CH 86

Ditch the Ex. Date the Billionaire

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Chapter 86:

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“You did what?” Isabella asks, bursting into laughter so violently she almost topples over onto the brick path underfoot. She grabs at Archibald’s arm to steady herself. “You’re kidding me.”

“Nope,” Archibald says, tongue poking at the inside of his cheek. “And it worked, too. I never heard them again.”

She’s just been told another Warren story—there seem to be an endless number of them.

Apparently when Warren first started dating his private girlfriend, Haley, they were getting it on so loudly that it was keeping Archibald awake at night. When Archibald decided he had had enough, he plugged in his keyboard at full volume and started playing the theme song to every cartoon he could think of. As well as his five-year-old-equivalent skill level would allow, anyway—which is to say, not very well.

Warren eventually burst in, yelling over the music, demanding to know why Archibald was ruining the ambiance.

Archibald told him tha