JOHN
It’s like she’s looking right through me. The intensity is almost violating. Her energy is on the ceiling. “What makes you think you’d be a good fit for running a castle? It’s a lot to handle.” She’s not the right fit.
“I bet. You’ve got a groundskeeper that doesn’t speak a lick of English, a maid that doesn’t clean behind the art in the corridor. No chef, and no butler. By the looks of it, you’ve also got unpaid bills on your desk, and suitcases under your eyes. You’re in over your head.” I’m slightly surprised she picked up on that, “How do you know I don’t have a butler?”
“Because your suit’s not pressed.” She quips. “Even if you were right. What makes you think you could handle it all?” I wonder. “You know what? You’re right. I can’t do this. It’s too much, you’re too much.” Her eyes widen. “Thank you for your time. I’ll see myself out.” Wyatt slings her bag over her shoulder and turns to walk out.
Ernie walks in with my next interview. Another old man who looks like he couldn’t keep up with me on my worst day. Wyatt walks by Ernie and sprints down the hallway. Something in my gut makes me want to chase her down.
The old man reaches out and I shake his hand. “Mr. St. Jacks. It’s so good to finally meet you.” He takes a look around the room. “Would you excuse me sir?” I beg of him. “By all means.” He furrows his brows as I run out of my office.
Ernie tries to keep my pace. “Sir you shouldn’t keep this man waiting too long. He was highly recommended. He may be the one.” I stop and put my hand on Ernie’s chest. “The next time you pass through here with your mop, don’t forget to clean behind the sculptures.” He rolls his eyes at me, “Yes master.”
I make my way to the middle landing on the grand staircase where I can see Wyatt at the door. “Ms. Hendricks.” I call to her. “Mrs.” She says. I walk down the steps, “I thought you weren’t married?” She puts on her coat, “Don’t you have a man to interview upstairs?” She steps out and closes the door.
I shake my head. She’s feisty and I rather like that about her. I walk outside just as she reaches her car. “Wyatt, wait!” I yell to her. “What do you want?” That’s a good question, “I want someone who’s just as stubborn as I am.”
The man that was just in my office walks out with a scowl. He waves me off with a bah and drives away. I look at Wyatt, “I’d like to finish our interview.” She rolls her eyes at me, “Do you always chase women out of your house?” Pieces of her long brown hair fall from her bun into her face. “Quite the contrary actually.”
“Should I feel special?” She says sarcastically. “I’m not used to women who oppose me. I kind of like that about you.” I reluctantly admit to her. “Oh, so you’re a masochist?” She clearly hates me, “Why are you so angry with men?” She looks at me condescendingly, “Not men. Just you.”
“So now I’m the special one?” I grin at her. “Why are you smiling?” This is kind of fun now, “Because you think I’m special.” I play along. “Listen, I don’t have the time nor the desire to pick up after your messes.” Her tone becomes more serious. “I have a maid for that. You would be supervising the staff, budgeting, paying bills, organizing events, and such.”
“Would, being the operative word.” I drop my act, “Will you?”
“Why do you think I’d be a good fit for this, Mr. St. Jacks?” What can I say to her to make her want to stay? She’s already made up her mind. “If you put half as much passion into your distaste for me, as you would with this position. You’ll do just fine.”
She stares at me for a moment, then looks up at the castle. I’m patiently waiting for her to answer me. My lips are pressed. I know she won’t throw herself at me like most women do. That would complicate things. She’s not my type anyway. Wyatt is beautiful, but she’s nasty on the inside. That’s not attractive.
“I can’t work for a man like you Mr. St. Jacks.” God dammit, “Johnny. Call me Johnny.” I try to charm her. “Johnny, I will never work for you. Have the day you deserve.” She turns towards her car. I almost had her there for a second.
“What if I increase the salary by twenty thousand?” She stops and turns to me, “Try it for a month, no contract. If you can’t stand me then you can leave.”
Wyatt ponders for a moment, “No thank you. I’m gonna head out. It was wonderful to meet you. Truly.” She steps towards the car.
“Can you really afford to turn down this offer? I know your house is in foreclosure.” I really don’t want to play this card. But it’s my last ditch effort.
“You’re a despicable, chauvinistic, masochist, stalker.” Wyatt is pissed off now, but she’s still not getting in the car. I think I’ve got her where it hurts.
“So when can you start?” I ask her confidently.
“You can’t afford me.” She’s wrong, “Try me.” Wyatt rolls her eyes, and smirks at me. “Double the salary. You provide me with a car, good health insurance and four weeks paid time off.” So demanding. I play along, “Anything else? A baseball field, an island or maybe a yacht?” I laugh.
She’s not having it, “I stated my requirements Mr. St. Jacks. If you don’t want to hire me, I’m sure you can find another old man who’s better fit for the trade.” I debate that thought, “I’m not sure I want to. I’ll raise the salary by fifty thousand. You may have access to a car for the duration of your employment. I will give you three weeks paid time off, and insurance.”
“Deal.” She says. Excellent, “See you tomorrow.”
WYATTThe country roads are quite peaceful. My mind is in a fury. How the hell am I supposed to start tomorrow? I can’t fucking pack my life up in one night. The offer was too good to refuse. But this man is going to take my sanity.My house looks like shit. I should pull the weeds along the walkway before I leave. The last thing I need is for people to think I let everything go. I guess I did just that. Fuck it. This isn’t my home anymore. It hasn’t been since Tim died.Maybe working for Mr. St. Fuck Face won’t be so terrible. It seems like a fairly decent position. I hope I don’t have to deal with him much. I’ll just hire a good butler to pamper his sorry ass.I pull some empty boxes from my pantry. The doorbell rings. Whatever they’re selling, I don’t want any. I open the door and I’m shocked to see her, “Harper! What are you doing here?” She hasn’t around in a while. “I got off early today. Figured I’d come check on you.”She stands tall in a gray pantsuit and sneakers. Her long b
WYATTTI thought only suburban housewives had brunch. What the fuck was I thinking? This is so not me. A luxury suite in a castle? Who the hell does he I think I am? The groundskeeper comes in with a cart full of my things. She carelessly unloads my boxes onto the floor. She throws my muddy suitcase. It cracks, “Thanks for that.” She shrugs me off and walks out.My new bathroom is nicer than my house was. The tub is enclosed in marble and there’s a television tucked in the alcove. Who watches TV in the bath? I hear someone knocking. “Housekeeping!” Ernie jokes. I needed that. “Hi Ernie.” I sit on the tufted bench at the end of my bed. Or is it a chaise lounge? I have no fucking clue.“Is there anything I can help you with?” Actually, “How ‘bout a stiff drink?” I beg him. “Later perhaps. There’s still an hour before brunch. Would you like the grand tour?” He’s smiling like he’s up to something. “Absolutely!” I say.He leads me downstairs through the kitchen into the garage. It looks mo
JOHNI enjoy making people feel uncomfortable. It’s one of my many hidden talents. Wyatt blushes when she’s embarrassed. It’s almost cute. I brush my long wet hair. There’s a clump stuck in the bristles. I tie half of my hair back to keep it out of my face. Tonight I’m taking my date to a concert. Jeans or leather pants? I pull on a pair of ripped up denim nut huggers. “My ass looks great in these.” The mirror doesn’t lie.Ernie walks in, “Could they be any tighter?” I furrow my brow at him. “What do you want?” Isn’t he supposed to be cleaning or something? “I thought I would check in with you about dinner tonight.” I pause for a moment. “I’ll just get something on my way to the show.” Ernie nods, “Very good sir.” He looks like he has something on his mind. “What is it Ernie?” He falls into my chair.“I’m worried Wyatt won’t want to stay.” Why would he think that? “I gave her the contract to sign tonight. It’s an offer she can’t refuse. She will stay.” He puts his arm over his forehea
WYATTIt’s my first night in the castle. I’m a little apprehensive about it I suppose. My curiosity is raging. Are there ghosts here? Will someone be waking me up at the crack of dawn? Or do I make my own schedule? Everything feels so up in the air.I still need to sign the contract Johnny gave me earlier. My stomach is over full from eating three slices of a meat lovers pizza and pounding two pints of a heavy stout. I draw myself a bubble bath. Watching music videos in a bathtub is a life I never thought I would be living. This isn’t so terrible.The muffled sound of Johnny’s motorcycle vibrates as he gets closer to the castle. I wonder his date was stupid enough to come home with him? I’m too nosy not to find out. I have to be sneaky about this. Stealth mode unlocked. I’ve got this. I’m hiding in the doorway behind the grand staircase.Johnny and his date stumble out of the kitchen. They are obviously drunk. I can almost make out what they’re saying. This outta be good. They are get
WYATTI’m not sure I can trust him right now. He’s drunk but not obliterated. His smile is almost menacing. I almost feel uneasy standing here. “I’m going to head up to bed now.” Johnny’s watches as I step away. I can feel his gaze on my back. Hopefully he’s not following me. I’d rather discuss this in the morning.Don’t look back. Just keep walking. I’m so mad at myself for even thinking about spying on him. He also could have perhaps divulged the fact that he can watch every camera here on his phone. They could be installed everywhere. Oh god. What if they’re in my room? They better not be. I’m never gonna be able to sleep tonight. I lock my bedroom door.At this point I may just tear up the contract and call Harper to get me the fuck out of here. I should have listened to my gut. He’s not the kind of man I want to live with. Let alone work for. I pull the covers over my head.Knock Knock.You’ve got to be kidding me. “Wyatt?” Johnny says at the door. Maybe I just won’t answer. “Ca
JOHNAnother stormy day in paradise. God I love thunder. I can feel the energy of every rumble. It’s giving me the extra strength I need to get out of bed this morning. An alarm goes off on my phone. I tap my screen to the front door camera. There’s a delivery man standing there in a brown uniform. “Someone will be right with you.” I tap the intercom button on my wall. “Yes sir?” Ernie answers.“Get the door Ernie. Have the man bring the computer to Wyatt’s office.” Ernie answers, “How do you know it’s the computer?” Why does he bother to question me? I don’t even respond to him. He’ll figure it out.I sit in the shower thinking about last night. It’s pretty hot that Wyatt was watching me slam the shit out of that woman. My dick gets hard thinking about it. I stroke it until I cum. I see her face. Not the woman I sent home last night. Wyatt’s face. I imagine her sucking me off. The thought of her on her knees sends me. Fuck that was good.Maybe today I can actually stomach some breakf
WYATTI would like nothing more than to wrap my hands around Johnny’s neck and choke him. He’d probably like that too much. I’m perusing the internet for potential chefs. My gut tells me to hire only men. I don’t want to put any women in his line of fire. The man is a walking sexual harassment case.Ernie shuffles in, “Any luck?” I click through to the next page on my screen. “Yes and no. It seems that most of these chefs are either too expensive or not available right away. I need more options.” Ernie shrugs, “Too expensive? I surely doubt that.” I look up from my desk, “He gave me a salary cap of fifty thousand.” Ernie waves his hand in the air, “That’s preposterous for an estate this size and lavish dinner parties. Please, he can afford five times that.”Maybe Ernie is right, “I’m gonna go talk to him.” Ernie encourages me, “Don’t talk honey. State your demands.” I sigh, “I’ll do my best.”Johnny’s on the phone in his office. I wait until he hangs up to knock. “Come in.” He’s sitti
JOHNThe man I see in the mirror isn’t the man I once was. Johnny St. Jacks the guitar god, no more. I sit in the shower of my newly inherited castle to think, and jerk off. The steam feels good. Nothing like blowing a load to clear my mind.I’m starting to look a little scraggly with my hair this long. Should I chop it? I pause in front of the mirror for a moment feeling a bit unsettled. I heave over the toilet and throw up. Fuck this sucks.My office setup in the center of the library. The surrounding shelves are full of first editions, and vintage books. There are a few exotic plants by the windows and six electric guitars hanging high on the walls. My beloved acoustic sits next to my desk on a stand. I miss the days of playing with my band mates.My phone rings, “Johnny St. Jacks.” Her name escapes me for a moment. I rub my beard as I listen to her tell me about her day. “So, are we still on for tonight?” I smile. “Excellent. See you then.” I walk into the corridor. There’s statue