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149. Galvanise

Author: V. Moody
last update Last Updated: 2021-09-13 17:13:33
The wind roared and whistled in my ears.

Falling from such a great height would almost certainly prove fatal. It wouldn’t be pleasant but it wouldn’t be the end, either. Just inconvenient to have to go back to square one and do it all over again. And there’d be Yuqi to deal with.

Surviving the fall, however, would be infinitely worse. Lying there, back broken, limbs twisted in unnatural directions. Not good. I couldn’t heal myself if I couldn’t use my hands.

As I fell, arms spread out and staring upwards, I saw Cheng hovering above me, framed against a white sky. It was definitely him, although he looked very different. Hitokag had told me Cheng had three forms. I’d only ever seen the demon and the boy, perhaps this was the other one.

Four arms, wings like a moth, face like a diseased hippopotamus — I could see why he wouldn’t go out in it much.

A grey streak smashed into Cheng, taking him across the sky at great speed before slowing down enough for m
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