Looking at the short-haired beauty with fair skin and curvy figure in front of him, Lin Yu felt that it was a wise decision for him not to go to Shifang Mountain with his master and junior sister to look for dragon veins, but to come to Linjiang City quietly alone.
If he hadn't come to Lin Jiang, how would he know that besides his junior sister, there is such a beauty as this one in the world?
How can you know that the beauties in this world wear so little if you don't come to Linjiang? Those suspenders and those beautiful legs in stockings are really...
Lin Yu touched his chin in a very master-like manner. Outsiders might think he was thinking, but in fact he just wanted to confirm whether he was drooling.
Fortunately, I managed to maintain the demeanor of a master.
"Young Master, how are you doing? When will my marriage come?" Wu Qiuyu urged with a red face, acting like a little girl, but there was a flash of coldness in her eyes.
Wu Qiuyu is a glorious people's policeman and a staunch materialist. She naturally disdains feudal dregs such as physiognomy and fortune-telling.
The reason why she came to Lin Yu's fortune-telling stall was because her sister was cheated by a lousy fortune-teller two days ago. After drinking some crappy talisman water, she has been having a low-grade fever and unconscious. She is still lying in Linjiang People's Hospital.
The more she thought about it, the more unwilling she became, so she went to the famous "Shengun Street" in Linjiang to catch the two swindlers and vent her anger on her sister!
The other fortune tellers on this street are either very old men who look like immortals, or old blind men who seem to have revealed the secrets of heaven and are being punished by heaven.
The only difference is that Lin Yu in front of him is that he is young, has no hair on his face, and has a pair of cunning eyes that always glance at the girl's thighs. He is obviously a liar.
If not him, who else should we arrest?!
"Ahem..." Lin Yu was pinching his fingers to tell fortunes while staring at Wu Qiuyu's chest furtively, mumbling something, trying to maintain his superior demeanor!
But I sighed in my heart, big!
really big!
It’s almost ready to come out!
"Girl, I have already calculated your marriage!" Just when Wu Qiuyu was a little impatient, Lin Yu rolled his eyes, patted the small table in front of him, stood up calmly, and secretly looked at Wu Qiuyu while talking.
She is twenty-three or four years old, with fair skin and outstanding facial features. There is a heroic spirit between her eyebrows that other women do not have, and her every frown and smile is unique.
After getting up, Lin Yu discovered another advantage of Wu Qiuyu - his long legs, which were not only long but also straight. Although he was wearing a simple pair of ripped jeans, he was still charming.
I'm so blind that such a beauty is asking for marriage. I have to jump into this pit of fire!
Lin Yu thought with great integrity, if I don’t go to hell, who will?
"Really? Young Master, where is my future husband now? When can I meet him?" Wu Qiuyu had a look of surprise on her face, but she sneered in her heart. For more than 20 years, she had never been attracted to anyone of the opposite sex, and was even called "incapable of love" by her colleagues!
It was not wrong to arrest him, he is indeed a liar!
Wu Qiuyu had a smile on her face, but her eyes were getting colder and colder, and her right hand slowly reached behind her waist.
Lin Yu had no idea what Wu Qiuyu was thinking. He pointed at his handsome face and grinned, "I am far away and yet I am right in front of you. I am the husband you are looking for!"
"Really?" Wu Qiuyu seemed very excited, stepped forward and grabbed Lin Yu's right hand, "Young Master, you are so accurate in fortune-telling, have you ever told your own fortune?"
"Before I went out this morning, I just had my fortune told. It said that I'm going to have an affair today." Lin Yu clasped Wu Qiuyu's left hand with his backhand, and sighed in his heart, this little hand is so slippery.
"Young Master, your calculation is inaccurate!" At this moment, a cold light flashed in Wu Qiuyu's eyes.
Hmm? Lin Yu looked at her in confusion.
Click!
Wu Qiuyu took out the handcuffs with her right hand and directly handcuffed them to Lin Yu's wrists. At the same time, she pulled with her right hand and said coldly, "Go!"
Lin Yu was confused. What was going on?
"Where are you taking me?" Lin Yu asked subconsciously.
"Let's go to a place where there are only two of us." Wu Qiuyu turned around and smiled coldly.
What an ambiguous sentence!
But Lin Yu shuddered, "Why did you handcuff me? Quickly open the handcuffs for me!"
"Because I'm a police officer." Wu Qiuyu took out his ID from his jeans and waved it in front of Lin Yu.
"What's wrong with the police? You can control everything in the world, but you have no right to stop me from setting up a stall to tell fortunes!" Lin Yu was stunned for a moment, but soon remembered what the old blind man at the stall next door said, that they are not afraid of anything else in their line of work, but they are afraid of the urban management!
"Do you believe I will beat you up if you keep talking nonsense?"
"You still want to hit me?" Lin Yu was speechless. Does he look like he deserves a beating?
Wu Qiuyu pointed at Lin Yu, her beautiful eyes full of murderous intent, "It's because of you fortune-telling bastards that my sister has been in a coma for two days and is still lying in the hospital! What's the point of beating you? I wish I could kill you now!"
Lin Yu , "..."
What a terrible woman!
But when he's angry, he seems pretty charming.
Lin Yu felt like he was sick, and he actually found this tigress attractive.
"I thought it was no big deal, isn't it just a coma? Just bring the person here, and I, the Godly Doctor, will cure the disease!" Lin Yu felt very aggrieved. Wu Qiuyu's sister was not in a coma because of him, so why did they arrest him?
But his greatest virtue is kindness, he can't do such a thing as watching someone in danger and not helping!
He would never admit that he was kind because Wu Qiuyu was beautiful!
Wu Qiuyu was stunned for a moment, then her anger subsided and she said sarcastically , " Aren't you a fortune teller? How did you become a doctor? You are indeed a liar!"
"Damn!" Lin Yu was a little angry. He took out a small flag from under the table and threw it in front of Wu Qiuyu. There were eight small words written on the small flag: Miraculous Doctor, Hua Tuo Reborn. "Who said doctors can't tell fortunes? Yin and Yang and the Five Elements can not only tell fortunes, but are also the foundation of Chinese medicine! Forget it, it's like talking to a cow when talking to an outsider like you!"
Strictly speaking, being a doctor is his main job, but too many people judge people by their appearance. He is so young, and he is a Chinese medicine doctor, so not many people are willing to believe him. It might as well be fortune-telling, which makes money faster!
Wu Qiuyu sneered and said sarcastically , " Are you a Chinese medicine doctor? Which school did you graduate from? The Cold Damage School or the Fire God School?" Do you think you are a miracle doctor just because you have a broken flag? Or do you think I know nothing about Chinese medicine and want to fool me!
Lin Yu's next words further confirmed Wu Qiuyu's thoughts. Lin Yu put his left hand on his waist and said proudly , " I have never been to school. I am neither a typhoid school nor a fire god school. I am an experience school!"
"Experienced?""It's just that he saved countless people and became a school of his own!""Liar! Give up on this idea. I will not let you treat my sister!" Wu Qiuyu said angrily. This guy is about the same age as herself, but he dares to say that he has saved countless people. He is just bragging!"You haven't tried it yet, why do you say I'm a liar?" Lin Yu frowned, looking slightly displeased.Wu Qiuyu believed that Lin Yu was a liar and said disdainfully , " Really? Great doctor, please check what's wrong with me!""You have irregular menstruation." Lin Yu had already mastered the art of diagnosis by observation. He could diagnose Wu Qiuyu's illness with a high degree of accuracy without even taking her pulse.Wu Qiuyu was stunned for a moment, then she reacted and blushed, angrily scolding , " How many women don't have this problem? If this is all you can do, you must come with me today."As she spoke, she tugged at the handcuffs.
"I'm too lazy to talk to people like you." Zhao Hongwen didn't even need to look at Lin Yu. He took two steps to Wu Qiuyu and said seriously, "Qiuyu, I promise you that I will definitely cure Qiushui's disease!""Tsk, that sounds nice!" Lin Yu said with disdain as he walked towards the bed, "If you, a quack doctor, were really capable, you would have cured her illness long ago."Yes, I was almost cheated by this bastard. If he could cure it, he would have done it long ago. Wu Qiuyu also came to her senses."I don't allow you to treat Qiu Shui. Don't you fucking understand what I'm saying?" Zhao Hongwen rushed to Lin Yu, pushed him hard, and roared with a red face.Lin Yu and Wu Qiuyu were both stunned.Zhao Hongwen also realized that he had lost his composure. He pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose and looked at Wu Qiuyu, "I'm sorry, I lost my composure. Qiuyu, you have to believe me, I did this without any selfish motives, I just..."
"No, this is neither the Four Symbols Needle nor the Eight Diagrams Needle!"A deep voice sounded, and an old man with gray hair, ruddy face, vigorous spirit, and wearing a dark Tang suit came quickly to the bedside. When he saw the silver needles inserted into the inner and outer corners of Wu Qiushui's eyes, his face was full of shock, and even his body trembled. "The main needles are the inner and outer canthi of the eyes. Young man, is this the legendary Yi needle?"He suddenly turned his head and looked at Lin Yu with burning eyes."You old man are quite knowledgeable. You can even recognize the Yi needle!" Lin Yu was a little surprised.His master Ling Xiaozi once told him that there were definitely no more than ten people in the world who knew about Yi Zhen.Now it seems like pure bullshit, any old man would know about Yizhen!This also made Lin Yu a little skeptical, whether this so-called Yi needle was as magical as Ling Xiaozi boa
"Qiu Shui, take good care of yourself. There's something urgent going on at the bureau, so I'll go back and deal with it first." Wu Qiuyu hung up the phone pretending to be calm and forced a smile."I'll listen to you, sister." Wu Qiu Shui nodded obediently."Qiu Shui is so good!" Wu Qiuyu breathed a sigh of relief and touched Wu Qiu Shui's head.Then she took out handcuffs and handcuffed the unconscious Zhao Hongwen to the window. She called her colleagues at the police station and then looked at Lin Yu and said , " I have something urgent to deal with. You stay here with Qiu Shui first. As for your medical fee, I will give it to you when I come back."Is this guy going to delay the payment of the medical fee? Lin Yu was immediately unhappy, "I said..."Wu Qiuyu didn't even give him a chance to speak and strode out of the ward.Lin Yu , "...""Puff"Wu Qiushui couldn't help laughing out loud, her eyes curved with smiles inside,
"Flirt with her, then sleep with her!"The resounding answer made Wu Qiuyu dizzy.She has seen many different kinds of suitors, but she is the only one as simple, rough and straightforward as Lin Yu.But she quickly shook her head, thinking that Lin Yu was overestimating himself, "You can't possibly pick her up."Who is Liu Chenxiang?Linjiang is a proud daughter of heaven, and her fame is no less than that of a celebrity. She has many suitors, but no one can catch her eye.Even though Wu Qiuyu is also a woman, she feels inferior in front of Liu Chenxiang!"Then I have no choice but to be your sister's brother-in-law." Lin Yu shook his head, looking reluctant.My sister's brother-in-law? Isn't that my...The most annoying thing is that this guy looks so reluctant!Wu Qiuyu pondered for a while before she understood what Lin Yu meant. She said fiercely , " Asshole, you dare to take advantage of me, don't you want to b
"How should we deal with this woman? Just kill her?" Ah Fei threw the wooden stick away and looked at Jin Xiaowu inquiringly."No." Jin Xiaowu shook his head. "This Miss Wu is Miss Liu's best friend. With her, it will be much easier to get Miss Liu to give in."Sang Biao and A Fei looked at each other. They didn't expect that Wu Qiuyu and Liu Chenxiang had such a relationship."We have been exposed. We can't stay here for long." Sang Biao said in a deep voice. Wu Qiuyu was able to find this place, which must mean that their position has been exposed."Search their lower bodies first, then take them away." Jin Xiaowu nodded in agreement."Body search? Isn't this an overreaction?" Ah Fei didn't care. She's just a woman, is there any need to be so careful?"You don't know this. Miss Wu is a police officer."Ah Fei and Sang Biao's expressions changed, they looked at each other and prepared to search them!"What do you three beasts w
Wu Qiuyu gradually remembered her situation, sat up abruptly, and looked around vigilantly."Don't worry, they have all been defeated by me. Am I very powerful? Do you have a new respect for me? Do you want to marry me?" Lin Yu looked smug.Only then did Wu Qiuyu realize that Jin Xiaowu and the other two were lying unconscious on the ground. She glanced at Lin Yu, who was looking smug, with a meaningful look. This guy must be no simple person!But she didn't dwell on this. Whether Lin Yu was simple or not was not important to her. She looked down at Lin Yu's claws and asked, "Can you take your claws away?"Lin Yu was startled and grabbed Wu Qiuyu with his right hand."Hmm..." Wu Qiuyu was grabbed so hard that she couldn't help but groan.It feels so good! Lin Yu sighed in his heart, smiled awkwardly and retracted his right hand, "Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean it.""If it happens again, I will kill you!" Wu Qiuyu was ashamed and angry, h
"Damn it, let these bastards get away."As soon as Lin Yu chased out, he saw Wu Qiuyu waving her fist angrily.He looked around and found that Jin Xiaowu and the other two had run away while they were looking for Liu Chenxiang."Let's go." Liu Chenxiang's expression did not change at all, as if she didn't care about Jin Xiaowu and the other two at all.On the way back, Lin Yu decisively chose to sit in the back row with Liu Chenxiang.Lin Yu has never been a person who gives up easily. Although the conversation with Liu Chenxiang just now was not so pleasant, he did not forget his plan to seduce her and sleep with her.Along the way, Lin Yu told Liu Chenxiang more than a dozen jokes in a row. However, what he didn't expect was that the jokes that could make his junior sister laugh out loud didn't work on Liu Chenxiang.Liu Chenxiang's answer was nothing more than that he had heard this joke more than ten times and that joke more than