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XI. This Beau is a Pig
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2021-09-25 17:30:19Today is a little cloudy but it doesn't seem to rain any time soon. Though it's not a hot day, Xu Zhengming's sweat is dripping down across his face.
It's been almost half an hour since he left the imperial kitchen to get his majesty's food but until now, he's still on the way to the emperor's hall. Or rather, he's still figuring out where exactly is he and in which direction is his place of destination.
The food in the tray he's holding has long been cold.
Good thing, he saw a maid passing nearby. He quickly headed towards the young lady.
"Good day, miss. Are you in a hurry?" And the great Xu Zhengming shows off his killer smile again. It seems it became an involuntary reflex whenever he sees a young lady of his age.
"No. What is it, Mr. Eunuch?" The maid casually asks.
"Young miss, are you lost?" He winks at her which made the young lady subconsciously take a step backward. She looks at him with a puzzled expression filling all over her fa
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