CHAPTER 5-A

Rampage Kirk's POV


"Bro, can you put off my socks? I can't---ugh, I can't reach them." I groaned lazily. I lifted my feet a little and tried to reach them, but I can't. My hand can't reach them and my back, oh, it hurts. 


"Fuck off, Rampage. Do it yourself." She swears and strikes me using a pillow. I boredly looked at him and gave up. I occupied the whole bed. Arms and feet spread wide apart. I want to sleep alone in this soft bed.


*yawns*


"Vaspe, can you turn the AC on?" I requested. He glared at me before stomping his feet towards the AC and eventually turned it on. He went back to the couch and faced his laptop.


"Vaspe, can you reach my phone for me?" I requested again and pointed my phone beside him. His jaw clenched. He threw it at me. I started playing Temple Run.


"Vaspe, I want to watch in Netflix. What's your WI-FI password?" I'm so bored. What should I do? Hmmmf.


"Iwouldnottell." Huh?


"C'mon, Vaspe. I want to watch Tom and Jerry." I whined and flapped my feet. I miss my catttt~ 


"I said, Iwouldnottell." He sternly said while glaring at me to death. My nose crinkled at him. 


"Bro, you don't need to be angry. I just want to connect in your Wi-Fi to watch Tom and Jerry. Why are you so selfish?" 


"IWOULDNOTTELL IS THE FREAKING PASSWORD, FUCKTARD!" He frustratedly groaned. Oh, I see. He should have told me in the first place. Tss.


"Vaspe, I'm thirsty." I said hoarsely and looked at him. He glared at me and threw the bottled water at me.


"Ah, my back aches. I can't drink---"


"RAMPAGE KIRK, I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING BABYSITTER NOR CAREGIVER SO MOVE ON YOUR OWN!" Aww, he's mad. I guess I need to drink it myself. 


I nodded and grabbed the bottle. I start twisting its cap, but it was tightly sealed. 


*twist*


*twist*


*twist*


"Vaspe---"


"Fucking lazy-assed bastard!" He growled before going to me, taking the bottle by force and opened it. I smiled at him.


"Thank you, man." 


"Fuck you!" He's so sweet, isn’t he?


"Go, Tom. Eat that fucking smol mice. Eat him. Eat him. Eat him." I cheered lazily and yawned. I looked at the clock. It's midnight already. Should I sleep now? No? Throw a tantrum then? 


"Vaspe, blanket." I turned off my phone and wore my night hat. He clicked his tongue first before covering my body with my favourite blanket. I yawned again.


"Thank you." He just snorted in response and went back to his position. Phoenix just finished his shower. Waaah, my virgin eyes. Seeing his smol dick. 


"Vaspe, Phoenix's not wearing anything. The view's so disgusting. My eyes. Unholy." I whined. This time, he gave me the deadliest glare he could ever give.


"Shut.the fuck.up.and.sleep.FUCKER!" 


"Y-Y-Yes... " I shut my eyes immediately and hugged my favourite stuff toy. I need to recharge. I need my full energy back. Mehe.


@2:30 am


"So, they already found us, huh." I stuffed bullets on my gun and pulled back the slide and locked it. Vaspe handed me a suppressor.


"They're 1.3 kilometers away from here already. Finish them off before they got here. The girls are sleeping peacefully. We must not ruin their beauty sleep." I smirked at him before accepting the suppressor and put it in the muzzle. 


"G'luck, bro. Make it clean as possible and dispatch them quick." Phoenix bid before returning to his sleep. I just gave them a nod. Everything's set already. I checked my earpiece and gave Vaspe a thumbs up. He nodded. I opened the windows and jumped out. I landed safely in the well-trimmed grasses. I looked around and approached the pitch-black darkness. 


"Where are they?" I asked Vaspe through the earpiece as I continued running. I jumped over a fence. The half-moon welcomed me. Wow.


"86 meters from West." I click my tongue and run the distance. I climb over the roofs. I took my binoculars and scanned the surroundings. No one's here. 


"Bitch, where?" Is he playing with me? There's no one here---


"Fuck!" It was a surprised attacked. Someone fucking kicked me from behind. It caught me off guard. I rolled down the roof and fell. I winced. I looked up and saw three silhouettes.


"Nice seeing you again, Mercy." They bluffed and bowed after me mockingly. I pushed myself up, avoiding the rain of knives aimed at me. 


"Fuck it, Rampage. Finish them off. Two's on their way here!" What the hell, Vaspe? You sound like a coward-assed boy. You're an assassin too! Just kill them! 


"Ugh!" One groaned after I smacked her down. I blew her head with my gun and run over a tree to hide to parry their daggers. After firing all of their weapons, I went out and shoot them dead. I shot them twice in their heads to assure their deaths. Then runs back to Agape's estate. 


"Vaspe, you still there? Where are they?" I asked. If only I could, I'll fly the distance between us. I won't let them disturb their sleeps. And I don't want to see fear in their faces. That's why I'll finish this quick. 


"Vaspe? Vaspe!" He's not in the line anymore! Fuck, does it mean I'm already late?



Yes, I am. Right here, I could see Vaspe standing while stepping on their cold bodies. His eyebrows formed a straight line as he waits for me with crossed arms. H-He like an angry mother waiting for his stubborn son to go back home after skipping afternoon nap.


"Too slow, Rampage." I frowned.


"It's because I'm not fully charged. I'm still at 48% percent when you woke me up." It's his fault why my performance today was lame.


"Dispatch them first before you recharge. Make it quick, snail." He ordered. My brow automatically raised.


"And who are you to order me around? Who's higher between us again?" Is he mocking me? How dare him ordered me like that! I'm not his slave or what! 


He turned around. Dark aura and cold, deadly glares, enough to make my knees tremble, "Who am I first?" F-Fuck it!


"Tsk. Whatever, Old man." I gave up and lifted the two like a sack. I look for a best place to leave them. I saw a yard and leave them there. It will look like as if they were some defeated robbers. 


My shoulders fell as I closed the main door. Finally, I'm back home. I can say that my energies dropped by 15%. The two are kinda heavy and I spent time walking back here. I ran out of arm power that's why I didn't managed to climb the walls and entered where I exited. 


"C-Cakeu!?" 


"Holy---" my eyes widened. A-Agape? 

I composed myself, "Yo." I greeted and waves my hand at her. Okay, keep your cool, self. Just start thinking some alibi and be cool.


"Where have you been?" The talking panda asked with so.much confusion and worry. I sighed.


"I can't sleep that's why I went for a walk outside. How about you? Looking for bamboos?" 


"Huh? Bamboos?" Oh, shoot. I forgot she can be slow at times.


I pointed her onesie, "Panda." She's cute though her chests distract me. Ah, I want my face between them again. They are like my favourite pillow. Soft and tender.


"Just wetted my drying throat." Wetted? 


"I see. Let's sleep again. We need to be early tomorrow, remember?" 


"Waaah! You're right! Good mornight, Cakeu!" 


"Good mornight... too." I watched her went upstairs. I turned off all the lights and went to our room. She smiled at me before she closed their room's door. I immediately went inside our room and looked for Vaspe.


"I want someone like Hades."


"Daddy!" I jumped in the bed.


"The fuck's your problem, brat!?" Why the fuck is he mad at me? I did nothing wrong! 


"I want Persephone!" I exclaimed and removed my jacket and pants. Now I'm in my PJs again. I wore my night hat and laid beside the drooling Phoenix.


"Who the fuck is Persephone!?" He's pissing me off! Is shouting required!? 


"Agape! She's Persephone!" I groaned and rolled my eyes on him. He stopped in whatever he was doing in his laptop and looked at me blankly but seriously.


"Rampage," he called.


"Yes?" I yawned. 


"NO." A question mark popped above my head. No? He turned his back on me again.


"The rule. You'll just bring harm to her. Not Agape. She's way too innocent for you. Don't ruin her life." His words stabbed me directly and shattered my hopes. I blinked and stared at him for a while.


"But she said she wants someone like Hades... " I can be the man she wants. I was...  I don't know but I think I already liked her. This was the very first time I was attracted to someone. Agape is sweet, cheerful and pretty. Her perfect body's a bonus. She is so kind too. And fragile. And a baby. And understanding. I just felt the urge of protecting her. It came from her mouth already. 


"Rampage, you're not Hades and you know that," he blurted out before shaking his head, "You're Satan. Not Hades. Don't forget that." 


I didn't even bother to talk and expand the conversation more. I turned my back on him and faced Phoenix. I felt upset because of what he said. But I can be Hades too even though I am Satan. I just want...  Hmmmmf.


"Vaspe---"


"Don't even try to throw a tantrum at me, Rampage, or I'll break your neck. Go to sleep!" 


"Ugh, whatever~" I whined and tsked. I hugged my pillow tight and look at the door. 


Even a devil deserves a girl that will accept him and love him despite all of his flaws... 


She wasn't lying by that... right?