course, take me for example, I still maintained the best grades here, I'm the best female student" Monique said, entering the cinema with her.

" I trust you, but who's the best male?" November asked curiously.

"Don't be surprised" Monique replied.

" Is it who I'm thinking about?" November asked.

"Who?"

"Barron" November replied.

"Wait .. you met that insipid jerk already?" Monique replied.

"Sure"

"It's not him" Monique said, stopping to look at November.

" So ... Who? "

" Ricardo" Monique said.

November laughed so loud that she almost fell on the ground.

Monique had to watch her like a movie.

"You're a good comedian" November said after she stopped laughing.

Monique put on her phone and clicked on something.

"Here, last semester's mock exams results" she showed November and her eyes widened.

Ricardo never got less than 97 or 98 in all courses.

"How the hell is this possible?, I'm sure he's cheating!, How the....no no no... this is highly surreal" November said, still in shock.

" Everyone is still in shock about his performances too, I mean...he's a guy who's obsessed with f*cking the hell out of Newton girls,I don't know how he reads" Monique said.

November didn't bother to look around the cinema before walking out 

"You don't believe me yet?" Monique asked, running after her.

" Don't talk about his grades anymore,I don't want to listen to anything concerning him" November replied.

" Even president Newton is not as brilliant as him, Newton is the third best, Francisco is the second best, Kennedy is an average student like you" Monique said 

" Unbelievable" November shook her head.

" Dahlia our third housemate is the second best female student, the third best is not in school currently" Monique further said.

" Enough, enough of the gist about grades ok?, I don't want to listen to it" November blocked her ears with her palms.

Monique laughed and Ixora appeared with Eve.

"Hey Spitfire" Ixora waved and before November could talk, she hugged her.

" I'm your biggest fan spitfire, I love you Soo much!" Ixora gushed, kissing November's cheeks after breaking the hug.

"What's going on?" November asked in confusion.

" Monique please introduce me to this babe!!" Ixora said impatiently.

Monique stepped in.

"So November...meet Ixora Wealth, Ricardo's junior sis" Monique said and November smirked, wiping her cheeks with her palms.

"Are you here to beat me for your brother?, Then what's the meaning of the kiss on my cheeks?, Is it like Judas's kiss?, The kiss before my death?, Are you here to kill me?, Sorry but it's Impossible because I'll....

"Hey Novy, calm down ok?, You didn't even let me finish the introduction, she's his sis but his complete opposite" Monique interrupted and November sighed, looking at Ixora.

"I love you" Ixora mouthed.

"She's not in support of Ricardo's acts so just take this as normal, she's a b*tch like us, not the slutty ones" Monique said.

" Oh.... Cool" November replied.

"And I'm Eve, her friend, I love you too" Eve waved.

" Thanks" November muttered.

" So... Can I hug you again? " Ixora asked but before November could answer again, Ixora hugged her.

"Help me teach my brother more lessons, he's a freaking coward, he'll pee on his pants if he sees a bug, it's what he fears most" Ixora whispered before releasing her .

November smiled.

"I like you" she said and Ixora smiled.

"By the way I'm still in my first year , English major" she said and held Eve's hand.

" I'll see you tommorow spitfire, I love you!" She waved and left with Eve.

" I seriously like her " November said.

"I knew you'd like her, we should go back to the mansion" Monique replied and just when November was about to oblige, Barron came by.

"What's up babe?" He waved mischievously, trying to touch November's hair again like the other time.

Monique grabbed his hand and hit it on the wall hard.

"Arrg!!" Barron yelled.

"Thanks babe, though I was planning to do something more painful to him" November said and left with Monique.

"Do you still feel betrayed by what he did last year?" Monique asked as they got to the front of their mansion.

" I don't want to talk about Barron please" November replied and went in.

" Hard nut" Monique said and went in too.

Dahlia is back and she's on the couch, sleeping peacefully.

"Hottie" November said.

"She's really pretty right?" Monique smiled.

"A LC student like me?" November asked.

" Yes, her dad works under Bora's dad" Monique replied.

Bora's dad owns a conglomerate too.

" Cruel fate" November muttered and Dahlia opened her eyes.

Immediately she saw them, she spranged up and November's eyes widened when she saw her messed up hair.

"Wait... Did you give your hair as a sacrifice to some ancestors?, What the f*ck" November said.

" Bora did that to her yesterday just because she used same color of dye" Monique replied.

" That crazy shit?, How could she..." November  said, checking out the hair.

" You're in this mansion?" Dahlia asked gently.

"Her voice! " November said.

" The sweetest voice in Newton college" Monique smiled.

" Yes I'm here" November replied and Dahlia smiled.

" You should have given Bora a taste of hell, how could you allow her to cut your hair" November said again.

" My dad is her dad's manager, if I talk back at Bora or do anything to fight back, my dad will get fired, I don't want that, dad is the only one who provides for my needs, mum is long dead so if dad gets fired, it's over for me" Dahlia said.

" She's right, just like how your dad works under Newton's dad, if Newton decides to bully you today, you won't be able to do anything because of your dad, that's exactly how it is" Monique explained.

November exhaled.

" I doubt that, I'll make him pee on his pants if he tries that" she said

"So .... Bullying is gonna continue?, It's not making any sense" she said again.

" I know, but I'm ok with it, after this semester we're left with just one more before graduation, so I'll keep enduring" Dahlia said.

" Poor girl" November said.

" I'm starving!" Monique shouted.

"I'll cook, you both should relax" November said.

"I've never seen you cooking before" Monique said.

"Take it as an honor, I'll be right back" November said and rushed into the kitchen.

She decided to make salad since it's the simplest she could think of.

She opened the freezer and got different kinds of fruits.

Carrots, cucumbers, pineapple, apples, grapes, lemonades and oranges.

"Let's get to work" she said, wearing her cap backwards after rolling up her sleeves.

"Don't let me go!, Don't let me go!, Don't let me goo...

She sang one of The Fray songs as she did her legendary salad.

When she finished mixing everything with mayonnaise, she sprinkled lemon on it and smiled.

"Done!" She said, taking out the dishes.

She settled them on the dinning table and both Monique and Dahlia joined her.

"Are you sure this is salad?" Monique asked as she looked at the plates.

" Then is it poop?" November rolled eyes.

"Calm down" Monique rolled eyes too and picked a fork, Dahlia did the same.

They ate it at once and the fork fell from them.

"I've always known I'm a born chef, do I need to open a salad restaurant? " November smiled.

Dahlia and Monique ran out of the room to the nearest restroom.

"Why are they running?" November wondered, having a taste of it.

Her eyes widened.

" I should call the cops on myself, I'm a serial killer, f*ck!" She said in a muffled voice before rushing to the bathroom.

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NEXT DAY≈NEWTON COLLEGE

"Newton didn't f*ck you last night?" Poppy asked, making her way to class with Bora.

" I swear it, I had to use vibrator on myself, I hate him for making me exhaust my horny mood on a f*cking vibrator" Bora replied sadly.

" It's a different story here, Ricardo was so angry because of November last night so he poured all his anger on my p*ssy, he almost tore it up seriously" Poppy replied.

" He did the ice cream thing again?" Bora asked, hiding the jealousy in her voice.

"Of course, he can't f*ck you without licking ice cream on your cl*t, it's always so pleasuring like damn! " Poppy replied and Bora could feel herself getting wet already.

"Stop talking about it" she said and entered the class before Poppy.

" What's up? " Poppy wondered, entering too.

The class is full already and immediately they took their seats, November stood.

"Where are you going?" Dahlia and Monique asked at a time.

They're both sitting beside her.

"They destroyed my handbook yesterday" she replied and climbed the table.

She jumped down in front of it and walked to the two, chewing gum gingerly.

Her hands are in her big crazy jean pockets, she's not wearing a cap today.

👥 What's she gonna do again?

👥 She's going to Bora and Poppy

👥 She's surely a lover of trouble

"Bora, the garbage can is coming" Poppy whispered and Bora looked at that direction.

She stood.

"What?" She asked when November got to her.

"150 dollars, my handbook" she replied, glaring at the two of them.

"You're audacious seriously" Bora smirked.

" On the count of one to three" November replied.

"Bora, give her the money" Poppy said.

Bora remained still as November raised her right hand.

"One" she said, folding a finger.

"Bora.... please" Poppy said.

"Two" November folded another finger.

"Bora..." Poppy said in fear.

Bora took her bag and got two hundred dollars.

"Three" November said and Bora placed it on her palm 

She extracted 150 dollars and threw the remaining cash on Bora's face.

"Buy roll on with that, I can smell the bad ooze from your armpits" she said and everyone gasped..

" You low garbage can!, I'll find out the daughter of who you are and I'll destroy you!, Wait for it!" Bora shouted.

November looked back and smiled.

"Good luck, birdbrain" she winked.

"Bird...bird...what?" Bora said.

"November, Prof Dallas calls for you" Binta said by the door.

"I'll be right back" she said to her friends and left the class, following Binta.

They came across Newton who was just about to enter The Emperors block.

"November?" He called 

"I don't really know what you were thinking when you were asking Bora out but whatever it is, it's out of sense, and if it's love, love is really blind, it's deaf and dumb too, in fact it's using a wheelchair" she said and walked past him.

Newton looked at them again, wondering where she's going with Binta.

He saw Binta with Ricardo earlier so he grew suspicious.

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Binta got to the front of a building and faced November.

"He's waiting inside" she said and left.

"What kind of a lecturer meets in a place like this?, Is he a pedophile?, Should I get a knife?" She said as she held the knob.

She opened the door and stepped in but immediately she stepped in, she slipped and fell on her face, she bled from the nose immediately.

Water was actually poured down for her.

Someone grabbed her and pulled her up roughly, it's Ricardo.

He has that look of victory and mockery in his eyes as he watched blood running down her nose.

He grabbed her shirt in the front, locking it in his palms.

"Do you think you can go scot free after what you did to me yesterday?" He said, locking her shirt more roughly.

The shirt left her tummy already as a result of his lock, her tummy is visible right now.

"If you want me to f*ck you tell me straight, instead of going through corners" he said, looking at her demandingly.

November smiled as the blood stained her mouth.

"You're so foolish, so much that the word FOOLISH is jealous of your foolishness" she said.

" What!'

"Wait recharge card, do you think you're safe right now?, Aren't you scared for your life?" She said, still smiling dangerously.

" Recharge...what?" Ricardo said, not believing his ears.

" Card " November smiled.

"How dare you..

" Do you know what it feels like to get hit by a thunderbolt?" She asked.

" What?" Ricardo said in confusion.

" I'm sure you haven't felt it before, but you'll feel it...now" she said and skillfully released herself, then she spun around before landing a punch on Ricardo's face.

He bled from the nose and mouth Immediately, then he fell on his knees as dizziness got him.

Water came out of his eyes of their own accord.

"I don't think December will even be for rest anymore because of motherf*ckers like you" she said and raised her fist on him again but someone caught it from behind.

She looked back to see Newton.

"Stop" he said.

"Get lost" she smirked and used the punch on him instead.

"F*ck!" Newton groaned.