Maybe today can recover and be a great day. Sure my phone is probably a bust, and I’ll have to replace it before I can get in touch with Missy and Sheila to apologize for leaving them hanging and maybe make it up to them. But that’s a worry for later. All my thoughts are now centralized on Xenia’s sexy, legging-clad ass.
I’ve never had trouble getting women out of their clothes and into bed. At least not till Zeus came along. But I have high hopes this time. Meeting her was entirely his fault, and he seemed sweet on her dog. Dog aims high. Tinkerbell is a foot taller than him. No clue how he plans to tap that unless she lays flat on the ground or he uses the steps that Reese bought him to get on the furniture.
But if he’s busy trying to get close to her dog, that means he isn’t going to interfere should things go well between Xenia and me. I was kicking off my wet shoes when she mentioned why I wouldn’t want to bring a woman here. I grimaced.
“I told you this isn’t my place,” I admitted. “My cousin… has an interesting sense of humor. Her love language is pranks. She thought it would be hilarious to swap all her art for erotic homosexual art. That’s the tamest piece.”
“Oh… okay. I mean, it is a well-done piece of art. The details put into everything are impressive.” Xenia shrugged. “Do you know what it says?” She asked, pointing to the painting.
“No clue. I’d have to ask my cousin Forrest or his wife, Riko. They can read Japanese.” I shrugged. “Not one of the languages I’m fluent in.”
“Oh, and what languages are you fluent in? And how many cousins do you have?” She arched her brow.
“English, Greek, Russian, Portuguese, and profanity.” I smiled as she rolled her eyes.
“You are such a dumbass. But it is cool that you know Greek, Russian, and Portuguese. They aren’t prevalent for most American kids to learn. Most schools give you the option of French or Spanish. What school let you learn Greek, Russian, and Portuguese?” Xenia asked, taking a cue from my bare feet to slip off her shoes before wandering further into the apartment.
“Oh, I took French in school, I remember choice phrases, but that’s about all that’s stuck. I know Greek because hello, Nikolaidis. You don’t get more of a Greek last name.” I chuckled, gesturing to myself. “My paternal grandfather is from Sparta. I know Russian because my paternal grandmother is from Moscow. I’m second generation Nikolaidis born in the states.” I explained.
“Oh… well, that explains the Greek God statue look.” She nodded, giving me a look I was familiar with. That’s the look of a woman, considering what I might look like naked. All she has to do is ask, and I’ll happily get out of these wet clothes.
“So, will you tell me your mother is from Portugal?” She taunted, crossing her arms in a way that made her tits stand out.
Do women know this is what happens? If they do, is it always intentional? Is this their way of weaponizing titis against men? I mean, I’m not going to complain. I’m all for a good set of tits getting pushed up and cleavage put on display.
“No, my mother is from Boston and is one of the biggest bitches to walk the earth.” I shuddered, thinking about my mother.
“My mamãe is from Brazil,” I explained.
“Your mamãe? Let me guess, divorced parents.” She nodded in understanding.
“Yep,” I confirmed. “Dad couldn’t take the bitch till death do they part. So they split, and he got back together with his high school sweetheart. And my mamãe is the best, and she taught me Portuguese.”
“And now that you know my genealogy, we should probably be getting undressed,” I suggested, catching her off guard as she gasped.
“Excuse me? I may have come here, but don’t think you’re….” Her indigent words trailed off as I peeled my wet shirt off.
“Did you not want to wash and dry your pond-soaked clothes?” I cocked my head, smiling as she blushed, staring at me.
I take pride in my appearance. I work hard to have these muscles while winning bodybuilding competitions is nice and of course, being healthy is always good. I mostly do it for the look Xenia’s giving me. I’m all for a woman eye fucking me. Because it usually leads to me fucking them. I don’t know if Xenia is the sort that will already be down to fuck or if she’s the type that would take a few interactions.
“Oh… right. But I’m not going to strip naked or stand in my underwear with a guy I just met.” She laughed it off.
“Wouldn’t expect you to. The only time you should get naked is if you want to.” I assured her as I unbuttoned my jeans.
“Could you please keep your clothes on!?” She yelled, holding her hands over her face.
“I’m not getting naked. I have boxers on. I don’t want to stay in wet jeans or drip water upstairs to the laundry.” I rolled my eyes, stripping out of my jeans.
“Oh my god, I can’t believe you!” She exclaimed but was peeking through her fingers.
“I don’t see what the big deal is.” I’m comfortable in my body and think I would still be even if I didn’t do the bodybuilder competitions. “On any given day, I usually stand around in underwear with a few hundred people looking at me.” I shrugged.
“Huh?” Xenia furrowed her brow, dropping her hands to look at me. I smiled as her eyes widened slightly, looking at the complete package. Almost since I’m standing here in my black boxers, so she can’t see the goods.
“I’m a bodybuilder. So at competitions, I wear a skin-tight pair of trunks or something similar to a speedo on stage.” I shrugged.
“You can undress in the half bath.” I pointed to the hall bathroom next to the stairs. “I’ll grab you a robe from upstairs, and you can wear that while I throw our clothes through the wash.” I offered.
“Um… okay, that I can work with. What should I do with Tinkerbell?” She asked as she looked at our dogs.
“Unleash her. She’ll be fine. I don’t think Zeus will care if she drinks his water or eats his food.” I shrugged before heading upstairs.
I was taking the stairs two at a time, knowing I probably looked like a total goof as I did it. But I heard Xenia giggle, and that was the point. She needs to be way less tense about being here. I’m going to get nowhere unless she does. So I gotta earn her trust, that’s all. I can manage that as long as Zeus doesn’t do something to screw this up.
I tossed my clothes into the stacked washer and dryer in the hallway before going into my room to grab a clean robe and throw on a pair of sweats and one of my muscle shirts. Xenia seemed to be on edge about me being in my boxers. So I’ll put clothes on if it will make her feel comfortable.
I may get around, but I was raised right. I was taught to respect women even as dysfunctional as my family can get, mostly my mother. I mean, shit, I worship women. There isn’t a damn thing on this planet a man can do a woman couldn’t, and probably better. I learned that one as a kid.
I’d seen some smug bastard asked to speak with the man in charge, thinking that my Aunt Artemis couldn’t know squat about construction just to be put in his place because she knew the business even better than my dad. And growing up with Reese as my twin sister and best friend, I saw how differently people treated her. Even though she’s a bigger girl, they tried to make her feel inferior.
I’d always wanted to jump to fight in her honor but knew it was better to let her fight. It made a better and more lasting impression that she was a force to be reckoned with. It wasn’t just my Aunt Artemis and my sister. My other girl cousins, like Makayla, are petite or more average compared to Reese can and will handle themselves.
Women are fucking badasses. So I realized as a boy from watching how my Uncle Shaw treated my aunt and how my dad treated my mamãe that the way to a woman’s heart was to treat them as your equal. To show them love and respect in the way they want. And while I’ve never had a committed relationship, any woman I’ve been with, whether for one night or a short-lived fling, was treated like a damn queen.
With that thought in mind, I hurried downstairs to find the half-bathroom door closed. Tinkerbell and Zeus had migrated to the living room and took up the sofa by the fireplace. Holy shit, my dog has game! Though fuck him taking the best spot in the apartment. I could sit by the fire on the rug with Xenia. It would be an excellent way to warm up and maybe find more creative ways if she’s interested.
“Xenia, not going to look, but I have the robe if you want to trade it for your wet clothes,” I said as I knocked at the door.
The door barely opened as her arm stuck out, holding her wet top and shorts. She’s freaking adorable, hiding, so I can’t get a peek at her underwear. I took the clothes with one hand and passed her the robe. As soon as she had the robe, the door slammed shut with a “Thanks.”
I chuckled, took her clothes upstairs, and threw them into the wash with mine. When I returned, she was standing in my fluffy white robe that was way too big, pooling at her feet and trailing slightly behind her like a train. She was looking around, probably trying to figure out what to do next and if I was downstairs yet.
“Thirsty or hungry?” I asked, startling her as I approached her, careful not to stop on the robe.
She jumped, turned, and tripped on the robe. “Oh shit!” She yelped as I managed to grab her before she could land on the hardwood floor.
“Gotcha,” I assured her, instinctively pressing her closer.
It took me half a heartbeat to realize her tripping on the robe had opened it, and her bra-clad breasts were pressed against my chest. Her blue-green eyes darted from my eyes to my lips, her hands clinging to my muscle shirt as she licked her lips. I don’t know if that was an intentional invite, but I took it as an invite and leaned closer to kiss her.
I have to be out of my damn mind. I came home with a stranger. Every warning my parents uttered was repeated like a loudspeaker in my mind as I stripped out of my wet running clothes in this fancy half bath. This half bath was bigger than my three-fourth bathroom with higher-end materials, not to mention connected to the rest of the apartment. Holy shit, his foyer is bigger than my apartment. “Focus, Xenia.” I scolded myself. “You are in a strange guy’s apartment. An apartment he claims is his lesbian or maybe bisexual cousin’s place.” I rolled my eyes. I don’t know if I buy all that. It feels too convenient. Am I acting like some naive fool to want to believe it? I’ve been fooled before and don’t want that to happen again. I think the only reason I want to believe him, besides that body I’d like to climb like a tree, is that he's so forthcoming. He didn’t have to think about how to answer questions. And usually, if someone is lying, they have to think about it unless it’s a well-pra
Shit, this is going all kinds of wrong. And I can’t even blame Zeus. He was on the couch the whole time. So it’s my damn fault that I stepped on the excess fabric of the robe. It’s my fault we fell, but at least I was smooth enough to turn us, so I hit the floor. It hurts like fucking hell. Hardwood is not a forgiving place to land. I’m not going to let her know how bad it fucking hurt. I’m trying to maintain what’s left of my chewed-up man card. Besides, it's not like I’ve never fallen before. Shit happens on construction sites, no matter how careful you are. The difference is that I have a hard hat on, and the only people who would see me fall and possibly mock me are my coworkers and not the half-naked woman I’m looking to fuck. For a moment after I fell, I thought I saw stars. Then I realized I was, except they weren’t like the cartoon stars. No, it was the blue galaxy print of Xenia’s bra and underwear. So not a cartoon or real stars but something much better. Stars on the fabri
Seriously, what the hell was that? We go from a bit of back and forth to a hot as fuck kiss to this? I am not this clumsy and not strong enough to pull a sink faucet off. So what gives? I don’t usually believe in superstitions, but that’s the second time in the last hour that something had happened when things heated up between us. And the third time we’ve landed on our asses, or he landed on his ass, I landed on him.I need to listen to the Universe and get as far away from this man as possible. The damage escalates each time we get close. I’ve got this bad feeling that if it got to us, one of us would end up in the hospital. And I do not want that on my hands. So despite that brief kiss blowing all my past kisses out of the water, I’m getting the fuck out of here ASAP.
“Fuck!” I shouted, slamming my fist against the wall by the elevator. Makayla’s neighbor Mrs. Pederson-Morgan-Slaugh poked her head out. She’s a three-times divorced socialite that according to Makayla, didn’t like her because she thought she was too poor for the building. The opinion only changed when her parents visited, and she realized Makayla’s dad was in politics. Then she suddenly wanted to be friendly with Makayla. Makayla wasn’t about that shit, especially when she realized the old bitch was angling to try and get between her parents. Not like that shit would happen. Josalyn is way too much like her mother for that. This means she’s a blunt bitch when the situation calls for it and sometimes when it doesn’t. Which is where Makayla inherited her personality. “Back in your hole Mrs. PMS. I told you when he moved in to stay out of my cousin’s business, especially his pants. That hasn’t changed.” Makayla dismissed our neighbor, waving her hand as she walked over to me. “Come o
I don’t understand what happened. Why did we have to leave Zeus’ house? I thought our humans were getting along nicely. But another woman showed up, and Xenia left instead of marking her territory. Why would she leave like that? She wanted to breed with Clay, so why not send that other female running? It made no sense. I certainly didn't want to leave. I liked Zeus and his home. It was so much bigger than the kennel I live in with Xenia. And that sofa Zeus and I were lying on was super comfy. It was nice to be somewhere with enough room that I didn’t feel claustrophobic. The only downside was that Xenia could leave my sight, which made me nervous, but I had Zeus next to me, so I didn’t panic. At least I didn’t till I heard her shouting. I hope my slipping on the water and making them fall wasn’t why we had to leave. I know it was part of why she initially wanted to go. I thought Clay had changed her mind when they got close again. I don’t know how long ago that was. I don’t exactly
Four days. Four days ago, Xenia stormed out under the assumption that my stupid cockblocking cousin was my girlfriend. I did watch over Makayla’s shoulder as she deleted the security footage from my interaction with Xenia. I wanted to be sure it was entirely erased, even if I wanted to keep it for myself. Not for anything weird, just as a reminder of why hooking up with Xenia would not happen. We are a fucking disaster when together. Makayla quickly fixed my phone, so I was bombarded with missed messages from Missy and Sheila. I didn’t even read them till this morning. I wasn’t in the headspace to flirt and deal with women. Instead, I went to the gym, put in hours at a construction site in Harlem, and hung out with Makayla. But I needed to break the monotony and finally read the texts from the girls. And while at the end, they were starting to think I ghosted them, the first few days were some seriously hot texts. They are very down to fuck with how graphic they got in an attempt to
I don’t know what I thought would happen when I returned the clothes to Clay. But overhearing him setting up what I can only assume is a threesome was not on my bingo card. Running into Makayla was on the bingo card, but I hoped I wouldn’t. It was nice to have her confirm they were cousins, and I overreacted and ran away before letting him explain. I’d have felt bad if he hadn’t just gotten into a car to have a threesome. Makayla telling me that bit of exposition, as she called it, doesn’t change things. I’m unsure how she thought telling me he was upset that I left or that he waited all four days to set up a threesome would change my mind. I don’t have the time or patience for a player like him. All that conversation with Makayla and what I overheard about Clay’s call convinced me that giving him any other chances was a bad idea. I don’t have time for this nonsense. I’m pulling extra shifts at work because I want to save up to get a bigger apartment. The tug-of-war with Tink proved
I don’t even know what possessed me to walk over to Xenia, let alone talk to her. I should have just left, called an uber, and gone home to ice my balls and sleep off the bullshit that was an epic fail of a threesome. But I’m a glutton for punishment because I walked over and started a conversation with her. And by some miracle, she didn’t tell me to fuck off. If she did, I’d have left. I’m not going to force anyone to be in my company. I didn’t mean tonight. My offer to make up the other day to her was open-ended. So her offering to take me to her place to break her curse caught me off guard. Knowing my luck, her idea of breaking the curse has something to do with some voodoo shit from Puerto Rico. But honestly, whatever ways she wanted to try and break my curse, if it meant getting to spend time with her, I was in. It’s fucking weird. I know it’s strange for me to want to spend time with a woman. I’m not against getting to know a woman, but I generally seek out the ones who don’t w
Pregnant! Xenia is pregnant! I’m going to be a dad!? Me, of all fucking people, is going to be a dad! I know we tackled the subject when the puppies were born. But an offhand ‘we’ll have one when it’s time’ differs from a positive pregnancy test. A positive test is real. Our baby is currently growing inside her as we speak. How far along is she? How did I miss the signs? Has she missed her period? No, I couldn’t go off that her birth control made that hard to track properly. We’ll have to wait till we see a doctor to get an estimate on how far along she is. I say estimate because, in my family, we’re big, so judging just on the size of the fetus may not work. Though I guess they can go off from developmental stages like when certain organs develop and yadda. As I walked into the ceremony, all eyes turned to me. Reese underestimated how many guests we had. Including Xenia’s mom, sisters, and Reese, we had 48 guests. So, add Xenia and me, and we had 50 people. That’s, of course, no
I didn’t know what made me think pressing myself against the door was a good idea. There was no way little me could keep out Clay or his equally tall and strong twin sister. I should have been upset with Reese for deciding to get him when I started crying over the pregnancy test. But I can’t. Because as I looked at his face and saw all the love and concern in his eyes, I knew she was right. I needed him. “Xenia, baby, what’s wrong? Why are you crying?” Clay asked as he put Zeus down. “What worries do I need to put to rest?” “It’s not worries, per se.” I sighed and steadied myself with Tink’s help. “I just…” I frowned as I avoided eye contact with him. It’s not that I’m ashamed that I’m pregnant. I mean, it’s my fault for not being on top of renewing my birth control. Clay couldn’t help it if a condom broke. We agreed to use both condoms and my birth control to be safe. We knew we wanted kids, eventually. Like he said, we’d have one after the puppies were born when we were ready.
Xenia is supposed to be MY emotional support human. I was not a fan of this switch of roles, but for Xenia, I would try my best. Just because I failed all those training classes to be an official support animal doesn’t mean I cannot be here for my human. She has always been there for me when I was upset. It’s about time I returned the favor. I didn’t understand why she was upset. She’d been so happy a few moments ago. She was trying on her new dress, and everyone was gushing over her and talking about how great today would be. I still didn’t know what was happening today. I knew Xenia was getting all dressed up, even fancier than when she and Clay went on a night out. I got a purple outfit and a crown of flowers to wear. Zeus was given a special outfit, too. So, something big was going on. Even if all the special clothes didn’t make it clear, we were in a strange place, and there were people we only saw occasionally. Plus, all my puppies were here. I love to see my puppies. It’s
I put up with a LOT of shit with Clay as my human. The silver lining is that I have Tinkerbell and her human Xenia around. Not that Clay makes a habit of dressing me up like this. That doesn’t mean I like being in this getup. I don’t care that it’s a special day. I don’t understand what is happening, but it must be special. Clay and Xenia have been planning this gathering for what felt like forever. And all the people they like most are here. Which means all our pups are here. I am happy and envious to see my pups. I was glad to see them since we see some of them only on special occasions. But I was envious because none of them were dressed up like me. Lucky pups. I feel ridiculous dressed like this. Whatever is supposed to happen today better happen soon, or I will find a way out of this outfit to run around free. I was restless and bored sitting in that room, waiting for something to happen. I was happy when Clay decided we could venture out of the room. I was happy until I picked
Holy shit! It’s MY wedding day! If someone told me two years ago I’d be in a committed relationship, I’d ask if you were high. If someone said I’d be getting married, I’d recommend a trip to the nearest psych ward. Old me couldn’t imagine ever wanting to give up being a bachelor. I loved the freedom of that life and couldn’t fathom giving that up for a woman. It wasn’t until I fell into Turtle Pond in Central Park with Xenia that I realized I was all wrong. Being in a relationship wasn’t a noose around my neck. It wasn’t the death of my freedom. It was just a change. Sure, I wasn’t free to fuck whoever caught my eye, but that’s fine with me. If I learned anything from the disaster of an attempt at a threesome before Xenia and I were official, it’s that no one else would do. Till Xenia, I didn’t realize that the ‘freedom’ of being a bachelor was more a cover for loneliness. It was for the loneliness that Reese gave me Zeus. The little shit never filled that loneliness. At least not d
Who’s bright idea was it to have a Valentine’s Day wedding? Oh right. It was mine. I thought it would be romantic and Clay would never forget our anniversary. Not that I believed he would forget any other day. This was the guy that proposed on the anniversary of our meeting in the same spot where we got ‘pongoed,’ as Makayla likes to call it. It still makes me laugh when I think back on how we met. It wasn’t so funny at the time, but in hindsight, I can laugh. I also can’t watch 101 Dalmatians without laughing and thinking of that day in Central Park when my life changed for the better. By chance, Fate, or just the divine intervention of Zeus, I ended up with this incredible man who is hot, great in bed, and so damn sweet. I still don’t know how, in the thousands of men that live in NYC, after only finding assholes, I found such a keeper. And trust me, I know all about the assholes that live in NYC. Between the assholes I met in college, like Alden Zachery Greenwood the Fourth. Inse
The following bonus chapters are for the Valentine's Day special "A Valentine's Wedding." There are references to future Ravenwood books, but no spoilers! I hope you enjoy it!Clay - Who'd have thought the perpetual bachelor would settle down? Meeting Xenia turned my world upside down in the best way. I am looking forward to spending the rest of my life with her. My family, the ones that count, are all behind us. Xenia - It has been almost two years since I fell into a pond and found true love. Clay is everything I could have wanted and didn't think I deserved. Despite some annoying human-size speed bumps, we will start a new chapter together as husband and wife.
Zeus: It’s been a year since I met Tinkerbell, and therefore Clay met Xenia. Unlike Clay, it didn’t take long to figure out I found the one I wanted to be with and have a family with. He was slow on the uptake, that’s for sure. But he finally got his head out of his ass and made it right with Xenia. I swear if he'd dragged his feet longer or lost my chance with Tinkerbell, I’d have chewed every shoe he owned and never given him a moment's peace again. Thankfully for all involved, that didn’t happen, and since that time, things have been mostly great. The devil woman has never returned, and I’m happy about that. I didn’t want her around even before I met Tinkerbell and even less after I did. We moved into a new house where our humans gave us our own room and outdoor area. And we had eight puppies. That’s where the “mostly great” part comes in. After our puppies were old enough, they were sent to their forever homes. They at least ended up with members of our humans’ families, so we
Tinkerbell: I’m so happy we stopped living in that tiny place. I’m even happier that we will never see that mean man again. I didn’t fully understand everything that happened. But I knew, based on what Zeus and I would overhear our humans say, the mean man tried to hurt my human and was punished by the human catchers. I felt terrible that I wasn’t with Xenia to protect her from that evil man, but Clay was, so it was okay. And now we all live together. Zeus has been a great help to my anxiety. With him around, I’m never alone; if I start to feel anxious, he’s there to nuzzle me and remind me I’m safe. Alan, our dog sitter, is excellent too. He’s learned how to handle my anxiety, always brings us yummy treats, and takes us on long walks. I should miss my doggie daycare, but I don’t. There were always so many other dogs and humans that it would be hard on me. Living with Zeus, I’ve gotten better at handling things that used to scare me. Like small humans. When our humans took us on a l