My Full-time Servant/Lover

My Full-time Servant/Lover

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"How did you capture his majesty's heart?" This is the question that everyone wishes to ask the newly hired eunuch to serve the emperor. Xu Zhengming, also known as Eunuch Xu, the great Casanova in town. His looks aren't inferior to Pan An's, and he knows it. This beautiful man knows all types of women and mastered the ways to get them. He experienced being chased many times but successfully gets away every single time. On that one fateful night, while running away from a group of women he bumped on his majesty the emperor. And with that, the ruler of an empire took him to his palace. Now that he's back to the imperial palace, previous relationships won't remain in the past. First friend, first love, first heartache. Connections that got severed by the sharp blade of fate. Will the once parted and now finally reunited be separated for the second time?

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Prologue

Tonight is a moonless night. The dark sky has only twinkling stars to illuminate the heavens.

As usual, the night market has a countless buzzing variety of stalls. Some stalls sell street foods. Some sell weapons and tools. Some sell books, medicines, and magical items. And some sell cosmetic products.

And in just a split second, everyone in the street turns their head to stare at a certain man who is more or less in his early twenties. He barely catches his breath as he runs as if his life depends on it. The night is chilly however, droplets of sweat are visible on the perfectly chiseled features of his face. The hems of his robe by his chest are also drenched in sweat but this only added to his overwhelming charisma - giving off a wet look.

This man can be described as beautiful rather than handsome.

Delicate rather than sturdy. Like a small flower that is extremely fragile to the breeze and rain.

This man is strenuous rather than graceful.

His long black hair in braid sways in his every movement. His wide and long sleeves flap in the air that almost look like a pair of wings.

He runs and runs and runs. But why is this man running?

Well... that is because not lesser than ten ladies are running after him.

"Who's that young man?"

"He's so gorgeous."

"Is he a cultivator?"

"Look! Aren't those ladies members of the emperor's harem?"

"You're right! I know some of them. They're indeed the emperor's concubines!"

"This man... isn't he digging his own grave?"

"I like his guts. Hahaha"

Some widen their eyes in amusement. Some raised one of their eyebrows.

Some snickered.

And some didn't really care but this man just caught their attention.

He wants to let out a deep sigh. Unfortunately, he even barely catches his breath so he can't do so.

In his mind, thoughts of regret and sorrow flooded.

"Ah, why am I born like this? God, isn't this too unfair?"

He lowered his long eyelashes as he unconsciously scratched his cheekbone with his forefinger out of anxiety, almost touching the small mole under his left eye. "Why am I born too gorgeous? If being born good-looking is a sin, can I still attain my salvation?"

As a scholar, he isn't a stranger to literary works. In fact, one of his hobbies is writing a poem. He was so good at it that even in a critical moment like this, he can still construct one.

Like a lotus in the lake

That they seek as they wake

It is not possible to ignore this beau

For this one's smile is a poison to you

Just like a rose in full bloom

Full of thorns that cause gloom

This one's eyes, my alluring eyes

Like the salvation in the sea of lies

You shall not fall onto me

For I cannot repay thee

The man can't help himself from smirking. He's just too proud of his 'skill'. This man indeed mastered the art of praising himself. He thought, he's not only good-looking, but he's also witty. That makes him a beauty with a brain. He can't help but whisper to himself, "Ha! I'm a real package deal!"

This man's name is Xu Zhengming. At the age of 23, he already lost the count of his ex-lovers. Sometimes he's loyal, most of the time two-timer if not three.

He's not even a loyal customer in just one brothel. Almost all the prostitutes know him as a celebrity.

Well, Mingming isn't bad-looking at all. He's a classical counterpart of the modern era's heart-throb Casanova. A sweet-talker, a goddamn poet. He mastered all types of women. Thus, hitting into one is not a complicated matter to him. He knows what pleases and upsets a woman depending on her 'classification'.

Even though he got this kind of reputation he actually graduated as an imperial scholar.

Because his family isn't that well-off, he got a weak connection to those in the palace. Thus, despite getting this rank in the imperial exam, it was hard for him to set a foot inside the imperial palace. He's been unemployed until yesterday.

Today was his official first day as a eunuch. And on his very first day, he wants to quit his job for good.

"There he is! Catch him!"

An imperial guard yelled not too far away.

His fellow guards nod and also run after him together with the emperor's concubines.

"Ah, what the hell? I am not into men!" Xu Zhengming exclaims.

The truth is, he really wants to make his first day as a eunuch a memorable one. But for some 'cruel' reasons, in an instant, he doesn't want to become one anymore.

He took the ways where there are a lot of people, trying to blend in. But it seems like the world is against him and the gods up in the heavens despise him for being so good-looking. His gorgeous self can't blend in with common folks! His beauty is of a peerless kind. Too out of this world. No matter how he pushes himself deeper in the crowd, it's always like he is in the spotlight.

Along the way, he can't avoid bumping into people from time to time.

"Excuse me."

"Watch where you are going!"

"Excuse me. Sorry, sorry."

"Oh my, what a handsome face!"

Xu Zhengming's ears rang when he heard a high-pitched voice of a maiden. To him, it sounds sweet like rain in the desert.

He made an effort to turn his head to the maiden and gives her a wink and a mischievous smile.

He said while still trying to get away. "I'll catch up to you later, young miss!"

He got the chance to witness how her smooth white face goes red as she smiles bashfully.

"Let me through. Sorry! Excuse me!"

Not only the ones after him are getting closer, but worse is also that the crowd is blocking his way and he finds it difficult to pass by. The concubines and guards are catching up with him.

"Don't chase me! I'm leaving the palace!" He yells at them at the top of his lungs but still, the ones after him didn't stop.

Realizing they kept on running after him, he changed his strategy. He kept his head low and made a turn into a dark alley.

He runs in a pitch-dark narrow street.

He barely can see what's ahead of him. What can he only see clearly is the starry night sky.

"Where did he go?" A voice that belongs to a man dominated the noisy crowd.

Another voice of a man sounded but it's not as loud as the first man who spoke. "We lost sight of him! Squad leader, we better go in different places."

"Good idea. Go!" The squad leader commanded.

When the imperial guards finally went different ways, as well as the members of the emperor's concubines, Xu Zhengming is finally able to let out a sigh of relief.

After catching his breath, he stamped his foot and gritted his teeth.

"Fuck, if I have known this beforehand, I would not have dreamed of becoming a eunuch. I---"

He didn't have the chance to continue complaining. Out of nowhere, a hand pushed him onto the cold, hard wall. The force is a bit too much and the impact made him groan. Before he could even react, another hand covered his lips.

He thought, "Wait, am I getting robbed? Fuck! I am planning to quit my job and there's no way I'd earn money for the meantime!"

His quick response didn't fail him. He tried to free himself from the ill-intended person in front of him. Unfortunately, this person is stronger than Mingming and only tightens the hold as he tries to struggle.

Knowing he's not going anywhere, he changed his tactics and bites the person's hand. Sure, this is an effective way. The person immediately withdraws his hand.

He took this as an advantage and calls for help.

"Tsk." The person clicked the tongue as if very much annoyed.

This person quickly captured Xu Zhengming's wrists with both hands and pinned them to the wall.

"Help! Help me! There's---"

The next thing he knows, something soft touched his lips.

"Mmmppff!!" But the more he avoids his lips on the soft thing, the harder it pressed. And it's becoming moist too.

He suddenly realized, "Wait, I know this. I know this very well."

His eyes curved upwards and his lips slightly stretched into a smirk.

"Oho~? What a bold lady."

Xu Zhengming started to respond to the kiss. Yes, our protagonist is being bold.

The other didn't expect this and froze in an instant. This person's hands turn cold but still firmly holding Mingming's wrists.

Then loud and heavy footsteps echoed in the alley. "Right here?" A man said, most probably an imperial guard.

"Yes, I heard a voice earlier." Said the other.

The guard tried to look at the narrow alley but saw nothing but darkness. "Seems no one is there though. Let's try searching over there."

Then the two guards headed in another direction.

Meanwhile, Xu Zhengming is now on fire. His eyes closed, feeling the affection. The warm sensation of the passionate kiss melted his heart. Though this person's lips are a little dry than those of the ladies who he kissed, he didn't give it much thought.

However, the feeling is not mutual to the other.

As soon as the guards left, the other let go of Xu Zhengming's wrists and quickly pushed him to the side.

He almost lost his balance because of the force. Good thing, he managed to regain his balance after stepping backward twice.

Xu Zhengming, "Aren't you too strong for a lady? Are you perhaps a cultivator?"

The other said nothing. They are somehow distant from the busy street and so the noise from the crowd is not too loud. In fact, their breathing and the sound of rustling sound of loose clothing can be heard.

Then a red flame ignited in the top portion of a talisman in the stranger's hand, giving off a bright light similar to that of a candle.

With this, Xu Zhengming can trace the other's built under a lame brown cloak, covering the upper part of the face with its hood. The stranger's long ink-black hair is loose.

"My lady, y-you sure have nice muscles." This lady is bigger than the slender Xu Zhengming.

"Who's your 'lady'?" A low voice of a man sounded.

Xu Zhengming's smile froze. "Eh?"

Did he hear it right? He thinks he heard a husky voice. But how could it be?

The stranger took his cloak down, revealing a pair of obsidian black phoenix eyes. His sword-like eyebrows knitted, creating a wrinkle in between. He has a pointy nose and thin lips. Mingming would not deny it, this person is a man with good looks but will never admit that this man is as good-looking as him.

He leans closer to Xu Zhengming's face, putting his hand against the wall for support. He then said, almost whispering, "Why are my concubines after you?"

Mingming's eyes bulged as he stares at the face of this person in commoner's clothing who claims that the ladies after him were his concubines. He indeed looks like someone he just saw in the palace!

"Y-your majesty?"

It really seems that this unfortunate protagonist, Xu Zhengming is hated by his ancestors and the heavenly beings. Just how bad his fate could be? He just sexually harassed someone, not knowing that this person is the emperor of the imperial palace!

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Haewon Tang
This is so funny. I'll keep on reading!
2023-09-12 18:47:59
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ghost the gray
a great fun read, full of funny antics, but gets a bit silly ...
2022-06-24 23:50:25
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nathan blas
100 percent good story
2021-10-27 02:06:23
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Prologue
Tonight is a moonless night. The dark sky has only twinkling stars to illuminate the heavens. As usual, the night market has a countless buzzing variety of stalls. Some stalls sell street foods. Some sell weapons and tools. Some sell books, medicines, and magical items. And some sell cosmetic products. And in just a split second, everyone in the street turns their head to stare at a certain man who is more or less in his early twenties. He barely catches his breath as he runs as if his life depends on it. The night is chilly however, droplets of sweat are visible on the perfectly chiseled features of his face. The hems of his robe by his chest are also drenched in sweat but this only added to his overwhelming charisma - giving off a wet look. This man can be described as beautiful rather than handsome. Delicate rather than sturdy. Like a small flower that is extremely fragile to the breeze and rain. This man is strenuous rather than graceful.
last updateHuling Na-update : 2021-09-20
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I. This Beau is Running for His Life
"Y-Your Majesty, Please spare me!" Xu Zhengming stutters and his knees trembling. Yes, he is prideful but he knows very well that aside from his good looks he has nothing to be proud of. The emperor's phoenix eyes seem burning as the flame on his talisman reflects its radiance. He narrows his eyes as he looks down at the shorter man. This scene looks like a vicious predator is calculating how many times will it chew the pitiful trembling prey before it goes down to its stomach. Seeing this look on his majesty's face, Xu Zhengming kowtowed on the ground. His head is only a few centimeters away from the emperor's feet. "This... this lowly one greatly offended your majesty. I... I deserve death." Of course, Mingming doesn't mean any of it. He might have 'unintentionally' sexually harassed him but he thought, the emperor will not kill him for that offense... right? He must be reasonable, right?! It took the emperor a long time befo
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II. This Beau is Confused AF
"Pffft..." His majesty tried his best not to laugh. His identity is revealed to this beau so he has to maintain his composure. Seeing this, Xu Zhengming caught this and can't help but frown. "The concubines truly believed that you, a mere little eunuch, could seduce me? Ridiculous!" The emperor's voice still has a trace of suppressed laughter. "Would I be able to seduce his majesty if I am older then?" Xu Zhengming let out a rhetorical question with a displeased tone. Rude as it seems, luckily, the emperor didn't bother to give it much of a thought and changed the subject. "But what I found more... 'amusing' is that..." He clearly emphasized the word 'amusing'. It's more like the emperor used the word instead of "funny" to spare the little eunuch's face. "You didn't know that your rod will be removed to set your journey to become a eunuch? Pfft... Hahahaha." The emperor couldn't hold it any further and laughed out loud. Xu Zhengming's face turned red out of e
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III. This Beau and the Empress
"Your majesty, her highness Princess Yin Xiulan has come." The court lady outside the hall announced loud and clear. "Come in." He answered. The doors of the hall slid open and the princess general walks in with her chin up. Although she's the first princess of the eighth generation of the dynasty, she isn't wearing an elegant and luxurious hanfu nor headgears or headdress made up of expensive materials. Instead, she only wears her usual pink tai chi-fu, and a jade hairpin to keep her long hair into a bun. In her right hand, she holds her closed fan made up of bamboo and rice paper. But what she saw made her eyebrows twitch. The emperor and his newly hired eunuch are happily chatting as they have their morning meal. Xu Zhengming quickly put his chopsticks down and faced the princess with a bow. "I was wondering what took you so long, and so I came here personally. It turns out you are still having your pleasant meal... with your servan
last updateHuling Na-update : 2021-09-23
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IV. This Beau is Left Alone at the Emperor's Hall
"Where have you been?" The emperor asked his little eunuch with a serious tone. Xu Zhengming and Empress Xue Chi walked for quite a long time before finally settling in the imperial garden. Also, on his way back to the Lotus Hall, he can't avoid getting lost. His memory isn't bad but when it comes to direction, he has it hard to get back into the right path. When he reached the Lotus Hall, the discussion between the emperor and Princess Yin Xiulan was long through and so, he has to find his way again to his majesty's hall. He almost got drenched when a sudden rainfall started to wet the ground. By the time he arrived, the emperor is already having his lunch. Xu Zhengming couldn't help but unconsciously swallow his saliva as he stares at his majesty's luxurious meal. "Didn't court lady Han told you, your majesty?" His gaze is still at his majesty's dish. The emperor played his chopsticks saying, "She did. She informed me that you went to a walk
last updateHuling Na-update : 2021-09-23
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V. This Beau is Sick
"I appointed a eunuch to serve me and assist me to lighten up my burden as the emperor." His majesty whispered to himself annoyingly as he looks at the sleeping Xu Zhengming. His complexion is pale and his temperature is quite high. He got a fever.The emperor whispered to himself once again. "But it seems you just add up to my burden."He picks the nearly dried towel and soaked it in a lukewarm basin of water. He then squeezed it to remove the excess water then put it on the little eunuch's burning hot forehead.The court lady informed him that he was found lying on the emperor's bed a few hours ago when they are still away from the palace. She was about to nag him and drag him out of the bed but she found out that he got a really high fever. The court lady felt bad for making him leave the bed, and so she did not wake him up. In exchange, she couldn't stop apologizing to the emperor as she weeps."Your majesty..." The court lady is still swallowing her
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VI. This Beau and His Majesty's Double
Loneliness and sighs Is this the wisdom's price? Like a bird in a cage Shouldn't I be on stage? I felt being held back I can only blame my bad luck Under this willow tree Only here I am free. Yin Wenyan's lips form a slight smile after rereading the poem for who knows how many times already. He himself has lost count on it. This is the first poem that he got to record in a book. This poem was composed by the sixteen-year-old Xu Zhengming when he was still studying in the imperial academy. At that time, the long-lost royal siblings just got returned to the imperial palace. As early as then, Yin Wenyan already threw away his identity and became his twin brother's double. That's the will of the Grand Empress Dowager and they cannot possibly contradict it. They simply don't have the power yet His life at that time isn't too diffe
last updateHuling Na-update : 2021-09-24
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VII. This Beau is in the Imperial Kitchen
"Eunuch Xu." Yin Wenyan knocks on the door thrice. "Are you doing just fine there?" Xu Zhengming gritted his teeth and tried to smile. "Your majesty, I am defecating here. Why are you following me? Do you intend to cheer for me to poop?" "Pfft..." Xu Zhengming heard the suppressed laughter and giggles of the maids outside the toilet. Now, he's torn between being embarrassed and annoyed. The emperor turns to his maids and raised both of his eyebrows. His face asking sincerely, 'should we?' The maids' grins on their faces got even wider. They nodded in unison. The next thing Xu Zhengming heard was a loud chant. "Eunuch Xu, we wish for your success!" Court Lady Han shakes her head and whispered to herself, "Youngsters these days..." Xu Zhengming literally laughed while gritting his teeth. He doesn't know how to react. Why does this emperor with his maids following him here? "You... you didn't eat anything ever since yester
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VIII. This Beau Receives A Gift
"Every time I see your alluring beauty, I remember the Plum Blossoms in Mount Tai."Xu Zhengming shows his killer smile to the young maid. He also made sure to position his head slightly facing the left side. He believes that it is his best angle; that he looks handsome the most in this angle.The truth is, he already used this line countless times.The young miss blushed and giggles. "You flatter me, Eunuch Xu.""How about me, Eunuch Xu? Do you remember something whenever you see me?" Another maid asks as her big round eyes glimmer."You're enveloped with a lively atmosphere. Whenever you're around, your surroundings brighten. Just like the morning sun that shines above the skies. Warm and full of life." This line as well... he literally lost count of how many times did he use this."Ooooh. Is that true, Eunuch Xu?" The maid beams a smile.Xu Zhengming smiles at her, "Of course."Court Lady Han can't stand it anymore. She scol
last updateHuling Na-update : 2021-09-24
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IX. This Beau, The Maids, And Court Lady Han
The time for a conference meeting with the emperor and high-ranking eunuchs has come. In the Pavilion of Literary Glory, not less than a hundred old eunuchs are present and are divided into two sides. The high-ranking eunuchs from the Yin clan and Xue clan.The emperor who's currently sitting on his throne in the middle of the platform looks mighty in his usual gold yellow and black robes. It's Prince Yin Wenyan's turn to act as the emperor.In every conference, Yin Wenyan acts as the emperor. Among the triplets, he was the most rational, collected, and matured after all. Little did everyone know, he's the real tactician behind the countless war victories led by his sister Princess Yin Xiulan.The Grand Empress Dowager vested this position directly to him. Though Prince Yin Wenyan is reasonable, still she decides over certain matters. For example, the incident in the Town Square yesterday.On the other hand, Xu Zhengming and the rest of the emperor's serv
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