CHAPTER 5-B

Katerina's POV


"Wake up, Bitch. Wake up!" I kicked her in her leg. I'm losing my patience here! Everyone's awake but her! Before I took a bath, I tried to wake her up. And now that I'm done, she's still sleeping! What a sleepy head! Ask.


"Ouch, Granyyyy~ I'm still sleepy. Ten minutes...  *snores*" the veins in my face starts twitching because of impatience. 


"Then say goodbye to your beloved camera----"


"DARN! Rise and Shine, Katerina!" She sarcastically barked and I just rolled my freaking eyes on her. She looks stupid. As if I'll really destroy it. I'm not that heartless. I still value things and pity them. I'm pertaining to the camera not to Rossweisse. Because I’M.SO.DONE.OF.HER. SHITS.


"Meanie Granny. Just ten minutes---tsk." She whined while stomping her feet along her way to the bathroom. I glared at her in the mirror. She just pouted and wait Agape to come out. I rolled my eyes on her and start doing my thing. 


"Wow, makeups!" Agape. I paused from putting lipstick on my lips and looked at her. 


"Wow! Makeups!" She repeated. Why does she sound so astounded? 


"Katie, what is this stick?" I blinked.


"That's a mascara." I answered with hesitation. She looks excited and... so amazed while looking at my makeups. Is she an alien? 


"Wow! What about this one? And this one? And that one!" Uhhhm, okay? She didn't know those? 


"This is a foundation. Then the blush-on. This one's the eyebrow pencil to shape your eyebrows, obviously. Then the contour... ." and so on. She was just like, listening to me like an attentive student of mine. Is she seriously not knowing these things? 


"Wow! So, that's make-up. I only lipsticks and lipbalms. I didn't know that there's more than that! Here, take a look at my lipsticks." She opened the drawer of her vanity table. My jaw drops. Sets of lipsticks are inside. All are in the shades of red. Oh my... god.


"You only use LIPSTICKS!?" Is she for real!? 


"U-Uhhhm, y-yeah. My father used to tell me not to put any makeups on my face. It will ruin my face... he said." She answered in state of shock. Her father said that!? 


"Your father must be dumb for not letting you to do your face." Her eyes widened. How could he---!? Makeups are part of being a woman! Especially that we are fabulous. We should always show our best. Anywhere, anytime! The face is the pride of every woman aside from her body. Ugh, I can't really believe her.


"Go, go, go. Wear your uniform already. Don't forget to bring your PE uniform, okay? Be quick! I'll teach how to put makeups---"


"Kyaaaaah! Really!? Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll be quick!" She squealed. I winced and shrugs. She's so innocent to things. *sigh*


It took us minutes in our makeup lesson session. What's good in Agape is that she's a fast learner. I just told her where and how to put it and she already got it. As expected to a woman who came from the land of philosophers and geniuses.


"I'll go check the stupids first. BE FAST." I told them before shutting the door. I went to their room and opened it without even knocking.


They all turned their heads on me. I caught them. Stripping Rampage. Butt naked.


"What the---!? Get out! Pervert woman!" Phoenix screamed, higher than Rossweisse's pitch. I boredly looked at him. Giving my best not to look down. I don't want to see their noses. 


"As if. I'm just checking if y'all are awake. Bastard." I spoke nonchalantly and slammed the door shut. Darn, why does their butts bigger than mine? 


"Good morning, Manong and Manang." I greeted with a smile to the both of them. Manang is cooking while Manong's having his coffee. 


"Good morning too, Ma'am." They greeted back. I left my things on the couch and draw near her.


"I'll ready the table." I volunteered and grabbed some plates.


"Ano, no need, Ma'am. I'll be the one to---"


I cutted her off, "I insist po." I put the plates on the table and scooped the rice. Bacons, fried rice, fried salmon, and fried eggs are our breakfast for today. Manang thanked me for helping her. The others didn't take long. Rampage greeted Manang and Manong same to Agape. The rest are ill-mannered. Tss. 


"Manang, where's my cake?" Agape asked while serving the lazy Rampage. His laziness annoys me. Good god.


"Here." Manang served a slice of strawberry cake. Her eyes glistened. I want a bite too. But Agape's way too greedy. She won't share her cake to anyone. 


"Thanks, Manang." God, she's so cute. Like, really. She's still a baby. She still needs assistance and guidance. What a cute baby.


"Can I have a piece?" Rampage coaxed and draw his spoon near the cake. Agape immediately covered it using her hands. Damn that scary aura. 


"No. You can't. This is mine alone." Too greedy!


But Rampage didn't listen to her. He still did it. He scooped almost half of the cake and put it straight in his mouth. After a few chews, he gulped. And he asked if he can only just have a piece.


*Silence*


"You're screwed, Fernandes." We just said and shrugged. We started eating. 


"Hmmmm? The cake is delicious. I like it." Seriously? Is he pissing Agape off? 


"Ha. Hahahahahaha. I'll crush you later, Cakeu." Agape. It made us pause. We looked at her. Smiling too sweet. Too sweet. She smiled even more that made her eyes smile too. Her aura... is so dark. All of a sudden, she was being surrounded by thunderstorms. W-What a scary look she's pulling off! God, is this what the cake can do to her?


"You took half of my cake!" We jumped because of shock. S-She shouted...  They were sitting right before each other, yet the way Agape shouted, it's like as if Rampage was too far away from her. But what's more surprising is, her voice's like a harmony. Her shout isn't ear sorer. It was soft and melodious. 


"Oh? Sorry. Urge of hunger." Rampage shrugged and started eating in slow motion. I just sighed. 


After our good breakfast, we stormed off to school. We, the girls are being serviced by Manong. Phoenix has his own car. He's with Vaspe yesterday when they got her. And what surprises us is Rampage, he drove his own. Like, we're just thankful he didn't crash. Right now, it was Vaspe who drives for him. 


On our way to school, Agape's mouth was shut. We don't know what's running inside her head. Plotting a murder for Rampage? Thinking evil doings for Rogue? I don't know but it's obvious. It looks like anytime; she'll strangle him once they met again. Much better if she'll strangle the other two too So they can live happily ever after. Friends forever. Till death do them part. Heh.

~

"Hey, are you still angry?" He asked as we advance. She's pushing his wheelchair. We're behind them, watching them. I don't know but it makes me excited on what Agape will do to him. Her revenge, I mean. 


"Of course, not, Kirk. Why would I be angry? Hmmmm? Why would I?" Agape answered creepily with a scary sweet smile. And now I'm hundred percent sure that she's still mad at him and is planning something. Will she push Rogue from the building or bury him alive? Beats me.


"I'm happy you're not angry. The cake is really delicious. I should have eaten the whole piece of your cake---"


"Holy mother of god!"


"Bwahahahahahahahaha! Nice one, Agape Baby! Pffft!"


I covered my mouth in no time when she pushed his wheelchair over. Rossweisse is laughing her ass out with tears, and so Phoenix who's face so red suppressing his laughs. Vaspe looks so dumbfounded. She gathered everyone's attention because of that! 


SHE.PUSHED.THE.SCHOOL. OWNER!


Holy shit. She'll kill him because of CAKE!? 


"Ooops, my hands slipped. Are you okay, Cakeu? I mean to do that." She sounded worried, but she's smiling evilly at him as she picks him up. Our jaws drop. 


"You should be lucky we're not in a rooftop, cake-stealer." She said with a grin of a devil. I facepalmed. God, if this is one of the things she can do just because of a cake, I will never ask some. I rather buy my own than to ask some from her. I don't want to die yet!


"You're such a witch, Agape." Rampage grunted as his nose bleed. Wait---
"HOLY MOTHER OF KIRK! YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING! GROUP YOURSELVES INTO TWO!" Phoenix screamed hysterically and we were like, 


"WHAT!?"


***


"Kekekekekekekeke." It's been a hour and a couple of minutes yet this bitch is still laughing her ass. Still can't move on from the scene earlier. She's distracting me! I can't understand what the fuck our prof was saying because of her chuckles! 

She was in the middle of teaching (but we're just pretending we are listening) when I notice Rossweisse folding strips of a scratch paper. She inserts her thumb and index finger in the rubber band, stretched her both fingers then put the folded paper on it and aimed. 


"What the hell are you doing, bitch?" I whispered before kicking her. 


"Shhhh. Just for fun. Hihihihihihi." Agape whispered back. My brow raised higher than their grades. Even her!? 


"Aim for Phoenix. Let's pretend we're listening attentively. Act normal, okay?" Chuckled Agape. Wow, coming from her. All I ever knew before is that she was a good student. She's hiding some flaws under her sleeves! 


But fine. I will join the fun for TODAY since our prof's teaching boringly.


Rossweisse released the paper. She exerted enough force and it hit exactly at Phoenix's neck. We pretended that we were busy. I acted sketching and tracing while Agape is taking down notes. 


I tried my best not to laugh. And I know it's the same for them. I secretly looked at Phoenix who's looking around, searching who it was while scratching his neck. I bit my lower lip, holding myself not to laugh. We waited for minutes before Rossweisse attacked him again.


"Ah! Who the fuck is that!?" He snarled after he slam his table. Everyone was startled. Of course, we pretended we were shocked too. 


"Mister Cooper, is there a problem?" The prof asked. He was frowning to the point his face is impossible to paint. He shakes his head. Our classmates laughed at him. He glared at us. We looked at him innocently and shrugged. Pffft!

"Let me try too, Rosseu. I'll aim for Cakeu." Here goes Agape who's still holding a grudge against him. Rossweisse gave the rubber band to her. Agape tear a piece of small paper before folding it. After the bullet was made, we look for the perfect timing. Rampage is sleeping on his desk, as usual.


"Aim for his armpit. Pffft." The devil whispered and Agape do as she please. She awakened him. God knows how much we hold our breath to prevent ourselves from laughing. Rossweissed bowed while shivering as she holds her laughs. I covered my mouth and chuckled. Agape remained her blank expression. And she's freaking good at it!


"That hurts." He yawned before turning his head on us. We didn't look back. I used my pencil to scratch my head to make my acting buying enough. 


After a few minutes, he fell asleep again. I took the rubber band from Agape and aimed for Vaspe who's eyed closed with crossed arms. And poof. The paper stuck in his ear. Hehehehehehe. 


He opened his eyes. We paused from breathing. 


"Ma'am, can I go outside? I need to take a leak." We sighed in relief after. I thought he'll scold us. Phew.


"Oh, sure. Just be fast." The prof said. Vaspe stood up. And before he left, he gave us the deadliest glares. 


I gulped.




We're screwed.