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XXXIV: This Beau Does Not Only Bites But Also Scratches
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2024-10-29 19:42:56In the maids' quarters, Court Lady Han suddenly opened her eyes and immediately rises into a sitting position. Beside her is her roommate, also his majesty's maid. The maid opens her eyes in a sleepy manner, awaken by Court Lady Han's sudden and hurried movements.
"What is it Court Lady Han?" The maid said as she closes her eyes back yet her ears are still waiting for her response.
"His majesty! I dreamed of him, being dirtied by a pig!" She said.
Her voice is a little hoarse. Perhaps it is because she just woke up that her throat feels dry. Or perhaps she got a cold from Eunuch Xu? She angrily said in the back of her mind, "Eunuch Xu, you really didn't do anything well, did you?"
The truth is, he indeed dreamed of his majesty but what dirtied him is not actually a pig. It's Xu Zhengming. How did our Mingming dirty him in her dreams? Who knows? But it must be quite interesting. (A/n: Sorry children! XD)
"Aiyah, Court Lady Han, we keep on telli
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