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2024-10-29 19:42:56"Let's go shopppppiinnnngggg." Reeva sputtered sitting cross-legged on the floor and placing all the beer cans on top of one another. She is trying to build her own Eiffel Tower but I think she made a Leaning Tower of Pisa oops now it's a Fallen Tower of Pisa.
"We can do online shopping. I'm ordering a potato peeler. It's so sharp...so sharp that it can peel your hands." Mandy said in a monotone voice, with her head hanging upside down from the couch, her legs raised over the couch, and holding her mobile in her hands, it fell on her face and she yelled at the poor phone.
"Stay in your place you fucking piece of shit!"
I want to eat a potato. I miss my potatoes. I want to eat chips, fries, and mashed potatoes for the rest of my life. Potatoes are love. They are a lot of carbs but there's no other veggie as tasty as a potato.
"I want a potato," I wailed.
Somehow I and my drunk friends decid
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