Share

14

Penulis: Danny Walker
last update Terakhir Diperbarui: 2024-10-29 19:42:56

WE PULL INTO THE PARKING lot of Rebel Wheels as the door to the main office flies open. A girl with long black hair comes storming out, and Teagan barely misses running her over.

She screams in surprise and then glares at us through the windshield. “Watch where you’re going, you crazy bitch!” she screams.

Teagan yanks her emergency brake up in one quick pull and throws open the door. “I know you didn’t just call me a crazy bitch.”

The girl with the hair is no dummy. Even I’m scared at Teagan’s tone. She takes one look at my BFF’s angry expression and hightails it over to her white BMW. She’s in with the doors locked before Teagan even makes it around her Beetle.

“That’s right!” Teagan yells at the back of the car as it roars past us. “You better run!”

I look at Teagan and start laughing. Her hair is all over the place and one of her boobs is almost out of her dress.

“What are you laughing at?” she says.

“I’m not sure, but I think I’m looking at a very angry hooker.” I point to her chest. “Your fun bags are coming loose.”

She looks down and takes a moment to stuff her boob back in her dress. “Better?” she asks, looking up at me. For the first time in an hour, she’s grinning a little.

“Better.” I look at the entrance to the parking lot. The car is long gone. “Who was that chick?”

“How the hell do I know? Maybe she’s one of Rebel’s old girlfriends who wasn’t a girlfriend.”

I put my arm over her shoulders and guide her to the front door. “Don’t be like that. Come on, let’s go have a beer.” The incident with the Beemer girl has somehow let off some of the stress that was bogging us down. I’d send her a

 

thank you text if I knew her number.

“I’d rather have a chocolate milk,” Teagan says, pouting.

“Fine. If you insist on giving my lactose intolerant behind diarrhea, then so be it. Chocolate milk it is.”

“Ew. You can have a beer. I’ll have a chocolate milk.”

“Okay, if you say so. But just know that I would sacrifice my digestion for your happiness.”

She walks into the office ahead of me, waiting and locking the door behind me as I pass through. “Thanks. That means a lot. I’m not sure that anyone has ever made that pledge to me before.”

We make our way upstairs and before we’re even to the apartment door, we can hear music booming out of Colin’s place.

“I guess that was Colin’s date,” Teagan says, opening up Rebel’s door. “She didn’t seem very happy about it,” I say.

“Maybe he kicked her out of bed.”

We’re only in the room long enough for me to sit on the couch before there’s a knock at the door. A blonde head pokes itself in, and then two dark eyes are staring at me. “Teagan in here?”

I point to the kitchen. “In there.”

Teagan comes out with a beer for me and stops when she sees Colin’s head. “What?” she asks, annoyed.

“Hey, don’t shoot. I’m just making sure you’re here. Rebel’s worried about you.”

Teagan says nothing, but her jaw hardens and her eyes narrow.

“Tell Rebel to go punch himself in the junk,” I say, joining Teagan with a hard look of my own.

“Wow. That’s pretty serious. What’d he do to earn a junk-punching?” Colin comes in the rest of the way as he types out a text.

“He lied,” I say.

“Quin, don’t say anything,” Teagan says, going back into the kitchen.

I wait until she’s busy in the fridge before talking again. I use a low whisper so she won’t hear me. “He told her Olga was nothing, but tonight Olga told her differently when we were at the club.”

“Oh. Shit. That’s not good.” Colin drops into an armchair next to me. “So what’s the deal? Is she super pissed or just kind-of pissed?”

“Super. As in, she wanted to go sleep at her place tonight.” “Damn. What exactly did he say to her …? About Olga, I mean.”

“Not sure. Something like it was nothing. Maybe they hooked up once or twice.”

 

Colin shrugs. “I don’t think it was much more than that. I mean, I wasn’t around all the time, but I never saw anything serious.”

“What are you guys whispering about?” Teagan asks, walking into the room with her chocolate milk.

“The weather,” I say with a bright smile. “Tickle your ass with a feather?” “What did you just say?” she says, playing along with me.

“I said, isn’t it particularly nasty weather we’re having?” Colin stares at us confused as we giggle like idiots.

“Sorry. Time warp throw-back. What were you saying?” I look at him, my face the picture of maturity.

He looks askance at me and then addresses his answer to Teagan. “I was saying that I wasn’t around all the time, but I never saw Olga over here as Rebel’s girl. If he told you she was nothing, I’d believe him.”

“Of course you would,” says Teagan, dropping onto the end of the couch opposite me. “He’s your brother.”

“Yeah, but if he’s being a dick, I’ll call him a dick. He’s never lied that I’ve ever known about.”

“Well said,” I smile in respect.

He grins back. “I’ve got a special way with words.”

“So who was that chick that almost got her ass kicked on the way out of here?” Teagan asks.

Colin looks first at the ceiling and then the floor. “Just some girl.” He gets up and helps himself to a beer from the fridge.

I exchange knowing looks with Teagan. This is almost as interesting as analyzing Rebel’s statements to try and detect lies.

When he comes back in the room, I get him with my laser-beam eyes and determined eyebrows. “Just some girl? Do tell. Where did you meet her?

What’s her name? Do you like her?”

He laughs once and takes a swig of beer. “You guys are bad.”

“Bad? How so? We call it curious.” I lean towards him. “Tell us all your secrets. You cannot escape. Our will is strong.”

He takes another drink before responding. “Her name’s Juanita and I met her at a club. We went out a couple times and then we stopped.”

“Who stopped? You or her?” I already know the answer, but I like walking down the path anyway.

“Me, I guess. I mean, she wasn’t the right one. We both knew it, but she just kept hanging on.”

“Oh, man. That’s harsh.” I cringe inside on her behalf. No wonder she was acting so crazy.

 

“What? You think I should stick with a girl even when it feels wrong?” “No. I just can imagine what you did to the poor girl before you dumped

her, though.”

He frowns. “Oh, yeah? What’s that?” “Wined her. Dined her…”

Teagan adds, “Sexty-nined her…”

Half his mouth goes up in a charming grin. “You guys are nuts.”

I seriously want to hug him right now. He could not possibly be cuter. The door to the apartment opens and Mick is standing in the doorway,

looking at all of us. He scowls when his eyes first land on me smiling my head off and then at Colin.

“What’s up?” he asks, moving into the room.

My smile slides down and I force myself to breathe slowly, focusing on managing my blood pressure. I don’t know what it is about this guy, but whenever he’s around I start losing it. It ticks me off that I can’t seem to control myself. I don’t want to like him, and I don’t want him to send my system offline every time he’s near. Too bad I’m not the one calling the shots up in my brain.

Down, Hootchie, down! Control yourself!

“What’s up with you?” Colin asks, finishing off his beer. When Mick moves towards the kitchen, he calls out, “Get me another beer, would ya?”

“Get your own beer,” Mick says, coming back with a soda in hand. He sits down in the armchair next to Teagan, completely ignoring his brother. “You okay?” he asks.

Colin gets up and slaps Mick on the back of the head when he walks past him, headed for his next beer.

Mick’s expression goes dark, but he doesn’t go after him. He waits for an answer from Teagan.

“I’m fine.” She focuses all her attention on her milk.

“You gonna stay here tonight?” he asks. His voice has gone soft.

My heart crushes for Teagan. She’s so lucky to have this family looking out for her. I almost feel replaced, and I try not to feel concerned about that. I probably shouldn’t worry; no way can these guys girl-talk like I can.

“She can stay at my place,” Colin says when he comes back in the room. Using the bottom of a lighter to lever the beer cap off, he looks over at Teagan. “You can have the couch or the bed, your choice.”

“She’s not staying at your place, Trouble,” Mick says. He looks at Teagan. “You can stay at mine if you want. I’ll just stay here. Or you can talk to Rebel and work it out. I know that’s what he wants.”

She lifts her chin. “Well, I don’t really care what he wants right now.”

 

“Okay, so you decide,” Mick says. “Where do you want to go?”

Teagan goes silent for so long I’m starting to wonder if she’s fallen asleep with her eyes open. But then she speaks and startles me with her vehemence. “Here!” She takes a breath. “I’m staying here. And I’ll talk to Rebel, but not tonight. I’m tired. I’ll sleep on the couch.”

Colin stands. “I’m out.” He looks at me. “You want to come over to my place for a second? I’ve got something to show you.”

Mick stands too, scowling at his brother. “She doesn’t want to see anything you’ve got.”

I look at both of them and don’t know what to say. Colin isn’t giving me the sexy look, so I really don’t think his goal is to make a move on me or anything. And when I look at Mick, he’s got that expression on his face I saw once before, when he was standing on the dance floor facing off with Mark. For some reason, it gets my back up.

I stand, as cool as cool can be. “I’ll come over for a few minutes. After that I need a ride home, though.”

“I can handle it,” Colin says, his words smooth as silk. “Where do you live?”

Ignoring Mick completely, I walk over to give Teagan a kiss on the cheek and hug goodbye as I answer. “Baldwin Hills.”

“You’re not driving her. You’ve been drinking,” says Mick. He’s mad.

He reminds me of my father. Protective. Bossy.

“Two beers is nothing.” Colin goes to the door and holds it open. “Come on.” He looks over at Teagan and raises his palm towards her. “You good?”

Teagan nods at him and then raises an eyebrow at me, but says nothing.

I continue to ignore Mick, as difficult as it is. I want to look at him and explain myself. Maybe I’m hoping he’ll make me a better offer. But none comes and Colin is waiting, so I go.

We get out into the hallway and he walks ahead of me. When he gets to his door, he looks over his shoulder and gives me a heart-stoppingly handsome

grin. “I’m going to show you something I’ve never shown anyone else before.”

I hesitate before stepping over the threshold. Looking back at Rebel’s door, I want to believe I see it opening. That Mick is on his way out to stop me. But that doesn’t happen, so I continue inside, shutting the door behind me.

Bab terkait

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    15

    THE PLACE IS A DISASTER. I stop in the entrance and take it all in. Dirty dishes cover the coffee table in front of the television. Clothing is draped over all the furniture, most of it way past the stage of needing a washing as far as I can tell. There are art canvasses of different sizes leaning in stacks against the walls and what I guess to be an easel in the corner of the room nearest the windows with a sheet draped over the painting that’s underneath. Paintbrushes are standing in old coffee cans on the windowsill and there are multi-colored paint spatters all over the tarp that’s on the ground and even the walls nearby. It smells like a paint store in here.I could have sworn Teagan told me that she’d been in here before, but she never mentioned any of this to me. I make a mental note to discuss this with her, because if her powers of observation somehow missed all of this, I’m going to recommend she get a brain scan of some sort.“You want something to drink?” he asks, moving o

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    16

    I’M WALKING DOWN THE STREET wondering how long it’ll be before someone either pulls over and offers me a fiver for a BJ or shoots me in the back.Apparently, not long.A car slows down next to me and I squeak with fright, jumping off the sidewalk and into the weeds. A man’s voice comes at me as I kick at the soggy cardboard boxes that are tangling themselves around my feet.“Hey, sexy. Need a ride?”I spin around, grabbing my purse to keep it close and ready to let loose a string of nasty cuss words, when I recognize the car. It’s a bright red mustang, one I’ve seen parked at Rebel’s place before. Mick is in the driver’s seat.“Go away,” I say, getting my breath back and stepping onto the sidewalk.I walk as fast as I can in my heels.He drives along slowly next to me, his arm hanging out of the window and hugging the side of the car. “Come on, Quinlan, don’t make me beg.” He’s laughing at me, I can tell by the tone of his voice.“I don’t see what’s so funny. And stop calling me Quinl

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    17

    MY MOM STICKS HER HEAD in the door to my room. I can see her through a crack in my covers. “Teagan’s here, sweetie. She brought you lunch.”I close the crack made by my bedspread so I can’t see her happy face anymore. “Tell her I have ebola virus and to stay away.”I hear some whispering that includes Teagan’s voice. The door to my bedroom shuts.“Get up, you skanky ho. I have Taco Bell,” she says.I peek out of my covers. I have always been unable to resist the siren song of The Bell, and she knows it. I’d pretty much dive into a pool full of oh-my- god-those-are-not-Baby-Ruths for home-delivered Taco Bell. Dammit. Teagan has brought out the big guns.The fact that she barely has any money to her name tells me how far she’s willing to go for me right now. I resign myself to the fact that I have to respect that kind of dedication and eat every crumb of whatever she’s brought me.That’s what friends do for friends. I will just have to sacrifice. “What kind of Taco Bell?” I say.“Do you

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    18

    WE’RE STROLLING UP THE SIDEWALK that leads into the health clinic to retrieve the no-baby pills when a familiar face comes walking out in the other direction.“Alissa, hey!” I say, fully expecting her to smile politely like she always does and greet me back. We were never really close friends or anything, but the two of us having the same major and her living in Teagan’s dorm had us crossing paths a lot over the last few years. She’s a lot more serious about life then either Teagan or I am, but that doesn’t stop her from always being polite.She’s a good girl like that.Alissa looks up at me, her eyes bloodshot and red-rimmed. Her gaze drops to the sidewalk and she makes as if to go right by Teagan and me without a word. It’s then that I notice her belly.“Alissa?” I grab her by the arm as she’s about to walk past me like I’m a stranger with a bad haircut.“Don’t,” she says, pulling away slightly as she keeps on going. I stand there with my mouth hanging open as she walks away.“What

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    19

    TEAGAN’S ON THE PHONE WITH Rebel and I’m driving Alissa’s Toyota. She’s asleep in the backseat. Apparently, being carjacked is exhausting work for a pregnant person. I keep checking her in the rearview mirror to be sure she’s still breathing. So far, so good.Teagan hangs up her phone and drops it into her purse.“What’d he say?” I ask, glancing at her before going back to looking out the windshield.“He says she can stay with us until we figure something out.”I grin. “Sweetness. Now we just need to figure out how I can wrangle a spot in the apartment for myself and we can live together as one big happy family.”Teagan is looking at me, but I just keep my eyes on the road. I don’t want her making me get all gooey.“You don’t mean that,” she says.“Nah.” I play it off. “I’m cool with the ‘rents. Who’s going to keep Jersey off the cat turds if I move out?”“He’d be fine without you,” Teagan says, censure in her voice. “He’s not your responsibility.”“Anyway, what is the plan for her?”

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    20

    I DON’T KNOW WHY I expect my life to be easy peasy. Nothing ever goes as planned.“Who’s this?” Mick asks as I walk into the family room with Alissa next tome.Arranging my face to look as cool as possible, I gesture to the couch. “Goahead and have a seat, Alissa. Rebel and Teagan will be right up.” She looks at Mick with a tiny smile and then follows my orders.“Mick, this is Alissa. Alissa, this is Mick. He’s Rebel’s brother.” Mick walks over and holds out a hand. “Nice to meet you.”“You too,” she says, giving him what looks like a very limp handshake. “Can I get you a drink of water or something?” he asks.“Sure,” she says. “That would be nice, thank you.”He turns towards the kitchen and frowns at me when he’s no longer facing Alissa. “Can I talk to you for a sec’, Quin?”I shrug. “Sure.” Alissa’s already been through enough crap for one day. I don’t want to make a scene in front of her by arguing with Mick, so I follow him. Besides, I still need to apologize about twenty times

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    21

    TEAGAN IS ON SPEAKER-PHONE as I put on my makeup in my bedroom mirror.“So, what did you guys finally decide to do with Alissa?” I ask, putting on my eyeliner. I’m going with the smokey-eye look tonight. I figure since this will probably be our one and only date, I might as well play it up right. Mick is going to be speechless with lust. I wonder if I’m going to leave him hanging or indulge a little. Talking about Alissa kind of makes me lean in favor of not.“She’s going to stay here until further notice. She doesn’t want to talk much, though, so it’s kind of frustrating.”“What do you mean she doesn’t want to talk much?” I smudge the liner under my right eye. Perfection. I grin all vixen-like at my reflection. Mick is so going down.“She won’t say anything about the father or what his reaction is to the whole thing, so I have no idea if he’s even in the picture or knows what’s going on. And she says very little about her parents, other than they’re ultra religious and she’s now cons

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    22

    COLIN IS DRIVING IN A direction I’m not familiar with.“So what’s the deal? What was so important at work that Mick couldn’t pick me up?”“Car has to be delivered tonight. Last minute thing.” Colin seems distracted. He’s focusing really hard on the road which makes me suspicious. He’s usually way more interested in charming pants off, or at least trying to.I take my phone out of my purse and stare at the screen. No messages. Wouldn’t Mick have texted me if he were going to be late? I look over at his brother. I guess not. Maybe Mick is one of those anti-technology people, so he used old-fashioned personal interaction to send his message.“When will he be done?” I ask. “Soon. Probably real soon.”I remain silent for a few more minutes as Colin navigates the streets. It’s just too weird to be in a car with him driving and me not knowing our destination, so I can’t keep my mouth shut for long. “Where are we going exactly?”“You’ll see.”My phone buzzes in my hand and I turn it over to l

Bab terbaru

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    51

    I SPEND AN HOUR TRYING to cook up excellent break-up scenes in my mind but nothing is working. Every scenario ends with me having a broken heart and Mick being an ice-cold d-bag. I can’t stand not knowing what’s happening to my life as it unfolds behind my back.It only takes me thirty minutes to get dressed and made up, ready to break some hearts on the dance floor. I hate games. Ain’t nobody got time fo’ dat.My dad is dead asleep, exhausted from taking care of my mom and Jersey, so I leave a note on the kitchen counter in the house we’re renting and take off. I’m at the club in less than a half hour, walking through the door like I own the place. That’s right, y’all. I got my butt lifters on. Gravity cannot touch my jiggly parts tonight.The beat is familiar. This DJ Twatmonster or whatever her name is sucks.She just plays the same crap over and over and hopes nobody notices. Well, guess what cooter-breath! I noticed!I scan the dance floor, the bar, and the empty DJ booth, but

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    50

    I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE knocked on some wood earlier today when I was thinking Mick was all perfect and awesome and totally in love with me. Yeah, right. I am such a fucking idiot sometimes.It’s eleven o’clock at night and he’s AWOL. He hasn’t returned any of my calls, and a quick trip over to Rebel Wheels reveals that he’s not at work either. Jersey asked for him all night and no amount of reassurances on my part that he’d show up would satisfy him. After he had about two hours’ worth of fits, he finally fell asleep exhausted and in pain. I’m ready to kick some major boyfriend ass.I tried for hours to keep Teagan out of my mess, but I can’t stand it any longer. I call her number and tap my foot while I wait for her to pick up.“Yo, ho. What up?”“Nothing. Do you know where Mick is?”“Wow, abrupt. Um, no, I don’t know where he is. He’s not with you?” “No. I expected him all night, but apparently he was too busy.”“Oh.”I wait for the rest, but there is no rest. “Well?” I say, annoyed.

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    49

    MICK AND I ARE HOLDING hands under the conference table at the lawyer’s office. Teagan is on my other side, holding my other hand. Rebel is at work, unable to get away from the huge workload that was made worse by our road trip and then Mick’s subsequent focus on me and my family. A lot has happened in a week, not the least of which is this head-to-head with the lawyers.“So tell us exactly what this so-called secretary said to you.” The young lawyer speaking to Mick looks very happy but the older one, not so much.“She said a lot of things, but mainly that Teagan’s dad was fine up until the last couple months before he died and then he just kind of went downhill fast.”“Downhill in what way?” the lawyer asks. Teagan squeezes my hand hard.Mick responds. “Getting absent-minded. Nauseated. Sweaty. Disoriented.Chest pains.”“Sounds like heart attack symptoms,” says the older lawyer.“Not really. It went on for weeks, not just days. But that’s not the worst part.” Mick looks at Teagan,

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    48

    THE MUFFLED CLICKS OF MY heels on the hospital hallway floor keep time with my rapidly beating heart. I can see the room where my brother is being kept, up ahead. I’m going to see him first because he’s in worse shape than my mom and because I know he’ll be scared. We’re in the burn ward, dressed in gowns, masks, gloves and shoe covers. I feel like I have cotton stuck in my ears the way all the sharp edges have been taken off the sounds in this place. Mick is beside me, holding my hand, just like he has been since we buckled our seatbelts on the airplane.I reach the doorway and stop, dropping Mick’s hand and taking a deep breath. I can’t let Jersey see me freaking out.“It’s going to be fine, babe. Just relax.” Mick is rubbing my arm. “Want me to come in or stay out?”“Stay here first. I’ll come get you in a minute.” I can’t breathe. I’m starting to hyperventilate. The hallway is spinning.“Babe. Get a grip.” Mick is shaking me by the upper arms. “Jersey is going to be upset if he se

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    47

    WE’RE IN THE CAR HEADED back south and I can’t stand that Mick is on the other side of the car as me. I’m trying really hard to play it cool, but I can’t help but sneak glance after glance at him. He’s dead gorgeous and I’m completely infatuated with him.Maybe I’m wrong or just dreaming, but he seems to be suffering the same sickness as I am. He catches me looking at him about twenty times, but only because he’s doing the same thing. If the goofy grin on his face looks anything like the one I think I’m wearing, there’s no way we’re fooling anyone.“So what’s the deal?” Colin asks. “What did you find out last night?”I blink a few times, getting all that sexy stuff out of my head so we can focus.“Well … a couple of those girls worked in places that didn’t really have a whole lot of contact with Teagan’s dad. But one of them was his assistant, so that was good.”I grab his arm and squeeze it. “What? Are you serious?”“Yeah, I’m serious.” His shit-eating grin is enough to send me throu

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    46

    I’M NOT SURE IF WE slept. Maybe I caught a few winks here and there, cuddled up in Mick’s strong arms with my head on his chest, but when I see a few rays of sun coming through the window, I know it’s time to get going.Colin and Alissa are going to be getting up soon and they’re going to come over here and bang on the door and expect to see two messy beds. I don’t want to ride back in that car for seven hours with them knowing what we did. Talk about awko taco.I’m too vulnerable right now to deal with teasing or conversation about it. I need to know exactly where Mick’s head is first. I don’t want to be the only one mooning over our love affair, as brief as it might be. I’m not a total amateur at this stuff. Just because we fit together like puzzle pieces, it doesn’t mean we’re suddenly in a relationship. As much as I might want that to happen, it takes two to tango, and I don’t know if Mick ever does anything but the bump and grind on that dance floor.I get up in all my naked glor

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    45

    I’M SQUEALING WITH LAUGHTER FOR about three seconds before his mouth is on mine and the sound is cut off. I downshift right into moaning, growling, and basically going nuts. And I’m not the only one, either. We’re rolling all over the bed, shoes and clothes are flying off, and both of us are battling to feel as much of each other’s lips and tongues as possible.“You are so beautiful,” he says, his words coming out with big puffs of air onto my mouth and face.A niggling of doubt enters my mind and I stop moving. I hold him a little away from me. “Are you sure it’s me you’re talking about?”He pauses and frowns in confusion. “Yeah, I’m sure. Why’d you ask that?”“Because … I’m worried you’ve got your beer goggles on and that they were fogged up by about ten office chicks who were rubbing their hooters all over you in the club.”“Pffft. Right. None of those girls can even touch you. Not even close.And I’m not drunk. I know exactly what I’m doing.” He leans in and kisses my neck, lickin

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    44

    BY THE TIME MICK STUMBLES out of the club, I’m the only one still awake. Or I’m the only one not fake-sleeping, anyway. Alissa is snoring so loud I find it hard to believe Colin is really as dead to the world as he appears.Mick comes up to my window as I pretend to not notice he’s there. “Hey,” he says against the glass, fogging it up a little. “Can I come in?” “What’s the password?” I say. I’m annoyed that he’s so happy. Shouldn’the feel dirty selling his body for secrets like he has?He looks up nervously at the door to the club. “Uh, hurry up and let me in before those chicks come looking for me.”I have two ways I can go here. I can leave him out there to sweat all those boobies, or I can let him in and take him away. He looks at me with those darkly shaded green eyes of his and then his body kind of leans forward a little and his tattoo flashes at me from under his sleeve.I grab the handle of the door. Screw making him feel bad for doing what I asked him to do. He needs to

  • MISCHIEVOUS: a new adult romance    43

    I’M HALFWAY OUT OF THE stall on my belly, feeling like a total dirty toilet- snake slithering around, when the bathroom door opens and the loud sounds of the crowd and the music come blasting in.I look up at an amazonian woman wearing heels and jeans standing not very far from my face. She looks familiar, and I’m pretty sure it’s because she’s a supermodel who dates George Clooney.“Uhhh …” I try to play off the fact that I’m wallowing in strip club toilet stink at her feet. “Heh, heh. Hi.”She lifts an eyebrow and stares at me. I’m immediately impressed with her skills. And I thought I was awesome at speaking without talking. She’s like an eyebrow ninja or something. I wonder if they taught her that in supermodel school.“Do you need some help?” she asks, coming a step closer.“Yeah,” I say, pressing my palms into the floor. I’m going to sterilize them with fire later. “The lock broke while I was inside.”She bends in half and puts her hand down where I can reach it.I cringe. “I’m

DMCA.com Protection Status