Today’s my day off. I should sleep in. If I could, I totally would. So what’s stopping me from languishing in my bed? Seventy-four pounds of fluff is trying to suffocate me as she climbs onto my chest shaking in fear because an ambulance sped past our building with the sirens blasting. Whoever named her Tinkerbell can go to hell with their sense of humor
“Tink…” I groaned under her weight, trying to get her off me so I could breathe. “I know… scary loud sounds.” I tried to soothe her by petting her head as I managed to get out from under her and lay on my side, giving up most of my bed to the massive six-month-old Leonberger puppy.
“You’re safe. I’m right here.” I assured her, snuggling into her soft fur as another siren outside made her whimper.
I sighed, turning my head to look at the clock on my microwave across my tiny apartment. No point trying to get any more sleep, I’m fully awake, and it will take some time to settle Tinkerbell down. Poor baby has severe anxiety about loud sounds. Her fear is why she flunked out of training while the rest of her litter are all moving forward and will be excellent therapy dogs.
“How about I get us both something to eat, and then we go for a… walk?” I suggested using an upward inflection to catch her attention as I said, ‘walk.’ Her head perked up as her tail started to wag. “You know the drill. I can’t do anything till you get down.”
I groaned as Tinkerbell jumped with excitement making my futon bed shake before jumping onto the small floor area. I really should find a bigger place. Eighty square feet is not a big enough place for Tinkerbell and me, as she will keep getting bigger. But I can’t afford a bigger apartment.
Plus, I only pay six hundred fifty a month for this closet of an apartment. Sure it’s cramped, and I have to go into the hall to get to the tiny bathroom to take a piss, let alone shower, but for this price, it was a steal. Do you know how unheard of that is in Manhattan?
So while Tinkerbell ate her kibble, I took my shower, and I should try out for the circus with how much I have to contort my body every morning to use that broom closet of a bathroom and get dressed in there. If it connected to my apartment, I wouldn’t bother changing in there, but I am NOT walking down the hall where the creepy guy across the hallway can leer at me in a robe.
Two hours later, I was dressed for a morning jog around Central Park with Tinkerbell. I was rocking black leggings with my comfy hot pink racerback tank top and running shoes. I’d spent a little longer drying my hair today before putting my black and blonde split-colored hair into a french braid.
Tinkerbell had her big pink flower clipped to her harness, so people stopped calling her a boy when they saw us walking because the pink harness and leash weren’t big enough. Just because she’s a large breed, people assume she must be a boy. I don’t like that. Big girls can and are just as beautiful as anyone else. That goes for every species, dogs and humans alike.
“Going for a walk?” Trevor called out to me, leaning in his doorway.
I think he’s trying to flex. I don’t know, but no one stands that way unless they want to show their muscles. The problem is that Trevor doesn’t have any. The guy is such a creep. He moved in last year and has been trying to get me on a date since he saw me. And while he’s not the most unattractive guy I’ve met or that lives in this building, he’s a dick. As if I would respond favorably to his sexist and racist comments that he thinks are compliments.
“No, I’m going to the Westminster Dog Show.” I rolled my eyes, hurrying Tinkerbell into the elevator.
“Maybe I could….” Trevor started to offer something. I’m assuming he was about to offer to come with me. I’ve never been so grateful that this elevator’s door closes fast.
“Mama bicho,” I muttered as the elevator started taking us down.
I sighed, rubbing Tinkerbell’s side to keep her calm. I would have taken the stairs, but Trevor would have followed me. I don’t like putting Tinkerbell into uncomfortable situations, but I needed to get out of that awkward situation. “I know, Tink. But it was this or dealing with that creep. I’ll buy you a puppuccino on the way home to make up for it.” I promised.
We walked the two miles from my building to Central Park, keeping to the far right on the sidewalk to avoid pedestrians and the loud sounds of cars passing by. Tinkerbell is usually okay with car sounds until people start honking their horns, screeching their tires, and leaning out the window to shout at other drivers. So we try to remain as small and out of the way as possible with a dog her size.
“Mommy! Mommy! Look at the doggie!” A small child shrieked as we entered the park.
Oh, fuck, so it begins. I moved to intercept the child to keep her from getting to my dog. Tinkerbell loves kids, just older kids that aren’t shrieking maniacs with sticky fingers that don’t know how to pet an animal, let alone with long fur like Tink’s. “Back off, kid,” I instructed as I held my hand out. Poor Tinkerbell had already started to cower behind my petite frame. This kid better back off.
Of course, my tone sets the kid off. And like clockwork, they started bawling, finally catching her mother’s attention. The woman pocketed her phone, which was more important a second ago than knowing where her daughter was, before rushing over and grabbing her daughter’s hand, and glaring at me. “How dare you make my daughter cry. She wasn’t hurting anyone. She just wanted to pet your dog, you bitch.”
“How dare you not keep your kid under control. Teach her better. You don’t just rush up to a strange dog and try to pet it.” I countered, throwing the blame where it belonged, her irresponsible ass. “My dog doesn’t do well with small children. It is my job as a dog owner to protect my dog and, in this regard, protect your kid. So get out of my face and watch your mouth. There are little ones around.” I snorted.
“Tinkerbell, come,” I instructed with a soft whistle.
Tinkerbell may not have passed the training to be a therapy dog, but she did learn her commands. She knows what I mean when I say come and whistle. Like the well-trained good girl she is, unlike that rugrat, Tinkerbell moved to my left and kept pace with me as we walked away, leaving the outraged Stepford wife in our dust.
Putting that woman, her spoiled kid, and my creepy neighbor out of my head, I started to enjoy my walk. It was a lovely day out, the sun was shining, and Tink was doing great despite some louder ambient noises around us. So it was a good day.
We wandered for a while with no set destination before we both were tired. I have short legs, and Tinkerbell has a lot of fur, so we get tired quickly, and we walked over a mile to get to the park. I led Tinkerbell over to some shade so we could rest.
Or resting was my plan. Too bad life never goes the way I plan. A blur of yellow fur startled Tinkerbell with high-pitched barks as someone’s unleashed corgi started doing figure eights through Tinkerbell’s legs. This, of course, freaked my poor anxiety-riddled puppy out. “Tink… whoa… it’s okay.” I tried to calm her while I tried to grab the corgi with my free hand, wanting to stop it from scaring my dog.
Just as my fingers brushed the zoomy dog’s collar, it yipped and cut sharply away into Tink’s legs making her stumble and freak out more. Tinkerbell started barking in response. As she tried to get away from the corgi, she managed to yank her leash out of my hands. This is not good!
The corgi barked again and nipped at Tinkerbell before racing off. I don’t know what was communicated between them or if it was just that she was still freaked out, but she chased after the corgi. “TINK!” I shouted as I barely managed to grab her leash again.
Tragically I wasn’t strong enough to get her to stop. I was forced to follow her as she chased down that troublemaker corgi. I swear when I find that dog’s owner, I will give that bitch, yes, I’m assuming the owner is some Caucasian woman with what is not so affectionately called a Karen haircut, a piece of my mind.
“Your…. owner….is… in deep… shit….” I panted, not that the corgi seemed to care.
“ZEUS!” A deep voice boomed right before I ran smack into a wall. Okay, it wasn’t a wall per se, just a wall of muscle. The wall grunted as Tink chased the yipping corgi around us, wrapping the leash around our legs.
“Zeus, stop!” The man commanded.
“Tink! No!” I also yelled as I realized what was going to happen too late.
SPLASH! I just landed in Turtle Pond on top of the wall of muscle man and based on his grunt, my knee landed in his groin.
When Reese got me from the breeder, I’d hoped I would be living with her and her family. She was friendly, and I liked her husband and her babies for the brief period I spent around them before being put into a box. Even after Clay opened the box and I popped out, I didn’t believe I would be leaving. I thought it was just a way to surprise everyone else with me. The other little ones at her house were thrilled to meet me. I liked them, and they were good at chasing me. They played with me for hours. But then the big lummox picked me up and took me away. I cried the whole drive to his apartment. I had resigned myself to the fact that this was going to be my home, and I’d have to deal with Clay for the rest of my life. He didn’t seem bad. Clay took me to a pet store and got me a bed, toys, and other things I’d need. At least he was going to take care of me. So what’s my problem? He picked up the giggly blonde woman working at the pet store. You’d think I’d like her since she must l
Today started good, well beyond waking up the gay sex painting my cousin felt needed to be hung next to the bed. I’m eventually going to be desensitized to it all. Knowing my luck, by the time that happens, Makayla will decide to change the art to something else that will freak me out. Maybe I’ll find a new place before that happens, and then it won’t be an issue. Taking Zeus to the park was easy enough. Makayla’s place is less than two blocks from Central Park. Super convenient with a short-legged dog like Zeus. It’s so damn annoying how much of a chick magnet he is. Not that he’s a chick magnet, but I’m always happy to add some numbers to my phone. The problem is that even if I get these numbers, I can’t bring them home because he will fuck it up. He has fucked up every hookup since I got him. Well, every hookup that I brought home or around him. I was happy to get Missy and Sheila’s numbers and that there might be a way to parlay myself into a threesome. But I was already thinki
I know I’d said I would give the owner of that corgi a piece of my mind. But staring up at this giant man who looks like he’s carved of marble - I felt those muscles only moments ago, and the marble may be an accurate description - I was at a loss for words. How much time does he spend in the gym? Or is this not natural, and it’s all steroids? If it is steroids, do I even want to accept that offer of dinner or the use of his laundry? My eyes glanced at his crotch. I couldn’t help it, and don’t judge me. You’d have done the same. Looking down at his crotch is less of a strain on my neck than looking up at his face. Either he’s one of those men that stuffs for show, or that’s the real deal outlined in those jeans. So much for my thought that his muscles are steroids. “You realize the longer you gawk at him, the bigger he’s going to get.” He chuckled that deep masculine kind of chuckle that sent a shiver down my spine, not in a bad way. My eyes quickly cut back to his face, and gree
Maybe today can recover and be a great day. Sure my phone is probably a bust, and I’ll have to replace it before I can get in touch with Missy and Sheila to apologize for leaving them hanging and maybe make it up to them. But that’s a worry for later. All my thoughts are now centralized on Xenia’s sexy, legging-clad ass. I’ve never had trouble getting women out of their clothes and into bed. At least not till Zeus came along. But I have high hopes this time. Meeting her was entirely his fault, and he seemed sweet on her dog. Dog aims high. Tinkerbell is a foot taller than him. No clue how he plans to tap that unless she lays flat on the ground or he uses the steps that Reese bought him to get on the furniture. But if he’s busy trying to get close to her dog, that means he isn’t going to interfere should things go well between Xenia and me. I was kicking off my wet shoes when she mentioned why I wouldn’t want to bring a woman here. I grimaced. “I told you this isn’t my place,” I ad
I have to be out of my damn mind. I came home with a stranger. Every warning my parents uttered was repeated like a loudspeaker in my mind as I stripped out of my wet running clothes in this fancy half bath. This half bath was bigger than my three-fourth bathroom with higher-end materials, not to mention connected to the rest of the apartment. Holy shit, his foyer is bigger than my apartment. “Focus, Xenia.” I scolded myself. “You are in a strange guy’s apartment. An apartment he claims is his lesbian or maybe bisexual cousin’s place.” I rolled my eyes. I don’t know if I buy all that. It feels too convenient. Am I acting like some naive fool to want to believe it? I’ve been fooled before and don’t want that to happen again. I think the only reason I want to believe him, besides that body I’d like to climb like a tree, is that he's so forthcoming. He didn’t have to think about how to answer questions. And usually, if someone is lying, they have to think about it unless it’s a well-pra
Shit, this is going all kinds of wrong. And I can’t even blame Zeus. He was on the couch the whole time. So it’s my damn fault that I stepped on the excess fabric of the robe. It’s my fault we fell, but at least I was smooth enough to turn us, so I hit the floor. It hurts like fucking hell. Hardwood is not a forgiving place to land. I’m not going to let her know how bad it fucking hurt. I’m trying to maintain what’s left of my chewed-up man card. Besides, it's not like I’ve never fallen before. Shit happens on construction sites, no matter how careful you are. The difference is that I have a hard hat on, and the only people who would see me fall and possibly mock me are my coworkers and not the half-naked woman I’m looking to fuck. For a moment after I fell, I thought I saw stars. Then I realized I was, except they weren’t like the cartoon stars. No, it was the blue galaxy print of Xenia’s bra and underwear. So not a cartoon or real stars but something much better. Stars on the fabri
Seriously, what the hell was that? We go from a bit of back and forth to a hot as fuck kiss to this? I am not this clumsy and not strong enough to pull a sink faucet off. So what gives? I don’t usually believe in superstitions, but that’s the second time in the last hour that something had happened when things heated up between us. And the third time we’ve landed on our asses, or he landed on his ass, I landed on him.I need to listen to the Universe and get as far away from this man as possible. The damage escalates each time we get close. I’ve got this bad feeling that if it got to us, one of us would end up in the hospital. And I do not want that on my hands. So despite that brief kiss blowing all my past kisses out of the water, I’m getting the fuck out of here ASAP.
“Fuck!” I shouted, slamming my fist against the wall by the elevator. Makayla’s neighbor Mrs. Pederson-Morgan-Slaugh poked her head out. She’s a three-times divorced socialite that according to Makayla, didn’t like her because she thought she was too poor for the building. The opinion only changed when her parents visited, and she realized Makayla’s dad was in politics. Then she suddenly wanted to be friendly with Makayla. Makayla wasn’t about that shit, especially when she realized the old bitch was angling to try and get between her parents. Not like that shit would happen. Josalyn is way too much like her mother for that. This means she’s a blunt bitch when the situation calls for it and sometimes when it doesn’t. Which is where Makayla inherited her personality. “Back in your hole Mrs. PMS. I told you when he moved in to stay out of my cousin’s business, especially his pants. That hasn’t changed.” Makayla dismissed our neighbor, waving her hand as she walked over to me. “Come o
Pregnant! Xenia is pregnant! I’m going to be a dad!? Me, of all fucking people, is going to be a dad! I know we tackled the subject when the puppies were born. But an offhand ‘we’ll have one when it’s time’ differs from a positive pregnancy test. A positive test is real. Our baby is currently growing inside her as we speak. How far along is she? How did I miss the signs? Has she missed her period? No, I couldn’t go off that her birth control made that hard to track properly. We’ll have to wait till we see a doctor to get an estimate on how far along she is. I say estimate because, in my family, we’re big, so judging just on the size of the fetus may not work. Though I guess they can go off from developmental stages like when certain organs develop and yadda. As I walked into the ceremony, all eyes turned to me. Reese underestimated how many guests we had. Including Xenia’s mom, sisters, and Reese, we had 48 guests. So, add Xenia and me, and we had 50 people. That’s, of course, no
I didn’t know what made me think pressing myself against the door was a good idea. There was no way little me could keep out Clay or his equally tall and strong twin sister. I should have been upset with Reese for deciding to get him when I started crying over the pregnancy test. But I can’t. Because as I looked at his face and saw all the love and concern in his eyes, I knew she was right. I needed him. “Xenia, baby, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?” Clay asked as he put Zeus down. “What worries do I need to put to rest?” “It’s not worries, per se.” I sighed and steadied myself with Tink’s help. “I just…” I frowned as I avoided eye contact with him. It’s not that I’m ashamed that I’m pregnant. I mean, it’s my fault for not being on top of renewing my birth control. Clay couldn’t help it if a condom broke. We agreed to use both condoms and my birth control to be safe. We knew we wanted kids, eventually. Like he said, we’d have one after the puppies were born when we were ready.
Xenia is supposed to be MY emotional support human. I was not a fan of this switch of roles, but for Xenia, I would try my best. Just because I failed all those training classes to be an official support animal doesn’t mean I cannot be here for my human. She has always been there for me when I was upset. It’s about time I returned the favor. I didn’t understand why she was upset. She’d been so happy a few moments ago. She was trying on her new dress, and everyone was gushing over her and talking about how great today would be. I still didn’t know what was happening today. I knew Xenia was getting all dressed up, even fancier than when she and Clay went on a night out. I got a purple outfit and a crown of flowers to wear. Zeus was given a special outfit, too. So, something big was going on. Even if all the special clothes didn’t make it clear, we were in a strange place, and there were people we only saw occasionally. Plus, all my puppies were here. I love to see my puppies. It’s
I put up with a LOT of shit with Clay as my human. The silver lining is that I have Tinkerbell and her human Xenia around. Not that Clay makes a habit of dressing me up like this. That doesn’t mean I like being in this getup. I don’t care that it’s a special day. I don’t understand what is happening, but it must be special. Clay and Xenia have been planning this gathering for what felt like forever. And all the people they like most are here. Which means all our pups are here. I am happy and envious to see my pups. I was glad to see them since we see some of them only on special occasions. But I was envious because none of them were dressed up like me. Lucky pups. I feel ridiculous dressed like this. Whatever is supposed to happen today better happen soon, or I will find a way out of this outfit to run around free. I was restless and bored sitting in that room, waiting for something to happen. I was happy when Clay decided we could venture out of the room. I was happy until I picked
Holy shit! It’s MY wedding day! If someone told me two years ago I’d be in a committed relationship, I’d ask if you were high. If someone said I’d be getting married, I’d recommend a trip to the nearest psych ward. Old me couldn’t imagine ever wanting to give up being a bachelor. I loved the freedom of that life and couldn’t fathom giving that up for a woman. It wasn’t until I fell into Turtle Pond in Central Park with Xenia that I realized I was all wrong. Being in a relationship wasn’t a noose around my neck. It wasn’t the death of my freedom. It was just a change. Sure, I wasn’t free to fuck whoever caught my eye, but that’s fine with me. If I learned anything from the disaster of an attempt at a threesome before Xenia and I were official, it’s that no one else would do. Till Xenia, I didn’t realize that the ‘freedom’ of being a bachelor was more a cover for loneliness. It was for the loneliness that Reese gave me Zeus. The little shit never filled that loneliness. At least not d
Who’s bright idea was it to have a Valentine’s Day wedding? Oh right. It was mine. I thought it would be romantic and Clay would never forget our anniversary. Not that I believed he would forget any other day. This was the guy that proposed on the anniversary of our meeting in the same spot where we got ‘pongoed,’ as Makayla likes to call it. It still makes me laugh when I think back on how we met. It wasn’t so funny at the time, but in hindsight, I can laugh. I also can’t watch 101 Dalmatians without laughing and thinking of that day in Central Park when my life changed for the better. By chance, Fate, or just the divine intervention of Zeus, I ended up with this incredible man who is hot, great in bed, and so damn sweet. I still don’t know how, in the thousands of men that live in NYC, after only finding assholes, I found such a keeper. And trust me, I know all about the assholes that live in NYC. Between the assholes I met in college, like Alden Zachery Greenwood the Fourth. Inse
The following bonus chapters are for the Valentine's Day special "A Valentine's Wedding." There are references to future Ravenwood books, but no spoilers! I hope you enjoy it!Clay - Who'd have thought the perpetual bachelor would settle down? Meeting Xenia turned my world upside down in the best way. I am looking forward to spending the rest of my life with her. My family, the ones that count, are all behind us. Xenia - It has been almost two years since I fell into a pond and found true love. Clay is everything I could have wanted and didn't think I deserved. Despite some annoying human-size speed bumps, we will start a new chapter together as husband and wife.
Zeus: It’s been a year since I met Tinkerbell, and therefore Clay met Xenia. Unlike Clay, it didn’t take long to figure out I found the one I wanted to be with and have a family with. He was slow on the uptake, that’s for sure. But he finally got his head out of his ass and made it right with Xenia. I swear if he'd dragged his feet longer or lost my chance with Tinkerbell, I’d have chewed every shoe he owned and never given him a moment's peace again. Thankfully for all involved, that didn’t happen, and since that time, things have been mostly great. The devil woman has never returned, and I’m happy about that. I didn’t want her around even before I met Tinkerbell and even less after I did. We moved into a new house where our humans gave us our own room and outdoor area. And we had eight puppies. That’s where the “mostly great” part comes in. After our puppies were old enough, they were sent to their forever homes. They at least ended up with members of our humans’ families, so we
Tinkerbell: I’m so happy we stopped living in that tiny place. I’m even happier that we will never see that mean man again. I didn’t fully understand everything that happened. But I knew, based on what Zeus and I would overhear our humans say, the mean man tried to hurt my human and was punished by the human catchers. I felt terrible that I wasn’t with Xenia to protect her from that evil man, but Clay was, so it was okay. And now we all live together. Zeus has been a great help to my anxiety. With him around, I’m never alone; if I start to feel anxious, he’s there to nuzzle me and remind me I’m safe. Alan, our dog sitter, is excellent too. He’s learned how to handle my anxiety, always brings us yummy treats, and takes us on long walks. I should miss my doggie daycare, but I don’t. There were always so many other dogs and humans that it would be hard on me. Living with Zeus, I’ve gotten better at handling things that used to scare me. Like small humans. When our humans took us on a l