Chapter 258: Fifty-Fifty shot

There's a fifty-fifty shot I've won a million dollars in sweepstakes from my Nigerian friends or... the true gift, they have selected me as America's newest shoe ambassador.

I click on the email and squeal in delight — thankful there's no one around to hear — when my new favorite shoe company's banner loads at the top of the email.

The first line reads, "Congratulations, you've been selected." I skim through the first paragraph and a bunch of legal jargon about how my entry to the contest was picked out of thousands. Then at the very end the last paragraph of the letter says, "We'd like to offer you a position as our newest brand ambassador."

"Oh my crap!" I stand up so fast my chair flies behind me and I scream in the tiny room I'm using as an office and a bedroom.

I got it. The promotion, which will keep my blog afloat for the next few years. I'd worked so hard on my video and spent a year learning how to use Instagram the best possible way. I even took a stupid hashtag cours