TWO: SPICE IT UP

IVY'S POINT OF VIEW

"My marriage is doomed." I breathed out in defeat, sulking on a bite of cheeseburger and bottle of Coke.

"It can't be that bad." My best friend's words, those exact words are what I have been holding on to, trying to escape the reality of it all.

"You are saying that because I haven't told you about this morning." Cleaning my mouth with tissue paper before I begin the dreadful story.

Oh, this morning.

In spite of the unforgettable embarrassment of last night, I didn't give up, I was going to bring the mountain to Muhammad.

I got in the shower with him, I mean that's the easiest way to get your man to have sex with you right? But it wasn't quite easy in my case.

It wasn't at all.

We are both naked, a quicke should surface even if he's rushing to work right? But guess what? My husband stood at the other end of the bathroom like he's going to lose his job if he had minute sex with his wife.

Mind you, he owns the motherfucking company.

He rushed out of the bathroom, what's worse he gave me a friendly kiss on the forehead.

Who the fuck does that?

I don't want a fucking kiss on the forehead, I want him to take me on the bathroom wall, break my fucking back, make me scream but no, what did I get? A fucking kiss on the forehead.

"Holy shit," Meghan said in between laughs, she's mocking me.

Meghan Morgan has been my best friend for as long as I can remember, the only friend I have. She doesn't believe in marriages, she doesn't want to get married but she'll rather be a baby mama.

Megan has two beautiful girls for two different celebrity hotties, I'm not proud to say it but my best friend lives on child support.

She's mocking me now because she has tried to drag me into her belief system years back, which is impossible to do. I'm a sucker for love plus if I tell my Latina mother I don't want to get married, I'll find my self in the church getting delivered by Father Mario Luis.

"Stop that," I mumbled in shame, taking another bite of my Cheese Burger, I closed my eyes savouring the taste in a dramatic way, my jaw moving up and down in slow motion.

"Girl, you might don't want to hear this but Cole is shagging another punani." I immediately lost my appetite, dropping it on my plate.

I thought about it for a second and I came to an immediate conclusion.

Not possible.

"Cole would never do that, he'll never hurt me. We love each other." Cole and I have known each other for a very long time before our marriage, he was my high school sweetheart, my first boyfriend, my first love, my first everything and I'll make sure he's my last.

"Then how would you explain, no sex in months." She smirked. I'm short of words, so I didn't say a thing.

"I can't but it's going to happen today with your help." I smirked.

I'm coming for you Cole James.

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"Thanks." I smiled at Cole's secretary before making my way to Cole's door. I took a deep breath, making a silent prayer.

God, please let my husband screw me. I mentally slapped my self, that doesn't sound right. I muttered a quick plea of forgiveness before opening the door, entering my husband's office.

"What are you doing here? Is Lily okay?" He looks shocked to see me standing before him.

I held my coat which hid my very sexy underwear. According to Meghan, I don't show up naked, you show up wearing sexy lingerie even if it's uncomfortable.

Very uncomfortable.

How sexy can it get, steamy sex on his office table, taking me from behind, while I try hard not to scream because of the other employees?

Holy water.

I dropped opened my coat on the floor, bringing my left leg forward hoping I don't look stupid in my attempt to look sexy. He looks shocked, his jaw his literarily on the floor.

I walked forward slowly as the cold of his office hit my partly clothed body, heading towards him.

"W-what are you..." I silenced him by putting my index finger on his lips once I got to his table.

"Hon you can't..." I dragged him up with his tie, bitting down on my lips.

"I can't what?" I smirked as I stared at a speechless Cole.

I pushed my hair to the side battling my eyelashes, feigning innocence. I smiled removing his glasses, placing it on the table.

Before he could say any disapproving words, I smashed my lips on his, dragging him in between my legs.

Give it up to my husband not to move, he just stood there frozen. I bit down hard on his lower lip, he opened his mouth giving me entrance, his minty breath fans my mouth.

I placed my hand around his neck bringing him closer, I shifted resting on the desk, my legs on his waist trapping him in between my legs.

He withdraws, I open my eyes which was initially closed.

"W-we can't s-someone might c-come in." He tried to get away from his trapped situation.

I looked up at my handsome stuttering husband, he's so cute. Since high school Cole has been shy, he almost passed out when I agreed to go with him to homecoming. Cole is also a major nerd.

My nerd.

"Then let them come," I whispered slowly and seductively in his ears, I can feel the wetness in between my thighs.

I aggressively removed his suit from his body, before I could remove the shirt, he led my two hands.

"Wait!" I soon heard knocks on his door. I stood up from the table, pushing Cole back into his seat.

"Tell her to come in." Smiling at the stupid thing I'm about to do.

"W- what? Shouldn't you get your coat?" He looks like a baby caught stealing a piece of candy.

"Should I?" I smirked, I bent down slowly getting under his desk.

"W-what do y-you think you are doing?" He asked mortified.

Trying to give you a blow job, duh.

Before he could stand up, I pushed the chair closer to me.

"Let her in," I said again, placing my hand on his thighs.

"C-come in." I heard him say after clearing his voice, I heard her step in. I ignored whatever they were saying.

I proceeded to unbuckle his belt, Cole's leg shaking and have barely touched him. I just imagine his facial expression, my imagination fueling my sexual hunger. My finger trailed up his thighs, I stooped before placing my hand on his clothed dick.

To my surprise, my husband jumped out of his seat like he just saw a ghost.

The fuck.

"Sir, are you okay?" I could hear his secretary's voice now.

"I'm good."He rasped out.

Here I was thinking last night is going to be the most embarrassing night of my life, until I saw a spider causing me to rush out of his desk, hitting my head in the process.

"Madam?" My eyes widened realizing, I'm standing before his secretary half-naked.

"Hey." That's all I managed to say in shame, rubbing my head.

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"What was that?" I yelled, hugging my coat.

"W- what are you talking about?" Cole doesn't do too well with confrontations, he approaches me.

" Treating me like I'm some plague, jumping out of the chair while I was trying to give you head." I'm pissed but I don't like when he gives me that look, like I'm the bad person.

"W- we've never d- done that before." His cheeks heating up.

Why does he have to be so cute

I huffed out in defeat as I stared up at him in silence, he's a lot taller than me. He adjusts his glasses, he does this when he's nervous.

"Are you cheating on me?" I felt stupid asking. The color on Cole's face drained.

"W-what? N-no" He stuttered, placing his hands on my shoulder.

"It's either that or you are trying to divorce me." I pouted.

"Of course not, W-what makes you say that?"

"Meghan says you are cheating on me, Our little princess thinks we are getting a divorce because we don't show that we love each other anymore, plus we haven't had sex in months." I spilled.

"Wait, Kitty thinks we are getting a divorce?" I nodded.

"First of, I'm not cheating, I'd never. I have all I need right here. Secondly, I'm not letting you go because I love you so much." I smiled at his words, he bends placing his lips softly on mine.

I closed my eyes savoring the moment, I opened it once I felt the absence of his lips.

"I love you too," I whispered.

"I will make efforts to spend more time with you." He cupped my cheeks with his cold hands.

"And more sex too?" I pouted.

"Yeah." His cheeks heating up again.

"Promise?"

"Promise." He smiled.

"Well let's spice up this marriage."

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