Yoshi's Favourite Guardian

I looked at Malak & Bierce. “Malak and Bierce. I thought you two are rivals or enemies?” I asked them “we were when Doug Houser was around Arnold and right now he’s living his life to his fullest” said Bierce “Bierce and I stopped fighting each other when your world Planet Harmony was created Arnold” said Malak. I stroked Yoshi’s head, Yoshi started purring like a cat “you like Arnold alot Yoshi” said Bowser “I do Bowser besides he’s my friend after all” said Yoshi “you laid around 300 eggs” I said “yes I did… when Corona’s Goons heard my egg laying capabilities they unfortunately captured me they drag me into a room full of 10 to 20 of Corona’s Goon and for the next 23yrs they breed me via the anus non-stop, but I did escaped but I don’t know when exactly” said Yoshi. I hugged Yoshi as he closed his eyes and tears began to run down his face, “Yoshi is still scared after his non-stop anal breeding nightmare.” said Bowser.

I kissed Yoshi on the cheek “don’t cry Yoshi, I know I failed t