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Beautiful Accountant: Not possible. Me: but he’s probably not as hot.

Beautiful Accountant: No one is as hot. Doesn’t matter though. I’m done.

Despite the fact I was now grinning at her assessment of me, two things occurred to me. One, Chad would not be as excited about her descriptions of me as I was. And two, she was still planning to leave, which dulled my happiness considerably.

Me: Maybe there’s one person who is almost as ‘hot’? Like, for instance… me?

Beautiful Accountant: Gah. I’m the only person who can put a foot in her mouth via text. Of course you are. Sorry.

Me: Thank you.

What kind of weird world was I in? I needed to make sure Chad’s feelings weren’t forgotten even though he didn’t care in the least about hers.

I needed to come clean.

I’d tell her at eleven. When she gave notice.

***

But at eleven, I was in the midst of a crisis. One of our most sought- after wineries had just called to tell us they’d had a storage issue in their wine cave, and half of last year’s bottl
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