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The Butler Smells Fishy

Author: Swirly
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Purification Element. A person with this ability was a saint not only in the Empire but also in the universe.

This healing power had a limit: you cannot resurrect the dead.

People who were born with this ability were the victims of Solipique. Or the church might control them for the rest of their lives.

"My Lady, were you sure? My vision was back to normal. Breathing was easier than before."

"Yes, I only prayed for your recovery."

The Nora I know came back. Her lively voice and inquisitive nature annoyed me again.

"Serving my lady was the best decision I ever made!"

I clapped my hands.

"Now, what meal does my lady want?"

"No. I would bring your meal. You're not fully recovered yet."

She would experience a mental breakdown once she saw the terrible scenery outside.

"Do not leave this room until I say so."

Hope that she would follow that order while I look for the head chef.

An extraordinary journey as a kangaroo began when I had to hop to avoid stepping on the corpses. The sights at my
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