Poison her

"Do me a favor, Stanley. Call Ethan and invite him to dinner this Saturday. Also, tell him that I said he should come with her," said Old Urkel while he casually flipped through the pages of the business magazine that he was reading.

Stanley was surprised. He did not expect his master to invite the woman he hated the most to dinner. He was definitely upto something. Whatever it was, it was definitely not good.

He bend slightly and asked hesitantly, "Sorry to ask this. But, sir. Are you–do you intend to kill her by poisoning her food that day?"

Old Mr Urkel burst laughing when he heard his butler's words. His laugh was loud and uncontrollable despite his old age. The butler was surprised and confused at the same time. But then again, it had been long since his master had laughed like this.

Old Mr Urkel stopped laughing when he had enough and spoke, "Poison her? C'mon, you know me better than that, Stanley." He picked up his coffee from the table and took a sip.

"T-then why do